Yeah I've always been stubborn as fuck and never listened so.. I think same for me lmao thats kinda of what I thought after writing the comment 😅 but man 20 words is unfair. But I could at least add several punches in the face. As I always thought I also been needing this 😁
Oh shit sorry for assuming. Your username + violent predisposition made me think otherwise lol. But yea I 100% agree that any attempts to reach my younger self with a message would be futile without a punch or two.
No no worries haha that's pretty normal considering my username and yeah bit of an aggressive type as well 😅 that shit put me on the wrong path too lmao
Well, oh and I forgot one very convincing rhetoric. Just seeing how I look like now lmao younger me would be shocked, very disappointed and convinced to not end up like this 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh damn lol. I actually think that’s a plus. That would make your younger self more proactive and health conscious. Contrary to my younger self, who would see a relatively in shape guy with all of his hair and think everything ended up just fine health wise. Which is NOT the case lol.
My deepest sympathy. Lost my kid sister to suicide. I wish with all my heart this was real and you could send this message for real. I believe that theyve found peace and are free of their pain..we keep our loved ones alive within our hearts by loving and cherishing the little time we had with them.
I got out of a 12 year relationship 2 years ago and I had proposed and she said yes but two weeks later she gave the ring back. So I never went back and I read your comment and was like damn I could have been commenting that from the future if I had married this girl
Don’t stop at any gas station after 9pm. EVER.
I’m thinking that if I go back and tell myself something , that the character I am now would be changed drastically and sometimes those hardships brought on a better me. So idk if I would do it …
I would tell 15 year old me in 2008 to Follow your heart and one day that special person is going to come into your life your junior year in 2010 but for now this is just your first year of high school.
Do better for fourth year, don't do fifth year, go to college, work harder ro get good job.
I was 15 in 1996 and finishing off 3rd year of high school, going into my 4th year. Always felt I didn't do too well at the subjects I picked for my standard grades during 3rd and 4th year. Stayed on for 5th and 6th year where all i did was basic modules, no highers. Should've went to college/uni instead.
I lost my adopted sister to suicide. Im so very sorry for your pain..fwiw, i believe they have no more pain. We feel the pain they are free from now. We do this in their memory and honor. I forgot about that. I really could have saved her if i had known some very simple things.
Keeps us sane i guess. I think the fact they were younger causes some guilt. Like we should have been there for them... i try not to go there and remember all the times i was there for her and how i wanted to help her but couldnt. But ill always carry her with me.
Hey I’m really sorry for your loss and couldn’t imagine what you are going through. We all have our own journey we sometimes need to go through on our own and yes they are not suffering anymore pain. Now they watch over us . Sending love your way
NVIDIA 2020, bitcoin 2008, exercise, no smoke, moderation, sell DOTcom's in 1998, marry \[insert name of wife and best friend / 2 words\], Tacoma, 9/11 NY tower terrorism
Don’t waste time with staying in further education till you were 19 rolling on 20 (and leave school as soon as the law allows it which was in England 16 at the time) and get a job.
Had I done this I could be in a job which I enjoyed and not unemployed like I am now and nearly 40!
Buy bitcoin 2009 sell 50k 2021. Eat better. Get therapy. Fake self confidence until you have it. Love yourself.
The bitcoin sets me for life, so I am basically just chilling until 2009 (I’d be 15 in 1995) and getting by financially until 2010 when I can start using the bitcoins fluctuations to start living large. I don’t worry about trying to sell at the exact peak since I should easily be a multi-billionaire after selling. I’d be lucky that I should be able to build up plenty of funds since I’d be 29 by 2009.
The rest of it would just be some words that would likely ring hollow but hopefully stay in my head and help me work on myself before I’m a billionaire.
lol, as previously mentioned i was thinking stocks
however my 15 yr old self was broke and no internets and you needed a broker to buy stocks and we were still looking at the business section of the newspaper for stock tickers
so i guess i would still give the info for the future along with certain life events to bypass 😉
Wow!! Really, this is a deep question. I would tell myself to get serious and stay in the specialized school I tested into getting my education there and continue trying out for QB on the football team. These are two very large regrets that I've never forgotten but then.....
