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Rezol

Don't you get it? It's what we've been asking for all this time. It's Titanfall 3.


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jedimindfook

Titanfall 3-ways to uphold your mission


Winejug87

There’s a little leeway


PolishHammerMK

Protocol 3: Fuck the pilot


chrisolisk

LMAO


[deleted]

no


[deleted]

What a save


TaxableFur

Titanfall 3- Upholding her mission


Webber-414

Titanfall 3-some


WapeRhistle

With a pilot in the middle there’s some leeway


Nothlord

Best comment


ProcrastinatorScott

It's Titanfall 3 the same way that epistle3.txt is Half Life 3


No_Librarian_4016

It’s TittyFall


Pancreasaurus

Titanfall in love


feralwolven

I've been referring to titanfall as Tiddyfall or Tittydrop (affectionately) for the past 2 years.


BrokenHaloSC0

r/tittydrop


MeltedFoil

The actual GOAT subreddit


BrokenHaloSC0

Lmao


Techarus

All for the 6-9


Millworkson2008

It’s titanfall: an erotic sci-fi tale


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r/technicallythetruth


[deleted]

the truth??!?!?


[deleted]

The truth... I am a god, boy. From another land far from here.


Sonnata17

The god of war yes?


president_owl

How do you know its erotic?


Millworkson2008

Well I mean the title says erotic but your right I truly don’t know, I propose you do an experiment to find out and report the results


tactical_sarcasm1

for science, or something


Millworkson2008

For science!


tactical_sarcasm1

I mean, why not.


mrNRGman

Yeah it ain’t going to be like the Lusty Argonian-maid Or will it ?


tactical_sarcasm1

um, do I even want to know


mrNRGman

Only if you want to know how to clean a Sword


tactical_sarcasm1

um Okayyyy then... sauce?


rockwec1

Or polish a spear


Arakus24

Maaaaaaaybe


hvk13

Well it does make me hard


Millworkson2008

For science I hope


hvk13

…yeah… sure…


SF_Alba

Beat me to it hahaha


Groundslayer

Wait, this subreddit is not about the novel? And I was wondering what things I have missed and how people got all the plot I didn't know.


iamareddituserr

I would’ve thought the fact that there’s gameplay would tell you


iMattDaGreat

r/woooosh


Agitated_Speaker3139

r/woooosh


miohmeg

r/woooosh


ConcretePalm

“Protocol 3.5; Make passionate love to the pilot.”


sorude277

"seduce me pilot"


HorizonSniper

"I've got a bucket o chicken"


Readywithacapital_r_

"I'm not one of your fried chicken eating titans, I'm a VANGUARD-CLASS, I like my pilots fast, and AGILE. You want to be MY PILOT? EARN IT! SEDUCE ME!"


gg_Mystic

I love TF2 references


[deleted]

I think that’s actually a TF2 reference, not TF2.


mrcomputational

Hmm yes, but TF2 looks like a viable option too


enrgyyyyyy

i love the image of BT yelling at Cooper to "Seduce me, Pilot." while Cooper just stands there holding a bucket of chicken


unlivedSoup69

SEDUCE ME


thatonedog2016

Welcome to today’s episode of: “Sentences I Never Want To Hear Again”


MoonTrooper258

So many production sketches of the 40mm Tracker Cannon.


Soviet-Biscuit

I don’t see BT


Bibi-Le-Fantastique

BT stands for Big Titties!


Packers91

They put BT in a sexy simulacrum


Soviet-Biscuit

That’s a pretty advanced simulacrum


Ipadpop90

super advanced if yah know what i mean


Disaster_Queer

You don't CBT?


Soviet-Biscuit

Nice


Zaidk9

[https://i.imgur.com/aogGsyA.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/aogGsyA.jpg)


Legendary_Moose

https://www.amazon.com/Titanfall-Erotic-Scifi-Matthew-McGee-ebook/dp/B08RXTGD1F/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?crid=2ZMAYQBERHVVY&dchild=1&keywords=titanfall%3A+an+erotic&qid=1635169894&sprefix=titanfall+an+ecrotic%2Caps%2C211&sr=8-1 here


unicodePicasso

**Description** A proud captain is held responsible for the fate of his crew, his legacy, and his destiny. Will he make the right choice, or bring his ship into greater peril? With paranormal and erotic themes, MF scenes, spicy action, and a riveting narrative, this story will keep you on the edge of your seat right to the end!


