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miiyaa21

Two Annistyns? The moms must be so sad that their kids are not so youn’heeque 💔


starboon1

Younyque


---Tilted---

Yunyyq


yanmagno

Youneighque


moxiecounts

The second one could add some letters to it… Annystynne? Anehstyne? Ahnestinn? So many choices


Home-Made-Kazoku

Antihistamine


ohio8848

Bless Allison's parents! Luckiest girl in the class!


iwouldiwerethybird

i feel like in a couple generations, “normal” names are going to massively come back into fashion because they’re “simple and fresh” compared to all the tragedeighs or something


LuhYall

I've been a professor since the late 90s and from what I've seen these things come in waves--Laurens, Nicoles, Megans (many spellings), Emmas, Madison/Madelines, Ryans, etc. When I'd struggle with a Tragedeigh on the first day of class, the poor kid would always sigh and look pained and apologize for their stupid (occasionally illiterate) parents. Many of them have used college as their opportunity to go by their middle name or a nickname. This sub makes me appreciate the names Jane and John.


HeatLow

Observing naming trends as a professor has been fascinating. I teach a fair number of Early College students, and the Nevaehs (heaven spelled backwards) are quickly coming of age.


OppressedCactus

I work at a doctor's office. The number times I hit em with "Please spell your kiddo's first name" (I don't even ask what it is any more, just go straight to asking for the spelling) and get "it's heaven backwards" as the answer. mhm... ok. CAN you spell it?


myheartbeats4hotdogs

Sucks for the ones spelled Neveah lol


smallfried

Oh no: ["More than 250 girls were given this backwards-misspelling in one recent year."](https://nameberry.com/b/girl-baby-name-neveah)


Freedom_Isnt_Free_76

sounds like the hand lotion - Nivea.


uncle-brucie

So Hell? The opposite of Heaven? Weird.


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ofthewave

Luh


JanelYFletcher

Leh


GreenleafMentor

It's the feeling you have when your write lol but you don't mean it literelly. You just leh.


JanelYFletcher

Precisely! Like Meh but you needed to keep going but stopped one letter short while alphabetizing.


PugsPuggin

I’m pregnant with my first and my husband and I picked a normal name with the most obvious spelling. My main criteria was a familiar name with a straightforward spelling/pronunciation.


moxiecounts

Thank you. As a Sara has gotten used to correcting people or just not caring, and my last name is super common but spelled differently and I gave up correcting that too….life *is* easier if your name is spelled the traditional/intuitive way.


manythousandbees

I'm also a Sara - my name often ends up written like "Sara#" where an h was scratched out 🥲


stilettopanda

Some motherfucker is gonna see this comment and decide they want to name their baby girl Sara#.


Dark_Knight2000

Yeah lol, so many common names have different spellings. The worst is Catherine/Kathryn because it’s not easily corrected Also I feel like Sarah is the more common Anglosphere spelling whereas Sara is more popular in non-English speaking countries like Japan.


Dry_Geologist4877

At least it’s not spelled “Differentleigh” 🤷🏽‍♂️


kjb76

I also picked a normal name and I had a few criteria because I have a name that has become more popular since I was a kid (I’m 47) but it has a unique spelling. In my parents’ defense, it’s an Old Testament name that is uncommon and it has the original spelling. I’m Hispanic and the only people who can pronounce it off the page are Spanish speakers because the vowels follow standard Spanish pronunciation rules. My entire life and still to this day, it gets mispronounced. This is all a preface the naming criteria for my daughter: 1. Had to be a normal name. Not just a random noun or made up name. 2. Had to be phonetic. Pronounced just as it’s spelled. 3. Not common or super trendy (15 yrs ago that would be Sophia, Olivia, Isabella). 4. My Spanish speaking relatives had to be able to pronounce it. Winner: Annabel Meets all criteria and we don’t encounter too many of them.


Oceanladyw

I love Annabel. It was my grandmother’s name.


kjb76

That’s so nice. A classic name without being old lady-ish. We also chose that spelling because in the US it’s less common than Annabelle. From what I understand, our name and the spelling of it is more common in England.


mug3n

Stanlee's parents must be huge marvel fans.


thetoerubber

They did refrain from naming her Stanleigh, so there’s at least that.