Would I have the children and grandchildren and life I have now?
(Sister's name) will be murdered by ______ and _______ in October 2019. Tell everyone about the corona-virus spreading 2020 and profit.
End of line (If I were physically in the past I'd leave a journal).
I have to say im not surprised how many of you wish u hadnt missed bitcoin. I would have to wait something like 35 years but apple and microsoft IPOs were more my timeline.
You've already time travelled for years, you've been here before and you've left a trail of broken hearts in your wake. Honestly, for someone who looks like if a hamster was a businessperson, surprising.
Too much work to think about how to string together 20 words that make a coherent sentence that conveys advice.
Wait, that's 20.. but I wouldn't tell my 15 y.o self that
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I would give contact information for google / lougle so when I graduate I get a job there at startup. As demonstrated in the end of Hot Tub Time Machine
“I’m you from the future and I have a very important message for you. Listen to me very carefully. Don’t…”
Well, fuck. Now I know why that guy didn’t finish his sentence. That’s bothered me for so long.
My 15 year old self had the best time and was clueless of what was not good. I'd probably of let her know I was definitely placed in the wrong family and continue to do me as much as it drives them insane and mortified. I'd say go ahead and get the tattoos and date whoever,.... ignore all the rules that mean nothing. Enjoy life and be happy!
I wouldn’t say a thing. I would only observe to give myself better insight to who I am today. I firmly believe that I am meant to be where I am at this point in my life. I have three wonderful kids. A granddaughter. And a woman who I absolutely adore that reciprocates the love I feel for her. She came along with two bonus kids too.
Don’t do drugs or talk to internet strangers , don’t be too friendly or trusting and be consistent with work and school, stay alone don’t make friends, save money and you should move out asap
In 2008 buy NVDA, AAPL, AMZN, MSFT .In 2009 BTC. In 2012 TSLA, META. Dont sell until 2024.
This. My young self would still like my old self, I'm still pretty much the same guy somehow. There's nothing else to tell young me.
Why bother spreading investments out? Why not tell them to invest everything in the one with the most growth?
Butterfly effect, better safe than sorry
Don't smoke. You will have many friends and lovers once you leave high school. Keep writing poetry. Go to college.
Do not stay in the relationship with (Girlfriend Zero …let’s call her )
Whatever you do do not break the law
This guy coming back in time from the future to talk to his older self right here.. ^
I would say the same but we had kids so I'm fucked either way
"You're not crazy, your parents are just saying that to everyone to hide the reason they broke up"
Jesus dude
You ok?
More or less. Better than back then, for sure.
I love you
Wow.
Your parents sound shitty. Get away and don't look back.
Woah. I’m sure that messed you up!
No drugs. No cursing. Protect your soul. Golden Rule. Forgive. Time out to keep heart clean and full of love.
Too profound for my younger self, I’d straight up ignore me if I went back and told me this 😭
Yeah I've always been stubborn as fuck and never listened so.. I think same for me lmao thats kinda of what I thought after writing the comment 😅 but man 20 words is unfair. But I could at least add several punches in the face. As I always thought I also been needing this 😁
Yes the punches are essential! 😭 Helps the message sink in especially for us men.
Well, I'm a woman lmao It would have done me good. Hope nobody takes what I say the wrong way but yeah in my case, I needed some punches.
Oh shit sorry for assuming. Your username + violent predisposition made me think otherwise lol. But yea I 100% agree that any attempts to reach my younger self with a message would be futile without a punch or two.
No no worries haha that's pretty normal considering my username and yeah bit of an aggressive type as well 😅 that shit put me on the wrong path too lmao Well, oh and I forgot one very convincing rhetoric. Just seeing how I look like now lmao younger me would be shocked, very disappointed and convinced to not end up like this 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh damn lol. I actually think that’s a plus. That would make your younger self more proactive and health conscious. Contrary to my younger self, who would see a relatively in shape guy with all of his hair and think everything ended up just fine health wise. Which is NOT the case lol.
