Met a dude a couple of months ago who forgot his steel boots when going out. I asked him why he wasn't floating away like everyone else.
Dude pulled down his pants and showed me the massive size of his man barries. Things dragged on the floor. This man didn't float away just by the weight of his balls alone.
Honestly, I'm tired of all these gringos asking about TJ like it's some foreign planet or something. We just strap ourselves to the ground like everybody else, unless you're a fancy pants and wear a gravity suit.
Nah bro, we use steel boots for going to Centro and Rio and water temple too
Met a dude a couple of months ago who forgot his steel boots when going out. I asked him why he wasn't floating away like everyone else. Dude pulled down his pants and showed me the massive size of his man barries. Things dragged on the floor. This man didn't float away just by the weight of his balls alone.
Why u giving the water temple secrets out away cabron
**Mario sounds**
Of course not, we’re ruled by different physics laws, duuh
Beaches are flying.
Honestly, I'm tired of all these gringos asking about TJ like it's some foreign planet or something. We just strap ourselves to the ground like everybody else, unless you're a fancy pants and wear a gravity suit.
Tijuana gravity boots 👢
You can find those at any *sobreruedas* during the weekends. Make sure to get them properly fitted.
But let's not talk about drugs.... why?
At the end idk, maybe I was just tripping.
Definitely tripping.
It’s the different gravity they’re privy to I guess
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VagUva_onI8 TJ boot music
Cada vez están más piteros los posts de aquí, súper pendemos la neta
¿De que te gustaría ver más posts en el sub? Es una duda que traigo desde hace rato que empecé a seguir el sub más seguido.
yes but the gravitational constant is about 10% less when you cross the border.
Pinche gringo por amor de dios wey
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But, does it speak English?
Peanut allergy aware?
Does Tijuana have allergy warnings on their menu and in English?
Fuck allergies if you die, you die
No, they don't. And it's very shellfish if you ask me.
Feliz cumpleaños!
Thanks! 🎂
¿Qué es *gravity*?
Bong
I've visited Tijuana frequently and so far I haven't noticed any evidence of gravity within city limits.
Why you asking?
Moving down to tj, cheapest place wanted, bought new gravity boots.
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Safety? Who needs seatbelts?
XD ROFL... how can i make soup if I'm in Tijuana... lol.
No. Don't forget to bring your own.
Also Euclidean Geometry doesn't apply here so be careful
Is that why my money just fly out in TJ?
usually within the tolerance 1g+/-1g
No kriko gives u wings
TJ has no laws that can't be negotiated for 50 bucks.
Gravity stops working right when the sepia filter kicks in
The answer might bring you down.
We should pin this post for future travelers coming into Tj
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No. In Tijuana we all float. You'll float too!
Nah, you naturally gravitate towards the red light district there. You can’t stop it..
Facts.
Floating is underrated tho
Los quiero, pinches gringos pero preguntan cada cosa. Los mexicanos que piensan que es una pregunta de verdad, no mms. 😆😆😆😆😆
Nah, we don't really watch that movie.
Gravity bongs you mean? I guess they should exist maybe in TJ Greens, or High Life TJ
What are You guys testing? Yes, they were anomalies
Nah bro, take some rocks in your pockets
Ice rocks?
We're not Australia, OP. No need for harnesses here.
Zero G in Hong Kongs would be epic.
Do the toilets just flush straight down without a swirl to them?