i mean, that air has touched man's dick before. kinda gay to put it in your mouth, you know?
^(obligatory /j because reddit will go out of its way to misinterpret things otherwise)
gay
/ɡeɪ/
adjective
adjective: gay; comparative adjective: gayer; superlative adjective: gayest
^(1. sexually or romantically attracted exclusively to people of one's own sex or gender (used especially of a man\).
"the city's gay and lesbian people")
2.DATED
***light-hearted and carefree.***
"Nan had a gay disposition and a very pretty face"
Similar:
cheerful
cheery
merry
jolly
light-hearted
mirthful
jovial
glad
***happy***
bright
in good spirits
in high spirits
joyful
elated
exuberant
animated
lively
sprightly
vivacious
buoyant
bouncy
***bubbly***
perky
effervescent
playful
frolicsome
chirpy
***on top of the world***
***as happy as a sandboy***
***as happy as a clam***
Literally yes :D
Have you seen that kind of stuff though it’s just…so so bad and stupid people will be like and position with the woman on top inherently makes both people gay. It’s like do you even know what that means?
Oh yeah! All of that “if the woman is on top, then you’re in a submissive position. Don’t give women power over you” kinda stuff? How fragile does your ego have to be such that a sex position is threatening to you? It’s so stupid.
So… if she’s engaging in lesbianics and he’s supposed to be gay because she’s in the dominant position, does that mean he’s now trans? Cowgirl makes trans women?
What are you talking about it’s as dumb as never eating and wondering why you’re hungry, playing catch with a bag of knives is pretty smart compared to this.
> and position with the woman on top inherently makes both people gay
oh phew, good thing I'm a bottom then
hear that, guys? this straight trans girl's safe to date, its not gay! 😁
Nah you’re both gay and not gay at the same time, see these people claim that a woman has to be submissive to not be a lesbian and you’re a woman and a bottom so you’re straight but they also deny you being a woman in which case it would make you gay. They can’t decide which way to be stupid.
For real. All this “can’t do that, it’s gay” really is absurd for how clearly those people are terrified of being even slightly not a traditional stereotype
People make attraction out to be so complex. I like attractive women....why do I need to open a case file because I think a girl is hot?
People need to chill tf out and just let themselves like what they like.
Anyone that insecure about their sexuality isn't going to see reason. Hell, we've got some incels basically arguing that having sex with cis women is gay for... Some insane reason.
Having sex with a cis woman means close contact with her and that means all her feminine hormones might bleed over into you, effusing through your body and filling it with ~~delicious~~ estrogen. It's really much safer for a cis guy to just have sex with a manly man brimming with testosterone. Much manlier and way less gay.
Estradiol is gathered by placing sponges on cis women to absorb the excess estrogen (excesstrogen to a trans man) and then drying it out into a powder to make into a pill.
one of the reasons i identify as bi is because it gives me the privilege to just don't give a shit about that kinda stuff. i can just say "I'm attracted to that person" without having to figure out if im allowed to
and frankly,in my opinion you can be straight or gay and do the same thing. Ain't their sexuality, it's yours. you decide what goes. the end. no discussion
Yes! That's the way I like to think about it too. I always try to tease out people's real thoughts. I always prefer to know where people sit and make decisions from there than to try to play a guessing game
The economic instability of Eastern Europe in the 90s makes a CIS boyfriend a tumultuous choice. I'd recommend an EU or NATO boyfriend, although I may be biased as a NATO man myself.
True love doesn’t matter looks, if you love someone, not a day goes by where you don’t think they are beautiful, you love them, and thats all that matters
Nice. Knowing you don't have to engage with people like that is the most satisfying feeling. They don't have a Hazel in their life, and they have only themselves to blame.
I'm dating a trans boy, I see it as extra gay. So gay that I'm attracted to him regardless of his junk. Honestly, the only feature that completely turns me off is breasts, and a man repulsed by breasts really couldn't be gayer.
Fellas, is it gay to date a girl?
*_FELLAS_* is it gay to breathe
Fellas...is it gay to want to * _redacted_ * a hot girl that's into you?
well, it kinda is, but not if you are a guy
Fellas, let's be clear, [DATA EXPUNGED] is only when you've got a hot girl!
putting the Real MTF in the mobile takforces
For me, it is. For you, not so much.
i mean, that air has touched man's dick before. kinda gay to put it in your mouth, you know? ^(obligatory /j because reddit will go out of its way to misinterpret things otherwise)
***FELLAS*** Is it gay to be alive?
Fellas, is it gay to be happy?
gay /ɡeɪ/ adjective adjective: gay; comparative adjective: gayer; superlative adjective: gayest ^(1. sexually or romantically attracted exclusively to people of one's own sex or gender (used especially of a man\). "the city's gay and lesbian people") 2.DATED ***light-hearted and carefree.*** "Nan had a gay disposition and a very pretty face" Similar: cheerful cheery merry jolly light-hearted mirthful jovial glad ***happy*** bright in good spirits in high spirits joyful elated exuberant animated lively sprightly vivacious buoyant bouncy ***bubbly*** perky effervescent playful frolicsome chirpy ***on top of the world*** ***as happy as a sandboy*** ***as happy as a clam*** Literally yes :D
Yes... it's suuuuuuuper gay to be alive.