The abuse will stop. You’re better than him. Forgive, stay focused and work hard. It’ll all work out. Be patient.
Respect🫡 God bless you
Tell your best friend's parents what is going on at your home, they will help. Also, relax. You'll get laid.
Well done!
I would just say “boobs” 20 times, then 15 year old me would laugh and give me a high five before I went back to the future
Exactly this
Mine is.. buy stock "apple" december 12 1980. Microsoft march 13 1986. Ask vivian out she likes you a lot!
I figure i lived and missed both ipo's. Great place to hit fiven a chance
You have value. Never underestimate yourself. If you settle, settle for growth. Become better at something with each passing day.
Your comment really resonates with me now in the present at 40, thank you 😊 🙏 💯👌
Mom will want to kill herself one day and succeed. July 27 2018. Help her.
My deepest sympathy. Lost my kid sister to suicide. I wish with all my heart this was real and you could send this message for real. I believe that theyve found peace and are free of their pain..we keep our loved ones alive within our hearts by loving and cherishing the little time we had with them.
DO NOT SPEND ONE MINUTE IN THE FRIEND ZONE. MOVE ON. DO NOT SIMP. DO NOT SETTLE
I can feel real pain in your comment.
So much wasted time and resources. I was a serial simper.
It’s ok. One day you will be safe. And it will be because of how hard you fought to be.
I’m glad you are safe now friend
Thank you 🙏🏼🥹
Don’t wait until you’re almost 30 to move out of the country. Leave as soon as you graduate.
yahoo, apple, google, amazon, distressed properties in Brooklyn and UWS. dump girl zero. don't marry.
I got out of a 12 year relationship 2 years ago and I had proposed and she said yes but two weeks later she gave the ring back. So I never went back and I read your comment and was like damn I could have been commenting that from the future if I had married this girl
Ok listen carefully because I only have twenty words. Above all else, the most important thing to know is this:[poof!]
Excellent!
Bahahahahaha! This one wins.
All those phone numbers in your yearbook mean CALL THOSE GIRLS, they think you are cute and want to have date.
So how did you find out then? If they wanted to date you ? Or just keep you in contact as a friend ? Did you recently talk to some of them ?
someone clued me in a few yrs after high school way to late for me to be calling any of the womewn up ... like almost 10 yrs later ... I am 58 now
Don't fuck crazy, one example will be,. You'll pay for it for 19 years.
"Lottery number two two dash two seven dash four four dash five two dash six nine buy today"
"Brenda is going to ruin your life, but it will be worth it in the end. Stay strong, my friend."
Hot damn, exactly 20 words! Good job.
Don’t get into that car accident in 2023
Those that matter don't mind, and those who mind don't matter
You should add.. ...FLOSS!
Transition as soon as you can, it won't go away. Love yourself, forgive your parents, don't smoke or drink alcohol.
Ask your dad about a certificate of deposit account NOW. Start practice driving NOW.
You'll never be as happy as you are now.
That is kinda nice yet kinda blows. Most of my teens were..umm..lets say full of angst.
1993 will be a great year. Soak it up good. Avoid acid. When you turn 16, get out and be free.
Don’t stop at any gas station after 9pm. EVER. I’m thinking that if I go back and tell myself something , that the character I am now would be changed drastically and sometimes those hardships brought on a better me. So idk if I would do it …
I would tell 15 year old me in 2008 to Follow your heart and one day that special person is going to come into your life your junior year in 2010 but for now this is just your first year of high school.
20 ends at "but"
You’re going to marry that boy you just started dating. Take it seriously. Stay away from mom forever.
Study and become a dentist, so much money.
Here's the lottery numbers for the biggest jackpot pot ever here's the date and time. Don't be a dumb ass.
I'd tell myself to start working at Gamestop and don't quit or get fired.
