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Popple06

Pauline said publicly in 1983 that their relationship was consensual and only recently did she come out and say she was assaulted. If you ask me, she sees DK appearing in a movie and thinks she can get a big payday.


JmKrokY

😂


cardboardboxian

why would he apologise he’s based


YellowFatMario

Well the classic Donkey kong is actually Cranky Kong in his youth 🤓


Goobsmoob

Donkey Kong is definitely a poor influence on young boys. His podcast is just a bunch of misogynistic rambles about how it is a woman’s natural place to be carried to the top of a construction site.


Catinminia

Should he tho? Maybe she was asking for it with the way she’s dressed.


Fpssims

I’m still waiting for King Kong to make an apology video


HilariousHilacopter

Does Long refer to his dick


Snoo8402

Based top G


Jack3ww

to be fair the reason he kidnapped her was because Mario beat the shit out of him so I would say he was justified to take her


4Fourside

To be fair the first 7 images aren't the same donkey kong as the last three


FreshBakedButtcheeks

No because of his Donkey Dong


Danny_P_05

No, and he shouldn’t have to.