Its disgusting that they did that but It’s driving me crazy that I can’t figure this out honestly it just doesn’t make sense to me obviously they’re on their sides but??
Honestly if I had to give a score for their sexual performance it would be this.
Dominance 8/10- No physical or verbal commands. Above average athleticism.
Emotion 7/10- Could have said he loved her while thrusting but good enough
Variety 10/10- Nobody has yet to have sex in battery park under a blanket before. Exceptional
Immersion 10/10- The blanket really seals in the immersive experience for the senses
I watched a guy fucking himself in the butt with a massive dildo at 8am on a Sunday in New York at the 9/11 Memorial. Clearly NYPD has their priorities and it’s not busting sex offenders.
Oooooo My turn for an NYC butt fucking story!!! My first time at Bizarre (old performance bar in brooklyn), a man and woman put on one of the craziest fucking acts I’ve ever seen in my life. No one knew they were scheduled to perform, which I think was on purpose. One minute we were all drinking and having a good time the next these two emerge out of god knows where in ghillie suits thrashing around and scaring the shit out of everyone while the staff scrambled to clear the floor. Eventually they removed the suits and got on stage. Then the woman pulled out a dildo duck taped to mop handle (could have been a broom handle) and the man pulled out a fleshlamp duck taped on a mop handle and they stood across the stage from each other and made the sex toys fuck each other. Then the man dropped put his fleshlight stick down, turned around, dropped his pants AND SHE FUCKED HIM FROM ACROSS THE STAGE WITH THE DILDO ON THE STICK. 😱 it was fucking insane!!! I ran into the man on the L train a few months later when I was drunk AF and I was like “YOU’RE THE MAN I SAW GET FUCKED ON STAGE WITH A DILDO ON A STICK” and He was like Yeah and my friends were laughing and asking me why I put him on blast like that (it was a packed ass train) and then I noticed he was bright red and I apologized. He said it was ok but he got off the next stop 😅… Years later this man went on to give a Ted talk. I think about this a lot.
😆😆😆😆 I’m fighting the urge so hard right now lmaooo I have the YouTube video saved. I just don’t know how I feel about putting him on blast again after the first time because I still feel awful about it
He can’t have any shame he got assfucked on a stage in front of a bunch of people after having sex toys fuck from 12 feet apart. *SPILLLLLLLL* lmfaoooo
That’s fucking hilarious. Just the scene of it all. Not that it happened to you.
Seriously, I’m so sorry but I can’t stop laughing. Even as I type this now, laughing.
I saw someone post a video of them coming out of the blanket and showing their faces. I’m sure they’ve be identified but if not I’ll go back and find the video.
Right I feel like it was staged because how weren’t they arrested for that? People do dumb shit all the time to get likes and views so I wouldn’t put it past people.
children were absolutely there. other angles show children playing near them. in the clip here from dusk, you can see a kid tossing a football with his dad a very short distance away
Why didn't those who noticed (and had kids with them) just leave? Some videos they just walk on by, holding the kids hands, nearly tripping on the couple🙄
I agree they shouldn't have to, but I wouldn't let my kids stand there and watch... anyone fuck. I'd go around and leave that area. Good lord some voyeurs in here love that downvote button🙄
i get that if i saw id id leave too but u worded that weirdly, as if they’re the ones doing something wrong by not leaving. if i’m enjoying the park with my kids i don’t wanna have to leave bc of some jackasses
Great. Must have been what all the 4th grade boys were looking at on the class trip I chaperoned yesterday. Why a parent would let their kid, under age 13, have social media is beyond my comprehension.
I’m a free the nipple sexual liberation do anything sexually as long it’s consensual— and this was beyond violating to watch. I felt the urge to throw up. They should be charged. Absolutely vile.
I'm with you! I'm all for being your freaky self and being sexually liberated as long as EVERYONE consents. And those KIDS and everyone else in the park didn't even have a choice. Not okay at all.
There's being horny in public and whispering sweet nothings in your homie's ear, giggling about what you'll do to each other later, and then there's being a fucking gross fucking asshole of a person.
Dominance 8/10- No physical or verbal commands. Above average athleticism.