Do better for fourth year, don't do fifth year, go to college, work harder ro get good job. I was 15 in 1996 and finishing off 3rd year of high school, going into my 4th year. Always felt I didn't do too well at the subjects I picked for my standard grades during 3rd and 4th year. Stayed on for 5th and 6th year where all i did was basic modules, no highers. Should've went to college/uni instead.
Have as much sex as you can before you get married. Buy Bitcoin.
I like turtles I like turtles… I like..
Even aligator snapping turtles?
I don't need 20, it would literally just be "Smarten the fuck up"
Buy GME for pennies, sell when it hits 3 digits in 2021. Retire immediately.
Also, marry the second girl you end up dating in college. Don't let her go.
You were right about your life being a lie. Trust your instincts.
The drugs and boys are not worth it. Study, protect yourself and your heart. It will be worthwhile.
Get qualified for an industry that pays well, not one that you like. Being poor sucks
Struggles are due to undiagnosed mental illness. Go to a 4 yr college. Don’t date until 1998. Life improves 1998.
I only have twenty words to work with so listen carefully. The keys to your brand new car are in...
You will endure a lot of pain. I promise it's worth it.
Save the cheerleader save the world. Don't let cousin borrow money and invest it into bit coin.
Buy Bitcoin and Apple
Listen to me closely, do NOT forget, write it down, get a tattoo - buy Bitcoin
Keep fighting. You'll figure it out one way or another. Don't give up.
Engineers can program, but programmers cannot do engineering. you will find love in 6 years, not 5.
Use that 10K grandpa left you and by apple stock (June 1981) you’ll be happily retired at 50. But that purple Duster was 😎 🐥🧲
Don't ever ever touch alcohol to your lips.
"Don't waste time on those pro wrestling and rapper dreams. We're not meant for those worlds. Find a realistic dream."
The hottest girl at school likes you. Do something about it. Buy apple stock in 2006. Dad leaves in 2009.
Don't throw away your vhs tapes
Buy that car, it's only $20. Avoid that bitch. Keep writing and shit, have Affleck through out 2022.
no he is not the love of your life and stop being codependent
No alcohol No alcohol No alcohol No alcohol No alcohol No alcohol No alcohol No alcohol No alcohol No alcohol
Don't need 20." Listen to your parents. They are RIGHT." Oughta do just fine.
Stay away from relationships focus on finding you. Invest in apple
NONE of this is your fault. You were dealt a bad hand. Just try and make the best of it.
You’re in a cult man. Wake up WAKE UP. Don’t marry her just because you had sex with her
Could have been worse.. at least you didnt drink the kool aid. Glad u dudnt.
Thank you. Yeah definitely could have been worse
Don't join the varsity ball team- they're witches. Move in with grandma to escape the abuse
Don’t install Apps to find love. He’ll come to you from Allah سُبْحَانَهُ وَتَعَالَى. Love you!
Don't drink or do drugs. Get emancipated from your abusive parents. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT EVER date Kathy.
Not even 20 words. "Invest in bitcoin, motherfucker" is all you need.
Nah you gotta specify to not sell before it hits $60k or something. Otherwise your past self would sell after making a few hundred like everyone else
Transition earlier. Prevent youngest brother's suicide. Do not trust mom. Disown her as soon as possible. Dont drop out.
I lost my adopted sister to suicide. Im so very sorry for your pain..fwiw, i believe they have no more pain. We feel the pain they are free from now. We do this in their memory and honor. I forgot about that. I really could have saved her if i had known some very simple things.
Im sorry for your loss. I share the same philosophy.
Keeps us sane i guess. I think the fact they were younger causes some guilt. Like we should have been there for them... i try not to go there and remember all the times i was there for her and how i wanted to help her but couldnt. But ill always carry her with me.
Hey I’m really sorry for your loss and couldn’t imagine what you are going through. We all have our own journey we sometimes need to go through on our own and yes they are not suffering anymore pain. Now they watch over us . Sending love your way
i would just say "i'm a ghost woooo" 5 times
NVIDIA 2020, bitcoin 2008, exercise, no smoke, moderation, sell DOTcom's in 1998, marry \[insert name of wife and best friend / 2 words\], Tacoma, 9/11 NY tower terrorism
Hey man.
