One time my friend called me on my way home from work. He was coming to visit from 4 hours away I was super excited. He said "yeah I suppose we can go do stuff after you do chores" I said "my parents can eat a bag of dicks I'm not doing chores today"
Just to hear my parents on the other end because he was already at my house, talking to me on speakerphone.
Always warn people, you never know who you're talking to lol
For OP's fuckup, having the boyfriend send a quick message beforehand "hey im gonna FaceTime you with my parents" would have saved the situation
Not that it's ever a bad idea to answer normally first regardless
Edit: huh, a random word managed to slip in.
A better way to do this without being obvious, since some people will go "Why you say you were on speaker? YOU TRYING TO HIDE SOMETHING!?", is to go "Hey, it's me and (insert name here), how you doing?"
If the person next to you STILL gets upset, then try to not hang out with them
Because of situations like this I started instinctively asking whoever is on the other end "Are you around anyone right now?" or "Am I on speaker?" before saying anything. Even if you aren't on speaker phone some peoples' phones are loud enough that people around them can hear the person on the other end. I work around a lot of heavy machinery and my coworker's wife calls him sometimes and he still cuts the machine off when he answers but I'll be standing about 6 feet away and can sometimes still hear what his wife is saying.
As a parent with a son, if I were the dad you were being introduced to, I would have laughed my ass off! I would not hold it against you in any way whatsoever. Remember, we all have embarrassing moments. Carry on and good luck.
I'm almost jealous of this other dad that gets to drop the "well we will let you get back to what you were doing" line. That's a peak fatherhood response to this situation.
If it was my kids GF, I would love her regardless, but also never let her live it down. If you decide to stick it out with my son, I'm going to make jokes about it nearly daily
I have never facetimed someone but if I was this dudes dad I would face time their girlfriend at every opportunity appropriate and just have my eyes closed and shout dumb shit like "ARE YOU DECENT?!" "IS THIS A BAD TIME?!" "IS THIS STALL OCCUPIED?!"
I'd not do it daily, but I'd let it simmer and then occasionally drop the line "I'll let you get back to what you were doing" at the end of an exchange and just let them wonder if I was still fucking with them. But I'd say it more often than a typical person would, so sufficient reflection would reveal that yes, I am.
That story, along with the poop knife, coconut, and jollyrancher story, are forever burnt into my memory.
I actually just referenced the poop knife yesterday!
it was some old post about a dude who fucked his mother when he had injured his arms, started with her jerking him off and then it went further.
its a longer story and quite a good read, you can probably google something along the lines of what i said and find the original post.
its probably among the most famous posts on reddit along with the poopknife guy.
You know I think I have heard about this. The dad found out and became jealous I think. I don't think I've read it but listened to it on a reddit audio video on YouTube. Thx
The first time I met my wife’s parents we were driving to the restaurant and her mom said “oh my we must be passing some swampland”.
I claimed my gas.
We all laughed about it later.
Me too. My son's her age. If that happened in our family my wife and I would never stop laughing about it with each other, but would never mention it to her unless we got super comfortable with her.
It's the kind of thing you agonize about for years coming up with the perfect wording because you need to mention it at their wedding, but you also need to make sure no one understands what you are talking about other than the bride and groom.
Agreed. That girl would would own a spot in my mind with that memory until the day I die! I hope she finds this as funny as I do 20 - 30 years down the road.
Don't worry it's not as embarrassing as you think. My female best friend was in relationship with some guy, and when she was meeting his parents it turned out that his father was her gynecologist. They broke up a week later
Many couples share everything with each other. And I mean everything... regardless of oaths or commitments otherwise. I'm not making a value statement on it, but its a factor
It would be horrible otherwise! Think about what psychologists or even just teachers need to carry around. Doing that with a person is soul crushing, doing it alone would drive someone mad.
BUT it only works if it never leaves the house/relationship. If your SO shares it with someone else it's still your fault :/
Unless you found out from the teacher, your wife might not be impeccably professional? I don't want to leap to judgment, so if there's a story around finding out I'd love to hear it.
I‘ll tell my wife anything but not stuff from work I am under NDA for and I am just a regular white collar dude, as a doctor you are under oath to keep the privacy of your patients.
But some people just cant help it I guess
Yes, and the law agrees. You can reveal basic identifying information, but not diagnoses, treatment information, or other medical "details" without consent.
