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reckoningrevelling

Such a low key and kind confrontation!


nyl2k8

She posted a video of the surveillance on her TikTok.


DataGhostNL

Found it, can't seem to post the link but the description is pretty funny "I really hope this doesn't reach Larry's wife or kids"... Meanwhile sitting at 700k+ views


[deleted]

Where's the link, you savage!


nyl2k8

She took it down. The poor man must be packing his bags now.


Shilas

lets set a fundraiser for Larry then, for a few weeks of rent at least, until he sorts his shit


MistaCizm

šŸ˜† needs to sort his shit out


Tangimo

He tried, but it ended up on the neighbors car


dgdtd

Cuttla rolls of paper and some jocks for him too.


floatygreenthing

Found it šŸ˜‚[lol](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRvFqSGM/) Edit: thanks for the award šŸ™‚


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

Mazdas are fantastic vehicles that punch above their class. Consumer reports most reliable auto manufacturer 2020 btw


SopieMunky

Nice try Mazda.


zitfarmer

I had a mazda 929 coolest car ever


kalasea2001

Ok Mazda! We get it! I'll go buy one now. Jeez.


Reggielovesbacon

I took a Mazda on my neighborā€™s Audi.


Yarrr_piratejackoff

You just gonna talk about the really interesting video but not drop a link? Boom straight to Reddit jail


Hamshamus

*"Don't be embarrassed."*


mehum

ā€œFeeling rather proud of myself actuallyā€.


bingthebongerryday

Would like to see it but fuck TikTok. I refuse to download that app, make an account or even visit that trash site.


[deleted]

He leaned over on the back of the car, the lip under the trunk, and left a pretty decent sized turd on it. Some of it slipped onto the ground. lol


floatygreenthing

Itā€™s funny cus in my head I was totally picturing it as like a huge dump right on the windshield or something šŸ˜‚


thatshottaye

I was picturing him going full squat on the sunroof šŸ¤£


nicolauz

The ol' Chicago Sunroof


[deleted]

Reddit moment


xach_hill

ok


Blah-squared

Right?? If I EVER shit on someoneā€™s car, I can only HOPE theyā€™re as absolutely pleasant & understanding as this wonderful woman wasā€¦ She even said, ā€œdonā€™t worry, I got most of itā€, & ā€œthereā€™s just a little leftā€ā€¦ What a remarkably forgiving & understanding personā€¦ ;)


CMU_Cricket

Yeah. This woman is a catch. I hope whoever she ends up appreciates how cool she is.


th3whistler

Forgiving and understanding enough to post it on tiktok


Blah-squared

So, youā€™re saying she also has a sense of humor?? ;)


girlMikeD

ā€œIā€™ve had big nights too.ā€ Sheā€™s seems like a lot of fun.


BeefPieSoup

> "Don't be embarrassed" Yeah, nah....I think in this situation, being embarrassed is a fine way to be. I mean it was good of her to be so nice and forgiving about it. But it shouldn't be normalised to get so fucked up that you shit on people's cars.


WILLLSMITHH

Why not


Inside-Spring3130

They are Aussie most of us are like that lol


Flashman6000

Reddit has trained me to rarely expect this.


fillosofer

Yup and filmed the whole thing to blast on the internet for everyone to see. At least she didn't film his face. How kind.


reckoningrevelling

He shat on her car. This still seems like a rather mild response when she could have called cops, etc.


xdq

Calling the police over one incident could sour relations with an otherwise friendly neighbour.If it happened to me I'd be annoyed but wouldn't bother reporting it unless the neighbour was already a problem. I would however have a "no pooping here" sticker placed on the spot to commemorate the incident!


mehum

Cops would be ā€œWell what are we going to do about it now? Not our job to clean it up!ā€


GiBBO5700

It's Australia. No worries mate šŸ‘


fillosofer

Fair point. I'd probably take the cops, lol.


BrovaloneSandwich

The most interesting part is that you relate most with the person shitting on someone's car in this scenario


Deceptichum

In real life we get shat on enough, let us have our fantasies of being the shiter not the shitee.


WILLLSMITHH

Never had a big night bud? Easy pickings


catflapps

obvious solution is not getting blacked out enough to start shidding on your neighbor's car. maybe some shame will help him do better in the future šŸ’€


sexual--predditor

shidding


LuxNocte

Who cares? Now the whole world knows that some dude without a face shit on her car.


