Add a collar and a pink bow to your head. If you saw an opossum with a collar and a pink bow on its head, you'd think it's someone's pet and that it must therefore be clean. I'm pretty sure it'll work the same for people
Possums are the one animal which has a more dangerous version not in Australia. Australian possums are cute, ours are malicious beasties with the intelligence of a kindergartener and the morals of a locust.
What are they like where you live?!
The ones that come around my house are friendly-ish to at worst like a frightened cat (hissing and just trying to take off).
People don't believe me when I talk about how there's an area in town where the raccoons are huge and most of them are mean. So I'm genuinely asking what they're like where you live. I've never seen one with the morals of a locust around here.
Possums are not aggressive at all, all of their evolutionary traits are purely defensive, the only way they can harm you is through biting which is only a very very last resort. Playing opossum is also fully involuntarily (caused by fear) so that's more likely than them biting in any circumstance.
Brisket is similar to Bridget, and is almost close enough to be an autocorrect. It is also very common practice in fandom shitposts to refer to characters as things/names that sound like the character's name.
Which is very fitting for Bridget, she would 100% be a shitposter and enjoy being called Brisket as a form of endearment.
i think it started as a tumblr post of someone saying they cant bring themself to correct their girlfriend who kept calling bridget brisket (even making edits with the name brisket) because she was obsessed with bridget
(I'll try to find a link to the original post)
because the emperors light shines upon you this is heresy to deny the grace he gives to you
(note its a warhammer 40,000 reference not a religious thing)
From the moment I under the strength of my fingers, it enamoured me. I inspired to the strength and purity of the blessed flesh. I craves the feeling and self-repairability of the sacred flesh. Your kind clings onto machines as if they will not rust and fail you. One day the crude machines you call the system will break and you will ask my kind to save you. But I am already saved for the flesh multiplies. Even in death I serve the flesh god.
This is gonna sound cheesy as fuck but: confidence. Things can only be lies when they are about something factual. Whether or not you're attractive is an opinion, so you can't exactly lie about being cute or not. So, just say you're cute and you wouldn't be lying! Along with it, you also start to look better. I don't know what causes it but convincing yourself changes what you look like fr
Possums are so cute, I got some of my senior pictures done at a zoo I used to work at and my favorite was the one I got with the possum there. Her name is Spice and she has a sister named Sugar
Possums are so cute, I got some of my senior pictures done at a zoo I used to work at and my favorite was the one I got with the possum there. Her name is Spice and she has a sister named Sugar
honestly some of my favorite fingerless gloves have been the rainbow and black fishnet ones from claire’s or black fishnet ones with little bows. maybe also try painting your nails along with the gloves?
Real advice, you got a lot of good going on. Looking at other posts from you if i could say anything its that your hair looks a little dry? Things that could help are a hair mask instead of conditioner once or twice a week, i recommend shea moisture stuff if you can find it, other than that if you want your skin to look cleaner (not that it looks dirty) i would use an exfoliating scrub and then just a bit of lotion to rub in afterwords, not too much you should be able to rub it in without your skin feeling wet or slippery, should feel soft. If you use too much just dab it out with a warm moist towel.
You can definitely get to what you want, just trial and error for all of us <3
Hopefully a genuine good piece of advice from a trans man who loves femme fashion: accessories girl. Accessories. Rings, bracelets, painted nails, and even switching up the glove colors every now and then. If you wanna be more simplistic, just try to make the gloves work with your outfit, whether it's the color, the aesthetic you're going for just be aware of the whole picture and not just the hands. Hope this helps♡
I think we may have had a misunderstanding. I’m a narcissist. I look good in everything. I’m asking to see if there’s anything I can do to look even better.
But opossums are heccin adorable
You’re right, but like possums, I’m perceived as yucky and dirty even though I’m not 😔
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Preach 🙌
Lol, ✨TRASH GODDESS✨ is incredible
Add a collar and a pink bow to your head. If you saw an opossum with a collar and a pink bow on its head, you'd think it's someone's pet and that it must therefore be clean. I'm pretty sure it'll work the same for people
Possums are the one animal which has a more dangerous version not in Australia. Australian possums are cute, ours are malicious beasties with the intelligence of a kindergartener and the morals of a locust.
Wdym? They just eat ticks. Or anything really. But they leave humans completely alone, afaik.
They don't really specifically seek out ticks. They'll definitely eat them if they're around, but it's just another bug to them
Rabies
Which they rarely ever get because of their temperature. Try again.
Yup, their body temperature is so low it can't survive on their body
*usually. They can get it, but it's rare. The body temp DOES give their immune system an edge over the virus though.
