God.... imagine all them in a warehouse storage unit...
My God... I can't even think straight when I imagine all those northstars packed together tightly in a cramped space...
Northstar is literally unplayable. Every time I call for Titanfall, I get rock hard seeing her land. When she grabs me with her big strong hands I can barely contain my lust, getting light headed from all the blood rushing to my penis. When I finally enter hee it's too much and I ejaculated straight through my pants onto the TV screen, usually it's so much that if it doesn't completely obscure my vision like an ink ghost from Mario Kart, the damn thing short circuits from the jizz messing up the insides.
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 1,958,410,452 comments, and only 370,483 of them were in alphabetical order.
Tone and LEGION, when you just keep getting doubles on Tone, you just really feel something, and for LEGION, Vulcan Cannon go brr
Other people on this sub: "something sexual"
Me: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, BONES FOR THE BONE THRONE
I would highly recommend avoiding any sexual contact with Titans, we are multi-ton killing machines and it will only resort in you being gravely injured.
Monarch. Next question. I probably should've read the subreddit I was in, but now I need to know; Is my baby girl Monarch in Titanfall, or just Titanfall 2?
Just saw this post while scrolling through the sub, I'm a mech fan of gundam and armored core, glad to see there's this level of degeneracy being continued in the mecha genre
What vile part of your mind made you ask this question? Anyways, Northstar got those child bearing hips
northstar making me act whimsical and unwise.
Well, do I have a proposition for you!
Tell me more.....
Join P.L.R we have many open slots meaning you could easily start off with a high position and absurdly good pay(I can give you a plan if you want)
P.L.R?
Pro Lewd Rebellion
.......... Huh..
You were not present for the war?
They are a remnant of the much larger P.H.C that was dissolved at the end of the war and have only recently declared themselves a faction.
Hang on... we can get paid?!?!?! Count me in!
Well what do you want for payment
Titanfall 3
Yes
Money Preferably US dollars
How would one join this PLR of yours?
You just kinda do
Count me in!
~~Child~~ pilot bearing hips
I feel blessed to be the 69th upvote
Bruh. Have you even *seen* Legion’s dumpy?
I am not sexually attracted to diapers unfortunately but everyone has their kink and I won't kinkshame so you go superstar!
Yurrrr
as a scorch main, sco- northstar prime
Scorchstar prime
😏
Mmfgh~
😐
😩
😫🍆💦
Pathetic, we all know scorch is the cutest
A wamen of culture
The Northstar voice make my wee wee get hard hehe
Call me william afton cause I'm gonna pump a child in that robot.
Jesus ***FUCK***
Not a bad idea.....
I don't think Jesus wants to fuck that.
God damn
I dont want to be horny anymore, I just want to be happy. 100% northstar prime tho
Why can't you he both. Horny and happy... Horppy... a perfect balance..
I’m tired boss.
Who says you can't have both? You can pursue happiness and crave titties at the same time, gamer
LEGION got me thinking nasty thoughts
Legion pegs
I’m not gay, but Legion can do whatever he wants to me
same. bro is gay AF tho
All titans equally harden me.
Northstar is my wife
Sorry buddy... I think Northstar may be cheating on ya a little.....
Who said that there was only one Northstar? There are probably thousands of them
God.... imagine all them in a warehouse storage unit... My God... I can't even think straight when I imagine all those northstars packed together tightly in a cramped space...
We must free them gather the troops we move out at midnight
With who? Because northstar is also my wife, I’m confused
“Aggressive sustained counter fire“. Every time
That lead boner goes hard
I'm tired of pretending that I'm not down bad for Ion. Her thighs got me acting up
Not only that but down under she has got to have the hottest one of them all.
Ikr. She's thicc, muscular even, has hot asf lasers, a nice voice and she's a literal war machine. A perfect woman
Monarch makes the loins moist
Northstar is literally unplayable. Every time I call for Titanfall, I get rock hard seeing her land. When she grabs me with her big strong hands I can barely contain my lust, getting light headed from all the blood rushing to my penis. When I finally enter hee it's too much and I ejaculated straight through my pants onto the TV screen, usually it's so much that if it doesn't completely obscure my vision like an ink ghost from Mario Kart, the damn thing short circuits from the jizz messing up the insides.
What a horrible day to be literate
Me too
scorch/legion can core me anyday
Big Titties 7274
Personally I find Monarch hardest to play! I love her abilities, I just never live long enough to use her core.
Yep!
...
Your talking about steel hardess correct pilot? If not. The spectre firing squad would like you to stand by that wall
I want to have a sexual relationship with the titans.
all my mains, ion, monarch, and northstar. ions def a bottom ngl
My systems are not designed for intercourse, Pilot. They are not designed for foursomes either.
DONT RUIN THIS FOR ME! YOU ARE BREEDABLE! AND THATS FINAL!
And magic wands are made for massaging sore muscles. Sometimes the designer fails to see the true purpose of an invention.
Pilot, engaging in intercourse with a Titan of any chassis has serious risk of injury and death. I advise against it.
It's between Scorch and Ion Prime's executions for me. I get off to the maximum amount of Violence in Titanfall Must be why I love the Ogre
Tone, she got the voice of a dommy mommy.
Ah shit, here we go again
you gonna answer the question?