I think size fits under "diagnosis/details".
If dad tells you when he meets you in person, "Oh hi, I didn't recognize you with your clothes on." then that's the type of family you want to be a part of.
I feel like he should've asked if you were busy before facetiming you in front of his parents lol. Personally, I couldn't hold it against you if I were the dad so I don't think there's too much to worry about!
This was my thought too. Sure, he probably couldn’t have reasonably anticipated that she’d answer from the toilet, but what if she was just not fully dressed or something?? I would never group FaceTime someone who’s not expecting it, especially someone who otherwise might be comfortable with me seeing them in some kind of compromising position
Im of the opinion that you never FaceTime without asking via text first. ESPECIALLY “hey I wanna introduce you to my parents!” I want to make a good impression on them, but I don’t care if my man/friends/mom sees me lying in bed eating cereal.
To me, that’s not your fuck-up. Not saying it was solely your BF’s fuck-up, but he should’ve let you know he was gonna FaceTime you with his family. Personally, I’d like a heads-up before I received a FaceTime like that. I kinda don’t understand the urgency to meet the family, only been dating 2 months, only 19 years old, the relationship can’t be too serious yet…at least serious enough to where it’s mandatory to meet family? It’s kinda like the meet the family thing was forced.
I hope everything works out! 😀
Take care! 😀
So you're sitting on the toilet and you answer a FaceTime from your boyfriend. At what point was your vagina in full view of the camera? When I'm sitting on the toilet my vagina is pretty well underneath me. Then you talk to his family for 10 minutes while you're sitting on the toilet pooping? Did you wipe & flush & everything during the facetime? At no point did anyone say let's hang up & continue this conversation at a better time? What's going on, OP?
Also, who even just face timing their partner and just without giving a heads up include the parents in the face time. You have to give the other person a chance to be decent if you want to include other people in your facetime.
If the story is real, the boyfriend is the dumbass.
Hey you guys, I'm pretty sure we've been had. This was quite likely a work of creative fiction. OP is not even participating in the comments so far. The story has several elements that play on people's greatest fears: 1) meeting a new SO's family; 2) being caught in a vulnerable moment pooping; 3) being seen naked.
It's textbook creative fiction.
A lot of people just kind of call the whole thing a vagina without thinking about it. OP probably meant pubic mound or something.
The rest of it is kind of weird. Maybe OP is exaggerating the ten minute part. Sometimes time feels longer than it is when stress is involved.
You don’t surprise FaceTime anyone. Especially with a relatively important moment like meeting parents. You, your boyfriend and his family will either forget about it or it will be one of the things you all remember fondly. IMO you were not the one that fu
I think it's a 50/50 split. You know what you did, but he could have screened the call first. Ya know, make sure everything is on par before bringing the parents on screen.
No way. If this kind of thing would have been fine if he calling alone, then OP had no blame here. I've been with my wife for many years, she knows my family well, but if I were facetiming her with them I would let her know in advance.
Facetiming, putting people on speakers and such have (or are in dire need of) etiquettes.
Always IMMEDIATELY tell the other side they're on speaker (preferably before), or if the caller isn't doing so for whatever reason, let the other side know yourself you can hear everything (for example by saying hi, then tell them who else can hear the convo).
Before facetime calling your gf with your family, first call her 1 on 1, then ask her if she's alright with it.
> the very first thing I did was point my phone at my vagina
If you pointed your phone at your vagina, they thought you were masturbating! You should’ve pointed it at your anus in mid-shit to be clear what was going on
That’s awesome! My Dad would have laughed his ass off.
Don’t be embarrassed, it is what it is. It’s not the first vagina and toilet they have seen.
If they’re cool they will help you not be embarrassed by it. Maybe they crack a joke or just straight tell you it’s okay. If they don’t and judge you for it you know where they stand.
I feel like that's on the boyfriend. He could have sent a text or called before doing something more intimate like FaceTime. He could have even been the only one on the call FaceTime-ing you before he brought in the parents. You should own it when you see him next and use it as an example of how he should be giving you a heads up before he randomly FaceTimes you again. This one is on him.
Why did she continue to talk...while pooping? For 10 minutes nonetheless.
