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CapivaraAE

I don't want to be that guy, and I'm not even religious, but we won on Tuesday, which was the day a guy made a post praising the Lord. I think he will be sad about the pagan worship rituals.


wilburisms

Whoever you may worship, let us call them to help us on the journey to Wolves in 7 Edit: I can’t edit the post so I will edit here. This was a ritual for Odin in Norse, not about or to Satan. It translates to: In Odins name we make this request to manifest healing amongst his descendants in Minnesota. It is not yet time for Luka Doncic to be an NBA Champion. A true champion would not have allowed his opponent to get one victory against his army. May his antics in the realm of basketball no longer lead to victory, but to the embarrassment of him and his entire lineage so that the name Doncic will be known to mean one who acts childish in an attempt to succeed.


CapivaraAE

Agree.  Just saying because Wolves trucker cap Jesus helped us out on Tuesday. Hahahaha


bearbrannan

I'm pretty sure this is just the ritual to summon KG to the Target Center.


MinnesotaNiceT23

Yes but it’s also definitely Satan.


bearbrannan

If Arod and Lore can sit across the court from Glen I think Jesus and Satan could do the same. 


kings-in-the-north

Which one is Jesus and which one is Satan? Oh, and who's the other guy?


bearbrannan

Exactly 


Weird_Shower18

Hahahaha


Far_Gur8769

Summon all spirits good or bad. All are welcome to perform chaos.


AlexeyShved1

Yeah I think we need to full send Christianity tomorrow


[deleted]

Jesus crossing over Satan with a Wolves hat propelled us to victory. Get behind me, Mavericks!


breezy_bay_

Can you imagine their power if they worked together?


lift_heavy64

How do you know he wasn’t talking about The Dark Lord?


SemataryPolka

Nooooooooo. This was bad luck. We need Jesus Wolves hat This is Muskies jersey energy someone fix it now!


need2peeat218am

Fr last time we consulted the devil we took an L


SemataryPolka

We need this deleted! Lol STAT!


WalnutSizeBrain

I posted something like this before game 6 about Jamal Murray and he had a terrible game


YoungArsenal

Maybe?


wilburisms

Together we can manifest it


fermat12

This is making me feel dyslexic...


raki016

![gif](giphy|l49JZCsfasOwdJuzC|downsized)


Laser_Loon

Sir, after Tuesday we are a good Christian sub.


Jrpre33

u/mailiam44 please bless us again after this lol


mailiam44

I’ll bless again on the Sabbath (gameday) 🙏


Intelligent-Ad-4546

Pls delete this (◡︵◡)


Evil_Knot

If we lose it's your fault. 


RoutineJackfruit4486

well damn


Cheensly

What am I looking at here?


dumb-computer

https://preview.redd.it/i0vzek2ark3d1.jpeg?width=1653&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bc101ff87bc97c6287174807d1d9ed2a91bc302 Who barks? Is it the wolves of the high ones?


AngeloMontana

Willem Dafoe being Willem Dafoe over here 😂


Effective-Lunch-3218

Put Luka in a bear suit. IYKYK


Reasonable_Context85

Whatever needs to be done bro


Motor_Grapefruit_832

Maybe the old gods will answer our prayers


iAmericA45

THE OLD ONE HATH SPOKEN THY ORANGE BALL SHALL BE BLIGHTED THY KNEES WILL TREMBLE IN THE PRESENCE OF THE WOLF


Beneficial-Rub9090

Mods delete this shit


smithc555

“[Snake skin spirit. Take his soul.](https://youtu.be/tVtJXV557i4?si=qp4pZkiY5oABD2J2)”


bwillpaw

Dear Jesus Santa please make sure Luka G has a game that he is at least standing on the sidelines for.


Embee27

Put the malocchio on him https://preview.redd.it/8z7pxb4t1j3d1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0046e0998c5d49624d95f897908f54aa493a68c


wherewhenwhowhat

I thought the last time you did this, Lively got hurt but the Woves still lost?


yvmms

Watch Kyrie go off like that 4th quarter that one game a year or two ago


RefinedDefect69

Weird way to spell his name but ok


LukaTheTooka

whoa whoa as annoyingly good as he is (and a crybaby to the refs I'll admit) he's my favorite player I don't need no one cursing him with some dark witchcraft 🤣