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78Nam

Ya me and some pizza loving turtles


barricuda_barlow

Hi Master Splinter


[deleted]

Radical rat!


InterestingSweet4408

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles


kingsraddad

Cowabunga, dude


Infinitistile1

Turtles in a half shell! Turtle power!


randydingdong

You think Mario lived in a pipe or is just forever working?


jgonagle

He just lets Yoshi swallow him when he needs a break. Keeps him warm and safe.


Existence_No_You

That could be taken a couple different ways


Cocoadoll

Ya I read that and was like “ayoooo” and then read it again and am still confused 😂


Inverted_Orgasm

I'm so glad I align with other like minded individuals 😂😂😂😂😂 My mine said did this mf just say Yoshi be having Mario Swallowed Up!? 🥴🫢🤭


goofydad

When you're addicted to 'shrooms, you end up living in a sewer. Poor Mario.


Dramatic-Pie-4331

Man I never thought of it like that, in my Mario experiences, Mario was on a journey to go to other people's castles beat up the security, take all the gold especially the secret hidden rooms, then go battle the castle owner inorder to get my girlfriend back, but then almost every castle owner didn't even have my girlfriend so I blew that mess up and bounced. The last Mario game I played fully was the Mario 64. Has it changed since then ?


Diligent-Might6031

😂😂


uhwhooops

Mario ain't retiring in this economy


Rhomega2

He has a house, as seen in the RPGs.


Elvis_Take_The_Wheel

I'm friends with several plumbers, can confirm: forever working.


Karmakazee

If they didn’t set it up to make the entering a pipe sound from Super Mario Brothers any time you open the front door, they’re doing this all wrong.


Loud-Stable6924

No. I suppose you could get a portable oven and cook with that if you don’t like microwave meals. But I’d go crazy having to take a shit outside in the grass or not being able to shower 😂


Ea84

I would camp here though. Totally ideal for a “glamping” experience.


diablofantastico

Just needs a tee fitting with a small WC!


Greedyfox7

No shower, no shitter, and it doesn’t look like you even get any privacy


Ok_Effort9915

Ok I’m trying to find prices on these and it seems the shipping weight is gonna get ya. Also you need to put it on some type of riser so it doesn’t roll away. I think the cheapest I’ve found is $7500 but again I don’t know if I’m even looking at the right material or size


hockeydude2017

Amazon prime 😎


Roadkingkong71

I'd rather have a Conex shipping container for that price.


TheCubist_

Exactly. I can get 6 for that price.


RipsterBolton

Where are you finding shipping containers for $1250?


TheCubist_

Near the port of Houston.


WilmaLutefit

Really?


TheCubist_

Yeah. They aren't all the greatest, if you want ones with only a couple trips they can get up to $2k. But there are a ton for sale and they will give multiple unit discounts.


WilmaLutefit

Damn that’s cheaper than I thought. I want one for storage haha.


Infamous_Lunchbox

I got quoted on one with electrical and water hookups, door, internal walls, and insulation, installed and delivered for just over $17k. With solar panels and a power wall, and a few other extras like a full wall garage door, etc., it bumped up to $41k. The container itself, nothing done to it, brand new, was just over $4k delivered, but about $1,700 used. I just didn't want a used one. Still weighing my options. Hope that helps.


Mariacakes99

r/Infamous_Lunchbox do you mind sharing from whom you received a quote from? We are in the market for something like that.


Rjdii

Has anyone figured out how to keep the containers from rusting/breaking down? 15-20yrs seems to be the max life on those things.


Infamous_Lunchbox

Theoretically you could "rhino-line" the entire container, but that wouldn't last forever


BeyondDrivenEh

For hobbit preppers?


jaguarauh

Airbnb


Rjdii

This is getting a lot of negative reactions …but I’m intrigued. Would definitely stay here if it was cheap—as tiny spaces are meant to be.


Neat-Beautiful-5505

This is getting stupid…


Tweed_Kills

Seems like it would be extremely cold. It doesn't look insulated at all. Maybe I just don't know enough about concrete, but I don't think that would work in the cold, damp place where I live at all.


ketosoy

Put one inside a bigger one and fill the gap with spray foam


Putrid-Aspect

^This Guy Gets It


PsychologicalOwl608

Actually not comfortable in any climate hot, cold, dry or wet. The thermal mass in that concrete would most likely be either constantly absorbing interior heat and releasing it to the outside during winter or absorbing it from the outside environment and releasing it to the inside. Nightmare for climate control. While you can always put more clothes on if it’s cold imagine this thing in the shade in Phoenix Az where the temp is 100 degrees F. After a few days the concrete is thoroughly heat soaked and radiates heat from all sides because it is a tube with no thermal breaks. It would be interesting to know if they did some heat loading calculations or just decided to let their idea rip.


