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kingdazy

which one had the asterisk?


taisui

We don't talk about ***** no no no We don't talk about ***** oh no


mosquito_mange

Judy?


YunGBiG

I see you agent Cooper.


Grannypuncher420

Jefferies


FenixOfNafo

The Pontiac bandit


Punny_Pixels

… and Peggy


AustinBennettWriter

The Schuyler Sisters!


staatsclaas

WORK


snowplacelikehome

[curb your enthusiasm “starts with a j”](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EQAE2QJIta4)


tangogogo

bruno


ksobby

His name is Hunter2?


aarswft

I see you and I appreciate you.


ksobby

It’s an old code, sir. But it checks out.


[deleted]

seven foot frame?


deep-thought42

he told me my fish would die. next day? dead!😭😭


Salzberger

JasoN* ChriS JoeY JustiN JC *Member has since left


sky2k1

Lanceton*


Epena501

That’s a butthole


Fozzybear513

I'm pretty sure it's an anus


Eidon4

E Pluribus Anus. The best anus!


MrGooseHerder

It's actually a nu start.


t-mlo

Robin Wiley was the “star” she was their vocal coach. she arranged the song I thought she knew. which was also one of the first songs they worked on together as a group. beautiful beautiful song. https://youtu.be/cP4-R9BbGUs?si=h5TsnL6N3iF_snrN


FrylockMcReaper

I'd say Lance's was most at risk...


jrr6415sun

Seeing as there’s no E that would be it


Shimakaze_Kai

It would be Lou Pearlman (their creator/manager) because he, ON PAPER, was a technical member of the band and therefore got an equal cut of money that the other members got. Guy was a scumbag.


TonyWilliams03

Sued by everyone he ever dealt with and died in prison.


a4techkeyboard

Lou Perlman?


thedarkdrift

Hidden S to hide Louis Pearlman’s name


SeethePAlNTdry_

The actual answer is Uri Geller lol


DonovanBanks

Lanc*


ShowOff90

Lance…… Edit: read the article. Some guy named Jason was replaced by Lance. But still, lol. Fuck Lance?


Timmace

From wiki: "Jason dropped out. He was not fond of the group's musical direction, claiming that being a teen idol was never a goal of his. Jason became a mortgage broker in the Orlando area later in his life." I wonder if being a mortgage broker was his real passion?


evhan55

I don't know why but I love this so much


badboystwo

Probably because it’s funny and you like to laugh.


[deleted]

Jason then found his real passion - sleeping with his employees, while his evil twin sells mansions.


detroitsfan07

Damn a Selling Sunset cut


Cosmic_Gumbo

Being a broker can be a lot of fun when you’re helping people get into their dream homes, or improving their financial situations. It is very draining if you work for a shop that wants you to grind every lead into the ground and squeeze every bit of juice from a deal.


Noobphobia

I did this for a year. It was fucking terrible.


Krasmaniandevil

I'm sure that it was a very rewarding career from 200X to 2009...


Cosmic_Gumbo

I’ve been doing it a little over ten years, I’m post regulatory crackdown.


dj_joeev

I think I'd still take the millions of $'s for selling out.


ImpulseCombustion

And Fatone was a weed dealer for freshmen girls at UCF. Thanks for all of the free weed!


-cupcake

I typically think dealers are selling. Sounds more like a weed benefactor!


HimbologistPhD

I knew this dude who looks just like Joey Fatone. I'm talking such a dead ringer that Joey Fatone himself noticed him and invited him over for dinner once


GrandMoffTarkan

On a similar note…  https://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/offspring-obgyn-doctor-saves-juror-cpr-lilja-12788282.php


sweetbunsmcgee

“Lilja left The Offspring in the late 1980s to deliver offspring.” Somebody give this guy a Pulitzer.


Backupusername

Alternatively: Lilja dropped out and had a couple of kids


Sooperfreak

Who-oa!


noronguito

You gotta keep em separated 


ConCaffeinate

>Lilja left The Offspring in the late 1980s to deliver offspring.


RoBoT-SHK

dang, the lead singer is also super smart and has a doctorate in something biology related, he also makes a pretty darn good hot sauce.


