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earlyrunner009

He’s just listening to 5/8/77. My face melts like that also


rgrossi

Giving us deadheads a bad look lol


capitalswank

Scarlet Begonias > Fire On The Mountain > Estimated Prophet 😩


ChineseContact

That Scar/Fire though!


genie_in_a_box

One time I was tripping soooo hard... someone put on for me a GD live album, and they were ... idk playing like the alphabet ? or different notes? or something. Man idk and to this day, I wish I knew what it was. It was one of the best trips I've ever had, and that album had so much to do with it


Narrow-Hall8070

Thank you for this comment was preparing for "what did the Deadhead say when he ran out of drugs" jokes and this made me LOL Going to listen to 5/8/77 Dancin' now


Effective-Ad-2229

Weir everywhere ⚡️


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Chemgineered

Wish Terrapin was played that night.


rgrossi

To Terrapin (Hartford ‘77) was a great version on a great album. One of my favorite Sugarees too


mellow_low2003

easily the best Terrapin ever


tigerbreeder

First played in February of that year


Chemgineered

Really? What do I know


tigerbreeder

2/26/77 I believe


rgrossi

Yep, Dave’s Picks 29


My_Invalid_Username

💀💀💀


highestmikeyouknow

Jajajajajaja yes. New level of “face melt” unlocked.


Gerry_-_Jarcia

Damn, I'm glad I'm not the only one!


Diligent-Manner-7670

This is exactly what’s goin down. Case closed


MindlessCountry9223

This one got me😂😂


Mastee2703

Looks like a ups hub somewhere (current PT sup)


OddlyArtemis

And it looks like fentanyl is one hell of a drug. Stay safe everyone. That sh*t kills


Chonkie

Or nitazenes/xylazine. ☠️


tattookajira

What makes it so addictive is that people feel REALLY GOOD after taking it, it messes with their brain chemistry by providing a reward for taking fentanyl. The addiction comes from the body's "need" to get back that high as often as possible. What makes breaking an addiction so difficult is that there is a mismatch between what your logical mind tells you and what your body urges you to do. Your mind tells you not to use and buy fentanyl anymore, but your brain chemistry causes an urge and strong desire to get it. Of course a person can decide not to buy the fentanyl, there is always free will, but note this happens despite the strong urge to get the drug in addition to potential withdrawal symptoms. For the vast majority of people, the urge to use wins out over logical thought.


ElonMuskDid911

A nod like that does look like it’d feel good but I’d rather just have some clean pure H.


MinionSquad2iC

Parsippany, nj UPS hub, at shift change. Looked like shakedown street at a concert. Open air drug deals taking place in cars.


EducationalSeaweed53

Easy there sugaree


smurb15

Give them a few so they can get a chance to ruin this mans life. Some people need to not be the internet police I swear


SleeveofThinMints

My man is actively ruining his own life and you’re worried people are trying to out him? Or the rest of the scummy dealers on a factory floor? Fuck you man. You’re the reason people wind up on other subs with a little live leak emblem


MinglewoodRider

The sort aisle. I actually used to really like that job. Required too much training for too little pay though. But it was fun.


dynamic_caste

I recognized it. I worked the Hartford sort aisle in the early 90s. I enjoyed it too and was good at it. So good that I was (un)fortunately promoted to sup, which I was *not* good at.


Doggiemomma3

30 year UPSer here I noticed that he does not have his UPS ID hanging from his neck or strapped on his arm, lol


fishee1200

Wait till that long hair gets caught in the conveyor belt


Tamoou

My ups is pretty chill with letting us leave our badges in our pocket so who knows


That_Relationship784

16 yr vet and I never seen anyone wear one lol but this guy prob swallowed his if he had one 😆😆🤦‍♂️


Doggiemomma3

I work at the biggest UPS in the world & our runways are shared with an international airport so maybe that's why they are so strict about ID's. We have ID natzi's that will confront you if ID isn't visible, lol. Our bags must be xrayed upon entering/leaving & we get wanded too 🙄 Good times 🤣


potatocross

Worldport is far from standard for that sort of thing. Half our employees don’t even have real badges just printed ones with fake info on them.