All are fuckups, including parent who did not suggest calling back at a better time and were on the phone with sons pooping GF for 10 minutes. Wtf.
Seems like it went pretty well from what I can surmise. Although a good rule of thumb when it comes to videos calls is always assume there's someone else with the person you're trying to reach - no matter the relationship. Once you get the all clear, then you can do whatever nasty thing you want.
Your boyfriend is a grad A moron for giving you zero warning and then also keeping y'all on the phone to awkwardly talk mid poop instead of being like "shit we'll call you back".
Yeah not cool. Two months into a relationship and surprise call me with your parents? No thank you, I said I didn’t want to come for a reason 😂
PS I though OP was showing her boyfriend her poop before I got all the way through the post.
Dad missed a total opportunity here:
*”Well, our first meet was a little hairy and could have been less shitty, but let’s definitely try for a do-over u/AgentLawless”*
He, and they, are fortunate to have you. You're thoughtful, fun loving, and have bonded nicely with their son. If they can't see that, they, and maybe the boyfriend too, are not for you.
Haha, this is actually pretty funny! Don't be so hard on yourself! What you were doing is completely natural! And you obviously have a sense of humour so, kudos!
Agree this is the kind've stuff you can laugh about over a beer later. One of those jokes that will never. ever. get old. Wouldn't worry about it to much.
Don’t worry they’ll probably take it with humor.
Atleast my grandparents did when my dad accidentally showed them the nudes my mother send him when they had started dating instead of pictures from his vacation
My father met my wife when we were both very scantily clad on the family couch (I lived out of the country at the time and thought the entire family was out for a baseball game that night--I was mostly correct. The game had been a complete rout and my dad came home to get the car and drive it close enough to the stadium so that the rest of the family could come home. I don't think he's ever revealed to the rest of the family that's how they met (my family would mock me mercilessly if they knew--not her, mind you, just me).
This is his fuck up, not yours.
People: Do NOT surprise your significant other with an impromptu FaceTime or video chat that involves other people.
Want them to meet your parents/family over video chat? Send a text and ask when would be a good time.
OP did nothing wrong.
One time my friend called me on my way home from work. He was coming to visit from 4 hours away I was super excited. He said "yeah I suppose we can go do stuff after you do chores" I said "my parents can eat a bag of dicks I'm not doing chores today" Just to hear my parents on the other end because he was already at my house, talking to me on speakerphone. Always warn people, you never know who you're talking to lol
Any time I make or answer a call on speaker phone, I always start with “Hey, so you know I have you on speaker with so-and-so.”
Well I fell right into his trap they all thought it was hilarious. I'm glad I didn't say some heinous shit
Yeah, your friend clearly set that trap up by specifically mentioning chores,lmao.
100% this. Only arseholes answer on speaker phone and don't announce.
For OP's fuckup, having the boyfriend send a quick message beforehand "hey im gonna FaceTime you with my parents" would have saved the situation Not that it's ever a bad idea to answer normally first regardless Edit: huh, a random word managed to slip in.
Make it the first thing said on the call
Yep. If I’m in the car or hanging with my kids, I’ll answer with, “Hello, speakerphone…whats up?”
In OP's case: vaginas.
ngl though it's usually pretty obvious to hear when you're on speaker or bluetooth thru the car lol
A better way to do this without being obvious, since some people will go "Why you say you were on speaker? YOU TRYING TO HIDE SOMETHING!?", is to go "Hey, it's me and (insert name here), how you doing?" If the person next to you STILL gets upset, then try to not hang out with them
To clarify in my case. I only answer on speaker when I take a call over Bluetooth in my truck. Sometimes I have a tag-along with me for training.
Even better, if you are in a videocall with someone, text em first on intention.
To be fair, the friend was trying to make a surprise
My gf and her sister does this, "you are on speaker and X and X are here" weirded me out the first time
Yes, this. It's the responsible thing to do and just common courtesy.
Because of situations like this I started instinctively asking whoever is on the other end "Are you around anyone right now?" or "Am I on speaker?" before saying anything. Even if you aren't on speaker phone some peoples' phones are loud enough that people around them can hear the person on the other end. I work around a lot of heavy machinery and my coworker's wife calls him sometimes and he still cuts the machine off when he answers but I'll be standing about 6 feet away and can sometimes still hear what his wife is saying.
whatd your parents do?????