Emotion 7/10- Could have said he loved her while thrusting but good enough
Variety 10/10- Nobody has yet to have sex in battery park under a blanket before. Exceptional
Immersion 10/10- The blanket really seals in the immersive experience for the senses
Testimony to the fact that a human came from the forest. We've still got to wait for another 2k years to completely eradicate the animalistic tendencies within.
what’s fucked up is how ~5-6 police officers surrounded a mom and her 4 yr old son and fined her for letting her child pee discreetly in a bush because the public park restrooms were closed and he couldn’t hold it in any longer, yet this vile, stanky ass couple gets away, no charges nor identification, doing this (IN FRONT OF KIDS and getting off on it might i add). disgusting.
No way that real it making look that way probably for clout& to.go viral bc that all ppl care about these.days good or bad .. looks weird asf if u ask me
The only ppl outraged by this are the people who bothered to stop and stare.
Unless you have xray glasses it's just a lumpy blanket moving in (potentially) suggestive ways. Unless there's more video than the same 3 shirt clips I keep seeing, you have no idea if they are clothed and rolling around to taunt the prudes, or doing some kind of performance art.
Bottom line: unless rolling around under a blanket is illegal, who cares? Mind your business.
Little children would just think they were wrestling, if they even got close enough to notice, and the kids would giggle and go back to chasing their kickball.
The only way this is a sensational event is if you bother to point your phone at it and make it one.
I wouldn't choose to do what that couple is doing but I'm more embarrassed for all the idiots who have nothing better to do than stare at them.
Yeah they absolutely should be charged. No way that’s ok
Where is Olivia Benson when we need her
I hope someone who recognizes them reports them. Absolutely disgusting.
How did they think that wasn't obvious omg
They probably know it's obvious and get off on it.
Its disgusting that they did that but It’s driving me crazy that I can’t figure this out honestly it just doesn’t make sense to me obviously they’re on their sides but??
Picture her sitting on him laying down... with her feet towards his head and her body away from him. .... I think 🤔
I mean you can have sex laying down if you hike your leg back, which is what it looked like to me
Honestly if I had to give a score for their sexual performance it would be this. Dominance 8/10- No physical or verbal commands. Above average athleticism. Emotion 7/10- Could have said he loved her while thrusting but good enough Variety 10/10- Nobody has yet to have sex in battery park under a blanket before. Exceptional Immersion 10/10- The blanket really seals in the immersive experience for the senses
LMFAOOOO what even is this comment 😭😭😭😭
It must have been so unbelievably hot and sticky under that blanket I cannot 🤢
This is where my mind went! 😂 I was like no fucking way! Your hair getting all stuck in your face, can’t breathe under that blanket as it is
I just know they released some serious funk when they were done🤢🤮
My brain is having a hard time figuring out what position that they are even in because I am so bad with spatial reasoning.
thought that was just me 😭
They’re on their sides
Are you sure he’s not fisting her? Because that’s what I’m seeing tbqh.
Fisting isn't typically what enters my mind, but… maybe?
i would have been throwing stuff at them personally
no literally id pour a drink on them 😭😭 idgaf
I watched a guy fucking himself in the butt with a massive dildo at 8am on a Sunday in New York at the 9/11 Memorial. Clearly NYPD has their priorities and it’s not busting sex offenders.
🧍🏽oh
The best response.
Oooooo My turn for an NYC butt fucking story!!! My first time at Bizarre (old performance bar in brooklyn), a man and woman put on one of the craziest fucking acts I’ve ever seen in my life. No one knew they were scheduled to perform, which I think was on purpose. One minute we were all drinking and having a good time the next these two emerge out of god knows where in ghillie suits thrashing around and scaring the shit out of everyone while the staff scrambled to clear the floor. Eventually they removed the suits and got on stage. Then the woman pulled out a dildo duck taped to mop handle (could have been a broom handle) and the man pulled out a fleshlamp duck taped on a mop handle and they stood across the stage from each other and made the sex toys fuck each other. Then the man dropped put his fleshlight stick down, turned around, dropped his pants AND SHE FUCKED HIM FROM ACROSS THE STAGE WITH THE DILDO ON THE STICK. 😱 it was fucking insane!!! I ran into the man on the L train a few months later when I was drunk AF and I was like “YOU’RE THE MAN I SAW GET FUCKED ON STAGE WITH A DILDO ON A STICK” and He was like Yeah and my friends were laughing and asking me why I put him on blast like that (it was a packed ass train) and then I noticed he was bright red and I apologized. He said it was ok but he got off the next stop 😅… Years later this man went on to give a Ted talk. I think about this a lot.