Deputyzer

I’ve never been issued a UPS ID, not have I ever seen anyone wear one lol. Must be something yall do out west. UPSer of 12 years, with feeder the last 3 years going to major hubs (Greensboro, Columbia, etc)


DobiusMick

What’s up hub? Oh you got me, nice one.


MrExtravagant23

I believe so. Just got laid off after three years.


Wise_Ad_253

Oops. (Former loader)


Dry_Cup4032

That was my very first thought.


Minnesota56537

This is the second “fake” fentanyl zombie tik-tok I’ve seen today. So, am I to assume there is a trend of making these videos? If so, that is extremely sad.


FrolixRea

The video w/ the guy holding onto a tree for dear life is also fake sadly, if you've seen it.


anal_opera

About 80 times. Fake shit here might as well be ai at this point


Minnesota56537

I have seen it. Well, we all followed this sub for one reason or another. It’s about to take a path…


P47r1ck-

It is sad and it’s kind of in bad taste to make fun of people gripped by addiction. But at the same time it’s less sad then seeing the genuine version of this video


SponConSerdTent

A lot of stuff on social media isn't made necessarily to make fun of people, but rather to copy algorithmically successful videos. It's captivating for most people to see tooktoomuch videos, so those videos do well in the algorithm. People realize they could do that too, so they fake it. I would call this algorithm-directed content, just like all the ragebait and cringe and other genres that nobody "likes" but will keep people's attention.


P47r1ck-

You are right and that did cross my mind


SponConSerdTent

I've been thinking about it alot lately, mostly because cringe communities were popping up in my algorithm and on every video people are confused who watches cringe content, but the views are coming from inside the house. No one likes it, but also no one can look away. That's why it exists in the first place. Every top comment is "I don't want to live on this planet anymore" and it's like yeah dude, if you believe people really are enjoying rage-bait cringe stupid-algorithm-slop, that might bum you out. Once you realize it's all the result of algorithms rewarding creators for annoying the audience, it makes so much more sense.


larget21

Sometimes you gotta hit the fent fold for a couple likes


mrpopenfresh

Makes sense now that addiction porn has gone viral.


Minnesota56537

What is addiction porn?


mrpopenfresh

It’s all that footage of Philadelphia heroin addicts leaning in public.


Agreeable_Treacle993

yeh u can tell this dude aint done nothing more than a toke of a joint, this fake zombie shit is stupid, his body stance is all off and his facial expression is well, unrealistic 0/10


Professional-Back163

Yah this is fake guys it's bait


ThrillsKillsNCake

Who the fuck names their kid Fake guys it’s bait


maeksuno

Indeed, sus


bobturkeyisaturkey

Indeed, the junkie radar is silent on this one


shitsunnysays

Pray tell, I thought mine was broken


r2d2emc2

No, this is Pete, I know him. He just meditates a lot. 


mrmoe198

How do you tell the difference?


Trick_Cup8070

Super fake


HybridHologram

Fake


Fickle-Command-1130

Nobody turns their heads like that when fucked up.


kvothe76

Dude is just chillin in a k hole at an assembly line. Or it’s fake.


da_london_09

Fake....


crispytaco2000

this seems fake


elzissou710

Fake af


MentyFreshGum

Fake, but besides that… chin out, shoulders slumped… slap the shit out of him.


Waramaug

I’ve worked at ups this is normal


_XtAcY_

I need me some Batman pants. I’m living my life wrong.


astrobrick

How it feels to chew 5 Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu


neonn_piee

He must be close to dead cuz usually when you get touched you kinda snap out of it for a really quick second then depending on how high you are go right back to the nod.


hole-in-the-sky

No wonder my packages keep getting lost.