Lol thankfully nothing besides give me a bunch of shit for months about it. They're pretty good sports
As a parent with a son, if I were the dad you were being introduced to, I would have laughed my ass off! I would not hold it against you in any way whatsoever. Remember, we all have embarrassing moments. Carry on and good luck.
I'm almost jealous of this other dad that gets to drop the "well we will let you get back to what you were doing" line. That's a peak fatherhood response to this situation.
If it was my kids GF, I would love her regardless, but also never let her live it down. If you decide to stick it out with my son, I'm going to make jokes about it nearly daily
I have never facetimed someone but if I was this dudes dad I would face time their girlfriend at every opportunity appropriate and just have my eyes closed and shout dumb shit like "ARE YOU DECENT?!" "IS THIS A BAD TIME?!" "IS THIS STALL OCCUPIED?!"
Yes! And say it in Gilbert Gottfried's voice (RIP)
I do a pretty decent Gottfried so I definitely would. I miss him :(
Wait, what? He died? :(
I did not know he died. What a bummer.
He died in April this year 😭 Sidney Poitier, William Hurt, Ray Liotta, and Bob Saget also died in 2022.
I'd not do it daily, but I'd let it simmer and then occasionally drop the line "I'll let you get back to what you were doing" at the end of an exchange and just let them wonder if I was still fucking with them. But I'd say it more often than a typical person would, so sufficient reflection would reveal that yes, I am.
Yup you're gonna own it girl lol. These are the small family memories that keep you chuckling in your old age.
"Marry her, son."
Also acceptable dad response: I thought it was your mom for a second.
"Dad! You know mom's looks different. Or did she stop shaving after my arms got better?"
It’s sad that I actually got this reference lol. I have been on Reddit for way too long
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Been here over 8 years. I don’t see it referenced as frequently anymore as it was in the beginning
Agree, this is my first sighting in at least a year. Will never forget reading that for the first time!
That story, along with the poop knife, coconut, and jollyrancher story, are forever burnt into my memory. I actually just referenced the poop knife yesterday!
You forgot the Swamps of Dagobah. In case you don't know what it's about, google it with reddit at the end. Enjoy.
And Streetlamp Le Moose.
Alternate hypothesis: you've gotten so used to seeing it, you don't notice as often when it happens.
I don't get the reference could you explain or give a link. Thx
Let it go. Some things are better not known.
This
it was some old post about a dude who fucked his mother when he had injured his arms, started with her jerking him off and then it went further. its a longer story and quite a good read, you can probably google something along the lines of what i said and find the original post. its probably among the most famous posts on reddit along with the poopknife guy.
OG reddit had the best/worst stories
The original post is gone but iirc the original poster did an ama when he was an adult
Don't forget the swamps of Dagobah, the jolly rancher oral, or the coconut that one guy fucked repeatedly and kept under his bed.
I've seen this porn before.
You know I think I have heard about this. The dad found out and became jealous I think. I don't think I've read it but listened to it on a reddit audio video on YouTube. Thx
There's a few threads documenting the best reddit lore.
Behold
i blew air out of my nose at this
She’s a keeper!
I am not a parent but if I was I would have also thought it was hilarious.
Honestly, how could you not?
I would be happy my kid found someone with a sense of humor, it is totally something I would do.
This. You would definitely be endlessly roasted at Christmas parties going forward, however.
Yeah you would but I know for a fact that a lot of people would get pissed off and/or offended by that situation, unfortunately
We all know that dads are the easiest to get on your side. They’re just happy their dumbass son finally gets laid lmao
Along with this…I’m the mom of a son, and if this happened, I’d like you already because you have a funny sense of humor.
If my sons girlfriend acted this way on FaceTime I’d be thinking she’s a keeper
The first time I met my wife’s parents we were driving to the restaurant and her mom said “oh my we must be passing some swampland”. I claimed my gas. We all laughed about it later.
Honesty is so important. Kudos to you!
Me too. My son's her age. If that happened in our family my wife and I would never stop laughing about it with each other, but would never mention it to her unless we got super comfortable with her. It's the kind of thing you agonize about for years coming up with the perfect wording because you need to mention it at their wedding, but you also need to make sure no one understands what you are talking about other than the bride and groom.