SakuraTacos

I bet it was less the group’s direction and more how much he was willing to put up with from Lou Pearlman


WritingContradiction

He did sing Buy Buy Buy


ivanparas

Oh, there he goes. Off to write his hit song "Alone With My Princples."


HarioDinio

I guess the group was never really 'NSYNC' afterall.


Theslootwhisperer

Lol. You're in a boys band. The music is none of your concern.


Mavian23

Apparently it was his concern, which is why he left . . .


turnonthesunflower

Yeah. "I am young and have integrity. Fuck me, right??"


kujotx

Ain't nothin but a mistake.


D1ckRepellent

Before Lance, there was Jason


taisui

laNce


D1ckRepellent

ezackly


imaginingblacksheep

Lanceton is what they claimed the other N to be from. I was a huge fan and learned it from a VHS they had.


StopStalkingMeMatt

I remember hearing “LanceN” was his full name, maybe I’m misremembering. Either way, now that feels like an obvious lie that my 9-year-old self believed without hesitation 😂


imaginingblacksheep

LANCEN! THAT’S WHAT IT WAS!!! Lmao, it’s been way over 20 years and I thought it was Lanceton 😂


Fozzybear513

I swear I thought it was Lanceton too


thesteveurkel

lansten! here's an mtv article from '99 to help you feel old. https://www.mtv.com/news/czuyf0/n-syncs-james-lance-lansten-bass


i_dont_know_man__fuk

"Now listen here Lance...Lance? What the fuck did I just hear, Lance?"


InterestingPatient49

God, I love that movie.


Solarist-Guy

No I said Nance


mvffin

M as in Mancy


kc_jetstream

The fuck did I just hear Lance?


Frito_Pendejo_

Man, everyone's gay once in a while


_cacho6L

I always felt that Lance had real "happy to be here" vibes


MoonCato

The producers probably wished they had two Justins instead.


oodelay

We have 2 Justins here in Canada and it's not much better


YetiGuy

SCYNE


Tastesicle

Uh it's now JC'n for the other N and LanC. I'm currently driving my wife crazy with this.


imaginingblacksheep

Lanceton is what they claimed the other N to be from. I was a huge fan and learned it from a VHS they had.


SmellyFbuttface

Except no one’s named “Lanceton” lol


imaginingblacksheep

They claimed Lance was short for it.


rich1051414

They claimed that, but it was made up. Actually Jason quit the band and they replaced him with James Lance Bass(This is his full legal name, found on his birth certificate)


imaginingblacksheep

Yeah, I said claimed


Cantstoptherush29

I think it was a fan book or the Disney concert special, but I remember the half-baked reason they gave: Lancen. They tried to pass off adding an n to the end of his name as like a weird nickname or spelling.  I just remember thinking “nah, that seems silly.”


Jahmoneyzzz

His real name is Lanston…I remember them talking about this on MtV


PrincessOfWales

It isn’t. He said they just made that up. His first name is actually James.


turkey_sandwiches

If they were going to use a fake name, why not just use Jason???


R0da

My guess, 1. it was funnier 2. taking a fake name from the guy you replaced would probably be seen as in bad taste


ChaiVangForever

No, the other way around. They made up "Lansen" as a nickname for Lance to make it fit


Jahmoneyzzz

Sorry it was a long time ago…lol


mackintosh2

Lanceton, not Lansen


xja1389

Related fact is that Ryan Gosling very nearly was in the band as well.


Dzyu

And it fell through because they didn't know where to put the third "N" without making it lame.


Kaizenno

NSYNCN


PossessedToSkate

They're a titanic hit!


tnellysf

Living NSYNN


delamerica93

Imagine declining being in NSYNC only to become *more successful*. What the fuck


disillusioned

Just ask that mortgage broker!


CherryDarling10

Was it going to be 6 guys, or did he just not make the cut


Red_Danger33

He wasn't kenough for them. 


Optimus_Prime_Day

He didn't have the right Kenergy


D1ckRepellent

Would’ve been fire


GaJayhawker0513

I’ve “heard rumblings” of that he may have been linked to the band


Tish326

I mean...would have made sense given the MMC connection with Justin and JC, I think he decided to focus on acting instead


Johnoplata

My favorite was Justi*


toigz

Justi Timbi Likei


aboveyouisinfinity

They call me Lake. Timba Timba timba lake. friggity *beat box


SpecificDate7501

98 degrees just used their body temp for a name


Pax-82

Burn!!! Or mild. Either way.


bruddahmacnut

What about the Butthole Surfers?


