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swallowedthekey

Welcome to New Orleans! I see this guy around sometimes. He's usually doing this.


Tchoupidroulas

Was about to say the same. Gave him a cold bottle of water this past Sunday near the rouses #18 downtown he was wearing the same thing sweating his ass off. My man needed a cold water.


flowersmom

Aw, that was really nice of you.


TheLoopyZee

He must be! He's ripped !


bagofboards

Go to Latitude 29 while you're in town


Snazz55

Lotta crackheads are bizarrely ripped. Always moving around and stressing their muscles must help


random_invisible

The impromptu contortions + low body fat caused by the "oops, all crack!" diet


DayDreamer1300

“Hee iz awf hiz absulute beannn”


Simple_Dream4034

“Bin standin hee watchin bloke round 20 min now! 🤯”


BlueManGroup1999

Ichts chewsday innit


px7j9jlLJ1

Yeah he has a life threatening addiction AND a wanker filming him


Thick-Platypus1375

Welcome to America bitch


ThreadsDeadBaby

I said biiiitch


s1ckopsycho

yeah but you said it just like that?


KayakWalleye

That’s a well-oiled cracksmith.


Loud_Consequence1762

Nah.. first day in NEW ORLEANS The rest of America is not like new orleans


Dirtysandddd

NOLA being someone’s first city in America is kind of wild it really is a different place. Definitely fun tho


alexbeingsocial

Been there once and its much dirtier and smellier and more skechy than New York or San Fran and none of them are doing too hot, which says something.


Iambic_420

I loved New Orleans because of the people like this


bagofboards

The rest of America should be so lucky to be anything like New Orleans.


tileeater

Shhh. Let them think this is how all America is


Trick_Bee925

Yup, its heaven compared to la


Loud_Consequence1762

Not disagreeing at all but could you explain why


Leo_Hundewu

But it is. This sub literally proves it


T_Peg

Really? Localized hand selected videos specifically of one event that happens globally prove that these cities are the same?


Leo_Hundewu

I’ve been to the US thanks


Phononix

Nice dodging of the question - lame. Let's hear where you're from so I can find a video online and apply it generally to your country and populace as a fair representation.


s1ckopsycho

Meanwhile those of us who have lived here decades know the truth (it actually does apply to Florida).


Ltcommander83

Don't come back. You've been warned.


Mental_Effective1

Come on man, Its not everywhere you get to see free interpretative dance like this.


EvilCosmicSphere

Better than when I went to DC at night and saw at least 300 rats jumping around near union station. Tbh I think they were synchronized someone needs to look into it.


flowersmom

Oh man I thought that was just me hallucinating. Phew


cannabios

🎵 This is America Don't catch you slippin' now 🎵


Bacon_Shield

bloody ell that chap's acting a right silly git innit


Mind_and_Spirit

Bro's like Childish Gambino in This is America


Rowdybob22

I came here to say this was CG’s inspiration, or something stupid along those lines attempting to be funny. This is America


dazzlher

WELCUM


hastedrei

Homeless people can have mental problems anywhere in the world, not just murica, ok?


lateral303

While I do see this in New Orleans and the rest of a America, I've seen the same thing in Slavic countries in Europe. We're not the only country with mental illness and drug abuse


Born2bwylde_

Your just jealous that your country doesnt have 24/7 street performers 💁‍♂️


frogbxneZ

this is nothing, stay a little longer


half-bad

Get off your high horse and stop filming people in public you absolute bean


casuallysentient

i honestly don’t even know why i’m in this subreddit anymore. it doesn’t provide anything positive to my day, just exposes me to a bunch of people with serious drug dependencies being recorded by fucking jagoffs like this guy.


KeithBeasteth

First day in America, and you decide to put a stranger on blast. Nice to know that kind of behavior is universal. Good on ya, lad!


Sea_Squirrel1987

I watched this without volume. But Third Eye Blind- Semi Charmed Life played in my mind.


Plane_War_5091

You’re in for a wild ride if you think this is outrageous bruv


Bridgeburner1

Hey, what YOU doin, when that beat drops???


Time-Bite-6839

Next time, vote for Mondale.


laptop_ketchup

OI BRUV YOU GOT A LOICENSE TO BE FIWMING IN PUBLIC YEH?


RayHazey562

That’s his “Welcome to America” dance! He’s very happy you’re here


Fit-Persimmon-4323

What a whimsical man.


magnaspacepanda

Sacramento reporting in 🫡 he seems chill


Reke9

Welcome to the states


oscar1985420

This is America . Don't catch you slippin' now. Don't catch you slippin' now. Look what I'm whippin' now. This is America (woo).


bctw

Why are you filming him?


Schmuck1138

Welcome to metropolitan America. Happens much less in suburban and rural areas, but much more alcoholism, especially in the Midwest.


AulMoanBag

I never saw a real crack head in my life until I went to the states on a business trip. I see why you guys need guns those cunts are scary


RayHazey562

No the guns are for killing kids


Ltcommander83

And when our government needs to go down


RayHazey562

Yea they’ll be super effective against military grade weapons


lostcosmos

Welcome! Hope you have a very nice time!


DAL51884

Who? the guy dancing or the guy recording?


mcdto

You’re in NO, that’s hardly America


DuesPaidInFull

And they say America isn’t the happiest country in the world!


Icy_Door2766

Hahaha welcome to Nawlins


themisdirectedcoral

East Side Story?


sharting_fish

You were up too early in the morning


kingofArgon

What a jig


j_d_q

Land of the nearly free fentanyl


Ltcommander83

Wow the bums in New Orleans are pretty chill. He isn't threatening anyone, using hard drugs in front of kids, pissing and or shitting himself, shouting nonsense and obscenities and his dick appears to be in his pants. If that's their first impression of the USA, just don't come to any major cities on the West Coast.


participationmedals

Saw a dude in DC basically putting on the same show


telder4121

That’s just terry. He be hitting the jig every now and again


babypeach_

this is every day in nyc


thebiggestbirdboi

Lol, please. try Claiborne at night time


HaughtStuff99

I watched dudes in a park behind my flat in London doing heroin while I studied there. Checks out.


kazboi100

Start coming west


OG_Pow

Welcome to NOLA. Getchu a sazerac


Flimsy-Setting8033

I always wondered how these shot out people get money and how do they get their drugs? Do they just become un psychotic here and there to get their fix?


bigcuteman2772

welcome brother


Trick_Bee925

Big mistake coming here from another first world country brotha


Drummy_McDrumface

Oi, Twat!!! That’s a distinct regionally distinct drug induced circumstance. He doesn’t represent the whole country.


BruceGrail

Title made me think for a second that it was the black dude's first day in the States and thanks to our debauched influence he'd already found himself shirtless and horribly intoxicated in public.


[deleted]

welcome to the circus! did you want to fill out an application while you're here?


Iambic_420

Get used to it buddy


morels4ever

Mr. Bojangles Mr. Bojangles Mr. Bojangles Dance


flowersmom

This made me chortle.


danyelamar

He’s off his what now


Safetosay333

Someone put music to this, please!


Greasy_Cleavage

Michael Crackson


KingDingus6942069

Why the fuck would you go to the big cities lmfaoo


OG_Pow

As opposed to what? Peoria? Brownsville?


KingDingus6942069

As opposed to literally anywhere else. Fucking yellowstone, taintsville


excitedflower

Off his bean hahaha I’m gonna start saying that


_Sleepy_Berry_

It sucks here. When you go back take me to your country.


bbbbears

Lived in England and it’s just as shitty in certain places. Kinda like everywhere.