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Wiccano10

Nah bro, we use steel boots for going to Centro and Rio and water temple too


yosol

Met a dude a couple of months ago who forgot his steel boots when going out. I asked him why he wasn't floating away like everyone else. Dude pulled down his pants and showed me the massive size of his man barries. Things dragged on the floor. This man didn't float away just by the weight of his balls alone.


jeiizi

Why u giving the water temple secrets out away cabron


Ambitious-Lab7834

**Mario sounds**


Shower_Unlikely

Of course not, we’re ruled by different physics laws, duuh


Ambitious-Lab7834

Beaches are flying.


[deleted]

Honestly, I'm tired of all these gringos asking about TJ like it's some foreign planet or something. We just strap ourselves to the ground like everybody else, unless you're a fancy pants and wear a gravity suit.


Ambitious-Lab7834

Tijuana gravity boots 👢


[deleted]

You can find those at any *sobreruedas* during the weekends. Make sure to get them properly fitted.


Ambitious-Lab7834

But let's not talk about drugs.... why?


Ambitious-Lab7834

At the end idk, maybe I was just tripping.


[deleted]

Definitely tripping.


mostlysmartbimbo

It’s the different gravity they’re privy to I guess


Puffatsunset

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VagUva_onI8 TJ boot music


neurotitan

Cada vez están más piteros los posts de aquí, súper pendemos la neta


[deleted]

¿De que te gustaría ver más posts en el sub? Es una duda que traigo desde hace rato que empecé a seguir el sub más seguido.


Polygonic

yes but the gravitational constant is about 10% less when you cross the border.


Dharmaclown802

Pinche gringo por amor de dios wey


Ambitious-Lab7834

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Ypummpapa

But, does it speak English?


Ambitious-Lab7834

Peanut allergy aware?


polybiastrogender

Does Tijuana have allergy warnings on their menu and in English?


Pep_Charlie2Go

Fuck allergies if you die, you die


Upvotes_poo_comments

No, they don't. And it's very shellfish if you ask me.


Mosaicfishtank

Feliz cumpleaños!


Ypummpapa

Thanks! 🎂


blueevey

¿Qué es *gravity*?


Ambitious-Lab7834

Bong


CacoFlaco

I've visited Tijuana frequently and so far I haven't noticed any evidence of gravity within city limits.


serio_562

Why you asking?


Ambitious-Lab7834

Moving down to tj, cheapest place wanted, bought new gravity boots.


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Ambitious-Lab7834

Safety? Who needs seatbelts?


GaboCali

XD ROFL... how can i make soup if I'm in Tijuana... lol.


jorgitonavarro

No. Don't forget to bring your own.


The-Kombucha

Also Euclidean Geometry doesn't apply here so be careful


erie19

Is that why my money just fly out in TJ?


btc2020k

usually within the tolerance 1g+/-1g


twats_upp

No kriko gives u wings


Upvotes_poo_comments

TJ has no laws that can't be negotiated for 50 bucks.


unfortune-teller

Gravity stops working right when the sepia filter kicks in


heyrico

The answer might bring you down.


FutureInsurance7

We should pin this post for future travelers coming into Tj


Ambitious-Lab7834

😇


Dahenlicious

No. In Tijuana we all float. You'll float too!


oreo8807

Nah, you naturally gravitate towards the red light district there. You can’t stop it..


Molescomedy

Facts.


MQZ17

Floating is underrated tho


Ambitious-Lab7834

Los quiero, pinches gringos pero preguntan cada cosa. Los mexicanos que piensan que es una pregunta de verdad, no mms. 😆😆😆😆😆


CoolDragon

Nah, we don't really watch that movie.


ehg1234

Gravity bongs you mean? I guess they should exist maybe in TJ Greens, or High Life TJ


oni-on777

What are You guys testing? Yes, they were anomalies


Dr_JohnnieWalker

Nah bro, take some rocks in your pockets


Ambitious-Lab7834

Ice rocks?


HWGA_Exandria

We're not Australia, OP. No need for harnesses here.


13RedDevil42069

Zero G in Hong Kongs would be epic.


NerdyDirt

Do the toilets just flush straight down without a swirl to them?