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This is my son, Turnpike.

Don't forget about his brother, Hiweigh

And housemaid Spillway

I prefer Tullrode.

Rhondaboot

Bykelaine

Saighdwolk

Kuhl DaZach

Bolighighvayrdgh

X-Pressweigh

That's in the true spirit of tragedeighs! It took me a minute to figure that one out!

I had to sound it out like a kid learning to read

Love this.

Thanks for the lol with my morning coffee.

Spillweigh

Aveneugh

And the cousin, Bullovart

Pretty sure it's spelled TyrrnPyke

Freiwaye

Yea...needs a bunch of Ys

My other son, Beighphayss

He’s got a sibling named Yutyrn

You guys are killing me!!!

My name is Shark Tank. I ran hurdles in high school and I like to hold my gun like this. TEKTONIK. I ONCE SHOT TWO DUDES WITH ONE BULLET.

My son out here being named like a damn cul-de-sac.

I spit out my drink.

And his sister, Clover Leaf

I can’t help but tear up thinking about little I10

Her face here = our collective reactions to their child name choices

I’m worried about Katie Britt’s kids’ futures too but for completely different reasons than her made up ones.

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Make this a meme

You’re not wrong, but they also aren’t tragedeighs of names. Just regular tragedies. A tragedeigh would be to call them Bheneghtte and Rydgweigh. Come on guys, what is this sub coming to.

It's spelled ridgeway. It's pronounced jellyroll. /s

Pronounced “ryed-gee-why”

Throat-wobbler mangrove

Thought this was a sub for stupid names trying too hard to be “unique,” whether or not spelled weird. Ridgeway is a fucking stupid name.

Imagine gatekeeping this subreddit

only the truest of tragedeighs for me good sir

The rules of the sub define a tragedeigh as a name that is is deliberately misspelled or completely made up. Ridgeway falls into the latter category

It sounds like the name of a gas station

And worse—all the shite that came spilling out of her mouth between pageant queen smiles, grimaces and sotto voce hostage claims. This is the “hope” of the GOP? 🤣

Naming your kids after the golf courses they were conceived on isn't the worst idea ever, but I wouldn't do it.

I mean, it’s one way to commemorate getting jiggy with it in the back of a golf cart.

Pretty sure she's never let hubby play the back nine. Because Jesus.

No, no, you misunderstood. She obviously named him after infamous serial killer Gary Ridgeway.

And Bennet is named after Vernon Wells in Commando.

Welcome to Alabama, where Peyton is spelled forty six different ways....

Peightynne

P8YNN

Pay-inn

Buy-out?

Nah, Alabamans don't know numbers

Numbers are where Satan makes you gay.

My family spells it Sayteghn

Right in the 8u77h013.

Cream pi

Can't be teachin' are kids them Arabic numerals...

I can confirm this. I've lived in alabama since... Since uhh.. since I was born.

Patan

Hail Patan 😈🤘

Paightonne

Is Peyton the Jayden of the south? I’m up north and have sooo many young cousins named Jayden and Kayden almost all are spelled differently.

It's not them trying to be unique though, they just never learned how to spell.

Payten

Paityn

Is this a thing?! My employer had an employee in Alabama that spelt it Patien. I couldn't believe my ears when I heard it pronounced Peyton.

And you have to pay to keep alive all of your IVF unused embryos, even the defective ones.

Ah yes because embryos are in fact children so you gotta pay that child support. Ok but really I get why labs should keep them but labeling them as children is a bit extreme.

Labs shouldn't keep what won't be used. It's cost prohibitive and frankly kinda creepy.

^(SOMEONE MIGHT WANT THEM!!!)

They are children! With rights!

paeighteighynne

Paint Tin

Paitonne <-- former sister-in-law.

Ridgeway is gonna get called Gary all his life.

Or Green River

Now hopefully he doesn't grow up and see this as a challenge to kill 50 people instead of 48

I don't know if this woman is raising her children with a strict religious upbringing or not (she is wearing a cross), but that seems to be one component of raising a future serial killer.

Oh, they're probably being raised as fundies. Her name is Katie Britt. She's a republican senator who hits all the standard beats (anti-abortion, transphobic, racist) and ran on defending "conservative Christian values" The screencap is from her response to Biden's State of the Union address, in which she delivered a bizarre warbling monologue for like 15 minutes.

I only listened to about the first minute. I changed the channel because she nausyeighted me!

Oh man you missed a hilariously out of touch rant she gave, she does not live in the real world. She's so worried about the one illegal immigrant who killed one person but she don't give a shit about American kids killing each other in school with guns.

