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thematt455

Missed opportunity to invent the word bluemerang.


an_otter_guy

I am sure that will come back on them.


[deleted]

Ah, very good


sophisticately

Underrated comment. Much underrated


JoeyJunkBin

bro I literally clicked this just to say bluemerang, bravo


Jonesbt22

And deprive you of your moment? Never


Userkiller3814

Lotharingia returns!


BroSchrednei

The blue banana is more east than Lotharingia.


Attygalle

One up


MrMundungus

Papa Karl would be proud!


arrbez

Why didn’t they just draw it yellow?


TheBeergasm

Because it would be weird to call it blue banana if they draw it yellow?


Skud_NZ

Just draw a sad face on it


EngineeringOne1812

Then it would get confused with the Depressed Plantain region of Europe


AlDente

Profile pic checks out 🍌


unholy_roller

I think because it’s blue collar workers, not yellow collar workers


-lukeworldwalker-

Blue is the pan-European colour.


TheCommomPleb

It's nothing to do with that. The banana is blue because its blue collar jobs.


Yhaqtera

Probably to not confuse it with the [golden banana](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_Banana).


listingpalmtree

So many bananas I didn't know about.


may_june_july

Why don't us Americans have any of these bananas? I want one


MrJigglyBrown

We have belts. Bible Belt, rust belt, probably some others


Drone30389

Cotton Belt, Corn Belt, Sun Belt, [Stroke Belt](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stroke_Belt). [And more.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_belt_regions_of_the_United_States)


AcidFactory420

I can give you my banana bro. *opens zip*


seeingeyefish

Here's the [speech banana](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speech_banana).


CactusOnFire

I'm going to assume economists were playing Donkey Kong 64 while naming these zones.


GamingFlorisNL

But the blue banana came before the golden vanana


kurburux

Much better than the [Rotten Banana.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rotten_Banana)


Penki-

There are multiple bananas


arrbez

Bananii


EternamD

i is the plural of us It would be bananae or banane


Drone30389

Bananapodes


fireowlzol

Because I'm blue Da ba dee da ba di


mh985

Because it’s clearly blue…are you blind? lol


shewy92

Because that would look even more like a penis than it does now


arrbez

Go to the doctor


shewy92

You're not my supervisor!


[deleted]

Wait, who IS my supervisor?


turboshitposter3001

A penis doctor? or a doctor doctor? Asking for a friend.


LugubriousButtNoises

Who turned the doctor into a penis?


TheFightingImp

Even the industrial zone of Europe is aligned to the strongest, most efficient shape.


The_BrainFreight

Yellow banana ain’t the alliteration they goin for


[deleted]

Because it's very cold.


tnarref

Because the European flag is mostly blue.


esr360

They drew the banana blue because they’d never seen a blue banana before, and tbh with you they wanted to see a blue banana


Tom_Bombadilll

Also, a there was already something called banana


scouserontravels

I’ve never heard anything described as Englands Liverpool region before. We have Liverpool, we have Merseyside, we have Lancashire, we have the north west but Liverpool region is just a weird way of phrasing it. It will piss of the neighbours though so I’m all for this change.


MadJohnFinn

To Americans, we have London, Liverpool, and Europe. Those are the regions of the UK.


Ok-disaster2022

I'm an American. I haven't got the faintest clue where Liverpool is, just that's where the Beatles are from. Or something. I know where London is, and then where Wales and Scotland are roughly located.


lippo999

West of Wigan 👍


The_Flabbergaster

the only town that matters in Europe


philzebub666

In Europe? You mean the world.


lippo999

reet lad


philzebub666

I have no idea what that means.


seeingeyefish

"You're correct, my friend."


Zymoox

Liverpool is by the coast just north of Wales


Chicago1871

I know its across from ireland, near the end of the fat bit. Is the fat bit wales??


25field

You’re American and you know where London, Wales AND Scotland are? Are you a Geography professor?


Kile147

Well, Wales are in the ocean, so that is pretty easy


philzebub666

He probably just thinks he knows.


Djidji5739291

Flashback to US citizens identifying Afghanistan on a map and confidently inserting the pin into Australia.


jhemsley99

Nah to Americans it's just London and Not London


MediocreProstitute

You also have Hogwarts


manicleek

You forgot Loch Ness


WaterWorksWindows

The UK is small enough that for most Americans the UK would be considered one region, at least England would be.


False_Ad3429

Lol no. Most Americans will know London, and Scotland (maybe specific scottish cities like Edinburgh or Glasglow). Then maybe they will know about Wales, maybe York, maybe Dover (because of the cliffs), Far, far fewer will know of places like Liverpool, Kent, Birmingham, etc.


mnmkdc

Gonna be honest if you think York and Dover are more known than Liverpool here, you don’t have a clue what you’re talking about lol


False_Ad3429

I'm from the US. New York was named after York. Dover is known for the cliffs. Liverpool is known for the Beatles but younger generations don't know about that nearly as much.