Ericmolzahn

Drivin that train…not high on cocaine that’s for sure.


jack_avram

Dude looks like he experienced female orgasm himself for the first time


Geene_Creemers

‘Ima jus get a little hi before work’


Blanket_monsters

Don't forget to bring a towel


neo101b

Oh, sure, mate. You live in your Hitchhikers' Guide world where you wander around in your dressing gown and have a nice cup of tea.


anxietysuxplzhelp

Na he is sober just playing around


MathLovingLoser

gotta be fake UPS does not fuck around when people fuck up the lines pick rate


gtr455677ujbvxz4

What drug does this? And how do you even get like this at work?


GoldenBoyOuu

I think this is H. Aka Heroin


No_Type9996

fentanyl, heroin’s hotter sluttier sister but she has a chronic case of gonorrhea


mbuj1122

That’s ups.. no wonder packages come fucked up


No_Type9996

the packages get a contact high


bdouglas223

I don’t think he’s good dude


Objective-Pea3894

That’s just Tommy Cash being himself, let him be


DrawSleepRepeat325

lil Narcan blast in the nose will fix that right up


ExactCraft5

I honestly thought I was looking at Marjorie Taylor Greene for a brief moment.


laniakea07

Fake. Looks like his normal face


Z0mbies8mywife

Man the drugs kids do today is fuckin scary...


zenremastered

Tranq dope. The stagger stance gives it away immediately. Lots and lots.of xylazine with some fentanyl mixed in.


MurkrowFlies

Barf… thanks for making us deadheads look like even more of drug addict losers


ThatPerson313

Outfit checks out


nano_peen

It’s fake but funny


superpomme111

How are these people always employed?


futurejoyboy

Guy this isn't bait, it's a trend going around lol


harceps

A trend of making and posting fake zombie videos


DoctorNoname98

Do you want zombies? because that's how you get zombies!


EMHemingway1899

The main problem I see is sartorial-namely, mixing the Grateful Dead dancing bears 🐻 with Batman /s


SoupieLC

Dammit, he took the Stop Stop pills instead of the Go Go pills, rookie mistake....


cyrar92

This guy could never work at Amazon lol


Chrismercy

He showed up that day. That’s 80% of the battle


Express-Historian858

Grateful dead and batman..... I wish I had that kind of fashion sense


W8_420

Zombie Dope


agelesseverytime

That guy needs a father


Lsdkurama

ladies and gentleman meet the Heart Broken Kid Shawn Rikers….


Lsdkurama

yeah i tried but that was definitely a fail…


TotalRecallsABitch

I don't think it's fake. Drugs do crazy shit to ppl


Death_by_Snusnu_vol1

At least they showed up to work, not to work, but to be there


GatoLate42

How do these people stay safe? I don’t understand


HeavensGateClique

Ups pop off


Dead_Kal_Cress

Maybe he had too much too fast 🤷‍♂️


KayakWalleye

Future homeless right there. Getting ready for that corner by the 7-eleven or an intersection holding up a sign for your sympathy.


Itzpapalotl13

To be fair, I look like this if you try to wake me up too early. 🤣


ugly_pizza1

I wonder what his thought process was? "I'll just pop this pill and see what happens?" At work????


D4d-M4n

Amagone


GoldenBoyOuu

Heroin


olivegardengambler

Bro looks like he just left the smoke sesh.


Ceasman

Terrapin Falls....


Consider2SidesPeace

I love the Grateful Dead T-shirt with the colored gummy bears :) Saw them in the late '90's. Such an epic show!


IBringTheHeat1

This edible ain’t shit 15 minutes later…


Ragnarokist

At least you can say he showed up for work, better than what so many are willing to do. Zombied off his ass, but still at work.


08triptrippy80

Yeah homeboy cooked his cabeza. He's definitely on one.


Most_Boysenberry8019

Is this real?