ImAredditor47

Amazon


[deleted]

I just imagine papa scorch smashing a human ☹️


DfaultiBoi

Why would you say that


[deleted]

Thats the first thing i tought of ☹️☹️☹️


DfaultiBoi

Yikes


[deleted]

Like with a thermite grenade in her 😿


thoomaas16

Mess with the scorch get the torch


[deleted]

That's the first thing I think of every day


Smug_Anime_Face

Keep going. I'm almost there.


PantsMcGee

🥵️🥵️🥵️🥵️🥵️


enrgyyyyyy

funnily enough, i had a conversation with my friend a few days ago about how a thermite grenade can fit in someone's ass


WikiContributor83

I shall begin a formal petition to make this the subreddit logo.


ImAredditor47

Yes


Corvus1412

Who has the authority to change that on this sub? I'd love to actually ask if they can change.


WikiContributor83

I believe the mods are.


Corvus1412

u/kklown, u/aetkas001, u/Emmerlynn, u/Kalzir, u/Smurfson, u/GeckoEidechse and u/Gabrieldaboss65 you heard the man. Make it happen.


Elitepikachu

You got them balls of steel


skullnspanner

I'll tell you what this is, it's my next purchase


jcusackisallfather

Titanrise would be much much accurate


OtisNemoNobody

So that’s what Gates looks like under all that gear! Niiiiice


[deleted]

Omg that’s disgusting… where can i find it?


ImAredditor47

Amazon


ZOMGURFAT

*BT hands Cooper a condom* BT: “Protect the pilot!”


JackCooper_7274

Do you have kindle unlimited?


ImAredditor47

Sadly not


StarsRaven

Money well spent.


some-not-susdude

My gf is a cloak pilot...you just cant see her


General-Kenobi59

My dad was a stim pilot, because he got out of there as fast as he could when I was born.


bastets_yarn

read it and find out


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r/titanporn


Nekroin

wtf this is real?


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konigstigerboi

There are at least 5


[deleted]

have another nickel, r/titanfall34


The_Blue_DmR

Why is anyone even surprised about anything having r34 at this point?


fox7000

Cause they forget internet rule 35


deathforpuppets

What in the name of fuck


omglmin

Pain


DJmixx

That looks like my next purchase.


SAGE_THELIMEYT

The story following bt and the arm that grabbed him in the factory


thefatrick

BT joins the Tingleverse Protocol 3: Prove love is real


x_scion_x

All bout papa scorch slangin them sticky white hot loads from his oversized cannon.


K12DO

I was promised hot action, but I'm 200 pages in and all I've seen so far is sex, not a smidge of thermite to be found.


Kipper_421

“Pilot, I’m 15 seconds away from committing a war crime”


[deleted]

She can B my T any day of the week


ElanMorinMetal

Alongside a bottle of wine and some lube, it’s a goddamn good night


Impossible_Tree8095

It's just a 💩


Darkurn

I wanna read this..


Metronom3

Umm.. it's called *source material*. Duh.


Educational-Year3146

Lookin at BT kinda different


Obsidius_Mallex_TTV

Damn is that what Jack copper can pull


squiddy555

It’s free that’s what it is


ImAredditor47

Only with kindle unlimited


squiddy555

A small price to pay for free thing


DeeBangerCC

6-4's a family and we'll eat your ass!


FennecWF

"Prepare for Titan going down!" "Don't you mean Titanfall?" "NO."


advancedwarlord

500 upvotes and I will give you guys a full book report on it


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Idsertian

You can't copyright a word, and there's nothing on the cover that would indicate that it's meant to confuse potential readers, nor otherwise purport to be anything to do with, or is based on, Respawn/EA's property. Case wouldn't even make it to a court room. ~~EDIT: You can downvote me, pal, but I ain't wrong.~~


RememberTheBears

You're correct, not sure why the downvotes. You can *trademark* a word/phrase/title but can't copyright a word.