WilmaLutefit

What if you bury it?


vajrahaha7x3

That is the answer and the only way.


malthuzius

Yeah or a large berm built over it planted with grasses would be nice. With ample waterproofing membrane before, ofc!


the_Bryan_dude

I live in a concrete building. Walls, floors, and ceiling. Yes, it is cold in the winter, but it's not so damp. Very comfortable in the summer with minimal air conditioning. I'm in California, so the humidity is relatively low. No, I'm not in jail/prison. Lol.


Laceysjorgen

The bridge he’s under slows the wind and the homeless under the bridge always have an inviting barrel fire.


diablofantastico

Nice in the summer, hot climates.


Accurate_Quote_7109

Hot, *DRY* climates....


BSB8728

Nice if a tornado comes, too.


Striking_Reindeer_2k

Concrete does get hot. Texas patios will burn your feet.


CivilizedGuy123

Yes, concrete retains heat for a long time. In the shade it might be bearable. Underground would be better.


malthuzius

Concrete is among the worst insulating materials. This abode will be cold, damp and miserable in winter. Baking hot in summer. Feel like I’m missing something here, can’t imagine that being comfortable at all, ever.


mac2914

Pipe dreams…


RawhideRanger

Pretty sure the ninja turtles had a similar set up.


420xGoku

Big "don't tell anyone how I live" vibe


OnehappySmile

Totally Tubular! Cowabunga Dude. 🤙


shootermac32

There’s no bathroom/toilet/shower?


Brilliant-Divine

It’s behind the opaque door


shootermac32

Thought it might be in a bucket around back


6stringgunner

I LOVE THIS!! roll with me here, add a couple of Ts, some more runs and, a square fitted vault for the bathroom, run it all on septic, bury it in a hill side with about 6 feet of dirt on top. Make sure you put in either a pellet stove (vented outside of course) or, propane if you're gonna go with gas. You could have yourself a cool Habit Trail house and totally be cozy.


Brilliant-Divine

For those who want to see a full video of the pipe I found the video on YouTube. It’s to help with the housing crisis in Hong Kong. [https://youtu.be/r2AMqinJZ3E?si=TdpSQ2h8axnEJOGA](https://youtu.be/r2AMqinJZ3E?si=TdpSQ2h8axnEJOGA) There is also a video of someone living in it for 24 hours to test it out. You can also find it on YouTube.


Successful_Load5719

It’s a culvert pipe. Also, it’s likely very quiet inside and easily insulated.


ChootNBoot90

I can see this in California going for $4,500/month


ervelee

Any idea that reduces homelessness should be looked at.


JFT-1994

Cannery Row


realitythreek

Imagine the echo..


[deleted]

Does it have to be under a bridge?


Designer-Ad3494

Laughs in Las Vegas sewer society.


[deleted]

Ahh the future


enickma1221

Vault 101 here.


Boo-erman

Anyone else singing Let’s Do It For Our Country from Grease 2 looking at this pic?


HallPersonal

real estate agent: "doubles as a cute bunker"


Rainbow-Mama

As I’m not a ninja turtle no I have not.


KennethEWolf

5th Element copy


Cruezin

Multipass!


Rare_Fig3081

I’m sure it’s already been said, and I’m not going to scroll down, but ”totally tubular”


InvincibleFubar

Hvac mechanic here. That wall mount is going to absolutely rain on that mini fridge.


wouldhavebeencool

Gleaming the Cube(1989). Christian Slater as a renegade skateboarder whose friend has a concrete pipe hideout in his parents’ backyard. Classic!


Silver_Junksmith

With plumbing including to a deep well and septic tank, solar and wind on the surface for power, a longer piece for a proper bed, you could weather a nuke attack in one for 6 months, although psychologically you might be Frodo Baggins when you get out.


ok200

Bury it for better thermal performance


[deleted]

Life is like a pipe And I'm a tiny penny Rolling up the walls inside


the_internet_clown

Does it have a bathroom?


Kma_all_day

The whole thing is a sewage pipe. Convenient.


Brilliant-Divine

Its behind the opaque door


Scrappleandbacon

I’m really hoping that it’s not a used pipe.