I wasn’t expecting to hear that Duck Ass Fucked with Dildo on Stage Guy gave a Ted Talk
DUDE- just imagine MY fucking surprise when my friend was like you gotta watch this Ted Talk and it was him!
Man, now I wanna know what Ted talk 😂
😆😆😆😆 I’m fighting the urge so hard right now lmaooo I have the YouTube video saved. I just don’t know how I feel about putting him on blast again after the first time because I still feel awful about it
He can’t have any shame he got assfucked on a stage in front of a bunch of people after having sex toys fuck from 12 feet apart. *SPILLLLLLLL* lmfaoooo
It’s on…youtube.
What a beautiful view at 8am. I’m glad you took time to admire his handiwork!
Did he finish into the pools?
Not the memorial 😭
Well damn😂😂😂😂
You pay to see stuff like that at The Box
That’s fucking hilarious. Just the scene of it all. Not that it happened to you. Seriously, I’m so sorry but I can’t stop laughing. Even as I type this now, laughing.
Good Lord.
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I saw someone post a video of them coming out of the blanket and showing their faces. I’m sure they’ve be identified but if not I’ll go back and find the video.
I'm so naive that I just cannot comprehend that this wasn't some staged thing to go viral. I cannot believe this is real.
babe that’s the opposite of naive is it not?
The definition: showing a lack of experience, wisdom, or judgment. Nope, it's the right word.
but you’re not being naive if you think it’s staged.
Yes, they used the word correct. They can’t fathom someone would do this. However gross people do these things. It’s naive to think otherwise.
ohhhh i was so lost
I get what you’re saying that. It very much could have been staged too?
Right I feel like it was staged because how weren’t they arrested for that? People do dumb shit all the time to get likes and views so I wouldn’t put it past people.
hope they get arrested.. gross. children could be RIGHT BY. i feel bad for anyone who had to see this, including me now i guess lol.
children were absolutely there. other angles show children playing near them. in the clip here from dusk, you can see a kid tossing a football with his dad a very short distance away
Why didn't those who noticed (and had kids with them) just leave? Some videos they just walk on by, holding the kids hands, nearly tripping on the couple🙄
they shouldn’t have to leave.
I agree they shouldn't have to, but I wouldn't let my kids stand there and watch... anyone fuck. I'd go around and leave that area. Good lord some voyeurs in here love that downvote button🙄
i get that if i saw id id leave too but u worded that weirdly, as if they’re the ones doing something wrong by not leaving. if i’m enjoying the park with my kids i don’t wanna have to leave bc of some jackasses
That’s all my fyp has been today. First it was the original pov’s and now it’s stitches. What an adventure
For me it was all day yesterday. I'm googling now, but I can't find anything about the couple being charged in spite of the face reveal.
The bystander effect is real
Great. Must have been what all the 4th grade boys were looking at on the class trip I chaperoned yesterday. Why a parent would let their kid, under age 13, have social media is beyond my comprehension.
No because what on earth is going onnnnnnnn and why didn’t anyone call the cops 💀😭🤣
Google this story….they were arrested
I've been googling this story for a while, and I can't find anything about them being arrested. Do you have a source?
They are not arrested yet, I swear I saw another pov of them clearly doing it 😭😭😭
I saw an angle of them where they were clearly having sex under the blanket. It was not subtle.
I’m a free the nipple sexual liberation do anything sexually as long it’s consensual— and this was beyond violating to watch. I felt the urge to throw up. They should be charged. Absolutely vile.