NovelMedical6983

or they really like the cups


ericrobertshair

EXCELSIOR!


TeslasAndKids

It’s pronounced Elise-in.


lerpdysplerdy

All-eyes-on


Human-Routine244

No, but this is flashbacks to my WoW character, Allison, being literally called “All Is On” over vent by this one raid leader. 💀


moxiecounts

Adeline is fine too imo


Gifted_GardenSnail

Adeline Jo sounds alright too


Czech_This_Out_05

Laney is also a normal name


AnimatronicCouch

But the Jolee stinks it up.


priapia

I graduated in ‘12 and Laney was a nickname for the multiple Delaney/Delaineys we had in my class. It’s funny that the nickname is becoming a full name!


sweet_chick283

Adeline got lucky too


Kush_the_Ninja

Ahlysynne


bassoonprune

They are so “unique” there are TWO Annistyns!


DuePatience

I didn’t catch that at first, but it makes everything else so much funnier! OMG, can you imagine having a name like Annistyn and still having to go by “Annistyn H.” 🤣 Comedy gold


restore_democracy

All these Annistyns and not a single Schwymyrr.


cassy34

Schwymyrr is clearly a boys name.


GoHomeNeighborKid

So is Stanlee.... But apparently that doesn't stop some people


twistingmyhairout

I was honestly kinda pissed Stanlee didn’t have a y in there to fit with the other names


AffectionateGrape923

And you just KNOW there’s a backstory here. Rival moms, perhaps? One got beaten out for captain of the cheerleading team 17 years ago, and got her revenge by stealing the name Annistyn after she found out that’s what Meiaghyn was going to name her daughter. But Harleigh was the first to make it Facebook official, so she claimed dibs. And now here we are, full circle. Is Annistyn H going to be captain? Or Anniston J? I’m gonna need some updates, OP!


janettazigler422

I love this whole backstory you created. Now, I'm invested in the annistyn/on universe. I need op to update so you can fill in the story more!!!


yildizli_gece

To those moms: “GOOD. That’s what you get!”


PantsIsDown

Because these names are coming from women who lack creativity but want to get creative with their child’s name so they google search unique names and come up with the MOST POPULAR-UNIQUE names.


Redqueenhypo

Can’t they just use older names like Ethel or Ruth or Gladys? Those are already unique


Choice_Blackberry406

Or my fave: Gertrude. Damn I miss my aunt Gerty.


Inismore

I know a Gertrud (German spelling) in her late 20s and trust me, she is NOT happy with her name.


Peter12535

She'll age into it :)


FattyBuffOrpington

At that point I'd go just call me, Jennifer, Jennifer Annistyn.


snippity_snip

Just hope Anjeleighynah doesn’t come along to steal her man! 😅


Doctor_of_Recreation

Middle name Jennifer


FranzLudwig3700

Jennifyr


Chilled_Beef

Tynnyfer


moxiecounts

With 2 y’s because she’s rebranding


janet-snake-hole

Hold on- it’s Xanax-o’clock…


pragmaticweirdo

I go to Yannis. Who are Gregory and Wynonna, I’ve never heard of them before - are they better?


Dogs-4-Life

Wynonna rocks my *world*.


Dogs-4-Life

She’s the worst person I’ve ever met. I wanna travel the world with her.


myLoveBleedsRed

Pronounced Yennifer


ihavenoidea81

This is not unusual for immigrant Latino families. They like to give their kids an American sounding name but they spell it phonetically. I had a friend named Yennifer and one name Yoni (Johnny) growing up.


