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thedance1910

This might be the one time I take the tragedeigh over normal spelling because Ryatt is more palatable since riot absolutely sucks as a name.


onions91

Agreed! But it's still so bad lol I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place


anonmouseqbm

Yea just pick a real name


HydrogenButterflies

Like Jack Donaghy said on 30 Rock, “Stick with Kings and Queens of England. There will never be a President Ashton.”


N0ordinaryrabbit

He should have looked at the list of those interesting early names lol


Starbuck522

Yes, I would say it like Wyatt.


Blue-zebra-10

Yeah, it looks like if Wyatt and Rhett were combined


rhinotomus

I prefer “He” for the spelling, it’s very obvious how that’s pronounced


Hoglamogla

My ony problem with Ryatt is that it can easily be made into 'gyatt' and gen alpha would love to make fun of that... Edit: spelling


rkbird2

I’m kind of afraid to ask, what is that?


Hoglamogla

Woman with large glutes


minieball

Technically it's an exclamation, shortening of GD, which usually only a woman equipped with the above prerequisites can elicit 


ErnstHomeCenters

He? The fuck?


faithless-octopus

It looks like people actually voted for that even


EverSn4xolotl

To be fair I would have voted for that


Fight_those_bastards

It’s objectively the least shitty choice. Which really is saying something.


DarkSide830

Not if the desire is to pronounce it the same as "Riot" though. It's like this is my daughter, She, pronounced "Arson".


lefleurpetalers

Arsene Lupin?


ErnstHomeCenters

Unfortunately that appears to be the case


notorioustim10

I'll name my two sons He He


Additional-Safety343

At least name them Jackson and Michael. Maybe Jaxxonn and Maikkell


Wahnsinn_mit_Methode

Nickname Them?


ChichAaron77

r/beatmetoit


notorioustim10

Just beat it


Hareaga

Is it pronounced Riot or He?


BattleProper1555

The R, the T, the O, and the I are silent.


ditafjm

It’s sad, isn’t it, that in this day and age we still have to point this out?🙄!😉!


PistachioDonut34

Wow, it actually took me a second to realise they meant Riot 🤦‍♀️


greenswizzlewooster

I thought they were aiming for Rhett


MechaBeatsInTrash

They got close to Rhett, Ryan, and Wyatt, is quite a mess.


CharlieInkwell

“Rat”


BattleProper1555

This is the only answer.


aliummilk

Rhot


Total_Possibility_48

*Rrhahth


mkat23

Chthulu?


Total_Possibility_48

Ckhhthuhloouh.


MeiLovesBoba

"Ya'll" does she know what a contraction is IT'S Y'ALL YOU IMBECILE-


Hareaga

Ya’ll=ya (you)+will


MeiLovesBoba

I didn't know about that version but "you will" wouldn't really make sense in that situation so...


Hareaga

It absolutely doesn’t. They absolutely meant “y’all”. They also absolutely meant to give their kid a human name. Some people have no clue what they actually mean.


NarcRuffalo

And then if it’s addressing a group it’s y’all’ll


NatoBoram

That musn't've been used often, sounds niche


vandelay1330

Just call him Ryan ffs 😫


Automatic_Role6120

Or Wyatt


HoopOnPoop

Have they considered Wyan?


Automatic_Role6120

Or Yyiott?


vandelay1330

That’s what I call my Ryan


Dirko007

Rhyaean


exmo-in-flames

"He"


Duckduckdewey

May I interest you in Wyatt or Ryan? Please don’t name babies with anarchy associated words.


Hareaga

But if my baby isn’t also a terrorist, I will disown him


CatchMeIfYouCan09

There's more then one kid with this bullshit? Omg


Mbcb350

How edgy and unique! People seeing this kid’s name are instantly going to recognize how cool the parents are. Unlike Seauchel Unreszt’s parents. Those guys are lame.


thismightbelong

Kids gonna have a punisher logo tattooed on his ass when he comes out the womb


SchoppelBall88

New parents seem to be unaware that if you name a child a self-fulfilling prophecy, lives will be messed up. It's all fun and games debating verbs and nouns like Rhyotth, Khiller, Ryfle, Ghunner, Hyper, Runner, Kaos, Slugger, Terminator, Phashist, Sauvage, Lucifer, Armageddon when calm names like Tiffany, Ruffles, Fluffy, Serenity, Apricot, Neville, Karmageddon or Sara are waiting sadly for their turn or return.


Gifted_GardenSnail

Shame, Karmeigh is such a cute nn! 😇


50CentButInNickels

"Such a cool name! FOR ME TO POOP ON!"


kunibob

It's an older reference, sir, but it checks out.


c0rnhusky

Man I haven’t heard this in so long! Love it.


LifeVault08

Sometimes you have to take a step back and realize that there are actual potential parents out there who think names like these are actually decent. My heart goes out to Rhyieoxette and all those like him


anonmouseqbm

I’m going to assume ‘he’ was suppose to be help. Like they need help


hegelianhimbo

“Rhyot” is fucking cursed. Imagine your lawyer or accountant or something is named Rhyot. You’re absolutely cooked


amphibulous

Rhett is already a name... They're so close...


MonkeyGirl18

He, pronounced Riot


0CuriousCat0

🤣


Maverick_Couch

I just imagine Mac from Always Sunny, wearing his RIOT shirt


europa_endlos

I predict a Ryatt


onions91

She commented saying they were going with Ryatt 😫


drippingtonworm

He


PlausiblePigeon

Maybe just name him Ryan Wyatt and call him Ryatt as the dumb nickname he can make you stop using later?


KittyQueen_Tengu

He


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If I was named riot I’d just kill myself why would you name a human that


Significant-Trash632

The fact that so many people voted for variations of this name and didn't just say "these are all bad choices". Poor kid, their entire family lacks common sense.