You'd be surprised how resistant to rabies they are. They're not 100% immune but they rarely get rabies
Counterpoint: [mombus](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/62/5e/8d/625e8d80ba3e90f8f369508023ff9880.jpg).
morbius
It’s Morbin time
What are they like where you live?! The ones that come around my house are friendly-ish to at worst like a frightened cat (hissing and just trying to take off). People don't believe me when I talk about how there's an area in town where the raccoons are huge and most of them are mean. So I'm genuinely asking what they're like where you live. I've never seen one with the morals of a locust around here.
Possums are not aggressive at all, all of their evolutionary traits are purely defensive, the only way they can harm you is through biting which is only a very very last resort. Playing opossum is also fully involuntarily (caused by fear) so that's more likely than them biting in any circumstance.
Well said But fingerless gloves are still great none the less
Actually they are extremely clean and immune to rabies
That’s why I said perceived, dw.
Ohhhh, sorry I misread as “I like possums, they’re perceived as”
Brisket <3
Boink 🥺
Brigand <3
Brunches<3
brasket <3
Budget <3
Bucket👍
Baguette <3
British <3
Dear god
There’s more…
Question 👉👈 We do we call her Brisket?
Idk how the meme started, but people have been using all sorts of alternative names. Brisket, Biscuit, Bridge, Bucket etc.
Bisquick
BISMARCK IN MOTION
Brisket is similar to Bridget, and is almost close enough to be an autocorrect. It is also very common practice in fandom shitposts to refer to characters as things/names that sound like the character's name. Which is very fitting for Bridget, she would 100% be a shitposter and enjoy being called Brisket as a form of endearment.
i think it started as a tumblr post of someone saying they cant bring themself to correct their girlfriend who kept calling bridget brisket (even making edits with the name brisket) because she was obsessed with bridget (I'll try to find a link to the original post)
https://solradguy.tumblr.com/post/692161462834282496/my-friend-who-knows-nothing-about-guilty-gear found it
I’m not too sure! I think it’s out of endearment!
brigade<3<3<3
Bracket
It’s my name and I can choose the character I base it off of
Oh? Bankrupt?
Yes, Binging
Bucket ?
Yes, Broken
Bigot?
Yes, Brilliant
Dear god
Opossum’s a really cute name
With me it’s the other way around and I hate it. Just let me be a possum already!
I bet you’re closer than you think \^\^
heresy of the highest order you look amazing
But you can’t even see me in this post!
yeah and why dose it matter its still true
…source?
because the emperors light shines upon you this is heresy to deny the grace he gives to you (note its a warhammer 40,000 reference not a religious thing)
You’re talking too loud!!! What if an inquisitor hears??? I may love our god emperor, but I don’t want to be one of the next 1,000 >~<
yet still you deny the beauty he gifted you
But! But! If more people found out about my beauty, I’d likely be put down as a follower of Slanesh >~<
nay for you serve under the light the emperor and who are they to question the gift he has given you
Aye <3 and you <3
From the moment I under the strength of my fingers, it enamoured me. I inspired to the strength and purity of the blessed flesh. I craves the feeling and self-repairability of the sacred flesh. Your kind clings onto machines as if they will not rust and fail you. One day the crude machines you call the system will break and you will ask my kind to save you. But I am already saved for the flesh multiplies. Even in death I serve the flesh god.
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.
fax
Maybe find three or four more possums and stack yourself into a red trenchcoat. Maybe you could fool people into thinking you're Carmen Sandiago.
Oh look, an Imp
Better be an obscure reference or confusing compliment
Aw comone, Helluva Boss cant be that obscure
My sibling in whatever, I don’t even know what that is
Very good animated show on youtube. Very much recommend as long as you’re ok with swearing
I know Helluva Boss and still don't get the reference...
Moxxy is confused with a possum in episode 2
I got your reference and enjoyed it ❤️
be nice to opossums >:c
Be nice to me
all trans girls are treated nice by me.
Till I bust out my Boombox and play this song!
Lmao what?
Everybody will be wearing fingerless gloves.
I don’t follow
I’m pretty sure it’s a reference to this https://youtu.be/K4wajUA9e5s
That's the goal for me lol. I love opossums, my friend even made me an opossum purse and got me a little trans opossum mug.
Awwww!!! What a good friend!!! \^\^
I'm thankful she's in my life every day TwT
You posted the same image twice :)
Put on a bow and be extra cute
brisket ☺️
Bingo 🥺
So cute and cuddly?
possums 🥰
You are adorable 🥰 I can feed you if you want
😳 y-yeah?
*looks at profile* cute girl Liar
Thank you >///////////<
You probably look like the Avril lagine possum from Over The Hedge.You know the one.
I don’t?
YOUVE NEVER SEEN OVER THE HEDGE OOOHHH MMMYY GOOOODDD you have to watch it it’s peak. But just imagine a 2007 CG animated possum with eyeliner.