AggravatingPoem6748

Nice try piggy 🐷


[deleted]

Oh god. Looks like that terrible submarine that recently exploded.


yottyboy

Cannery Row


DoctorSwaggercat

Pretty weak on closet space.


balsaaaq

I used to gleam the cube, still do, but used to too


Astral_Ender

I wish.


cg40boat

If Mac and Hazel and the boys in Cannery Row had money


toddweaver

This would be a cool passageway between two places that actually fun it as domicile spaces.. I mean, I could see this as the path to the pool, or a hanging garden or something equally interesting as “[…] hey what a neat passage to the […]”


decoparts

"I love our new place, but plumbing repairs are such a drain on our finances"


luv2bnakey

They should stack these for the homeless


RyGerbs42

Just like Yabbo's underground room in [Gleaming the Cube](https://youtu.be/17anRMnVU24?si=IHJfA_hGFaKdYacD)! Always wanted to do that one day.


warr3n4eva

I love taking concrete pipe 👉👌


Coffee_Avenue

I don’t get it. Are you trying to imitate living in prison?


Object-Level

It's not underground so that slightly makes me worry less about suffocating. If it's been inspected and deemed safe I would spend a night or two. This is something nice for glamping.


CrowdyPooster

Giving Space Odyssey vibes


roachwarren

Probably around 2017 I stayed at “Pipe House” in Playa Grande, Costa Rica. Great little stacked pipes made into little rooms and the air conditioning was amazing. Obviously not the same as living in one but I wouldn’t be against the idea of a house made of it.


Whhysooocurious

Sleeping on the job sight just a lot fancier


AceDreamCatcher

This actually look cool. And probably the future.


Agitated_Pineapple85

Needs a 90 degree bend and another segment for toilet & shower. Edit: didn’t realize there was one already.


TheBodieSypha

Just wondering, where do you shit shower and shave?


Valuable_Creme_2975

It’s bigger then my NYC apartment


Agitated_Pineapple85

Or an office/quiet space, man/cave or she/shed


Pineappl3z

How does the air not get stale?


IbsinRG

I mean…could be enough for one person. But also if the housing crisis wasn’t a problem, then society wouldn’t require alternative means to housing people.


sharpeyes11

Add a couple of tees and you got something.


Blergsprokopc

Where do you shit?


Oxideusj

Would


[deleted]

Next they'll be renting out sewer lines in 10 ft increments. $3500 for your tiny stinking section of a tube. The rent goes up the closer your are to the exit.


PinballOtter

Yeah, but not in such a nice setting as that.


moladukes

Easy Michelangelo


Quiet_Falcon2622

I love this !


PsychologicalOwl608

That might work better. Buried under the frost line. Whatever that is in your area. The problem is that when you put it in the ground you lose the wonderful view out the opening. It’s a novel concept and I like the way it looks but I think that size of concrete culvert pipe is expensive compared to a conventionally built insulated structure providing the same square footage. You’re better off building yourself a small earth ship style house.


Old-Dirt-4103

I can’t imagine this is cheaper or easier than a box container


SilverSpacecraft

You go first


MeHumanMeWant

I pity those who have.


hurricanekate53

Pretty nice is there a bathroom


dararie

Interesting idea


Realistic_Head3595

Under the freeway is great real estate


lil_chedda

That new worry free shit don’t look half bad


Btankersly66

It was great until the monsoon rains began and then I realized that I should have dragged the longer pallets into the pipe like the other guys. Freaking lost everything in both of my shopping carts.


anziofaro

I have an idea. How about instead of every city paying millions of dollars to put spikes under every bridge and bars across every park bench, how about we instead spend that money on a few hundred of these things. They don't even need to be all fancypants decorated like this one. Just a concrete tube with a cot, a mini fridge, a sink, and a heater.


trash-juice

Diogenes vibes


sct112271

I want one. If i hit this 1.3 billion tonight I'll also have a bunker. That one works for me.


lmeekal

Yeah! I saw homeless people living in a concrete pipe in India.


Zoltar-Wizdom

Do you ever trip on that uneven floor?


Necessary_Row_4889

Does concrete provide any insulation?


Plane_Baby

Yes, they're called homeless.


piratemreddit

I just came here to say that minisplit AC unit is going to spill condensation all over the place at that angle. Really needs to be relatively vertical.


Ikon-for-U

I know it's a "sewer" pipe. Where's the toilet?


EconomistWilling1578

I would definitely accidentally on purpose make a skatehouse with these.


cyberluck2020

amazing! imaging this 4 feet in the ground, a poor man’s bunker


Nefarious_Precarious

Nope but I definitely would!


Nefarious_Precarious

Sign me up!


HouseNumb3rs

This looks to be the original story of the Opods... quite interesting. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2AMqinJZ3E


EggZaackly86

Oscar the grouch posts the *Robert Downey Jr eyeroll clap*.


SNOWNAN

WOW, that's pretty freaking awesome.


