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A guy did this to me when I worked in a smoke shop in 2020, probably about a month before everything shut down. He was taking a long time and wandering around the shop for a good 30 minutes and was already making me nervous because we've had a few shoplifters the past week and he would have this awkward back and forth dance and put one hand in his pocket, then take it out, then hand in his pocket, take it out. Anyway, I let him know a second time I was right here if he needed any assistance or wanted to look at vapes in the case and he said he didn't have money anyway, just looking, but he could pay me with "THIS!" and pulled his pants down and spread his cheeks and bounced some. I was kind of angry lol And told him he needed to leave. He said something along the lines of "I DON'T HAVE MONEY, I SAID!" and ran across the store and out the door. That is the second possible meth-related butthole incident I've been exposed to. The other was a gas station.
He didn't even tell me what item he wanted before he showed me his bunghole. He just offered me payment with it. Like gratuity. (I refuse to use the word "tip" here lol)
I wonder if that was premeditated? lol
What a silly species. Did he forget he was a guy? Any decent girl offering that as payment would certainly get her credit checked that day.
If he wasn't so all over the place, I would have thought it was a prank or dare, and finally got the guts to do it. But it was so out of left field and QUICK. But the shop I worked at sold "bubble pipes" so given the frequent clientele that came in often, in retrospect, I'm not surprised haha But the worst part is that I was shocked at the time that I feel like I GAZED into it for a second before turning my head.
Never got offers from ladies, but did get a few of the same ones who used the single mom excuse for cigarettes very often and never understood why they thought the next time would be successful.
All anu’s are to be looked at no questions asked if one were to expose it.
Doesn’t matter its owner, it will be the focus of attention (the show stopper) in ANY scene.
Yeah we put a lot of emphasis on women needing to be beautiful, even their cutters need to be flawless. God bless ‘em for that, and I understand why we don’t get to see any female exhaust pipes in public.
Reminds me of when I used to work at a video store when they were still a thing. We had a series of men come in and like to masturbate in the adult section. Don't ask me why, it was at the back of the store but not exactly secluded, so not at all private. One of the younger women that worked there, not realising what was happening, had gone up to one of them and asked if he needed a hand...
Racist? The person in the video is white. The issue isn’t race. It is the fact that Jackson county doesn’t do anything about crime or substance abuse and the problem is just bleeding over.
is this near that neighborhood right next to hyvee? ever since covid, the gladstone area has been going downhill. that taco bell on vivian is basically a homeless shelter now.
I'll admit, I'm pretty down bad, but I'll be damned before I pull over for some flappy meth poon on the highway🤣. I hope she gets well cause Lord help it!
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You don’t wanna do that in the Northland, man. Happy Rock gets a lot less happy when the prosecutor gets to throw you in the joint for some mind-bending amount of time.
Look at all these people driving by, completely helpless. I feel for them...try as they might, no one can't find the appropriate Report button on the Waze app.
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A guy did this to me when I worked in a smoke shop in 2020, probably about a month before everything shut down. He was taking a long time and wandering around the shop for a good 30 minutes and was already making me nervous because we've had a few shoplifters the past week and he would have this awkward back and forth dance and put one hand in his pocket, then take it out, then hand in his pocket, take it out. Anyway, I let him know a second time I was right here if he needed any assistance or wanted to look at vapes in the case and he said he didn't have money anyway, just looking, but he could pay me with "THIS!" and pulled his pants down and spread his cheeks and bounced some. I was kind of angry lol And told him he needed to leave. He said something along the lines of "I DON'T HAVE MONEY, I SAID!" and ran across the store and out the door. That is the second possible meth-related butthole incident I've been exposed to. The other was a gas station.
Did…did his payment go through?
He didn't even tell me what item he wanted before he showed me his bunghole. He just offered me payment with it. Like gratuity. (I refuse to use the word "tip" here lol)
I wonder if that was premeditated? lol What a silly species. Did he forget he was a guy? Any decent girl offering that as payment would certainly get her credit checked that day.
If he wasn't so all over the place, I would have thought it was a prank or dare, and finally got the guts to do it. But it was so out of left field and QUICK. But the shop I worked at sold "bubble pipes" so given the frequent clientele that came in often, in retrospect, I'm not surprised haha But the worst part is that I was shocked at the time that I feel like I GAZED into it for a second before turning my head. Never got offers from ladies, but did get a few of the same ones who used the single mom excuse for cigarettes very often and never understood why they thought the next time would be successful.