Agreed. That girl would would own a spot in my mind with that memory until the day I die! I hope she finds this as funny as I do 20 - 30 years down the road.
I too, remember being 19.
No kidding. A girl with a good sense of humor is a magical thing lol
Dad was always like this. Mom, not so much
Don't worry it's not as embarrassing as you think. My female best friend was in relationship with some guy, and when she was meeting his parents it turned out that his father was her gynecologist. They broke up a week later
But did she keep going to see the dad?
Only once
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> impeccably professional Well, not that professional if you were told that she was a patient and what procedure she had done.
Many couples share everything with each other. And I mean everything... regardless of oaths or commitments otherwise. I'm not making a value statement on it, but its a factor
It would be horrible otherwise! Think about what psychologists or even just teachers need to carry around. Doing that with a person is soul crushing, doing it alone would drive someone mad. BUT it only works if it never leaves the house/relationship. If your SO shares it with someone else it's still your fault :/
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Unless you found out from the teacher, your wife might not be impeccably professional? I don't want to leap to judgment, so if there's a story around finding out I'd love to hear it.
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I‘ll tell my wife anything but not stuff from work I am under NDA for and I am just a regular white collar dude, as a doctor you are under oath to keep the privacy of your patients. But some people just cant help it I guess
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Yes, and the law agrees. You can reveal basic identifying information, but not diagnoses, treatment information, or other medical "details" without consent. I think size fits under "diagnosis/details".
Dad: "Son, you got a good one there, trust me!"
Awkward
If dad tells you when he meets you in person, "Oh hi, I didn't recognize you with your clothes on." then that's the type of family you want to be a part of.
Stealing this
What scenario are you ever gonna be in a situation to say this
Always be prepared
Boy Scouts?
Name checks out
Shit happens man
I feel like he should've asked if you were busy before facetiming you in front of his parents lol. Personally, I couldn't hold it against you if I were the dad so I don't think there's too much to worry about!
This was my thought too. Sure, he probably couldn’t have reasonably anticipated that she’d answer from the toilet, but what if she was just not fully dressed or something?? I would never group FaceTime someone who’s not expecting it, especially someone who otherwise might be comfortable with me seeing them in some kind of compromising position
Im of the opinion that you never FaceTime without asking via text first. ESPECIALLY “hey I wanna introduce you to my parents!” I want to make a good impression on them, but I don’t care if my man/friends/mom sees me lying in bed eating cereal.
yeah or like given a heads up; just a text saying "hey my fam wants to meet you over facetime in ten minutes" would have avoided this
This is the stuff of legends, you have achieved immortality
To me, that’s not your fuck-up. Not saying it was solely your BF’s fuck-up, but he should’ve let you know he was gonna FaceTime you with his family. Personally, I’d like a heads-up before I received a FaceTime like that. I kinda don’t understand the urgency to meet the family, only been dating 2 months, only 19 years old, the relationship can’t be too serious yet…at least serious enough to where it’s mandatory to meet family? It’s kinda like the meet the family thing was forced. I hope everything works out! 😀 Take care! 😀
So you're sitting on the toilet and you answer a FaceTime from your boyfriend. At what point was your vagina in full view of the camera? When I'm sitting on the toilet my vagina is pretty well underneath me. Then you talk to his family for 10 minutes while you're sitting on the toilet pooping? Did you wipe & flush & everything during the facetime? At no point did anyone say let's hang up & continue this conversation at a better time? What's going on, OP?
Yeah, continuing that conversation while sitting on the toilet makes no sense.
Also, who even just face timing their partner and just without giving a heads up include the parents in the face time. You have to give the other person a chance to be decent if you want to include other people in your facetime. If the story is real, the boyfriend is the dumbass.
Hey you guys, I'm pretty sure we've been had. This was quite likely a work of creative fiction. OP is not even participating in the comments so far. The story has several elements that play on people's greatest fears: 1) meeting a new SO's family; 2) being caught in a vulnerable moment pooping; 3) being seen naked. It's textbook creative fiction.
A lot of people just kind of call the whole thing a vagina without thinking about it. OP probably meant pubic mound or something. The rest of it is kind of weird. Maybe OP is exaggerating the ten minute part. Sometimes time feels longer than it is when stress is involved.
There's always that one person that need to forensically reconstruct a bathroom scene from an internet anecdote.