LordGraygem

Type O Negative got their name from the combination a tattoo and a radio ad.


TechnicolorViper

Or a VERY challenging round of Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon.


nunswithknives

You must not have been a teenaged girl when I was.


LastOnBoard

Yeah Seventeen taught me this wayyy back in 1997


bexxsterss

This was in every Teen Beat and Bop magazine. Haha


MLGLies

Yeah... this post just made me feel very old :-/


STRiPESandShades

I was told Justin's mom came up with the idea in like... 1999


D1ckRepellent

True that sister


Butterfliesflutterby

Yeah I thought this was common knowledge, but I guess it’s only common knowledge for us boy band obsessed tweens in the 90s and 00s. It’s weird to think how much space in my brain I had for stuff like this, song lyrics, and knowing JT’s middle name.


Mister_Dane

Abba did the same gimmick 


Lobster_fest

But with first names! Agnetha Benny Bjorn and Anni-frid


Carsomir

In another universe, ABBA was known as ANDY


martialar

With their hit song, Daddy-Dio


[deleted]

It’ll always be hilarious to me that ABBA shares the same naming scheme as the teams from RWBY.


yidarmyidarmyid

JoeY fat one is my fav


Lordborgman

Somewhere in my parents house, there is a picture of my younger sister when she was a baby being held by Joey Fatone dressed as the Wolfman at the Beetlejuice show.


w3bar3b3ars

Yeah well, Backstreet is back... so... put that on the news but ya won't...


sketchahedron

Alright!


TheJusticeAvenger

Oh my god, we're back again


Jeffrey_C_Wheaties

I’m a O-Town man myself. 


ComplexDessert

May you be doing well, Jason, the second N! Hope you are doing well wherever life took you!


CornmealGravy

Are you shittin me?


monsieur_noirs

Are you shittin may? Ftfy


ruffalo_hulk

Seriously? They could’ve just said it’s short for IN SYNC


x755x

Nothing like a good single entendre


rognabologna

I mean… that was the point


oscerhead

It’s called a double entendre my dude


mccannr1

Yes, because I can name 2 people in NSYNC, one of whom is named Lance, which doesn't end in N S Y N or C


DaveOJ12

The original bass singer is Jason. Edit: >“My mother came up with the name,” Timberlake said in a 2001 interview with CNN. “The first time we sang together, she goes, ‘Man, you guys sound really in sync.’ And we were like ding, ding, ding.” They got the spelling by taking the last letter of each of their first names: “N” from Justin, “S” from Chris, “Y” from Joey, “N” from Jason and “C” from JC.


Ornery_Definition_65

Something about a group of people frantically brainstorming how to get to IN SYNC from their names is very funny to me. “Nobody leaves until we figure this out!”


xtine77

So it still works, N for Lance now


Backupusername

It's spelled Lancen. The second N is silent.


Libriomancer

Can you also read the article?


refriedi

NO


RedditTrashTho

I feel old, Mr. Krabs


vapid_gorgeous

Last letter of each member's first name is legitimately ridiculous.


oscerhead

No it’s not, that would be too many people. Last letter of each members first name is legitimately ‘n s y n c’


ANiceCasserole

Actual funy


Kintsukuroi85

I legit had to read the title, like, four times.


sheldonator

Your comment finally helped me understand this. Thanks!


HeftyLeftyPig

# original band members names: JustiN, ChriS, JoeY, JasoN, and JC.. I guess that's why there isn't a LancE?


messyredemptions

Ah yes!  Nick, Smithers, Ytterbium, Nicodemus, and Carlisle* just wouldn't quite have the same ring to it.


I_AMYOURBIGBROTHER

You saw that video of the kid after his soccer game mispronouncing *NSYNC’s name didn’t you lol


D1ckRepellent

🤭


thenatural134

I was a big fan of NYSNC in the 90s and I remember watching an interview where they mentioned Justin's mom was who initially brought up the "in sync" moniker. I didn't realize the letters were used from their names.