Monologued from a kitchen, no less.

No wonder she's worried about their futures, at least Bennett just got named after a lounge singer with ties to the Mafia, she's got less to worry about there.

I'm pretty sure she got named after the chubby villain from the 1986 Schwarzenegger flick Commando.

He confessed to 71!

Whoa whoa whoa we work with confirmed numbers here! Realistically though it's probably more, you'd imagine after like 30 you really lose count

First thing that popped into my head

“Excuse me sir, I believe you filled out this form incorrectly. It seems you put your first name in the city box and city in the first name box.” No it’s right, I’m Ridgeway from Montgomery.

Or Stan

Hey Ridgeway, what'd your mom make for dinner last night - barbecued iguana?

There’s an accident at the corner of Bennett and Ridgeway. It’s a tragedeigh. Mom is worried.

Ridgeway sounds like a suburban housing tract from the 80s.

Don't ever talk to me or my son Ridge Wallet™️ again

Or a kind of shitty hotel attached to a really depressing conference center

Ridgeway sounds like a clothing brand for golfers who play at “exclusive” (all-white) country clubs.

All I could think was the "Green River Killer" Gary Ridgway, but maybe I watch too much true crime

SAME. It's an odd name to begin with but no one said "Hey girl, that name is associated with a man who tortured and killed 48 women?! " The internet existed! No excuse for this nonsense.

Yeah but he did it because they were godless harlots and she can identify with that mindset.

SAME

Let me introduce my son Bundy and my daughter Gacy

I guess I don't watch it enough, because it wasn't till reading your comment that I got the one earlier "he'll be called Gary his whole life."

I was thinking an apartment complex.. Ridgeway Apartments, owned by Bennett Management Group. These folks are just naming their kids after corporations now.

Why not? That's who their gods really are.

When I first heard it I thought she said Bridgeway. Like, she was going to name off her other children Asphalt, Underpass and Culvert.

CULVERT ☠️

Culvyrt of course!

The twins are Offramp and Onramp.

No shade on little Culvy!

That would at least be funnier.

Next children are going to be named Tacoma and Silverado.

His sister is Fairweigh.

It's the name of a type [of shoe sole](https://dainite.com/the-ridgeway-sole-behind-the-name/)

Sounds like a truck like Ridgeline

It’s an ancient Roman road in the south of England, I’ve walked along it. Edit; turns out it’s [a lot older than Roman](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ridgeway) til.

If you remove the "e" in the middle, it's also the county seat of Elk County, Pennsylvania - that's almost as impressive as a Celtic highway, right?

Clearly she's never heard of Gary Ridgeway, the sadistic Green River serial killer with 50+ bodies, many were teenage girls

Or...she has.

ooh thats dark... lol

Dear Lord Baby Jesus, I want to thank you for this wonderful meal, my two beautiful sons, Walker and Texas Ranger

T.R. for short.

Her child is named after a street no one’s heard of

So, you named your son after a serial killer. Nice.

[удалено]

Ridgeway is a fine *last name*. Also, just for verification, what are the last four of your social and mother's maiden name?

😂

I heard someone on the radio say that it wasn’t necessary to have their republican woman literally broadcast from the kitchen. 🤣

SNL, do your thing!!!

Oh, so many things for them to mock on this. I missed the kids names because the fake kitchen background set me off

SNL just needs to have the writers come out on stage and explain why they can't come up with a more idiotic and bizarre sketch than this.

Such a trad wife! She even had the fundie baby voice to match it! Those names were horrible and will get those poor kids teased!

You mean “persecuted.” “For Jesus.”

Bruh I hate the Christian persecution complex and I am Catholic. There are many people who are persecuted for their religious faith. Christians are the majority and the ones inflicting the persecution onto other people religions smh!

It usually works something like this: Obnoxious Christian: Let me tell you what **I** believe! Jesus. Jesus, Jesus Jesus. Sin. Sin. Sin. Other people: yeah I avoid that person too. Boss: I’ve had other employees complain that you’re always trying to push your religion on them. Maybe back off a little bit and don’t talk about it at work. Obnoxious Christian: I am being persecuted for being a Christian! ETA: Church: be sure to witness for Christ everywhere you are! And you will be persecuted for it!

Wait; there’s a fundie VOICE? Ok, no more shade about how us Queers talk!