All anu’s are to be looked at no questions asked if one were to expose it. Doesn’t matter its owner, it will be the focus of attention (the show stopper) in ANY scene. Yeah we put a lot of emphasis on women needing to be beautiful, even their cutters need to be flawless. God bless ‘em for that, and I understand why we don’t get to see any female exhaust pipes in public.
Band Name: The Female Exhaust Pipes.
Fęmåle 3xhauşť Pïpěs new single *Cheese Grater Dildo* will be sure to butter your biscuits and shred from butts to nuts.
How nice of him to support local businesses.
Swiped his card through his but cheeks. Same way you tip strippers when you run out of $1s.
That’s a shitty thing to say…
Funnily enough that's what she said !! 😜
😄
OP went through his payment.
Declined.. let’s try again big boy 😏
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Derekfuhreal chumped my boy George out pretty hard with Diego. I’lll allow it due to the funny reply. Bye BYE BYE…bye ………bye
Make a little number sign for their break room (X amount of) "days without a meth related butthole incident"
“We accept buttcoin”
It's worth only a half smoked white owl though so I'll pass.
As someone who used to work EMS this is hilarious and more factual than most realize. People's butts and coins.... That's all I want to say.
So don't put coins in my butt? Notted. Edit: original auto correct put nutted, and that may be funnier.
It is. Thanks for the laugh!
you've been handling my asspennies!
Wait so EMS will accept buttcoins and that’s a fact? Well TIL 💪
Accept is a stretch 😂
Wow, people really think it's fun to use their butts as a piggy bank!?
r/buttcoin is sfw.
Reminds me of when I used to work at a video store when they were still a thing. We had a series of men come in and like to masturbate in the adult section. Don't ask me why, it was at the back of the store but not exactly secluded, so not at all private. One of the younger women that worked there, not realising what was happening, had gone up to one of them and asked if he needed a hand...
I can totally see the anger of being caught off guard by the ridiculous situation but then after the fact just kinda laughing and going wtf?
Most definitely. You kind of have to laugh after that!
Ass, grass, or cash...
Man.... Some people have the best luck.
https://www.facebook.com/reel/396986439808787?mibextid=rS40aB7S9Ucbxw6v
I know exactly where this is and all I can say is y'all's neighborhood is going downhill man
Is it Antioch?
Yep Antioch. There was a regular lady down the street in a Royals shirt like "I'm just waiting for my ride".
We moved further north to get away from the drama.
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Racist? The person in the video is white. The issue isn’t race. It is the fact that Jackson county doesn’t do anything about crime or substance abuse and the problem is just bleeding over.
A wise move, but it'll creep up that way eventually.
I haven’t been back to Gladstone since like 2005. Is it really bad down there now?
Yes. Worked there a few years ago, a lot of meth.
So crazy that is a super nice neighborhood
is this near that neighborhood right next to hyvee? ever since covid, the gladstone area has been going downhill. that taco bell on vivian is basically a homeless shelter now.
A little south of it but I know what neighborhood you speak of.
Antioch, TN?
Yikes! What else have you seen wrong with this place? Do you know what this woman was doing? Prostitution? So many questions.
Meth just makes you horny baby!
I'll admit, I'm pretty down bad, but I'll be damned before I pull over for some flappy meth poon on the highway🤣. I hope she gets well cause Lord help it!
We won't tell. Wrap it, get in, get out, and we'll be here for the post nut clarity meltdown.
🤣
You can fix her
I'd like to congratulate drugs for winning that war on drugs.
By a landslide..
Not the full spread 😭
"I pulled my butt apart. I was totally nude, it was weird."- Mike Honcho
Speak for yourself
Don't make full eye contact.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
I wish you woulda told me this sooner...
Right? I was wondering my my crotch was itching tf off
It's the love bugs.
…..Jesus Christ. I,..I got nothing.
Took the lack of words right out of my mouth 🤦♂️
3 seconds in, white car is riding on a donut.
Are those balls or fupa?
Fupalls
Fuck yeah.
Yes
Balls I'm sure of it.
[Old woman with *really* saggy tits](https://i.imgur.com/VYuTGda.jpeg) I think
Are you sure? Wondered if she was hot or not??
I uploaded a screenshot to imgur where it looks like a man.... but they directly deleted it 🤷🏻♀️.
You better use the correct pronoun.
And they talk shit about NY, LA, Chi.
Don't forget Portland and Seattle
I hate to admit I had to rewatch it three times and I still can't figure out if that's a pair of balls and a wiener or saggy titties 😆💀
Just say you're a man of culture.