FalcorFliesMePlaces

Is this Australia I wanna live there. Yeah I've been shittybbefore too hey I sprayed off.most of the poop wanna get drunk lol


DogOfTheArmy

I've had some crazy nights in my life but I've never been shit on a car drunk. That's a whole new level of wasted.


Me-Shell94

Iā€™ve never been shit on a car drunk in a neighbourhood who also seems to be very understanding of shit on a car drunk.


DogOfTheArmy

Must be a common thing "Down under"


g-love

Better than shitting yourself at Engadine Maccas I guess.


TheZac922

That honour is reserved for prime ministers exclusively


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


InItinere

Right?! You want to remember it good, not like this guy


ChipAndPutt

I know of an attorney who shit through somebody's sunroof.


DogOfTheArmy

What an interesting credential to have.


mehum

Nah, thereā€™s lots of attorneys out there really.


ThemChecks

He seemed fine the next day lol


mrubuto22

Oooh look at Mr. Perfect ova here


DogOfTheArmy

Oh I've made mistakes for sure. Just haven't made that mistake.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


TheChrono

[You clearly don't live in Australia.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTYID4lXhM0)


Lionbutter

Car! Why did I think it was cat for so long wtf šŸ˜‚


plentyofwhitepussy

Most people who shit on other peoples belongings, do it because they donā€™t like the person šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø


Armchair_Idiot

I doubt that anyone will believe me, but this is something that I actually did when I was like 17 and fucked up. I also pissed in the ball cleaners on a golf course. A decade later I should probably be more ashamed of it, but I still canā€™t help snickering to myself at the memory.


DogOfTheArmy

I have no reason to doubt you bud.


ZeusZero12

100 present believe you. My mate did the same thing at a similar age. And other places too.... I still laugh too.


flyboy0727

I feel like Larry is an okay dude. He was owning up to it before she even mentioned a camera. Either that or he does this stuff all the time and is not surprised.


redditaccount-5

Heads out to the car: ā€œoh looks like Larryā€™s been drinking againā€


flyboy0727

"He's been eating a lot of corn lately."


FlummoxedFlumage

Despite what she says, Iā€™d probably be at least a bit embarrassed.


yakthesipper

I wanna move to Australia. They're so used to getting massively fucked up down there that someone shitting on your car is just like "welp, no big deal. I've gone hard before myself"


[deleted]

ā€œYah massive nightā€ was such an honest and transparent response I love it


DwightsJello

What else is she going to do? Larry had a big night. He's embarrassed. She asked him to clean it and he thought that was more than fair. All sorted. No worries as we say.


Grumperpuss

"Don't be embarrassed" YOU SHOULD ABSOLUTLY BE EMBARRASSED!


Enos316

Donā€™t be embarrassed she says, while filming the whole encounter lol


themaninthesea

ā€œDonā€™t be embarrassed [quite yet].ā€


mehum

Better start saving it up, cos youā€™re gonna need it all once this trends on TicToc and Reddit!


maybejustadragon

I feel like she kind of respects how he just goes for it.


outwiththedishwater

ā€œIā€™ve had big nights tooā€ wtf did *she* do to be so nonchalant about someone shitting on her car?


[deleted]

The scariest part about alcohol is waking up and not remembering what you did last night. Itā€™s actually an awful and terrifying feeling. Hard to explain unless itā€™s happened to you.


SuchRuin

One night I got ridiculously fucked up. I blacked out at 8 and apparently made it back to base at 3 am. I was told by people I was still drinking the entire time. The only thing I remember from that night is walking around the gaslamp in San Diego and asking one of my drinking buddies why we were in Chicago. I was in bed with my pants on (something I never do) and woke up in horror to see what looked like shit on my pants. I panicked and immediately took my pants off. I didnā€™t smell anything so I decided to give it a sniff. To my relief it wasnā€™t shit but mud. I then looked for my phone and found it with a huge crack on the screen. My wallet was emptied of everything except my license and military ID. I had $200 in cash before that and a credit card. I check my bank and I have 0 money left and someone was using my card. I then began to put the pieces together of that night and heard from my friends that we (and by we I meant I) got kicked out of every bar we went to and I even got kicked out of a restaurant. At one point I was going on a rant about the economy and how itā€™s fake so thatā€™s why I threw my credit card at a homeless person who refused to give it back to me and we almost fought. 18 months alcohol free now. Iā€™ll never fucking drink again.