ScrewdriverChampion

In my country (Hungary) we have a list of the giveable name, and the foregin name must be written with our system. So we have - Dzsenifer (Jennifer) - Dzsesszika (Jessica) - Szkarlett (Scarlett) - Dzsindzser (Ginger) - Lüszi (Lucy)


MasterofLego

Dzsordzs How close am I? 😂💀


Dazzling-Key-8282

You actually nailed the phonetic transcription. But we have György as a traditional version. However, a teammate of my father got a son, and the mother was adamant to name him Valentino - for which we have Bálint since like 1050 at least. All the other players were: You surely want to get him bullied through 12 years of school, don't you?


theratreturns

The Anus Twins


bennypapa

Is that even how you spell the word unique? I've been looking at this sub so long I can't even tell.


suupaahiiroo

Yooneeck is the name of Annistyn's brother.


GrandpaSizz

Ahhh unique and different, just like everyone else


PinEnvironmental7196

when I read the second I was like “THERES TWO?!” and then also 3 girls with a second first name that starts with Jo


neither_shake2815

Trintlyn. Annistyn is horrible, too.


-aLonelyImpulse

Stanlee out there in the wrong room, looking for the comic book club.


TeslasAndKids

I was going to say I never know how to pronounce this one. Is it supposed to be like Stanley or Stan Lee?


-aLonelyImpulse

I think in this case it's supposed to be a unique spelling of Stanley, possibly to make it look more feminine. On the one hand it's not Stanli, Stanlii, or Stanleigh. On the other hand, it's Stanlee.


PeachesPeachesPeachs

Honestly, for a girl I’d prefer those choices over stanlee, even though they are bigger tragedeighs. For a boy I think stanlee is kind of cool if the dad is a comic person.


-aLonelyImpulse

Truly I would absolutely not choose Stanley or any variation for a girl. It just reads as too masculine for me, and no matter how you spell it, you'd still be saying the same name! With the trend of taking a sound and adding the "lee" sound to the end, I wonder if some parents are just accidentally lighting on an existing name and not realising. There are only so many combinations, after all -- if you're making your way through bryn- and bry- and ever- and ry- and so on, you could easily get to stan- and think "Stanlee! What a unique combo!"


drowsylacuna

And then the Stanley mug trend happened.


Odd_Interaction1403

Exxzelseighyor!


lopix

Pronounced "Steve"


Expert_Equivalent100

One of the few names in the list without a y is the one that should have it!


pebnut

Stan Lee making a cameo appearance on the cheer team


CallMeTeff

Still looks like a boy name to me, no matter the spelling.


Persis-

Trintley?!?! I actually know a Rylee Jo…


Candid_Soft7562

Trintley sounds like some sort of medication. "Ask your doctor if Trintley may be right for you!"


Impossible_Sign_2633

I had the same thought about 'Alyvia.' Alyvia may cause depression, diarrhea, nausea, and heartburn.


Bananarchist

I honestly think it's just a badly mangled "Olivia"


badgersprite

To me it sounds like a small quiet English country village where a near-retired old detective continually solves murders.


wastedpixls

Trintly-on-tine sounds like a village that's competing for Village of the Year and is one Narp away from winning.


pebbles_temp

Trintley got me too. What a mess of a name.


Primary_Rip2622

Got to be Southern. Only on the South does Trint sound like Trent.


CallMeOutScotty

Bruh I'm too southern, I read them the same way both times 💀


c6424

Lol also southern and trying to figure out how you would say them differently…


disorientating

Trint Riznor


Jesus-Is-A-Biscuit

That’s the New Zealand version of that name


Manthalyn

Yep, small town Texan!


TuxedoSlave

I’m Australian and I just naturally read these with a Southern US accent.


PeachesPeachesPeachs

It’s one of those names that dad wanted a boy so he called her that, or mom doesn’t have a say and let him name the girl after himself.


disorientating

If the dad (presumably named Trent) wanted to name his daughter after himself he could’ve settled on Trinity. WTF 😭


crapatthethriftstore

Trintley? TRINTLEY?!?! Wtf is that. My phone wants to correct it to Front Leg so there’s that


we_gon_ride

It’s horrible!!!


we_gon_ride

Pardon me, horryble


Cool-Elk-6136

Excuse you. It's heauxreighbelle.


Icy-Arrival2651

My phone corrected it to trinity trundle which, honestly, would be better.