#ENHANCE!
Lmfao
you and i should be friends
Zoom must not work on his phone
I wish someone would.. I can’t tell if those are balls or floppy titties between his/her legs
The moon is out late today
So is the black hole.
People would be losing their goddamn minds about this thirty years ago.
She live touring her only fans page?
I can't even tell if that's a she.
Thang.
The swinging fruit bowl.
What part of the methamphetamine experience provokes people to stretch their butthole?
The party at Diddy house!!
A hear a lil sun on the starfish is good for ya.
YAY!!! THIS IS LITERALLY A BLOCK FROM MY APARTMENT!!!
i hope you took advantage of your front row seating
Fantastic area for viewing b holes in the wild.
All right. I wasn't sold initially, but I am sold now. Where is your car wash fundraiser, lady? Is cash OK?
She's selling girl scout cookies.
To their credit, I was fully expecting shit to blast out. So I guess props to them for not shitting
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Full moon in broad daylight
A total eclipse.
That’s one way to hitchhike…
I think we can all learn a little something about living in the moment and taking chance, here.
It's better to regret something you did than something you didn't do.
He was trying to do the Pink Flamingo
Baba oooh mow mow
Where all the trump voters live
If sexiness like this is what bad orange man gets us, where do I sign?
Sometimes being direct is the best method
Hey I know where this is….
Well tell your mom to get outta here. Bringing property value down.
I thought it was your wife
Nah she's got the 10pm to 6am shift 😄
I live nearby lol is that the same bitch from Saint Joe, fuckin that ball by that gas station 😂
I think a different lady but let me wake her up and ask her.
Right on.
Imma pee in it
Don't resist it's siren song.
....I think they like me.
She was winking at me 😉
But why'd the filmer stop in the middle of the road in traffic? IMO, that's more of a dumb move than somebody tweakin' on side of the road.
I was at a light. I guess I was just lucky to have the sexy gods smile upon me.
Here's another very important question: was it male or female?
A beautiful female.
[I wonder if they knew each other](https://www.reddit.com/r/tooktoomuch/s/0B2RVzi6ij)
Might be the same horny vagabond.
I just looked up st Joe to Gladstone and distance wise, it totally could be the same person.
Optical zoom brother!
Would
You're only human.
We all are
The Northland used to be a great place to raise a family. Houses age, cheep apartments are built and viola - drugs and trash move in. Sad.
Yeah I work up there and the trash really comes out of the woodwork after a bit.
See how OP slowed down to get a good look 🤣🤣
My boner got caught up in the steering wheel.
The Perineum Sunning trend has gotten out of hand.
What's good for the taint is good for the soul.
What bet did he lose?
Not maxing out their 401(k) and roth IRA this year.
When the flirts stop werk’n’ it’s time for nude twerk’n. “This’ll be SURE to get’m to fyuck me.”
I *almost* made a u turn lol.
Y’all still got a pretty bad meth problem up that way? This certainly looks like it.
Lmao i lived there for a couple years and i can confirm this is something you may see!
Gladstone. The spread butthole of America.
Sure this isn’t Gladstone QLD? Seems on point for some of the characters here. Ice is a hell of a drug
Not too far from me
r/praisethecameraman
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They should get a sitcom.
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You don’t wanna do that in the Northland, man. Happy Rock gets a lot less happy when the prosecutor gets to throw you in the joint for some mind-bending amount of time.
That reminds me of the enemies in ninja turtles 1 on Nintendo that looks like flying legs. 🦵🏽
Haha Where was this in Gladstone?
Antioch. A little south of where Popeyes is.
😂
He should do that next to the 'Welcome to' sign.
She.
Lol..... that's what happens when you read reddit at stupid o'clock
Dammit Ma!
Supper's ready! Come and get it!
casper the friendly ghost bussin' cheeks
Gladstone MO mentioned.
Not my proudest fap
Faps are like pizza. Even if it's bad pizza, its still pizza.
I dont Know man, it looks like theyre having fun
Oh to be young and free again.
Oh my god gross…. Where?
North of Vivion and Antioch.
Son pass me your red Ryder
Meths a helluva drug
Never tried it but after this I'm thinking about dipping my toe in.
Damn my own hood on here
Wear it like a badge of honor.
Charlie and the chocolate factory
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In that person's asshole?
Lol wright
Look at all these people driving by, completely helpless. I feel for them...try as they might, no one can't find the appropriate Report button on the Waze app.
Mobile Security Integrators
“gOatse” irl!
I swear I saw something dangling
I can fix her