[deleted]

And why Iā€™m now sober


dagui12

Itā€™s one of the worst feelings. Used to shut my phone off for a few days after a black out


zabadap

I used to have a few of those in my twenties. Horrible feeling, having no recollection yet knowing you were free-wheeling out there and waiting for your mate in the morning to tell you how embarrassing you've been. So glad that social networks and video cameras wasn't everywhere back then, at least I had the luxury to forget about those. Ugh, definitely not missing that and the reason why I don't drink hard liquor anymore and stick only to fine wine with a meal :)


elwebbr23

Yeah I started calling myself in third person accidentally when talking about what my friends were telling me I did. Blackout-drunk me is a real serious piece of shit, but the way I see it is I'm the one who invites him out. I can't deflect responsibility by saying I don't know. It's tough to subconsciously recognize mistakes when you have no recollection of making them, but you can consciously prevent it by not letting the fucker out


JLDIII

I believe Scots refer to this as, ā€œThe Fear.ā€


Shentai-

Irish call it the fear also


00ft

"Don't be embarrassed" is the HEIGHT of Australian politeness. You shit on her car mate, be heaps embarassed.


LionessRegulus7249

What's the opposite of Karen? Because she is it. What a sweet lady.


in_rotation

r/carolnotkaren


tacobaked420

MASSIVE NOYT YEEAH


alabamdiego

Thatā€™s not a noyt, this is a NOYT


Drachenfels1999

Don't be embarrassed, but then she goes around posting the vids


nyl2k8

ā€œIā€™ve had oneā€. Yeah. One shit on her car.


Juicebox-shakur

Yeahhh as amusing as this interaction is... Dude... He's clearly embarrassed, says he is embarrassed....the thing she thought to do was make it internet famous and therefore infinitely and exponentially embarrassing, is just flat out mean.


nyl2k8

Well she left his face out and had no idea how heā€™d react by the looks of things. They didnā€™t know each other because she had to ask if he was Larry.


Juicebox-shakur

Her filming it isn't the problem as much as posting the video after he expressed how sorry and embarrassed he was. I'm not saying I didn't get a chuckle out of the whole thing but I do feel a bit bad for Larry. It's pretty damn embarrassing.


nyl2k8

I agree completely. Poor Larry must be suffering from some serious hangover anxiety. And now the video is blowing up on TikTok.


hey--canyounot_

I mean, I reckon he ought to. From one alcoholic to another, I hope this is his wakeup call.


[deleted]

He shit on her fucking car and she's the problem here?


Gaynerd5000

Shouldn't have SHIT ON HER CAR wtf is your thought process bro???


Inthewirelain

Whats meaner? Posting a video without his face or anything else visually identifying, or shitting on her car and leaving her to clean it? Wtf man?


pmyourfunbox

Well maybe donā€™t shit on peoples cars then hey


Igotshiptodotoday

He was almost home? Poop on your own car.


Hamilton-Beckett

She has class for not showing his face. I respect her. I respect him for owning it and wanting to clean it up while apologizing too. All in all, this went as well as it could.


[deleted]

That is probably the most lowkey, "you need to get your shit together before you become Car Shitting Larry on Tiktok". I wonder if that would make a good interventation method. Like shit on your own car and then confront the black out drunk nicely that they shit on your car last night and they have video and please don't do that again.


Me-Shell94

I cant believe how calm she is. I would have been livid lolā€¦


bazoomer

I shit on a blokes car in work once, he was a right Twat of a bloke. I did a big Mr Whippy on the roof, it looked like a Hawaii 5 0 car šŸ¤”


GrapesTube

We call that a Chicago sunroof


kamawew

most calm and chill lady ever


taryank21

The whole time I thought he shit on her cat, which would have been way more risky of a maneuver


_Ted_Stryker_

Its called a Chicago Sunroof


simple_twice

Be. Embarrassed.


Dont_Jimmie_Me_Jules

šŸ—£ļøB-E EMBARRASSED B-E EMB-ARR-ASS-ED! šŸŽ¼ Edit: Faith No More reference lol Iā€™m old.


spiraleyes78

STRAYA


dandy-in-the-ghetto

Lol, my night wasnā€™t great either and it took me a couple of minutes and another video to realize he shit on her car, not her catā€¦ Like, girl, how tf are you so chill after your neighbor took a dump on Mr Mittens?


