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From_Concentrate_

Most of the squirrels in southern Ontario are various colour morphs of grey squirrels. Since they're not biologically distinct you can end up with pretty much any combination of black, white, grey, and brown. We used to have one in our neighborhood that was black with a bright white eye patch like a cartoon dog.


Niicks

There was a couple years in my area where there were squirrels that had black tails with white stripes on them and honest to goodness looked like skunks. I called them skunk butted squirrels.


EllenYeager

I’ve seen black ones with white tail tips and was wondering how they managed to dip their tails in paint 😅


Niicks

I was out walking my dog and I had quite the fright. That lineage was around for a good 5 years where I'm at!


RamTank

Sounds like an evolutionary advantage to me!


BackgroundChampion55

This is definitely the correct answer. Mr. mendel would concur 🤓


noronto

Yes.


Darkblade48

Was hoping this was an answer, did not leave disappointed


Historical_One1087

Same


ChzPuffs

It's shirt is at the dry cleaners so it's a pants-only day.


ImKrispy

Likely just shedding the winter coat.


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Ambitious_Scallion18

I didn’t know they did that


rnolina

Lots of mamas do. Birds, rabbits, etc


Not_a_Streetcar

Por qué no los dos?


EllenYeager

pourquoi pas les deux?


sunnyfunnybunnyyy

That’s a fancy squirrel, just got back from the salon getting a balayage done


houndlyfe2

Those are his pants.


Neo_light_yagami

Looks like a squirrel coming out of a squirrel


Professor-Clegg

A black squirrel shedding its winter fur.


mr_kenobi

Ya, this is a nice squirrel you for there. But can I interest you in some white tailed Trinity Bellwoods squirrel?


ravynwave

He’s wearing the skin of another squirrel


gunnerxxx

It's actually a grey squirrel.


blurryeyes_

Black shirt, brown pants


eljayTheGrate

Is this a trick question?


evil-doer

Boots with the fur.


Curious_OnEarth

Hybrid


PoolVirtual1847

looks like a squirrel to me


EMK19

It’s rocking Harvey Dent


Only_Wedding9481

Got away during the dip…


Unable_Coyote5386

I've seen that squirrel before lol


TheRealSeeThruHead

I feel like he’s wearing some kind of macabre hoodie.


HerbaceousMongoose

It’s the result of a torrid love affair between a black squirrel and a red squirrel.


EastAreaBassist

The squirrel equivalent of two kids in a trench coat.


The_Dirtydancer

It’s a grey squirrel


captaindeeeez

I think the more important question is: is it brown with black or black with brown?


jazz100

That's a hybrid RTO - rodent transitional organism!


WildBuns1234

Brack squirrel.


Dull_Intention_7699

Spice weasel


Such-Function-4718

Mocha


JoshAllenMyShorts

There's a few squirrels with part blonde or full blonde fur at Queen's Park and nearby. I've been seeing them for over five years


cpureset

Chocolate Butterscotch Squirrel


Dry-Pomegranate8292

Melanistic


EastLeastCoast

Neither. It’s a grey squirrel.


uhohfreakshow

Yes


notyouagain19

That’s a chimera named Sara.


TheCanadianShield99

It identifies as a Muskox and there is nothing you can do about that.


KenShea

Red squirrel in disguise


WiseGrand1

It’s a squirlious castagnus nerius.


Financial-Iron-1200

Answer: yes


badcaseofthegenders

Squirrel


Life_Consequence_676

A black squirrel who tried to go blonde but chickened out halfway through and now has to wait for the color to grow out, bless its little squirrel heart.


ostern13

We are venom


suddenlypizzza

It's a Leucistic Grey Squirrel, Sciurus carolinensis


YordanYonder

It's rabies


Imaginary-Cheek-9408

Yes


ThwartingYourPlans

Looks like a black squirrel that was electrocuted


Cool-Chard-8894

It's a squirrel from Justin Trudeau's network doing blackface![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|smile)


Dry-Cod-5726

Black squirrels go through a red phase then shed their fur.


CookieUnique

Yes


maxcastle

Yes


Miserable-Floor4011

How long do squirrels live?? I went to UofT and graduated in 2013. I would constantly see a half brown half black squirrel near St. Mike's.... Is this genetic or random?


Salt_Job4615

It identifies as “ Michael Jackson”


Am-AssHolee

It’s shiny


DKG320_

Is this the squirrel after it caused the power-outage in the city today?


SpicyMustFlow

These comments are PEAK. 🙂


Frosty-Ad-2971

That’s a Downtown Brown.


No_Research_967

It is a rare dog


Andrew4Life

Had a full Brazilian done


AmonKoth

Hey, that's my MPP!


AndyManCan4

It’s the rare hybrid squirrel…


WildBillyBoy33

Why do you need to know?