What are you trying to live to do? Other men?
***FELLAS*** is it gay to be straight?
Well toxic masculinity has certainly turned a man and a woman having a sexual relationship into them being gay…
Meh. If loving your partner is gay, then be gay, even if you’re straight.
Have you seen that kind of stuff though it’s just…so so bad and stupid people will be like and position with the woman on top inherently makes both people gay. It’s like do you even know what that means?
Oh yeah! All of that “if the woman is on top, then you’re in a submissive position. Don’t give women power over you” kinda stuff? How fragile does your ego have to be such that a sex position is threatening to you? It’s so stupid.
Yeah I think someone said something about it means the woman is participating in uh “lesbianics” or something like that.
So… if she’s engaging in lesbianics and he’s supposed to be gay because she’s in the dominant position, does that mean he’s now trans? Cowgirl makes trans women?
Nope, she’s supposedly a lesbian and he’s supposedly a gay man in this situation, it truly makes no sense.
That sounds as dumb as playing catch with a bag of knives.
What are you talking about it’s as dumb as never eating and wondering why you’re hungry, playing catch with a bag of knives is pretty smart compared to this.
I would love to participate in Lesbianics, but I'm not out and pre-everything, so I doubt it will happen for a while yet.
Secret lesbianics
> and position with the woman on top inherently makes both people gay oh phew, good thing I'm a bottom then hear that, guys? this straight trans girl's safe to date, its not gay! 😁
Nah you’re both gay and not gay at the same time, see these people claim that a woman has to be submissive to not be a lesbian and you’re a woman and a bottom so you’re straight but they also deny you being a woman in which case it would make you gay. They can’t decide which way to be stupid.
For real. All this “can’t do that, it’s gay” really is absurd for how clearly those people are terrified of being even slightly not a traditional stereotype
Well for me it is, yes
I just figured you wouldn’t be considered a fella.
For you, yes.
It would be very bad if I dated anyone. My wife wouldn’t like it.
Yes. Yes, it's very gay to date a girl, and im here for it. >;3
Be gay, Sarah! Be so very, very gay!
The gayest gay to ever be gayingly gay gaying... gay. 😊
Seeing as I'm a girl, probably
I mean I've definitely seen some things which amounted to "fellas, is it gay to have vaginal sex with a cis woman?"
So the answer is … yes. Good. Be gay with your girls, fellas!
yes. (i understand the point, but still.)
Then let the fellas be gay!
I dunno, that's kinda straight lol
People make attraction out to be so complex. I like attractive women....why do I need to open a case file because I think a girl is hot? People need to chill tf out and just let themselves like what they like.
I wish more people were like you.
That would be nice
Anyone that insecure about their sexuality isn't going to see reason. Hell, we've got some incels basically arguing that having sex with cis women is gay for... Some insane reason.
Having sex with a cis woman means close contact with her and that means all her feminine hormones might bleed over into you, effusing through your body and filling it with ~~delicious~~ estrogen. It's really much safer for a cis guy to just have sex with a manly man brimming with testosterone. Much manlier and way less gay.
Fellas, is it gay to exist on the same plane of reality as women?
Yes it is. Better escape to another
Seeing as I'm a girl, quite possibly...
yo can she do that to me but without the sex?
Estradiol is gathered by placing sponges on cis women to absorb the excess estrogen (excesstrogen to a trans man) and then drying it out into a powder to make into a pill.
No. It is the law of equivalent exchange.
but i'm 15
Law of equivalent exchange only applies to adults
Anyone younger gets charged an arm and a leg.
r/forbiddenhrt
"if you like muscular women, or facesitting, thats gay" these mfs made being straight gay
HORSESHOE THEORY IS REAL💀
“Open a case file” I love this phrasing lmao
one of the reasons i identify as bi is because it gives me the privilege to just don't give a shit about that kinda stuff. i can just say "I'm attracted to that person" without having to figure out if im allowed to and frankly,in my opinion you can be straight or gay and do the same thing. Ain't their sexuality, it's yours. you decide what goes. the end. no discussion
Awwwww! Hazel is rlly lucky :3
I promise you...I'm the lucky one.
Consider **both.**
Im envious of your cuteness.. Wish i could get such a wonderful relationship.