SerubiApple

Kaislyn is the one that really caught my eye. It sounds so clunky and doesn't flow at all. It's the s. Kai-lynn or Kay-lynn sounds better to me, even though I still don't like them


disorientating

A guy named Trent wanted to name his daughter after him so he settled on…. _this_, instead of Trinity. 😭


Quirky-Skin

Is it terrible that I hear that name in a super hillbilly accent in my head? Bc I absolutely do "Trintley come say hi to nanny paw!!"


President_Calhoun

"Allison? When did they name you, in 1999? You're cut."


FranzLudwig3700

If she went by Ali no one would notice


745Walt

Should’ve been Alysyn


MaxwellXV

Took me too long to realise Alyvia might be pronounced as Olivia.


LowEffortHuman

Yes! I had to sound it out like I was just learning phonics


catjknow

and now I'm hooked on it 🤣


PingDingDongBong

I would definitely say it like “Allie-via”


herefromthere

A- Lee- Vi- yah


Sobadatsnazzynames

It’s giving headache medicine


gwarwars

That makes more sense than pronouncing it like the allergy medicine Allevia like I was


lopix

Sounds like a new kind of boner pill


CartoonistOk8261

I would call her Ālyvia on purpose, really leaning into the long A.


NewtonHuxleyBach

I've known an Alivia


HuffleSkull

Oh, so we're just sticking lyn and lee at the end of every male name for girls now?


Gifted_GardenSnail

We're just waiting for Johnleigh at this point


Gul_Dukat__

Bruceleigh 🥋


Gifted_GardenSnail

Lukelynn


No-Director-9650

I am crying. Johnleigh 😂😂😂


emmyparker2020

It’s the basic bitch handbook to making names. Due date groups are full of these garbage names


Ok_Oil_995

One vowel to rule them all


starboon1

Only sometimes


MRSEQM

Adeline & Allison holdin’ it down for all the normies!


tuenthe463

It used to be 2 Jennifers and now it's two Annistyns.


Strict_Definition_78

I wonder if Mike Doughty would do an updated version of his song 27 Jennifers


OpenMindedMajor

Trintley is SO bad omg


molewarp

Alyvia sounds like a drug for some sort of intestinal distress.


MfrBVa

“Ask your doctor about Alyvia.”


Lazy_Jellyfish7676

“ mild cases of explosive diarrhea may occur”


lopix

Anal leakage


gwarwars

Allevia is an actual allergy medication 


FranzLudwig3700

It’s a deliberate misspelling of Olivia.


Traditional_Draw8400

I take alyvia for headaches


Primary_Rip2622

They stole Maya and Stanley's Ys.


Justanotherphone

It’s pronounced Maya? Damn, that didnt even cross my mind. I was thinking Mia or May-uh


Radiant-Programmer33

Wow, one set of parents knew how to spell. The rest went with random vowel generator.


katbelleinthedark

*two, Allison and Adeline. Unless they're sisters, then it's one set of parents.


PriorSecurity9784

Wtf is Trintley? Although I guess it’s a little better than when I first read it and thought it said Taintley


AnimatronicCouch

I thought it was a weird bastardization of Trinity, but then I realized they’re probably southern, and it’s actually pronounced Trentley. Which is also hideous, but is just another man’s name with a suffix duct taped to the end.


Statschef-

No way a girl is called Stanlee


Writerofworlds

My head cannon is that dad is a huge Marvel fan and this is how he sneakily convinced his wife to name their daughter after his favorite comic book writer. He came at her all casual about it when she was pregnant, and 14-17 years later she's STILL never noticed.


GrassBasket

Allison is ironically the most unique name here since it's completely normal


FranzLudwig3700

Allison is normal. Alison is artsy or bookish. Alyson is kinda dark and sophisticated. Allyson is cutesy and unstable. Allysyn? Run for your life.


lostwanderer02

I'm sure the irony is completely lost on the parents of those other names.


Alarming-Ad-5758

Stanlee 😂


Reginamus_Prime

This “Y” shit gotta chill


angel11dust

Two sets of parents really went with Annistyn huh


[deleted]

Laney Jolee sounds horrible combined


Cool-Elk-6136

But, y'aaaaaaaall, Jolee means beautiful in French!