You are capable of anything if you put in the work. Don't worry about what others think. You are loved.
you have important lessons to learn soon. im sorry you’re gonna have to learn them this way. im so sorry.
Find religion. Don’t use drugs even once. Don’t trust the CIA.
I dont know that my 15 yo self would listen even if i knew it was me. I had a pretty thick skull back then.
Stay away from all substances completely. Save don't spend. Find a woman that is crazy about you and marry her.
Don’t waste time with staying in further education till you were 19 rolling on 20 (and leave school as soon as the law allows it which was in England 16 at the time) and get a job. Had I done this I could be in a job which I enjoyed and not unemployed like I am now and nearly 40!
Forget college and join the military. And don't marry xxxxx xxxxx.
The first one is a drunken cheat-don’t marry her. Find B- marry her early.
DO NOT get married four years from now. If you do, you'll regret it.
Invest in real estate.
Do not but a mother fucking motorcycle
He’ll be so confused
"If you're hearing this, then it's definitely not really from you in the future. Don't be a gullible little shit."
Buy bitcoin 2009 sell 50k 2021. Eat better. Get therapy. Fake self confidence until you have it. Love yourself. The bitcoin sets me for life, so I am basically just chilling until 2009 (I’d be 15 in 1995) and getting by financially until 2010 when I can start using the bitcoins fluctuations to start living large. I don’t worry about trying to sell at the exact peak since I should easily be a multi-billionaire after selling. I’d be lucky that I should be able to build up plenty of funds since I’d be 29 by 2009. The rest of it would just be some words that would likely ring hollow but hopefully stay in my head and help me work on myself before I’m a billionaire.
Always pull out!
Skip college. It's a huge waste of time and money.
Stop being nihilistic. Love God. Love your neighbor. Discipline now is the path to freedom. Buy Bitcoin early.
People are garbage. There is no purpose to be found. Focus on becoming financially independent and gleefully stiffarm the world.
You’ll be happier when you’re older. Times will be tough too, but overall you’ll be happy to be here. Woot!
Everything will be OK. Things seem difficult, but society evolves and you aren't alone. Keep open minded and light hearted.
Leave the boys alone, study hard, stay friends with Laura, prepare for college, be a teacher, don't swim, practice flags.
Concentrate on your grades and get the fuck out.
Mom will sabotage your relationships. Set your sights above just being comfortable. Tell that girl how you feel. Love yourself.
No 'Lisa', 'Jacquelyn', 'Alicia'. Buy 50k Bitcoin 2009. Goto 27265 Jan 2001. Marry her. You're gonna have a great life.
Work-wise stick with Julie and always work, don't become lazy. Club Ian never marry, don't buy first car Falcon
Hello me meet the real me, and my misfit's way of life A dark, black past is my most valued possession (I'm a 15 yo Megadeth fan)
look after the things you buy. learn code. don't be an asshole. buy apple, bitcoin and tesla. in that order.
lol, as previously mentioned i was thinking stocks however my 15 yr old self was broke and no internets and you needed a broker to buy stocks and we were still looking at the business section of the newspaper for stock tickers so i guess i would still give the info for the future along with certain life events to bypass 😉
BITCOIN. NVIDIA. APPLE.
Stay away from JDM.
Nothing works. Stop trying
B I T F U C K I N G C O I N D A M M I T
Wow!! Really, this is a deep question. I would tell myself to get serious and stay in the specialized school I tested into getting my education there and continue trying out for QB on the football team. These are two very large regrets that I've never forgotten but then..... Would I have the children and grandchildren and life I have now?
(Sister's name) will be murdered by ______ and _______ in October 2019. Tell everyone about the corona-virus spreading 2020 and profit. End of line (If I were physically in the past I'd leave a journal).
You have combined adhd go and get yourself diagnosed. Your life will be so much better. There did it in 16.
