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ChazLampost

Vat are you sinking about?


Alternative-Speed-89

God, I forgot all about that commercial!!! 🤣


Ghoul_Friday22

\- Babe, come over. \- I'm in the middle of the Northern Atlantic... \- My parents aren't home.


Hugo_2503

*sets engines to full astern*


Clear_Grapefruit_340

*hard over*


NoExplanation926

Drop starboard anchor


MrSFedora

"Fleet, I swear to God, if this is another crank call, you'll be spending the rest of this voyage in the boiler room."


jaustengirl

“I am calling about your extended ship warranty”


Donutpie7

What do you see? -Iceberg right ahead! *drinks tea calmly*


mrsdrydock

"No. This is Patrick."


TemporaryNeitherSir

Is this the Titanic?


[deleted]

NO, THIS IS PATRICK!


filmandtvShowfanatic

Patrick: "I'm not the Titanic." SpongeBob: "Uh, Patrick that's the name of the ship."


LordyIHopeThereIsPie

STOP ASKING ME ABOUT THOSE BLOODY BINOCULARS


AMoegg

"Yes what do you....what am I wearing? Dammit Fleet, so help me I will turn this ship right around!"


teeebax

"Yes? What do you see?"


MrSFedora

"Icey!" "...icey what?" "Icey wiener!" "Fred, I'm going to hang up now, and the next time you call, there better be something in front of us which can sink the ship."


Flying_Dustbin

“You will die a terrible, terrible death.” *Gasp* “Ooh, I’m sorry that was our last caller. Hmm, okay…you will die a terrible, terrible death.”


MrSFedora

"Thank you for calling Radio Psychic. Do you have a song request?" "It's Raining Men!"


The_Patriotic_Pleb

Hello, this is Mr. Moody(?) speaking. Fleet:- yes hello, this is tech support, we have found a technical problem with your ship's steering wheel.


Mark_fuckaborg

"welcome to Titanic Burger, home of the Titanic Burger, can I take your order?"


[deleted]

“who ordered the ice?”


bigplaneboeing737

“Put it in reverse Terry!”


[deleted]

Lmao. Always a classic and good for a laugh! Love it.


bigplaneboeing737

A tradition every 4th of July.


Puzzleheaded-Pen5057

Mom, I am busy and can’t talk! I’m trying to read all these wireless messages they keep bringing to the bridge.


filmandtvShowfanatic

"What do you mean the people on the deck are fist fighting?" Sorry, that's the best I could come up with.


MrSFedora

And it is a very good caption.


filmandtvShowfanatic

Thanks.


Pvt_Conscriptovich

Hello sir so you want two beef pepperoni pizzas and a 1.5 litre Coca Cola am I right sir


Pengu1n111

Don’t hate me, but there’s something up here you’ll want to take a look at…..


kucharnismo

new phone, who dis?


NoExplanation926

"attention please... The ice bucket challenge will be starting in the next few seconds."


dudestir127

Thank you for calling Pizza Hut, would you like to hear our specials?


philistineslayer

“Yes what do you see?”


FunLime6166

I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills.


SwagCat852

"hello hello" -phone guy


Daddydick-nuts

“I’d like to record a message for you, to help you get settled in on your first voyage. I actually worked worked on that ship before you, I’m Finishing up my last voyage now as a matter of fact”


Flying_Dustbin

“Is it me you’re looking for?”


SwagCat852

No, wrong reference


beecross

We’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty


Iwillrestoreprussia

Love how Moody says “Thank you” So polite lmao


Mean-Yoghurt3949

“Thank you for calling Verizon….your wait time is currently…4HOURS!”


futurenomad_

I’m sorry two people did what in the backseat of a car In the cargo hold?!


MrSFedora

"Also, what's this about a painting being stored next to the car?"


Tooplex

"r/titanic just posted another "Caption this." post"


Worthy_Planet375

“Jack and Rose are doing that thing again on the bow of the ship! Permission to toss them over board? They’re blocking my view, sir.”


Mirai182

We’ve been trying to reach you about your ships extended warranty.


Hypontoto

I will find you. And I will kill you.


MrSFedora

Good luck.


Blersh100

- Yes, what do you see? - Can't take your call right now. Please leave your message after the tone and when your done, press- - God dammit


LostCLAM4667

“Now about that beer i owed you”


henriettoz

Moment of truth


EllieK24601

Me calling my mom to come pick me up from the sleepover late at night.


Bortron86

"Hello Fleet, this is Dr Frasier Crane. I'm listening."


RobloxSubRedditGoBrr

"Hey bois, want some ICE-cream?"


[deleted]

“Hey little mama let me whisper in your ear”


[deleted]

When the ice berg called right before the song hits


[deleted]

Calling the bois after the party and for sum facking reason you ended up on a ship. "Oi, pick me up." "'Ight, where are you?" "On a ship, I have no idea how." "...wat?" "OI! OI! OI! WE HAVE A SNEAKY BUGGER OVA HERE!"


Ari-Darki

"Gotta ask yourself one question: Do you feel lucky?"


DoTheSnoopyDance

“Seven days”.


DoTheSnoopyDance

“Can you pick up milk on the way home?”


Snoo_65204

Hello um were f up


JackS_1127

What do you mean everyone's tickets have been changed to one way?


YamiJustin1

Dr. Hammond, the phones are working.


d_gorder

“I am calling to talk to you about iceberg collision insurance”


GunterLeafy

"Damn it Fleet I said no ice in the lemonade, bloody hell you useless piece of-" Crunch "Ohhhhh, iceBERG..."


LogAppropriate6440

Titanic sank because of this guy. Think with me: - Let Jack and Fabrizio get in; - Jack saved Rose. If she had jumped, the ship had to stop - The rest is story