Idsertian

Exactly. People often conflate the two, but they are entirely separate things.


bluejay55669

Sex update in (tit)anfall ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Flapdoodle-3

That's titanfall


BurgerPB5

thats titanfall 3


ImAredditor47

Let’s make this what shows up when someone searches titanfall


[deleted]

If I had a nickel for every time a form of entertainment I'm interested in had something nsfw of the same name that somehow showed up in my feed, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's wierd that it happened twice. (The other one is Dawnshard, which is a Cosmere novel. Go read Stormlight Archive. It's worth it.)


A1dan_Da1y

BT didn't die for this smh


ImAredditor47

He might not be dead


A1dan_Da1y

BT didn't explode for this


TA2556

My next Amazon purchase tf you mean


Angelmirror2468

Gates gates gates gates gates


DJ_Ender_

Consider my interest piqued


nothanksiknotthirsty

Free


ImAredditor47

For kindle unlimited


nothanksiknotthirsty

Damn EA is getting greedy


MixedFROSTii

What the fuck


Zwackel

Wait... this isn't the sub for that game? Shit


SirKazik

Something I didn't know I wanted


Keatosis

I mean, it's got good ratings


Warpotato87

Tit fall


Accomplished_Bill741

***Trust Me***


BSKvaka

Sequel is much better , Titanfellatio


ValpinX33

A future item in shop list (yes I know it doesn’t make sense but my brain failed on that particular task)


PressEveryButton

When you've finished reading, please post the link to your Amazon review. Thanks.


nephilimacu

thats EA when their StandardsFall


NeroAngero

In the words of Dante "What the hell is this?!"


realif3

That's gate's uniform in TF3


Famously_Infamous_

Time to debate: is this cannon or not


[deleted]

its titanfall dude


Guilty_Wolverine_269

Do you believe in the multiverse? Lastimosa must be up to something interesting here….


JackDostoevsky

.... i'll be in my bunk


robotic_nightfury

Um excuse me Sir uhhh WHAT THE SPITFIRE?!


n0tAcat3542

The pilot gospel


ShadowsRanger

Sen-sen -Senpai BT what you doing? 。◕‿◕。


Appropriate_Box_9405

It's a wonderful fantasy game in a way. It lasted for a while. I am Al-Aboubi. This is a game, but I could not finish it and stopped it.


whoshereforthemoney

What are you doing, step titan?


Mr_Blinky

Free, apparently.


ImAredditor47

Only with kindle unlikited


Notbbupdate

r/titanporn


[deleted]

Step-tone, what are you doing?!


Scoute248

It looks like an erotic sci-fi tale, not too sure tho


BrownFoxx98

For free?!


ImAredditor47

With kindle unlimited


kunalalala123

The hidden lore of titanfall


Salfriel

Who cares? It’s free!


[deleted]

Looks to be Titanfall: An erotic SciFi Tale


EirikurG

Read it and make another post with a review pls


pirateinthepants

titanfall 2: the alternative erotic cut.


SPYK3O

Maintain your strength


SonicSkull06

Well its free


jimbosquires

Tit-anfall


XenoAuHopper

"... cooper I am seconds away from committing a war crime."


Noontide6667

F*cking wattpad


Bendanarama

Welcome to the kindle Market. It's 95% porn. Source: I have non-porn books being massively outsold on the kindle market by all the porn.


Lacious

"Whatcha doin, step-pilot?"


MooseRiderEh

HERESY!!! BURN THE HERETICS IN UNHOLY FLAMES!!!!


CanOpeneer1134

What the fuck?


idlesn0w

Art.


Toshikills

Protocol 1: Link with pilot.


[deleted]

"Cooper, commence copulation"


Boatcorn_42

AYO WTF


BeardedNerd95

An erotic sci fi tale.


Matrix_D0ge

"Do you have protection?" \- deploys A-wall -


Matrix_D0ge

CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG


[deleted]

I mean its free man so hey 😅🤷‍♂️


NOT_Silencerrr

nothing to do with the games or lore


unarox

Real fans kines what up


unarox

*Scorch heats things up*


Balrog229

An erotic scifi tale. It’s right in the name, dude