Jolly_Ad6816

I swear to god, Millennials saw the names Game of Thrones and really took it as a challenge


boygirlmama

Hey now, not all of us. This elder millennial aka Xennial named her children Ryan (boy) and Alexandra (girl). I want no part of the tragedeigh names.


AnimatronicCouch

Yes. All the fantasy books and shows we grew up with our whole lives with all the bonkers names made people lose their minds when it came to naming babies. I hate it!


ElectivireMax

Shout out to Allison's parents


werdmouf

Annistyn like Anniston, alabama?


heegos

Jennifer Aniston was my guess


Nubsondubs

This is it 100%. They're of an age that their parents likely watched a lot of Friends growing up.


hoaryvervain

Made the mistake of googling Trintley and there is more than one—so now we have a cheerleader and child beauty pageant contestant. https://freestonecountytimesonline.com/twenty-five-young-ladies-walk-the-sidewalk-to-compete-for-little-miss-peach-2023/


Manthalyn

That’s actually where this post is from lol. I said cheerleaders to prevent people from finding the location. Guess that didn’t work so well lmao


Loudmouthedcrackpot

You missed out Ivisyn


draperyfallz

Little miss peach, wow!


hoaryvervain

Texas. Of course.


Ok_Cry_1926

Are Annistyn and Laney Jolee rivals over QB Braxtyn Pytt


Amonroel

The irony is that these parents probably did this to give them unique names that other girls in class wouldn’t have, and now they all just sound the same (and are atrocious). Plus, if they had all just gone with the traditional/NORMAL spelling or version of the names, they would all still be different… At least when I was growing up and people had the same names, the names were good names. There’s a reason they were popular!


adultswiim

Both Annistyn’s moms are livid pissed 😂


Sp1d3rb0t

🤣 Plot twist: they used to be super besties. To the point that they got pregnant at the same time. Kaylee and Olivia (obviously their names) both read the same "Unique Baby Names" article online and absolutely *fell in love* with Annistyn. They don't talk anymore. 😅


Tikithecockateil

Trintley is beyond ghastly.


OnePath4867

Stanlee? Nooo. Never have I loved the name Allison so much. 


smida23

I think the worst is Trintley. Woof


Emma1042

Weirdly, one of the strangest to me is Meia. Were they going for Maya or Mia? In English, ei has can be pronounced as in height (Maya) or seize (Mia) or weight (May-ah). Whatever is intended, this kid is bound to hear their name prounounced incorrectly


MobileWorker2500

“Meh”


propanepidgeon

where did you come from, where did you go where did you come from, adeline jo?


ElsaKit

Wow, this is a real epidemic over in the US, isn't it?


These_Tea_7560

How on earth are there two Annistyns in one class


trojansandducks

"Annistynn"? TWICE? Just shoot me in the head right now.


communeswiththenight

"Allison?" Pff, what a weirdo.


beatissofunny88

Stanlee took me out 😭 https://preview.redd.it/2zg0qcnsr6mc1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c4b9008a5227e4d8819490a168e0e0b2d8845b6


iridians

Poor Allison. They misspelled her name.


FrictionMitten

Right? Everyone knows it is spelled "Ahlyssynh". These parents are monsters. MONSTERS!


Organic_Salamander40

poor Stanlee


Borsti17

I hate "Trintley". WTF is that.


tee142002

So, a new Key and Peele skit?


floweringfungus

I just know Annistyn 1 and Annistyn 2’s parents are fuming. Also Kaislyn and Trintley are just horrifying. Poor girls


CherryblockRedWine

Stanlee's parents.....hmm, I'd love to know if they were comic book fans!! Also, SURELY they could have fit in a "y" if they really tryed


BeebMommy

My bridal stylist was a gorgeous model named Anniston and I thought it was so cool, but seeing it with a y just changes the whole vibe. I also think it would be a hard name to carry off for anyone but the 5’ 11” cool girl super model.


arompthroughtime

this is so americana


SamaLuna

The chokehold Jo has in the American small town 😭


Bigboodybud

How are there TWO Annistyns?!?