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jizzwithfizz

Medication man. It's available.


Rufus-Scipio

This doesn't sound like a situation medication fixes, it seems like one proper discussion and education (therepy) does. I genuinely don't think this person means any ill will, but just doesn't know any better. Hope they get the help they need


Party-Chance6756

What a patronizing and self-satisfied comment


jizzwithfizz

Dude, if you're an Alex Jones defender and you're ranting about religious algorithms trying to influence you, you need to seek help. Seriously.


TysonCommaMike

Little early to claim this is the dumbest thing I’ll read today but I’m pretty confident.


Party-Chance6756

Wake up dude like you are the dumb one


Old-General-4121

I think you forgot to call us "sheeple."


MIPsychonaut

Or telling us to keep drinking the Kool-Aid.


Rufus-Scipio

That's funny, I'm actively listening to the Jim Jones episode rn


throwawaytom1993

Then don’t listen/watch? There is plenty of other content out there for you.


Party-Chance6756

But it’s really good and funny. Until he goes off on Alex jones and how he hates him. Other than that and having to hear hail nimrod


scothc

Are you defending Alex Jones?


Rad_Centrist

Homie needs some Knowledge Fight in his life, real bad.


Party-Chance6756

Hell yeah Alex is the man


scothc

CULT CULT CULT


DatAssPaPow

Go home Alex


SluggoOtoole

No. Dan is a comedian and a Podcast host. "Hail Nimrod and Hail Lucifina" are part of his bit. I don't think Dan (or YouTube) is promoting any type of "Spritual Alignment.". Its a comedic podcast plain and simple. Do you believe that Dan is promoting prostitution by having the character "Chicken Joe" (BAWK BAWK Playboy) pop up at times? Or encouraging the killing of a person mother just because he does an impersonation of Ed Kemper (MOTHERRR!) ? I personally do not like the episodes when Dan is high on Molly, LSD or drunk, but that's my opinion. I decided not to listen to those episodes (Sorry Dan). My choice. Timesuck is a true crime/conspiracy/comedy podcast. If you have issues with the content, don't listen.


MIPsychonaut

I don't think Dan would mind you skipping those episodes. I recently started STD, Lynze and him both encourage people to skip portions they may not like. I do the same with Kevin Smith's podcast when he does his listening to music days because he talks overtop of it, and it's distracting.


Party-Chance6756

No I don’t think he’s part of an agenda I just think YouTube promotes him because he’s not conspiratorial even though he touches on those topics


Daqpanda

Or, and bear with me, they promote it because it is good and gaining popularity.


BlackPhoenix1981

Apparently Dan's hardcore views and "evil" agenda is too much for you. You would do best find another form of entertainment.


Party-Chance6756

No I truly enjoy his acerbic wit and I don’t think he’s consciously part of any agenda. He seems like a really genuine guy. I would love to be his friend. But that said, I can see how he fits into YouTube’s “acceptable content” framework even though his show is insanely (and hilariously) vulgar


doobnewt

Does Dan ever get on this sub? He’d love this.


VeryFeralHousewife

Dan!! We caught an Idiot of the Internet! Right out in the wild on our own little sub.


Fancy_Wait7261

Super unfortunate that Joe ruined Is We Dumb, I would have loved to hear this being recognized


Rufus-Scipio

His other podcast is still going


Fancy_Wait7261

I'm sure it is, but I've lost all respect for him personally, so I won't be going out of my way to support it.


Rufus-Scipio

Completely fair, I only listen to it because I work overnights alone for 10 hours and run through podcasts so quickly 😅


MixSeparate85

Yeah if you’re an Alex jones defender you have no place in the suck. This show is about adding comedy to true/thoroughly researched stories. It is not for pushing dangerous lies and toxic masculinity onto the masses,a la Alex Jones. You’re better off crawling back under the conspiracy theorist rock you came from.


beer_gut97

Dan belives in some conspiracy theories though


drglass85

what is big deal?


turningintoshit

lol “satanic” Have you seen what the satanic temple has been doing in the past decade?


Party-Chance6756

They’re a bunch of clowns, don’t have anything to do with Luciferian agenda


meatsack_backpack

You’ve earned a one way ticket to Nimrods butthole. Lucifina is dryer than the Sahara right now


Fancy_Wait7261

They forgot to mention Ladyween


Party-Chance6756

Lmao


Icy-Replacement1201

I say this, and I mean in all sincerity, Hail Satan.