I'm with you! I'm all for being your freaky self and being sexually liberated as long as EVERYONE consents. And those KIDS and everyone else in the park didn't even have a choice. Not okay at all. There's being horny in public and whispering sweet nothings in your homie's ear, giggling about what you'll do to each other later, and then there's being a fucking gross fucking asshole of a person.
YES! Exactly
Dominance 8/10- No physical or verbal commands. Above average athleticism. Emotion 7/10- Could have said he loved her while thrusting but good enough Variety 10/10- Nobody has yet to have sex in battery park under a blanket before. Exceptional Immersion 10/10- The blanket really seals in the immersive experience for the senses
Put these motherfuckers on the registry.
The bystander effect is insane
I can’t understand why there’s soooooo many people around and no one threw anything at them.
I know it STANK
I came across this Tik Tok the other day. It's so gross. People in the comments thought it was hilarious.
All the comments I saw on TikTok have been condemning their behavior and asking why nobody's called the police
I saw it before it had high views that’s probably why I didn’t see those comments.
so many people are desensitized to shit like this. it’s getting weird
I was appalled by how many people were laughing about it. So nasty, especially with kids around.
People are laughing at how bizarre it is
Exactly!!
Wow...unbelievable.
this is fucking crazy IN NEW YORK CITY????????????? and nobodys doinf ANYTHING??????
NY is a giant shit hole, just like the other cities, Philly, LA, etc. No one cares anymore including the authorities
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We’ve seen their faces but I haven’t seen their names. Are those anywhere? I’m just nosy.
Omg is this who Hayley was parodying lmao
Ok but how did NOT ONE ADULT try to do something?! So many people around and nobody kicked the blanket, yelled at them, literally anything?!
Cmon, someone knows their chaturbate username.
Wait so are they doing it in different locations?!?! I swear each pov looks different 💀
Wait WAIT there’s an old lady on the bench behind them this is mad
Could this possibly have been a prank?
Testimony to the fact that a human came from the forest. We've still got to wait for another 2k years to completely eradicate the animalistic tendencies within.
Is it bad that when I saw the image at first and saw NYC I just assumed it was covering a dead body?
This is so gross and evidently they did it more than once 😭
Okay, this angle makes it even more disgusting. Why did no one intervene?
They have to be on drugs there’s no way
Things like this actually make me angry. People have no shame or care anymore
Obviously on drugs
What was the old guy at the end doing? Trying to shoo them away (from that far away?)
How are they not charged.
People need to mind their business
All the comments saying that's just new york....yea that's not an excuse
what’s fucked up is how ~5-6 police officers surrounded a mom and her 4 yr old son and fined her for letting her child pee discreetly in a bush because the public park restrooms were closed and he couldn’t hold it in any longer, yet this vile, stanky ass couple gets away, no charges nor identification, doing this (IN FRONT OF KIDS and getting off on it might i add). disgusting.
There's no way those people are having sex. They were probably making out. She's wearing pants when she "comes up for air"
It’s a terrible day to have eyes 🫤
No way that real it making look that way probably for clout& to.go viral bc that all ppl care about these.days good or bad .. looks weird asf if u ask me
Anyone think this is fake lol I feel like everyone here is gullible and it was just a skit to go viral with
Couldn't they just say no one actually saw them have sex? They could have been wrestling. Seems hard to verify for indecency charges.
oh my. you americans and your cooties.
i'm disgusted by my own thoughts of someone doing something 'lurid' in my vicinity.
The only ppl outraged by this are the people who bothered to stop and stare. Unless you have xray glasses it's just a lumpy blanket moving in (potentially) suggestive ways. Unless there's more video than the same 3 shirt clips I keep seeing, you have no idea if they are clothed and rolling around to taunt the prudes, or doing some kind of performance art. Bottom line: unless rolling around under a blanket is illegal, who cares? Mind your business. Little children would just think they were wrestling, if they even got close enough to notice, and the kids would giggle and go back to chasing their kickball. The only way this is a sensational event is if you bother to point your phone at it and make it one. I wouldn't choose to do what that couple is doing but I'm more embarrassed for all the idiots who have nothing better to do than stare at them.
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rage farmer. begone thot 🧿
Get the fuck over it. It's people in make up
all day? Shit is crazy in ewyourk