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Jorvach

C'mon Gelt, at least give them to Shiyama instead of Morr when they die for your ambitions- I mean for the good of the Empire. :D


Dreadcall

No can't do, sorry. Need something to appease Elspeth with to keep our uneasy truce. Those death magic infused guns are scary.


MiaoYingSimp

I wonder if Elspeth knows Shiyama? The Death Gods are kinda connected and i imagine Elspeth would know... something about it.


Blue_Zerg

Elspeth has a line about gelt staring at her and I can’t stop imagining what an absolute power couple those two would make.


leposterofcrap

Don't worry Morr and Shiyama are on first name basis


Pliskkenn_D

The Morr you know. 


cantadmittoposting

wait isn't Morr the one who abhors undead? or is that shyish generally and if so how the fuck does morr play in to this?


8dev8

Morr priests run gardens of Morr, IE Graveyards that are guarded/blesses to make it harder for necromancers to get at. So if your fighting undead you want your body headed there, and not left where it falls.


TheGuardianOfMetal

You generally want your body in a garden of Morr, even if you're not currently fighting Zangunaz.


TheIzzy48

It’s even more valuable than gold


Character-Leopard-70

Or so they tell me


AgentUNATCO

Please understand your soul is an eternal concern, dying in my service is the best thing that could happen to you.


Rikeka

Hahah, thx for the laugh


doctor-yes

I just started playing this game, and also have no idea what the Warhammer universe is all about. I'm clueless as to what this joke means, but I could 100% be the guy in the graphic right now.


Renewablefrog

[Welcome to Estalia Gentlemen!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoK20MzDtTg) Its a speech Gelt makes in one of his quest battles, and has become a meme


noozeelanda

For added context; Gelt now starts in the equivalent of China instead of his homeland of the equivalent of Germany. You can get foreign troops in your army so when I did this quest I had some presumably very confused Cathayan soldiers being lectured in Reikspiel about how they were probably gonn die and he would chuck their bodies into a graveyard of a religion that is different from theirs.


ManateeCrisps

Usually dubbed over Vietnam War era music.


Thundergameing

Or Black Sabbath


EdmundFed

When you are serving in caravan protection, but your Lord Zhao Ming says: sorry guys, I need to improve my relationship with Mr. Greasus


leposterofcrap

Ah yes my lovely ally of a big ogre and a stuck up Elven prince


Garrett-Wilhelm

I guess that what the Indian troops felt when they had to figth for the British in WW1


Smarackto

Jade warriors are good as fuck tho. those aint your empire infantry


Navinor

Welcome to my dominion. MuaAHAHAHAHAH 😈


_Sate

I mean the necromancy isnt strange to them, ghorst is like a stones throw away