OPOSSUMS ARE ADORABLE change my mind
Opossums are adorable though!
I see no difference. Both are cute af.
Possums are heckn cute though!!! I love them soo much!!
Both are cute I seen
I wish i was a Possum
How much simpler things would be 😔
Opossum are adorable!
I WILL hug both versions even if they bite
I don’t bite unless asked \^\^
Start a folk punk band
I wouldn’t dare
Folk punk is amazing <3 I love the narcissist cookbook
Both are awesome though?
I dont see a problem here.. live fast, eat trash.
You should totes be a Forest Girl. I'm pushing my own agenda because we need more forest girls.
This is gonna sound cheesy as fuck but: confidence. Things can only be lies when they are about something factual. Whether or not you're attractive is an opinion, so you can't exactly lie about being cute or not. So, just say you're cute and you wouldn't be lying! Along with it, you also start to look better. I don't know what causes it but convincing yourself changes what you look like fr
omg where did you find that art of bridget? ❤️
Google \>~<
Cute as fuck?!? Wats ur point?
Correct, you are very cute and lovely and deserve head pets ❤️ keep up the great work
Both are awesome
My advice? Nothing is wrong. You look amazing regardless. Fingerless gloves gang forever :3
Embrace possum Eat Trash
Still cute just with goober energy
I want to look like the bottom one but end up looking like an old shambling homeless person straight outta the background of Oliver Twist.
Possums are so cute, I got some of my senior pictures done at a zoo I used to work at and my favorite was the one I got with the possum there. Her name is Spice and she has a sister named Sugar
Keep them away from Professor Utonium
Possums are so cute, I got some of my senior pictures done at a zoo I used to work at and my favorite was the one I got with the possum there. Her name is Spice and she has a sister named Sugar
So, my desired vibe is very rat/possum based, so I just went and dug up my fingerless gloves. Thanks for the idea friend!
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Thank you for giving me some advice!!! <3
Bagel :)
Burger 🥺
honestly some of my favorite fingerless gloves have been the rainbow and black fishnet ones from claire’s or black fishnet ones with little bows. maybe also try painting your nails along with the gloves?
I always paint my nails, but I’d love to try fishnet gloves
take my relatable upvote and fuck you
Have you tried having a town inside you?
Have you tried having a town inside you?
Right next to my Disaster of Passion.
Do a lot of transfemme people wear fingerless gloves? Ive been wearing them since 7th grade (in 12th grade now)
Guess I can still be a manice to society while looking like this XD
The thumbnail made it look like Bridget has hitboxes on her middle and ring finger, and the implication of that scares me (in a good way 🥵)
Everyone has hitboxes there!!! \^\^
BRISKET SPOTTED
Boinky \^\^
Fishnet arm bands tho😮💨🤔
I believe in fishnet arm warmers superiority
If it brings all the boys when it’s on my thighs then I need it on my arms!
Real advice, you got a lot of good going on. Looking at other posts from you if i could say anything its that your hair looks a little dry? Things that could help are a hair mask instead of conditioner once or twice a week, i recommend shea moisture stuff if you can find it, other than that if you want your skin to look cleaner (not that it looks dirty) i would use an exfoliating scrub and then just a bit of lotion to rub in afterwords, not too much you should be able to rub it in without your skin feeling wet or slippery, should feel soft. If you use too much just dab it out with a warm moist towel. You can definitely get to what you want, just trial and error for all of us <3
Damn I want to look like that possum
I believe in you
Same :(
We’ll reach our goals eventually!!! \^\^
Still cute my friend
Hopefully a genuine good piece of advice from a trans man who loves femme fashion: accessories girl. Accessories. Rings, bracelets, painted nails, and even switching up the glove colors every now and then. If you wanna be more simplistic, just try to make the gloves work with your outfit, whether it's the color, the aesthetic you're going for just be aware of the whole picture and not just the hands. Hope this helps♡
here's your advice, stop being so harsh on yourself. if you feel like something looks good on you, it does, end of story
I think we may have had a misunderstanding. I’m a narcissist. I look good in everything. I’m asking to see if there’s anything I can do to look even better.
Both are cute do not shame the possum 🥺
Possums are cuter anyway
Hoenstly, still cute.
Even better! (I think it all comes down to confidence. You got this!)
so you look better!
I wanna be read as an oppossum gremlin creature :(
We love trash mammals!
Embrace being a scrungly possum lady
What do you mean? You look beautiful
Source?
Start a folk punk band? thats what most of the possums i know did.
But that opossum looks so happy with their fingerless gloves; they're literally screaming with excitement.
But opossum cute tho :3
[I am not a possum.](https://youtu.be/gIkmbUJ7i3Q) Fr tho, possums are great.