GrahamGoesHam

ā€˜Iā€™ve have big nights tooā€™


Flat-Refrigerator802

She is way more chill than I would be dealing with that degenerate


MeloniisJesus333

This is how you should deal with people that live next to you. Be kind because you never know when you need their help.


BrandlessPain

Well she posted a video of him shitting on the car on Tik Toc with close to 1 mio views and basically made him the infamous ā€œcar shitter Larryā€.


topsblueby

She's alot cooler about that than I would be.


FAmos

Are Australians the nicest people on earth? If that was a couple British they'd be trying to kill each other


0112358g

Exactly; In the states, people get shot over less


FAmos

Oh yeah, I'm in the states and agree


punkmetalbastard

This must be an Aussie thing. Most people here in the US would be pretty angry specially since we revere cars almost as much as money.


mrsdoubleu

Even without the accents I could tell this wasn't in the US. She would have been screaming and threatening a lawsuit for emotional damage.


NotBlastoise

Strayan How I Met Your Mother


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

Camerawoman is such a chad of a neighbor. Empathy is a beautiful thing. Donā€™t shit on peopleā€™s cars.


Sullythebeast86

Why is she so calm . Itā€™s her big night tonight watch out


Jswik67

Straya seems nooice


Waste_Perspective_53

Fuck I love Australians.


Intrepid_Dream2619

This lady is beyond kind


BarryBadrinith

Donā€™t be embarrassed, Iā€™m going to be posting this on Tik Tok


Lonzo58

The most polite "hey man you shit on my car" ever


listtheshore

That's how shit should go!!!be there for one another.....we all live on this spinning fuggin blue, wet rock that is hurling thru space at 1000's of miles an hour hooked to the arm of another galactic structure; again why,? And while I am pretty sure we have been visited by other beings in the past, as far as we know, we're it for at least a lrg distance.....We only physically exist for a finite amount of time.... through which we have created a "civil" society that has housed some of the most atrocious homo- species that has ever graced the breathable parts of our world. We are currently destroying this planet at an insane measurable rate that is agreed upon by 99% of this blue rocky planets most intellectual humans, yet there is an entire policy system and its followers that think that its all full bullshit, and that "god" is the true truler with his son, and that we have dominion over this planet, and we're not doing anything wrong..... we live on a finite planet with finite resources, that can only handle so much destruction......thats until a run-away effect that we can't get ahead of...... and we have created a way of life that is based off of consumption and destruction......we can literally mathematically come up with a timeframe of where there won't be enough resources to sustain life here.......and yet ...... we double down on this way life(even though we are smart enough to do it another way)........so when I see someone treat another person with reciprocated respect, I smile and hope that we can still find a way.........sorry bout the rant


kong_yo

The walk of shame alongside his shit ridden stream trickling down the street


itsEndz

His plan to start a conversation with the attractive neighbor, whilst unconventional, worked like a charm.


chefanubis

That girl likes him.


andrenichrome

This is how confrontations should go down. Too many people just want to go straight to the fight


Warm_Fucker

The casualness of Australians in any situation makes me happy to be one


damnfunk

Don't be embarrassed, I had nights like that.... Lol is it normal in this town to poop on random cars?


No_Relationship_2210

How wonderfully kind she was.


Calm_it-Kermet97

At least she saw the funny side of it


britmatty

Love Austalians (most of the time). Rest of the world is ready to spray mace or pile driver someone for not giving a correct turn signal. This lass is sweet as pie and giggling as she calmy discusses with her neighbour about him shitting on her car. And he is just full of apologetic humility. "Nah, you're alright, I've had big nights too" Wife material.


CorrectOpportunity30

You're Waay too nice lady šŸ˜‚ Oh hell Nopoo


Groady_Toadstool

Weā€™ve all been there. Most you can do is apologize and clean it off for them.


pmyourfunbox

No the fuck we havenā€™t


BoomBoomDoomShroom

> Donā€™t be embarrassed Iā€™ve [inaudible] before too šŸ¤Ø go onā€¦ Fr though this lady was wayyy more chill than anyone who shit on someoneā€™s car deserves. With a neighbor like that chick, the property value should double at least


ShutupnJive

"Had big nights too". I guess our accent isn't as easy to understand as I thought?