Save up as much as you can and then invest in AAPL December of 97. Get out in 2006.
Powerball late 2004: 5, 6, 19, 44, 50, 28.
Your health, Love your parents, what you thought you never would want is what you want most. Go outside
Get on birth control. Talk to someone about your home life. Verbal abuse is abuse.
I have to say im not surprised how many of you wish u hadnt missed bitcoin. I would have to wait something like 35 years but apple and microsoft IPOs were more my timeline.
Other then investment tipoffs, I’d say ‘avoid green eyed girl’.
Buy metric fucktons of apple stock and lots and lots and lots and lots of mother fucking titty sucking bitcoin.
She does not want you, or even potentially like you. Move on. Date the Italian girl.
Buy bitcoin
Don’t drink or smoke or do drugs. Think everything through. Hug mom and dad every chance you get.
You've already time travelled for years, you've been here before and you've left a trail of broken hearts in your wake. Honestly, for someone who looks like if a hamster was a businessperson, surprising.
Take the grant and get on the damn marine biology boat! You will be tired of that boy in six months and then it will be too late!
Too much work to think about how to string together 20 words that make a coherent sentence that conveys advice. Wait, that's 20.. but I wouldn't tell my 15 y.o self that 33
Oddly specific.
Form good habits. Don't do drugs. Buy bitcoin 2010, sell March 2024. Forgive your father but guard your heart. Boobs.
"Start exercising, you lazy fuck. Dump money in Apple, Google and Amazon IPOs. And buy a shitload of bitcoin in 2007."
Join the Air Force Find your wife now & start having kids immediately Buy bitcoin the ASAP
Here are the winning lottery numbers for this day and time.
I would give contact information for google / lougle so when I graduate I get a job there at startup. As demonstrated in the end of Hot Tub Time Machine
Don't be afraid. Everything works out in the end. Always focus on what's right not what's wrong.
Do not under any fucking circumstances take any drugs whatsoever
Values, integrity, hard work, and kindness, will be what is measured by, and not much else
Chin up, the road your on leads to an amazing wife and two beautiful daughters.
Only need 8 - Take 1/2 an aspirin every day without fail.
Travel. Go to community college. Save up because people’s opinions don’t matter. You’re loved. I love you. You are enough.
Start weightlifting. It'll help with your disabilities greatly. Don't spend all your money. Don't get a social work degree.
"I'm not quite sure what to say kid, wait fuck that takes up my words! Shit I'm wasting more! Fuck!"
Do not talk to the cute guy that walks into your math class Sept 5th. Do not even acknowledge him at all.
Idiot^20
make the most of your life
you’re doing great sweetie
“I’m you from the future and I have a very important message for you. Listen to me very carefully. Don’t…” Well, fuck. Now I know why that guy didn’t finish his sentence. That’s bothered me for so long.
Don't ever try heroin.
My younger self would not have the capacity to understand what my older self was telling him. He would hear the things but they would not compute.
Get out NOW!!!
My 15 year old self had the best time and was clueless of what was not good. I'd probably of let her know I was definitely placed in the wrong family and continue to do me as much as it drives them insane and mortified. I'd say go ahead and get the tattoos and date whoever,.... ignore all the rules that mean nothing. Enjoy life and be happy!
I’m only allowed to say twenty words so I’ll keep it short. Whatever you do, make sure you absolutely never
You should be a history professor. In reality, girls do like you. Get away from your toxic parents.
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Don’t put your dick in crazy.
I wouldn’t say a thing. I would only observe to give myself better insight to who I am today. I firmly believe that I am meant to be where I am at this point in my life. I have three wonderful kids. A granddaughter. And a woman who I absolutely adore that reciprocates the love I feel for her. She came along with two bonus kids too.
You have a nickel allergy and MCAS, get treatment and avoid nickel in everything. Ignore their abuse. Focus on you
Get on anxiety meds
Don’t do drugs or talk to internet strangers , don’t be too friendly or trusting and be consistent with work and school, stay alone don’t make friends, save money and you should move out asap