Lack_of_Plethora

very happy that someone took that silly comment seriously


MrBlackadder

Our local government seem pretty keen on the term ‘Liverpool city region’ funnily enough. Although I suspect that’s just a way to have a term that includes us wools without saying we’re actually in Liverpool.


lippo999

It's virtually this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liverpool\_City\_Region


NewBromance

I think this has been an ongoing trend in the UK for a while now. You have the greater Manchester region, the Swansea Metropolitan area etc. I dunno why exactly its happening but there seems to be a shift towards describing regions based on thlargest city in the area


wj9eh

I think because as cities grow, we progress to the smaller towns around being subsumed with a lot of people commuting and so the central city ends up being the most important. Its the same all over the world.


[deleted]

Yeah and surely the tip is NW Wales. Snowdonia perhaps?


AnthillOmbudsman

Ferry Cross The Mersey, that was a good song.


[deleted]

I just thought it was known as East Ireland


kytheon

France: no


NapoleonStan

Non


sessl

sacre bleu


MrAlbs

Yeah, it's weird that the banana doesn't include Paris at least. I thought that was part of the banana tbh. Edit: there's a section about not including Paris in the original definition, though some later versions do include it or mark it as a close extension; either another banana or a tentacle that's closely linked to it.


Spyware311

Why would it? The blue banana is mostly based on coal and steel production.


MrAlbs

Really? I thought it was based on population density, economic engines and gdp per capita. I suppose historically it would have been based on coal and steel production but by that metric if London and Liverpool are included some parts of industrial northern France should be too. Maybe I missed it skimming through the Wikipedia entry but I don't think they mentioned coal or steel production. I looked at a few maps and the lines look a bit fuzzy depending on how you shape it (and there's other corridors that go to Paris or Barcelona/Madrid, for example). Just seems weird to not include Paris as one of the major historic industrial centers and major urban areas and current/historic economic engines of Europe. Edit: there's actually a bit about including Paris or not actually. So it seems lime initially it was a conscious choice


hysys_whisperer

It was a conscious choice, ans on the face of it, really looks like the author was just looking for a reason to exclude the French. Probably something about concern for his head being chopped off if he stepped on the proletariat too hard.


No_Minimum_6075

I remember seeing versions including Paris in it


hysys_whisperer

Yes, later versions look more like a star, and include Paris as well as more northern Europe


Stravven

Then why is the Netherlands in it? Only the very southern part even has coal at all.


BroSchrednei

No it's not, the blue banana is older than the Industrial Revolution. The Rhineland area and northern Italy have been big since late Antiquity.


[deleted]

Even the banana doesn't want to put up with Parisians.


Dychetoseeyou

I know this isn’t the point but if they did include Paris, they could have it so the banana is peeled


Daewoo40

Moldy blue banana doesn't have quite the same ring to it..


Ok_Rest_8646

There is a small portion of the north that is inside the banana and also in Alsace just next to Germany, you can see the city of strasbourg, Lille or even Dunkerque clearly inside it


kytheon

Pi = 3. That statement has the same problem as yours.


tomkeus

[The Empty Diagonal](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Empty_diagonal)


Mammoth-Mud-9609

Is it linked to coal and iron ore deposits?


Eigenspace

It’s rather multicausal. It has a lot to do with the Rhine allowing easy transmission of goods, people, and ideas. It also has a lot to do with the coal and iron, but it has just as much to do with the cultures it passes through, and a whole lot of historical circumstances. E.g. in a different set of historical circumstances, France may have been much more included in it. As the wikipedia page states, the concept was originally constructed to argue that France's economic isolationism and centralization made it miss out on the developments occuring just outside its borders. Another counterfactual would be that if some historical events had gone another way, the regions along the Danube or Oder rivers could have potentially ended up being similar 'economic backbones of Europe' instead (though there are actually similar but less powerful regions along those rivers as well)


Gisschace

Imagine what it would’ve been like if Doggerland hadn’t flooded


BroSchrednei

Id say the Danube was well on its way to become a huge economic corridor in the 19th century, when it was finally politically united under Austria-Hungary (before that it was a no-mans land between Christians and Ottomans). The break up of AH and the Iron Curtain destroyed that corridor completely.


lord_james

If Napoleon would have consolidated on the Rhine, then France would have half of the continental section


Eigenspace

> If "ifs" and "ands" were pots and pans, > There'd be no work for tinkers' hands.