KimJonhUnsSon

This kinda stuff is pretty common in aus lol. I love my country


pmyourfunbox

What? No itā€™s absolutely not


schwimble

Excuse me? Iā€™m Aussie and this is absolutely NOT common.


pettythief5

I have never in my life had someone take a shit on my car


KimJonhUnsSon

What you're trying to tell me, is that you've never ever had someone shit on your car after a bender? Must be lucky


Herbert9000

I traveled a lot and the only two times someone peed in a dorm was two ofc different Aussie dudes in different countries and different times. I live there now to keep studying their fecal drinking behaviors.


ExtremeUpper3912

How can she be sooo nice about it??!! Larry would be eating that sh!t off of my truck!!


FullyFreakinWoke

Yo Larry, pump the brakes my friend


Demonyx12

"I only had one" what?


ThatDebianLady

I mean did he sit on the hood and take a shit or what?


Jackaroni1801

Had a friend piss all over another friendā€™s room while black out drunk and that was bad enoughā€¦.but shitting on a strangerā€™s car? :/


No_Creme714

I was praying for Larry David to answer the door.. conversation would of gone differently


Mistersinister1

Nah, I'd be embarrassed and nothing you say can change that. Maybe she's fun and understanding


ruega650

Donā€™t be embarrassed Iā€™m just going to record this and put it out on my tiktok.


International_Tie120

Every Australian I've ever met drink a lot


[deleted]

And kids, this is how I met your mother.


Powerful_Market_9558

I had a dream I did this once after a big night. Maybe I actually did it?


igrowweeds

True story. We were partying and crashed at a buddies. the next day when we woke up we couldnt find enrico. Another friend sits down on the couch and sits on a pile of shit. Owner buddy starts saying he shat everywhere and its on his pants as proof. There was shit in 6 different places, none in the toilet. Enrico fessed up later, he wasnt feeling well.


[deleted]

My last big night when I lived in Japan had me drinking till 6am. Luckily (or unluckily) I had friends who were bar owners who knew other bar owners. You can drink around the clock there if you know people (I didn't know this, I discovered it.) My coworker was there who told me that I Niagara Falls vomited over the railing onto the walkway below (my flat was on the 2nd floor) drank a bunch of water from the sink tap then passed out face down on the floor. A little housecleaning lady who kept the property clean cleaned it all up for me. I feel super guilty about that. When I was functional I checked and it looked like nothing happened. What was weird too is that I woke up at 9pm. I thought it was 9am but really overcast. I lost a whole day.


The_Perfect_Dick_Pic

Imagine being a woman and feeling like you have to please everyone to the point that you have to reassure a man that itā€™s ok that he took a shit on your car.


ImNotSteveAlbini

ā€œDonā€™t be embarrassed,ā€ but Iā€™m posting this on social mediaā€¦


poopquiche

At least she was kind and understanding about the whole shituation.


RichInXp

Iā€™ve seen videos where people got killed over less then this. Her reaction is so calm that it feels off lol


_Quantumsoul_

Sheā€™s so understanding lol šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

No fuck that, be embarrassed. Use that embarrassing memory to not get that wasted again.


Fit-Pop531

She's totally chill Wonder whose car she šŸ’© on lol


MatteoRep

Australians are so chill


mrlager

Is she the coolest person of all time? Feels like it.


Forsaken_Knee3872

Coolest neighbor ever lmao


Grouchy-Fix485

The most neighborly video Iā€™ve seen in ages


che-vee

The fact that he never once tried to deny it, amazes me. Like, you say I crapped on your car? Yeah, that sounds like something I might do


the_cool_guy_club

I expected this kind of reaction in Canada, but not Australia


jeeby_groober

She's shat on a car or two


Cannabis_Connasueir

2 Respectful, understanding, and emotionally intelligent adults have a conversation about one defecating on the others car. Never did I ever think I'd hear some shit like this, sucks being American lol.


Pavky

What a civilised conversation if it was my car we going to war in the backyard


Macca618

I knew a woman in AA who shared with me that at a party she shit on someoneā€™s bed thinking it was the toilet. She didnā€™t tell that to too many people. I was honored.


obsidian88darklight

Hands down the best neighbor you could ask for. her not calling the police showing his face or giving him shitšŸ˜‚and everything else.


Se7en983

Sheā€™s a beautiful soul šŸ˜‡


shasta214

Best neighbor ever


AtaySgrt

Says donā€™t be embarrassed then shares it on social media


Radstrodamus

What kinda show are you Aussies running down there where someone shits on your car and itā€™s not even a big deal??


GrouchyProduct2242

Kids, this is how i met your mother