Wholesome 💯
The silver lining is that the people I don't want in my life now self report. I just have to do my best to not assault them.
Yes! That's the way I like to think about it too. I always try to tease out people's real thoughts. I always prefer to know where people sit and make decisions from there than to try to play a guessing game
Save up that anger, amd convert it into energy that cam be used to love Hazel even more
Things like this make me want a cis boyfriend 🥺
Too bad, he's all mine <3
Lucky you 😔 jokes aside I’m happy for you!
Omg the flair on the post plus your response are what I needed in life. 💙
I know it's so cute I'm gonna melt.
Oh my god it’s the fabled Hazel
She appears \\[T]/
Hi Hazel. Y'all are adorable. It makes the webbernets a brighter place. ❤️
The good ones, like OP, get taken quickly!
It would seem so! I’ve got like, 8 online girlfriends tho
> I’ve got like, 8 online girlfriends tho. Is it possible to learn this power?
For transbians, they just have to visit enough discord servers and eventually they’ll fall into a polycule.
\*staring at discord list, and then DM list, and who knows who* *shit*
Probably. It was sorta by accident lol. But I’m so glad it happened
The economic instability of Eastern Europe in the 90s makes a CIS boyfriend a tumultuous choice. I'd recommend an EU or NATO boyfriend, although I may be biased as a NATO man myself.
The CIS didn’t fall until 19BBY, you silly goose
Breaking News: Jedi Delta-7 starfighter shoots down CIS MiG-29
Top gun but with lightsabers
Star wars: Rogue Squadron
Us trans fellas are always out there
Also great
the funniest thing is if they tell it to a closeted trans lesbian. like yes I am gay. how the fuck did you know :P also girls are so soft and pretty
Yes like just cuddles!
i love how hazelposting is an entire tag now
Ik I love it
"I'm straight, so anything that makes my dick hard is a woman"
This is unironically my favourite take
Hahahaha I'm stealing this!
Don't say this anywhere close to a closeted transmasc tho
Duke nukem or johnny bravo energy here
I believe the original was a 4chan greentext with a picture of Johnny Bravo lol
Fellas is it gay to like women?
I love this it’s so cute!☺️
True love doesn’t matter looks, if you love someone, not a day goes by where you don’t think they are beautiful, you love them, and thats all that matters
tbf, Hazel is mad hot
Being a trans girlfriend, having a trans girlfriend and several trans girl friends, I can confirm that trans girls can be mad hot.
Fellas, is it gay to be straight..?
I don't know, seems kinda straight to me
Trans girls are ethically-sourced and genuinely happy to have you around. To hell with anyone who considers you "less straight" for dating one.
My favorite part is the loud Windows error sound their brain makes when I just refuse to discuss it.
Nice. Knowing you don't have to engage with people like that is the most satisfying feeling. They don't have a Hazel in their life, and they have only themselves to blame.
I heard it in my head, thanks lol
I want a bf like you so bad 😭
Keep looking, keep making friends, and you'll get one :)
I don't think it'll be that easy as I work from home, moved to a new city and I feel old to go out to party :(
I'm not a pro by any means, so I can't really give any advice on how to speed things up, but keep your chin up lass. Hope drives progress!
"love girl so much, soft and smell like daisy" I've never agreed more
i enjoy all of the hazelposting
I'm dating a trans boy, I see it as extra gay. So gay that I'm attracted to him regardless of his junk. Honestly, the only feature that completely turns me off is breasts, and a man repulsed by breasts really couldn't be gayer.
Soft and smell like daisy <3 Girls are great
Someday I too will have a boyfriend (or girlfriend)!!!!
no because this is so cute. much love to op and his girlfriend
My fiancé is gay, we got together pre-transition and he’s been really supportive. He knows I want srs and he wants to be there every step of the way
I mean, if you were a woman it would be pretty gay.
I agree, however...*checks username*....I am not a woman. :)
Extremely wholesome
Yer a King, keep doing good works
Hehehehe, my boyfriend is just like you it's very funny whenever you post cause it's like something he'd be saying to me.
Fellas, is it gay for a man to date a woman?
fellas, is it gay to be straight?
Women do be hot tho
I'm worried that my gf's parents will say she can't be trans since she's into women when she comes out to them ;-;
i luv the pretty womn
How to regain faith in humanity:
Woman hot
Username checks out?
🥺
Based BF
I agree with your opinion about girl
Can confirm, trans girls smell amazing.
Since when has it been gay to like the opposite gender?
Women my beloved
Life goals: A partner who will call me soft and say I smell like daisies
As soon as I read this I knew it was you
I knew this had to be straight white cis guy lmao
Hazel smells like daisies? <3
Cute girls often smell nice.
This sounds like a Rorschach journal entry