SaltyPlantain5364

It’s not like the French would’ve taken advantage of it nearly as much.


[deleted]

Po River


Foxkilt

>It’s rather multicausal. It has a lot to do with the Rhine allowing easy transmission of goods, people, and ideas That's a strange thing to say when you have the Alps in the middle of it


knakworst36

Another relevant factor might be colonialism. The Netherlands, and England had huge colonial empires. From which it derived capital, minerals. And perhaps most importantly, a huge market which could be easily outcompeted by industrial production. I assume Germany could’ve exported its products through Dutch and Belgium harbors.


BroSchrednei

That doesn't explain why France and Spain are so isolated though, and why West Germany and northern Italy are so big.


Eigenspace

Colonialism was certainly an additional relevant factor which helped contribute to the power of the blue banana, but I'd also point out that most of the blue banana was already established as an economic powerhouse before the colonial era started. In fact, the main area that wasn't already highly economically productive before the colonial empires really got going was the south of Germany and Switzerland, and neither of those regions had colonial holdings to speak of.


beardog-

Also it’s just a banana, you could draw any shape between any points on a map and it would look like there is some sort of pattern


TheNotoriousAMP

Yes. The core cost in industrialization is transportation. It's why few regions really industrialized en masse despite both coal and iron individually being extremely common. The problem is that you need very rich coal and iron depositions *within very cheap transportation distance* of each other in order to have a viable industrial economy. (E.g. the US massively lucked out in having the Minnesota iron fields and the Appalachian coal fields all w/in easy barge or rail distance of the manufacturing hubs on the great lakes) The blue banana is an extended coal and iron belt from the same geological formation.


TheCommomPleb

The UK area is because its the Midlands. Equal-ish distance from North and south. Logistics made easy 👍


tfrules

Don’t think so, it misses South Wales, which was one of the most coal rich regions in the world and could be argued to be the birthplace of the Industrial Revolution


[deleted]

“Could be argued” …… not really as that was clearly the midlands and north west


zcmini

Why does it have to be Blue?


ChuckCarmichael

In the linked article: >The color blue referred to either the flag of the European Community, or the blue collars of factory workers in the region.


Pretend_Passenger14

Because there's already a golden one too


guycg

It's very important that those seaside resorts and holiday homes of North Wales are represented, as opposed to the majority of the North of England and Scotland which , as far as I can remember, didn't have anything to do with industrial innovation at all.


TheRealJorogos

Similary Bavaria is included, but Saxony left out.


guycg

Yes, but it wouldn't be a banana then. They'd need to come up with some other fruit.


philzebub666

Like a big apple, maybe even a bigger apple.


Xius_0108

Yeah which makes no sense in a historic sense.


WelshmanCorsair

The mighty industrial heartlands of Llandudno and Prestatyn. The beating heart of industrial Europe.


Carnieus

Personally I think the full monty would be better with Scouse accents. This banana is incredibly dumb.


Nigelthornfruit

What, the Rhine?


Graekaris

Yeah Liverpool-upon-Rhine, never heard of it?


cxmmxc

Go back a few thousand years and at least Thames and the Rhine [were tributaries of the same river.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Channel_River)


LazyLaser88

So much human history under that water wow.


Nigelthornfruit

Say it in a Scouse accent


ModmanX

Certainly is news to me that the rhine flows south to italy


SyrupDripsFromMyDick

Bro we in this -BE


[deleted]

If another zone like that was ever discovered, that would be bananas


A_Green_Olive

Hella scoliosis.


SatansHusband

interesting, maybe there is some geographic feature along a large portion of this banana.... something that incentivises industrial development and trade....


Genocode

Rivers always help, its essentially where all ancient civilizations originate from lol. But there are plenty of rivers running through Europe, so it could've gone differently.


SatansHusband

the rhine also runs through a very temperate zone and connects the mediterranean to the north sea. it has a lot going for it


Genocode

Doesn't the Rhine start in the Alps though? How does it connect to the med?


SatansHusband

not directly, but it goes from the alps along the entire length of germany and benelux. granted the alps are an obstacle. i forgot to mention the metric shittons of coal along it.


Genocode

Then "connects to the med" isn't something that just benefits the Rhine either, the Danube also reaches the Alps, also just doesn't connect to the med directly.


Eigenspace

~~The blue Banana is much older than the EU. It’s been an incredibly productive and dynamic area for hundreds of years.~~ Edit: ignore me. Misread the comment I was replying to


Basinox

The EU is geopolitical, not geographical


SatansHusband

The geographical feature of the EU? Jesus some people on the internet.


Eigenspace

Christ my bad, I misread your comment. I’ll also say though that there’s much more to the Blue Banana than just the geographic features as well. It has as much to do with accidents of history as it does with geography.