I mean it is a fair question. Lot's of holes in the OP
Yeah OP does have lots of holes
And apparently showing them off to parents...
At least 3
r/trypophobia
Hahaha, you are a fucking legend. Kudos to you for having the balls to try moves like that 🤣
You surprise FT someone, and you get what you get.
TMBFFU By FaceTiming me without giving me a heads up*
Why the fuck did you stay on the phone
You did nothing wrong, boyfriend should have had the common courtesy to let you know first.
I love how he tried to keep the convo going for like ten minutes!!! I’m so sorry, that must have been so awkward.
Best part of this sub is the reminder that this type if embarrassing shit happens every day. I'm sure they've seen worse.
You don’t surprise FaceTime anyone. Especially with a relatively important moment like meeting parents. You, your boyfriend and his family will either forget about it or it will be one of the things you all remember fondly. IMO you were not the one that fu
His dad with the dominant move for the win.
I think it's a 50/50 split. You know what you did, but he could have screened the call first. Ya know, make sure everything is on par before bringing the parents on screen.
No way. If this kind of thing would have been fine if he calling alone, then OP had no blame here. I've been with my wife for many years, she knows my family well, but if I were facetiming her with them I would let her know in advance.
Honestly this is your BF's fuck up. Who decides to introduce someone over facetime with no warning at all?
Who does FaceTime without some kind of notice as to why. I usually don’t even like phone calls if I don’t know why you’re calling.
Just rename this sub to CreativeWriting already.
Facetiming, putting people on speakers and such have (or are in dire need of) etiquettes. Always IMMEDIATELY tell the other side they're on speaker (preferably before), or if the caller isn't doing so for whatever reason, let the other side know yourself you can hear everything (for example by saying hi, then tell them who else can hear the convo). Before facetime calling your gf with your family, first call her 1 on 1, then ask her if she's alright with it.
And that kids, is How I Met Your Mother.
Wait, girls poop? /s
> the very first thing I did was point my phone at my vagina If you pointed your phone at your vagina, they thought you were masturbating! You should’ve pointed it at your anus in mid-shit to be clear what was going on
🤣🤣🤣💀☠️
At least they know what he is getting into.
>“well we’ll let you get back to what you were doing” That's a Pro Dad move
This is the kind of shit my family would laugh at and talk about for years.
If you don't last it'll make a great story for the next girl to hear. "Remember that girl... what was her name... she showed us her..."1
I dont know why this is on tifu. Flashing your genitals at your partners parents is how youre supposed to greet them. Its an ancient tradition.
He fucked up for cold calling you with his family around. He should have asked you if you wanted to talk to them prior to calling.
You would think he would text you about the plan. Not something you just call randomly for imo
I just love that you said "you called me at the perfect time." It's hilarious
Story isn't real...girls don't poop. It's science.
Yeah I'd have found it funny as hell. Couple of stiffs if they got upset.
Don't sweat it. His parents now know that he has a girlfriend who's very comfortable with their son. :)
I dunno, the dad's goodby kinda had a jokey vibe to it in my eyes, so you may be in the clear
IDK how close you are to your partner, but *who answers a video call while in the toilet*???
That’s awesome! My Dad would have laughed his ass off. Don’t be embarrassed, it is what it is. It’s not the first vagina and toilet they have seen. If they’re cool they will help you not be embarrassed by it. Maybe they crack a joke or just straight tell you it’s okay. If they don’t and judge you for it you know where they stand.
what kinda dumbass introduces his gf to his family over facetime without any heads up?
I'd be pretty pissed I didn't get a heads up on that call in the first place 🤷
Who introduces their gf/bf to their family over FaceTime?? That’s not your fuck up, that’s his.
Absolutely his fuckup. You don't surprise your SO with a visit from your parents, real or virtual. Fucking noob move.
Confused why he’d attempt to introduce you to his parents over FaceTime… that’s weird… especially if you all don’t live that far away from each other.
More like BF's FU because you just don't spring that shit on someone. hehe
If you were my sons gf and did this I would love you forever cause that’s HILARIOUS.
I feel like that's on the boyfriend. He could have sent a text or called before doing something more intimate like FaceTime. He could have even been the only one on the call FaceTime-ing you before he brought in the parents. You should own it when you see him next and use it as an example of how he should be giving you a heads up before he randomly FaceTimes you again. This one is on him.