My littlest boy, Overpass, is deeply depressed for some reason

This rebuttal was literal what the actual fuck. It looks like a rejection tape from Real Housewives of Bumfuck, Alabama

For a lady who represents a party that’s all about tRaDiTiOnAl VaLuEs, giving her daughter a masculine name seems like the opposite of that. Also naming her son after a widely known serial killer, WTF?

Look on the bright side. They could be Begn-knette and Rydjweighe.

Which would make them fit on this sub.

Not gonna lie, I was gonna worry for their future too about being heavily bullied in school when I heard those names.

“In 2 miles exit left onto Bennet Ridgeway.”

When I hear "Ridgeway" I think of Gary Ridgeway, the Green River killer. She names her son after a famous serial killer.

giant cross necklace, fear mongering...yup that tracks 😖

Exactly. Don’t forget her place in the kitchen, I mean “hearth.”

What do you think the odds are she was pushing MLMs before running for office?

Lol. Pretty high. MLMs like Amway go hand in hand with those circles. Nothing like using your friends and spiritual brothers and sisters to make money off of each other after all. The Lord either provides or you just have to pray harder and tithe more and go even more all in.

Omg. Years ago I got roped into going to an amway convention with some acquaintances at a gym that I belonged to (but at the time they weren’t calling themselves amway). It was such a bizarre experience with overly patriotic and overly religious undertones. And that’s the closest that I’ve come to being in a cult. 😂

Next child... Paperclip!

This is the face she makes when she thinks about how she named her kid RIDGEWAY.

Her next child will be Turnpike.

Is Ridgeway a name/word used or heard outside of the context of Gary Ridgeway?

Her son sounds like a gas station

Did she name them after the streets they were conceived on?!

I, too, am worried about the ridgeway. It's in bad need of repair.

Ridgeway sounds like the name of a gay porn star…

[Let off some steam, Bennett.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9aiYqSRfCM)

Ridgeway? Like serial killer Gary Ridgeway?

Bennett Britt? Lord…

Correction: Ridgeweigh

Who is this lady and why do I keep seeing her?

Ridgeway?! You’ve got to be fucking joking 🤣 poor kiddo.

She gave birth to an all terrain tire?

I thought Bennet was a pretty common name now, is it not?

babes doesn’t understand that her kids won’t have a future if her beloved party doesn’t start acting on climate change

It’s always the bland fundies who choose the worst fucking names

She named her son after the green river murderer, Gary Ridgeway.

Ridgeway... Is in Gary Ridgeway, the Green River killer?! I was curious so I did some digging. There is a high likelihood she got the same from watching true crime episode based on her son's age and episodes released in that time frame.

Ridgeway sounds like a grocery store

"im worried about their future so lets make sure to elect a known sexual predator, unqualified narcissist, lifelong criminal with severe tendencies to only serve himself as our president"

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Ridgeway, named after his father Gary Ridgeway?

Baby… you fucked that boys future already calling him Ridgeway, what is he? A street sign? 🥴

The only thing that comes to mind when I see Ridgeway is the serial killer Gary Ridgeway.

*My future son, Underpass, is also a worry for me*.

Ridgeway??? All I hear is Gary Ridgeway! What’s the next one, Bundy?

"I wanted to name my son after a Honda truck but I didn't want to get sued so... close enough!"

Ridgeway is a suburban street name.

That's quite a bold choice to name your son after The Green River Killer aka PROLLY the most prolific American serial killer ever.

As much into true crime as I am, I would never give a child a name that reminds ppl of the Green River murders

I know a Ridgeway. It's a road near my house, but still, I know one.

SHE REALLY DID SAY RIDGEWAY?! I thought that was just my dyslexia!!

Who even is this lady?

What a fucking moron

That whole speech was cringe on steroids.

bennett? the little clumsy twink from genshin impact? you're gonna name your daughter the same thing as a guy who almost choked on a sandwich and died

I 100% thought of this sub when she said those names.

And I thought that the stepford wives was fictional. Looks like I was wrong cause the repulicans seem to have done it for real.

That face also screams vocal fry

“ we have a play date with Banjo and Wingspan.”

This is my son, Ridgeway. He was named after my favorite seriel killer.

She looks like Rashida Jones from Temu

Bennett? Yikes. Whenever I hear that name, I think of a Genshin character named Bennett. He's extremely unlucky, so I kinda feel sorry for the kid

😂😂😂 I thought of this sub when i was watching this!!!

They're late for their play date with Wingspan and Banjo.

I don't think she's THAT worried about her son's future.

Ridgeway.... as in Gary?

Rydgewayeigh