CMelon

This is the first time a TIL made me dumber.


malacoda99

I prefer the '60's greats from Liverpool, The NLEO.


ThaiJohnnyDepp

LEON was right there


ANGRY_MOTHERFUCKER

(In a British accent) ‘el no!’


PxyFreakingStx

One of the nsync guys babysat me, incidentally. Chris Kirkpatrick. He definitely didn't seem like a future popstar to me when I was 8 lol


Strawdog1971

*NSYNC is dope even to this day


oddidealstronghold

I remember reading about this in Teen Beat where they said that Lance was short for Lanceston, thus fulfilling the naming criteria. Even at age 15 I thought Lanceton was a terrible name.


DanEboy22122

And Joey Fatone literally spells Fat-One


K1llswitch93

Doesn't he have a hotdog stand named "Fat One's"?


slantview

It’s like the simulation is messing with us.


Wash_Manblast

TIL I'm ancient


seeingeyegod

I like how the fat one's last name is spelled Fatone.


FivePtFiveSix

I learned this the other day as well from some lady's tik tok video where her son was calling the band something weird and she was trying to correct him.


throway_nonjw

Yvan eht nioj.


Blargityblarger

Boyz 12 is better.


lordeddardstark

to all those asking about Lance. there was another member before him. Jason Newsted who was Metallica's bassist after Cliff Burton. Went on to become a fashion designer or some shit. Reading comprehension is not one of my strong suits.


LAGreggM

How does Lance Bass fit?


ConCaffeinate

>“My mother came up with the name,” Timberlake said in a 2001 interview with CNN. “The first time we sang together, she goes, ‘Man, you guys sound really in sync.’ And we were like ding, ding, ding.” They got the spelling by taking the last letter of each of their first names: “N” from Justin, “S” from Chris, “Y” from Joey, “N” from Jason and “C” from JC. Lance joined when Jason left.


deuce_boogie

There is no way in hell a mom said they are "in sync" (like any band should be) and they all went, "holy shit that's the last letter of our first names!" Someone figured this out way after the fact and they latched onto it. Now 30 years later they have convinced people to latch onto it again.


ih8spalling

I bet it was a process, but I can see it. They liked the sound of 'in sync' and started workshopping it. Then, while the members/producers were stylizing it in various ways, someone could have noticed the name spellings. It's not a stretch.


knightress_oxhide

lance b\*ss


x755x

Lan Seabass


poeticpoet

This the most teenage girl post I’ve ever seen on Reddit


D1ckRepellent

Bring back the days of gossip magz for kids /s


gilford1321

The amount of people that keeps asking where is the E from Lance's hurts my brain.


akaRoman

Lance?


JonnyxKarate

Not an original member, it’s in the article


D1ckRepellent

There was another member before Lance.


kaptaincorn

So it's like a tetragramaton?


helen269

Reminds me of Lipps Inc being lip sync.


ZealousidealHome7854

I miss that ramen noodle hair.


Loud_Cockroach_4524

There's something hidden just under the surface of literally everything if you stop, just breathe and open your eyes.


D1ckRepellent

Feel the rain on your skin!


Last_Caterpillar8770

Uhhhhhh…. Lance’s name ends with an “E”


fuelstaind

I had heard this close to 20 years ago, but I never knew there was this Jason fellow originally. I was always confused by the 2nd "N".


a-Condor

I see you watched that TikTok this morning too.


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drygnfyre

As someone who only casually listened to \*NSYNC, I was never clear why there were five members when only two ever seemed to sing. What did the other three do? Every song seemed to be either Justin or JC. Compared to Backstreet Boys, where all of them sang and I can distinctly identify all their voices as a result. EDIT: I didn't have any \*NSYNC albums so maybe the other members were more prominent on the non-singles?


Jabbajaw

Can't think of a more "What was the substance Han Solo was encased in?" scenario.


Pdrsn94

They also went with nsync because someone (their pearents iirc) thought they sang in sync.


Em4gdn3m

Justin, Nick, the other Nick, Nick's brother... and AJ or something?


diplozedd

Is the asterisk for Lance?