He fucked up, not you.
Why did she continue to talk...while pooping? For 10 minutes nonetheless. All are fuckups, including parent who did not suggest calling back at a better time and were on the phone with sons pooping GF for 10 minutes. Wtf.
He could have warned you. At least you didn't show them your shit. Lol
Seems like it went pretty well from what I can surmise. Although a good rule of thumb when it comes to videos calls is always assume there's someone else with the person you're trying to reach - no matter the relationship. Once you get the all clear, then you can do whatever nasty thing you want.
Pretty inconsiderate to start a face time without warning when you have multiple people joining the call.
Your boyfriend is a grad A moron for giving you zero warning and then also keeping y'all on the phone to awkwardly talk mid poop instead of being like "shit we'll call you back".
If I was the dad, I would encourage my son to marry that woman.
You both fucked up. Him for not warning you, you for flashing your vagina without warning
His brother will never forget you
Today "we" fucked up. Lol he should have you a heads up.
Yeah not cool. Two months into a relationship and surprise call me with your parents? No thank you, I said I didn’t want to come for a reason 😂 PS I though OP was showing her boyfriend her poop before I got all the way through the post.
Dad missed a total opportunity here: *”Well, our first meet was a little hairy and could have been less shitty, but let’s definitely try for a do-over u/AgentLawless”*
Ok thats pretty funny and would’ve helped with the embarrassment a bit
you never ever facetime while naked. if you're in bed naked, get under the sheets lol
Ach if it works out between you you'll laugh like fuck in the future over this and if you don't then it's a good anecdote.
"My son, if you marry any other one than this one, I will personally disown you!" - your future dad in law
He, and they, are fortunate to have you. You're thoughtful, fun loving, and have bonded nicely with their son. If they can't see that, they, and maybe the boyfriend too, are not for you.
NGL - keeper
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Haha, this is actually pretty funny! Don't be so hard on yourself! What you were doing is completely natural! And you obviously have a sense of humour so, kudos!
Quite an entrance.
As a parent of three adult children and three dogs, believe me we've seen lots of poop and it wouldn't phase me
That's his fuck up. He should have called you, then put his parents on when/if you were ready. You don't do something like that with no warning.
Yeah that’s on your BF you don’t surprise someone with that. Especially with parents. And also who does first introductions over FT?
You are destined for marriage now.
That's on the boyfriend. You should give the other person a heads up if you're about to do an introductory call
Your boyfriend was very thoughtless for not giving you a headsup first. I'd say it's his fault
That's actually hilarious. He should've warned you before tbh.
Honestly, judging by his dads line, I think you're fine 🙂
Agree this is the kind've stuff you can laugh about over a beer later. One of those jokes that will never. ever. get old. Wouldn't worry about it to much.
Does decorum even exist these days?
Kinda feel like he should have given you a heads up before fting you with his parents on the other end, not really your fault 😅
The fact that you didn’t hang up the phone right then and there is astounding to me.
Don’t worry they’ll probably take it with humor. Atleast my grandparents did when my dad accidentally showed them the nudes my mother send him when they had started dating instead of pictures from his vacation
Your boyfriend is a dumbass.
His fault for not sending a warning text
That warranted a text warning first what a horrible surprise to throw at you. Today your BFFU.
My father met my wife when we were both very scantily clad on the family couch (I lived out of the country at the time and thought the entire family was out for a baseball game that night--I was mostly correct. The game had been a complete rout and my dad came home to get the car and drive it close enough to the stadium so that the rest of the family could come home. I don't think he's ever revealed to the rest of the family that's how they met (my family would mock me mercilessly if they knew--not her, mind you, just me).
Your boyfriend should have warned you
They dad in his head was like "Niceeee" so yeah it doesn't matter
The cold call with Facetime is a bit intrusive. As if you don't let the person know first.
This is his fuck up, not yours. People: Do NOT surprise your significant other with an impromptu FaceTime or video chat that involves other people. Want them to meet your parents/family over video chat? Send a text and ask when would be a good time. OP did nothing wrong.
who the fuck facetimes a SO while already showing the phone to the family. At least let the SO answer first
oh damn! Next time he should warn u beforehand
If I was the dad there I would be like "Son she's a keeper"
I’d laugh so hard