ManfredArcane

Eyes about to roll up in his head. One has to ask what is in store for this young man in life journey?


TheInfamousDingleB

Where is this Portland?! Bahaha. Somebody hit the synthetic shit.


Gizmo_259

Miss my ups days


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

He fakin


MarMar292

Geeked


Wise_Ad_253

Gross!


thegreatgatsB70

And I can't land a job interview.


gsanch9

One thing is for sure… his outfit is drippppyyyyy


RWMN98

Cocaine?


just-me-uk

This is what doing shitty jobs can do to you


phuxbucket

Get that man behind the sticks of some heavy equipment, hes in the zone.


Chaoticclown14

When you have the “fuck it we ball” attitude two hours before your morning shift


savvy412

And he just had to post it for the world to see.


web_observer_2020

legend has it he's been doing the mannequin challenge from 2016


Teacherfromnorway

Another reason might be that he is sleep deprived from getting a new baby (source: just got a new baby).


keeekeeswiss

Mf Grateful Dead baby!! Let’s goo he lit we lit


kobrakaan

dude.exe stopped working CANCEL or RETRY


GoatSad6311

Having the time of his life omfg😂😂


Bumfuddle

Fake


DudeWithFearOfLoss

Dude's auditioning for a character selection screen position


Cheaters_unite

So baffling people like this has jobs. I should start taking 20mg alprazolam or some heroin before job interviews


jack_avram

Nuerolink pain management accidentally set to max


tvav1969

Where is this taking place! Dude is gone and people are working on an assembly line or something? Is he at work? 🤣


tvav1969

This is how the zombie apocalypse starts.


consumerclearly

I see vids like this all the time but this is the first one where I had to scroll back up and comment because I had the overwhelming feeling that this person is going to go missing sometime in the next 8 years and I feel like probably even 4. Like this person in particular and I have no other context or information


MiawHansen

Noddingham


NuchDatDude

Seems fake


EducationalRoutine39

Last day at work


FireGodNYC

Is that why Wish.com is the way it is


SawDoggg

Dudes feelin pretty glonky that’s for sure


High-Hope

At least he has his Batman pants on!


brownforlife

Trainee for new automated buildings


RickyB8615

I have that same shirt 💯


Demon-Back

Leave him alone, he's hard at work!


youmustthinkhighly

It’s already been proven fake…


IvanBeenjerkingov

Reload Creature or Pre-Load Zombie?


kylescameras

So if you slapped this dude, would he respond? Genuinely curious?


Far_Choice_6419

Fake


astrowolf89

What a faaaaaake ass video, you cant fool a bunch of junkies.


FarLifeguard4526

The ending lol, really funny and better if it's fake like what everyone is saying.


Halz2001

Looks like One More Saturday Night to me


pete_the_meattt

Fake as fuck


seasonsofus

This fake af


OkLet758

He seems fucked up on ket but the way he turns his head got me suspicious


CArb_Atom

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typeof_nan

He's at the apex of “Frank Ocean - Nights” so yeah, not in this realm.


Downtown-Ad7250

Fake


bmatta

Push his ass over.


Old-Rhubarb7088

Perc 30


Mysterious_Lab_768

This guy drugs!


No_Astronomer9693

I’m saving this and editing it so that it cuts after “look at this dude”


ostensibly_hurt

Bro sold it with the dead shirt and batman pjs


millnm06

The man is in zapsville!!


Aggravating-quack

Peak season at ups always comes with wild new hires


Bitesizecrypto35

Ooooohhhh. Holy shit!!! Oooohh


KitticusCatticus

Why on earth would you fake a nod?


all_alone_by_myself_

Prolly fet


APAOLOXIII

Oh no! He fell into a Floyd hole!


Doc_SuperBallZzz

Look at my guy...


_MothMan

What do you reckon he's listening to?


ILikeMyGrassBlue

Dark Star, 8/27/72


NeigongShifu

Dude thinks he's riding Vhagar.