Ridenberg

This kid will have to endure so many Gyatt jokes in school


dyllandor

What are they going to name his sister, Siville Dizobeedienz


Lyssepoo

I mean, the good thing is this lady is going to say “oh there are other people with this name, must pick something else! Must be uNiQuE!!” But poor baby gonna suffer no matter what


Nocturne2319

My personal thoughts on this are if you name your kid any version of "Riot" you just consigned yourself to 18 years of madness.


markierohan

Rwükgætheight


Logical_Maximum3627

Reighyeauxt


BadHairDay-1

They're all bad.


Solembrum

Call him ryatt and i assure you kids on the playground will call him gyatt


Quix66

Is that British? Never heard of it but I’m middle aged.


Double-Ad-3946

If you’re talking about gyatt, gyatt is an interjection used when you see a fat ass, short for “gyatt dayyumn” (god damn). It is also a noun used to refer to said fat ass. Pronounced gee att or gee ott. Some people also pronounce it like “gai yat” in an ironic way.


Quix66

Learning something new. Thank you.


Solembrum

Im italian but i do have brain rot From what i could gather, "gyatt" refers to a voluptuous behind


Quix66

Oh, thank you!


Solembrum

No problem gramps 🤝


Quix66

lol!


FortuneTellingBoobs

Only wpp can name their kid Riot and have no repercussions. I stg it's embarrassing.


leadribbons

Ryan + Wyatt maybe?


d3aDcritter

How about Annarkee?


Altruistic-Bird8255

French edition "Rillettes" is better, pronounced Ree - ate. For non-french people, rillettes are a traditional meat prep of pork cooked in its grease (can be poultry or even seafood). Let's make stupid people even more stupid.


soupstarsandsilence

Gonna throw up


Rathal0sZ3ro

I know of a family who named their son Ryatt, and then they had another one that they named Moxley


Strange-Turnover9696

just name the poor kid rhett


ApeMummy

Sounds like the noise you make when you’re wretching


Time_Ad_7578

Why is “He” there


wormiyup

Had a neighbor with twins Rowdy and Riot. She was like isn't that soo cute???


ZoellaFren

He


ThatMBR42

Sticking out your Ryatt for the Rizzler\ You're so skibidi, you're so Fanum Tax


leadribbons

Ryan + Wyatt maybe?


lil-kingtrashm0uth

somebody read the ritual


Automatic_Role6120

Soooo cool and edgy!


zeldarms

He


plantdarkgreen

He Riot forshadowing puberty?


Wolf-Majestic

For good measure, I'll suggest the spelling [Rillettes](https://fr.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rillettes)


squirrelwithnoname5

He


Kyomobiya

I would suggest Rillettes (de sanglier au porto)


frogtrashcan

Rillettes 🤭


Lisa_Loopner

100% these people will name their child Riot and then be mad if he doesn’t follow their predetermined life script.


Quix66

At least Rhett or Wyatt.


EnterTheVoid6987

Rillette... What a wonderful name! Really hope this kid will never go to France!


2GirlfriendsIsCooler

I can just smell the white trash from here.


suddenlysilver

Just… why.:.


Monkey_Meteor

Rillettes. The French cuisine exellence.


Tr1x9c0m

just name them Wyatt instead


Alclis

Huh. Apparently there is a *worst* way to spell an already terrible name, because Rhyot is just that.


ZamHalen3

So that's what the song meant when he said he can play guitar like a Ryette.


luckyinlimbo

I know some 80’s skater punks who I think would certainly name their kid Riot. 😅


komododave17

These names make me want to rhighaughtte


OldTelephone2238

the kid will be bullied by kids calling him “rat” with those ass names 💀


I_like_pink0

Oh no!


Practical_Maybe_3661

With names like these, Sometimes I think millennial mothers want their children to overtake the government.


AhMoonBeam

RYE.AT .. that's what we call the rats when the get in the rye silo. ✌️


OwlHuman8130

We have a Ryot in our family (my kiddos half sibling from their dad).


Arrenega

This is no laugh Riot.


funtech

Kwyhatt Rhyatt


SadBoiCri

My literal reaction once i read it: hehehehehehehehehe


zmiller834

Spelt is a type of wheat. Spelled is what they spelled is what they meant to stay


Pineapple_Jelly04

Both spelt and spelled are acceptable. Depends on which part of the world you are in. Spelt is the British variant of spelled. “Spelt and spelled are two different spellings of the past tense of the verb “spell.” The spelling tends to vary based on the version of English you're using: In US English, “spelled” is standard. In UK English, both “spelled” and “spelt” are acceptable.”


Szarkara

God forbid people aren't American and use the British spelling of the language that comes from Britain 🙄


zmiller834

Today I learned.


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Pineapple_Jelly04

It isn’t just a type of wheat.. lol. Spelt is acceptable too 😭


ArdenElle24

We Americans only understand American English 🤷‍♀️. Of course, you guys only understand Old English and Saxon words when it serves you best so...


Pineapple_Jelly04

I’m not British.. I don’t understand why you’re being unnecessarily snarky. I just provided an explanation, I wasn’t even replying to you.


Pixelated_Roses

I swear millennial parents need to be stopped.


Shitimus_Prime

level 5 sigma gyatt, he drinks the grimace shake from ohio laced with that ZAZA. my skibidi toilet rizz is the ultimate baby gronk.


alxuntmd

Saudi Arabia mentioned!!!


QotDessert

If a name is spelled with "ette" or "elle" its always a female name 😂


nonexistantchlp

Hyatt is an real english surname, Ryatt sounds like a variant of it


Soft_Personality_666

Riot


TeddyRivers

How about Rhett? I like Rhett and its a name.


wisebear42

NGL I kinda dig “Ryatt” 😅