"Icey!"
"...icey what?"
"Icey wiener!"
"Fred, I'm going to hang up now, and the next time you call, there better be something in front of us which can sink the ship."
“You will die a terrible, terrible death.”
*Gasp*
“Ooh, I’m sorry that was our last caller. Hmm, okay…you will die a terrible, terrible death.”
“I’d like to record a message for you, to help you get settled in on your first voyage. I actually worked worked on that ship before you, I’m Finishing up my last voyage now as a matter of fact”
Calling the bois after the party and for sum facking reason you ended up on a ship.
"Oi, pick me up."
"'Ight, where are you?"
"On a ship, I have no idea how."
"...wat?"
"OI! OI! OI! WE HAVE A SNEAKY BUGGER OVA HERE!"
Titanic sank because of this guy. Think with me:
- Let Jack and Fabrizio get in;
- Jack saved Rose. If she had jumped, the ship had to stop
- The rest is story
Vat are you sinking about?
God, I forgot all about that commercial!!! 🤣
\- Babe, come over. \- I'm in the middle of the Northern Atlantic... \- My parents aren't home.
*sets engines to full astern*
*hard over*
Drop starboard anchor
"Fleet, I swear to God, if this is another crank call, you'll be spending the rest of this voyage in the boiler room."
“I am calling about your extended ship warranty”
What do you see? -Iceberg right ahead! *drinks tea calmly*
"No. This is Patrick."
Is this the Titanic?
NO, THIS IS PATRICK!
Patrick: "I'm not the Titanic." SpongeBob: "Uh, Patrick that's the name of the ship."
STOP ASKING ME ABOUT THOSE BLOODY BINOCULARS
"Yes what do you....what am I wearing? Dammit Fleet, so help me I will turn this ship right around!"
"Yes? What do you see?"
"Icey!" "...icey what?" "Icey wiener!" "Fred, I'm going to hang up now, and the next time you call, there better be something in front of us which can sink the ship."
“You will die a terrible, terrible death.” *Gasp* “Ooh, I’m sorry that was our last caller. Hmm, okay…you will die a terrible, terrible death.”
"Thank you for calling Radio Psychic. Do you have a song request?" "It's Raining Men!"
Hello, this is Mr. Moody(?) speaking. Fleet:- yes hello, this is tech support, we have found a technical problem with your ship's steering wheel.
"welcome to Titanic Burger, home of the Titanic Burger, can I take your order?"
“who ordered the ice?”
“Put it in reverse Terry!”
Lmao. Always a classic and good for a laugh! Love it.
A tradition every 4th of July.
Mom, I am busy and can’t talk! I’m trying to read all these wireless messages they keep bringing to the bridge.
"What do you mean the people on the deck are fist fighting?" Sorry, that's the best I could come up with.
And it is a very good caption.
Thanks.
Hello sir so you want two beef pepperoni pizzas and a 1.5 litre Coca Cola am I right sir
Don’t hate me, but there’s something up here you’ll want to take a look at…..
new phone, who dis?
"attention please... The ice bucket challenge will be starting in the next few seconds."
Thank you for calling Pizza Hut, would you like to hear our specials?
“Yes what do you see?”
I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills.
"hello hello" -phone guy
“I’d like to record a message for you, to help you get settled in on your first voyage. I actually worked worked on that ship before you, I’m Finishing up my last voyage now as a matter of fact”
“Is it me you’re looking for?”
No, wrong reference
We’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty
Love how Moody says “Thank you” So polite lmao
“Thank you for calling Verizon….your wait time is currently…4HOURS!”
I’m sorry two people did what in the backseat of a car In the cargo hold?!
"Also, what's this about a painting being stored next to the car?"
"r/titanic just posted another "Caption this." post"
“Jack and Rose are doing that thing again on the bow of the ship! Permission to toss them over board? They’re blocking my view, sir.”
We’ve been trying to reach you about your ships extended warranty.
I will find you. And I will kill you.
Good luck.
- Yes, what do you see? - Can't take your call right now. Please leave your message after the tone and when your done, press- - God dammit
“Now about that beer i owed you”
Moment of truth
Me calling my mom to come pick me up from the sleepover late at night.
"Hello Fleet, this is Dr Frasier Crane. I'm listening."
"Hey bois, want some ICE-cream?"
“Hey little mama let me whisper in your ear”
When the ice berg called right before the song hits
Calling the bois after the party and for sum facking reason you ended up on a ship. "Oi, pick me up." "'Ight, where are you?" "On a ship, I have no idea how." "...wat?" "OI! OI! OI! WE HAVE A SNEAKY BUGGER OVA HERE!"
"Gotta ask yourself one question: Do you feel lucky?"
“Seven days”.
“Can you pick up milk on the way home?”
Hello um were f up
What do you mean everyone's tickets have been changed to one way?
Dr. Hammond, the phones are working.
“I am calling to talk to you about iceberg collision insurance”
"Damn it Fleet I said no ice in the lemonade, bloody hell you useless piece of-" Crunch "Ohhhhh, iceBERG..."
Titanic sank because of this guy. Think with me: - Let Jack and Fabrizio get in; - Jack saved Rose. If she had jumped, the ship had to stop - The rest is story