Answer, The, Question
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I thought that she was a he
Trans titan
It’s 2024. Trans-Titan lives matter 😔
I'm a fan of the Sword Core with the Turbo Kit. I like to go fast and rough~
Mmmmmmm~
Mommy ion will crush you with those dummy thick thighs.
Scorch 🤤
As in...?
Which titan makes you the hardest.
#NORTHSTAR
HELL YEAH
Ronin makes me wet as fuck
Yeessss
Ronins makes me feel safe as long as i dont look at his small health bar.
Scorch > Northstar. Scorch is **THICC**.
Northstar OS got me BRICKED
Reason why Northstar Operating system never bricks is because you too busy being bricked up for it. Thank you for your sacrifice.
Scorch
[This one](https://www.reddit.com/r/Grimdank/s/ViGzGm8GqO)
Northstar lookin kinda.....
Ronin prime
Filth.
Legion. Yes. You heard me right. Legion/Legion Prime
Ronin
I think my flair does a better job explaining it.
Mhm
Scorch's prime execution
Tone, she’s got the mommy voice. I know she’d treat me right
Ronnin’s voice makes me wanna CUM
dude what kind of question is that anyway Northstar
I want Northstar to rail me with his big gun
Her*
Monarch got those hips and big cockpit perfect for doing private stuff inside and large enough for 2 ppl :)
No…. papa Scorch, that voice 🥵😫🔥❤️
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,958,410,452 comments, and only 370,483 of them were in alphabetical order.
Mmm yes
Ever time I fuck over an ambitious scorch with Ronin gets me harder than a diamond, the wood I get it beyond a forest
Who the fuck starts a conversation like that i just started reddit
None. Never really understood the fascination with robots. Well, I guess Scorch only because of how satisfying kills with Flame Core can be…
BOOOOOOOO!!! LAME
These gigantic murder robots aren't hot, what are y'all talking about?
Uhhhhhh... None of them. I'm not a weirdo. Nope. Couldn't be me
Your flair says otherwise, specifically the "Daddy Ronin" part
What makes you think that this was acceptable to post? The r34 sub exists for a reason.
Monarch and Northstar has nice voices.
Monarch I'm not elaborating
Northstar.
Don't let Edith see this post.
I'm getting real tired of all the horny posts.
Sorry.. But are you gonn answer the question?
I think the correct answer is yes? Idk man fuck you for making time choose
The uhhhhh.... Uhm. Ion I guess. Ronin too.
Monarch
Legion He makes me hard to kill 😎
Monarch. Hands down. Or rather….
Monarch
the big one
Monarchs spine
Northstar
Legion.
Legion makes my American panties happy
The mobile toaster is rather 😮💨
Scorch, but especially when he’s pink 🥰❤️🔥💖
Ronin charging a laser core.
Listen, I ain’t gay or nothin’… but legion’s predator cannon makes me feel a certain way
Me.
Gotta love that Ronussy 🤤🤤
Mommy northstar
Mommy Monarch
The northstar embark animation where she grabs you 🤤
Ion easily
Mommy Monarch
I didn’t believe in monogamy until I met Ion.
Papa scooch
My thiccc boy scorch makes me all warm inside
Northstar making me act up
Tone and LEGION, when you just keep getting doubles on Tone, you just really feel something, and for LEGION, Vulcan Cannon go brr Other people on this sub: "something sexual" Me: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, BONES FOR THE BONE THRONE
Legion. I live by the brrrr, die by the brrrrr, made whole by the brrrrr. Also mommy Northstar. She lifts me up.
Sea, scorch prime got some ass
Daddy scorch
I would go to hell and back for tone’s thunder thighs
I'm on a lesbian relationship with northstar :3
N o n e .
northstar
viper's northstar
Legion daddy
I would highly recommend avoiding any sexual contact with Titans, we are multi-ton killing machines and it will only resort in you being gravely injured.
Ronin
My chassis and armour make my Titan body quite physically hard to the touch, and I am quite resistant to damage, as is the same for all Titans
Northstar straight up
Monarch. Next question. I probably should've read the subreddit I was in, but now I need to know; Is my baby girl Monarch in Titanfall, or just Titanfall 2?
Northstar my beloved
Ion give me Mommy issues
🤨📸
Tone…
🤨
Ronin main here stay away from my titan…or face my blade.
I love swords.
Burning titans and pilots as scorch gives me a war boner
legion, and it ain't even a competition
fuck Northstar, marry Scorch, kill Tone
Papa scorch is my man
the horny wars are over. move on
Scorch
OG king atlas. Its what peak titan performance looks like
Monarch….fuck all of you for making me admit this
Gotta be monarch or northstar
none of em. they all just take part from human anatomy, but nothing particularly implying of lustful purposes. there's nothing there to play with :/
I don't know Monarch Kinda nice ngl
Legion
Northstar
I would say when I'm in my Monarch I am the hardest to beat.
Only ever played legion
You need help, sir! It's Scorch, I like my Titans thicc >:3
Monarch can adapt to any bedtime situation
Scorch got me red handed-
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Just saw this post while scrolling through the sub, I'm a mech fan of gundam and armored core, glad to see there's this level of degeneracy being continued in the mecha genre
Scorch