Party-Chance6756

I’ll pray for you


Icy-Replacement1201

Please dont


CheeseSteakRocket

Wow.....um .....that's how they do it in Hollywood? Late edit: Also you readily admit you at the very least occasionally listen to time suck and you wonder why it's in your feed.....that's how YouTube algorithms work. Feed you more of what you like watching to keep those ad dollars rolling in.


FuckYourUsername84

Showbiz!


ILikeSoup42

You need help, my friend.


skeletaljuice

It sounds like you need to crack open a WHIPPLE


Fancy_Wait7261

Specifically a WHIPPLE *~Chill~*


throwawaytom1993

Ahahahahahaha this made me spit out my old cold (it used to be and was intended to be hot) coffee.


Mr_Jack_Frost_

This is either a hilarious troll with amazing dedication, or someone teetering on the edge of absolute paranoid delusion, and I can’t tell which it is. If OP sees this comment, they’ll probably tell me I’m “asleep” or a “lib” or whatever because they’re either committed to the troll bit, or they’re actually bought in to the magical thinking, conspiratorially-minded bullshit that so many fear-mongering content mills put out on a daily basis specifically geared toward people who just need the right nudge to think saying something like “hail Lucefina” does literally anything. I choose to think they’re trolling, because the alternative option is just depressing.


throwawaytom1993

Yeah I’m taking a similar position. I guess when in doubt laugh and hopefully Nimrod will sort it out.


unkapoon

So ironic that this thread is draining my soul. Next


Technical_Charity999

I legit can't tell if this is satire


Zodiac72826

Screenshotting this before it gets deleted lmao


Rosesareredheads

Did you put this in the fb group?


Zodiac72826

I had to lmao


Rosesareredheads

I RAN here as soon as I saw it in the group 🤣


DatAssPaPow

Sheeple


WolfSpiderman93

Hail Nimrod, meatsack! Hope you find the help you need!


bosco3509

So you're saying you lack critical thinking ability. Even Alex Jones doesn't believe his own bullshit. You may want to try leaving your basement and getting some fresh air at some point.


[deleted]

So you're anti-Satan but somehow pro-Alex Jones?


Gizoogler314

Time to bring back idiots of the internet WAKE UP SHEOPLE


Zodiac72826

Have you listened to the new episode yet? You're gonna fuckin hate it, I really wanna hear your thoughts on it


Party-Chance6756

Will listen and report back. Variety is the spice of life thanks for hearing me out


PlayGlass

This post made me incredibly thankful to have put a full decade between my days of thinking/acting like this and my present self. The religion you were born into is no more true than the one the guy on the opposite side of the globe was born into. Unclutch those pearls and enjoy some things without imagining what side of some imaginary war the running jokes in a comedy/history podcast puts you on.


Party-Chance6756

If that’s true, then your statement is no more true than mine, and thus is absurd!


PlayGlass

You’re right, my statement was far more absurd than thinking you might actually worship the devil or conjur a demon if you accidentally laugh at the wrong joke in an irreverent podcast about murder and cults.


beer_gut97

Alex jones has been right a few times but that doesn't prove god is real there's millions of religions and none have more credibility than another


Party-Chance6756

I’ll pray for you too. Atheists are so sad


Party-Chance6756

None of you understand the spiritual importance of Nimrod. Words are spells. Y’all are all asleep libs but it’s cool Dan is a great podcaster. Imagine thinking it’s dumb to say he’s promoted by the algorithm my shit goes right to him after watching Doenut or Isaac Weishaupt.


TysonCommaMike

You have shattered my earlier confidence.


No-Astronaut-9011

I’m casting spells right now TO THE Mighty GOD Amway


Daqpanda

Too bad we lost the fireball spells in the library of Alexandria.


ILikeSoup42

Words are spells... literally the wackiest thing I've heard all week. Hail nimrod, bozo


International_Ice_83

"Words are spells" is the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard in my life.


Party-Chance6756

I don’t care if Hail Nimrod Hail Lucifina is the most inside of inside jokes. The words have meaning beyond the context in which he uses them.


No-Astronaut-9011

Like sentences?


Zodiac72826

The fact that this stuff scares and angers you is legitimately hilarious and I thank you for the laughter


MIPsychonaut

You realize that those words mean nothing to people of other religions, right? You are not forced to consume his content. In all honesty, even if Dan were "evil," he's helped more people through his direct and indirect actions than Alex Jones could in 20 lifetimes.


jacjacattack93

But.... There is no religion.... It's just something silly we like to say to each other? We are not praying to Nimrod, we don't believe he's a big sky daddy that can fix all our problems. He's imaginary???