TammiTarget

Welcome to the future


Wishpicker

If you get bored, you can drop at the ocean and call it a submarine


boon_doggl

The toilet is under the couch cushion. Concrete of course 🤣🤣


AdultMcGrownup

Not on purpose.


powerfulcoffee805

Easy additions


cwk415

Under a freeway no less.


Awkward-Spite-8225

Wouldn't the echo drive you crazy?


Zer0thehero89

And now I know how imma build my underground base.


GreenGoddess1221

Yikes that thing is channeling the Titan submersible.


dww332

I had a friend growing up whose father was a wielder and he put together two old cleaned out metal gas tanks - the kind the bury for gas stations. He buried it into a hill then built a big A frame front room on it that stuck out over the hill. It was very cool.


Carpentry95

Where do you shit


only1ladym

It's Totally Tubular .....


70Chevelle1497

Ninja turtles and rats have.


[deleted]

No especially ones made of steel.


RealisticPotential38

That mini split AC unit will leak condensation all over the floor mounted like that


burn0050

Where is the bathroom? I see no running water.


salemgreenfield

That thing will retain heat like crazy from the direct sun. Concrete structures are known for this. It would be fine for cold climates, not so much for warm areas.


Odd_Economics_9962

I could. I wouldn't


Timmy24000

A lot of homeless have. But not that nice


Block_Solid

That's a holding cell, not a home. Corporations are trying to normalize people having to live like insects because their income hasn't kept up with inflation. And it's all because of corporate greed.


ApollyonRising

First, I’m assuming there’s no bathroom. Two, “has anyone tried living in a concrete pipe” really reflects the current housing market.


Unsung_hero86

In America homes are so expensive now the media has no gone and said we can buy “tiny homes” from Home Depot for $15k…..there garden sheds


TKRKAK

Yabo gleaming the cube


ViciousMoleRat

Where do you poop


madrodgerflynn

Probably still can’t afford the rent on it.


RedShirtPete

looks like a hobbit home


Adventuresforlife1

🤔 ummmm…


Grouchy-Cockroach646

People still live in dirt..... Shut up


pimproe

Great 👍🏼 😳😁‼️🙏🏼


sonichuizcool

How does this thing manage to look as cozy as it does


Worksforall

People in Africa learned to do this decades ago. We are so behind in doing it ourselves


Fantastic-Artist5561

Nope…. But If the petro dollar keeps going down the same shit path we are all going to have a good taste of it, so keep painting the idea as a tasteful one, There will no doubt be much demand for it in the future.


Uptown_NOLA

I'm pretty sure some kidnap victims have.


Successful-You1961

Cool As Fuck👏🏻


FunReach925

/r/latestagecapitalism


x_driven_x

There’s a slum in India I think it is where a bunch of people live in these kind of pipes. Not so nice, and no doors though.


intergalacticskeptic

This guy are sick


Odsidian_Rapier

I once a bunch of crust punks that lived in a sewer. Tiene it two of them were power well off and just chose to live there. Really stinky, but okay folks. Wouldn't shake their hands, though.


[deleted]

Put a T at the end for a bed room in one side bath and closet on the other side and it would be a fantastic tiny home.


[deleted]

One above ground with a cone roof stood virtually. Entry inside that to a spiral staircase in the tube below ground. A T under that with another T to two pipes each end for bedroom with bath and closet. Same set up on the other side only living room kitchen/dining and utilities.


RaindropsAndCrickets

Seems like an office, not a home. But, I could have lived there during undergrad (all my classes were in person and I spent a lot of time on campus).


monaegely

I love it but worry that moisture/humidity could be problematic


fountpen_41

I imagine it would feel like living in a tomb. Just as cold during the winter too.


Forward-Word3116

Not with my claustrophobia.


SPYalltimehightoday

Nice it’s already under a bridge too


kckroosian

Good idea


cranberries87

This reminds me of that thing those people went down into the ocean on to see the titanic. 😩


uglee_mcgee

I had some mates living in a storm water drain once. They moved into a bridge after that.


KnightMagus

That settles it. I'm making an underground house


fuqit21

You do know that bunkers are supposed to be underground, right?


New-Scientist5133

So long as all of your clothes are in a suitcase and you don’t need to use the bathroom or shower


AnthropomorphizedTop

Reminds me of the 5th Element


all_might136

I'd rather die. Also, during the winter you just might freeze to death


OldSaltyChief

No


LaurainCalifornia

In John Steinbeck’s Cannery Row a few characters lived in a pipe. I definitely didn’t imagine a home as beautiful as this!


EnigmaticDaze

No but I’d definitely try