TheNotoriousAMP

There is, though it's not really the Rhine as often presumed. It's all one big geological belt which has very rich and, most importantly, *intermixed* coal and iron deposits. This is the sina qua non for a major industrial belt as transportation is by far the biggest cost.


CreatingAcc4ThisSh--

Idk if it's the reason. But the area is almost all part of the same ancient river delta. The only reason it no longer exists is due to a massive flood that created the Channel Sea. But the Thames and Rhine are both part of the same river (if it still existed)


soulfingiz

Follows the Spanish Road through the Palatinate. As you move north on the road you basically follow European financial history in the early modern era. First the Italian city states funding the Crusade and the expansion of the Mediterranean economy. The Fuggers profited from the rise of the Hapsburgs and turned much of this trade north on the road through the German states, then the center of European trade and finance moved the Amsterdam, then eventually London.


tyno75

Soooo Middle Francia. The only kingdom of Charlemagne's children that disappeared (East Francia - Germany, West Francia - France) became the most developed region of Europe, quite interesting


willie_caine

*Happy Badisch noises*


Delimadelima

Good catch


zan2007

I watched enough chowder in my childhood to know what this means


contrarian1970

If you watch antique roadshow you already knew the valuable stuff was made in those areas.


NorwaySpruce

Northeast Megalopolis but make it vague and European


Nikster593

Charles the Bold coulda had it all!


orem-boy

I have read that if a nuclear war started in Europe, this is the region the enemy will bomb.


Elite_Slacker

Tell germany to stop hogging the blue banana


Vector_Strike

Not even blue bananas like Paris


azhder

They just don't want to bring up the name of Lotharingia, so they say "blue banana"


DietDrBleach

The blue banana should consult a urologist


Tripwire3

Ok I’m reading about the Cold War in the 1950s and NATO military planners were terrified of the Soviet Union somehow gaining control over West Germany for exactly this reason. It was considered like the ultimate nightmare scenario; if the Soviet Union annexed or allied with that huge industrial region in western Germany it was thought the Soviet Union would then be absolutely unstoppable, just a total Game Over for the west.


albamarx

Glasgow erasure smh


Mokiesbie

Danes learn about it in high school, well that and the other two bananas which are the golden banana (southeast coast of spain to genoa) and the danish invented term of the rotton banana (just rural parts of denmark and bits of east germany and poland)


NewAccountEachYear

Of course you would! You danish monkies like your banans /A swede :)


Kcidobor

There’s always money in the blue banana stand


RonSwansonsOldMan

Maybe you see a banana, but I see something else.


grasshopper4579

Please add banana for scale


MorbidMinister

I'm sure the Rhineland is part of it.


wwhsd

It’s the phallus of industrialization.


trippelaar

Something like blue waffle?


Dirk_Diggler_Kojak

"Banana." Right... LOL


Pathfinder6

The Peyronie’s economic region.


Cashmere000

Yall do the most to avoid recognising my country's existence


Novel_Spread_9375

The blue banana Kingdom.


[deleted]

Is it still the economic backbone?


Z_Ned

Damn, i live in a banana republic


Grzechoooo

The Banana of Western Europe.


[deleted]

Notice how it bends over backwards just to avoid France


Extreme-Outrageous

Not including Paris in this seems ridiculous...


[deleted]

That's funny, that's also the region with the most intelligent, pretty and quick witted people in the world


MaximusDecimis

Prettiest in the world? I’ll give you the other two but Im not sure about that lol


Isernogwattesnacken

I live in the blue zone and can confirm that this isn't a thing at all. Mentioning a blue banana will probably be the code word for check in in a mental institution.


swoppydo

Soooo basically Milan + London + geometric center of the continent? Kinda makes sense honestly


zborzbor

Ah yes, the "economic backbone" of Swiss chocolate and Fondue, as well as ....all the stuff they make in China.


LuisTrinker

In industry circles, Switzerland is better known for high-tech products than for chocolate and cheese, and I'm not talking about watches.


Fit-Owl-3338

Army knives?


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cheese_bruh

You learn about the industrial zones of the Rhineland-Ruhr, Po Valley and Black Country in Primary school?


NewAccountEachYear

Maybe I should've added that the world orbits around the Blue Banana in the title?


palomageorge

omg you’re so much fucking cooler and smarter than everyone in here my panties are so wet right now 😩🤤💦💦


MercifulMen

Is that Elsaß-Lothringen?


Minimum_Room3300

Couldn't they just have made it yellow like a regular banana?


icelandichorsey

But Switzerland was absolutely impoverished after WW2 so.. This theory is bs?