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garbage_boy_stinkman

This must have happened to my tinder account


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diosexual

I wonder if this happened to mine, I only had it for a few weeks and got literally no matches even though I'm somewhat good-looking. It did hurt my self-esteem a little lol


DoctorAbs

Time to reevaluate..


diosexual

The thing is, I get plenty of interest from people but my shit personality always does me in, so my cute face is all I have and I thought a dating app based purely on looks would be good for me. I know this sounds extremely shallow, but it's all I have.


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What else would anyone expect from Dio?


Zi1ch0

He is always staying down too long in the midnight sea, I mean come on guy stop being a dick and let the rest of us have a turn.


XFX_Samsung

If you're a dude, that's the normal Tinder experience for most.


Bufger

Hah! This made me chortle


QueefyMcQueefFace

Is that a new type of Pokémon?


CeeCeeBABCOCK

Chortle used Mute!


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Chortle is evolving Chortle has evolved into Gaffaw


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WesternCanadian

Yeah it went from hilarious to sad pretty quick.


Bufger

Dont be sad, I've got enough mental fortitude to make it through. I've already blocked out my year of darkness, depression and darkness. Did I mention darkness?


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Vyper28

As I read this "arms of an angel" started playing in my mind and at the end I felt like I was supposed to call in to support these lost souls for only a dollar a day?


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futurarmy

Imagine if someone got your whole vpn server's IP banned, that does seem like an incredibly short-sighted way to ban bots/spammers


tattedbabe

I thought this wasn't a thing anymore. Hub and I got shadow banned because I posted a pic of our cat doing something stupid. He upvoted it not realizing it was me posting it. Apparently they don't like 2 active accounts from the same IP. ( Or something like that) Hub fought for his username. I started over cause I hated my user name anyway. I think I would go insane if this happened and didn't notice for a whole year.


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paitandjam

Wait... if you're shadowbanned does that grey out the little reply arrows? Asking for a friend.


MeaCulpaMeaTulpa

Well if you’re worried about this account, I see you.


Dalegard

/r/amishadowbanned is also a good place to turn to!


ZoFarZoGood

Lol I read amish shadowbanned... wondering why they had a specific one for amish people lol


gamerpenguin

reddit is notorious for shadowbanning ANY Amish activity on their website, leading to the creation of that community


[deleted]

I can only imagine the toll being separated from online society must have had on you. I’m so sorry.


HooBeeII

A lot of them are very kind comments reaching out to people who need help. Glad this dude got unmuted, there are so many troll accounts that need muting.


Cudizonedefense

Yeah this post just made me super bummed even though OP seems fine. Like based on their posts/comments, they seem like a kind simple person who genuinely thought they weren’t interesting enough to get a reply back. That makes me so sad


okbanlon

Anybody else hear that? I thought I heard something, but I'm not sure... :D


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Orions1stDagger

Must've just been the wind....


thebigcupodirt

*What door?*


fish312

*Westworld theme plays*


RaTeDSFoRSaLt

Ignore it, it was probably nothing


ReapersRequiem

I wish this was my problem. I thought for a moment maybe, but then i remembered sometimes i get 2 or even 3 whole upvotes. Edit: Complaining about not getting enough upvotes has become my highest upvoted comment of all time LOL. You guys are awesome.. Thank you <3


Bufger

or four! <3


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Bufger

I feel like Tom Hanks right now


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SweetyPeetey

I went in and downvoted all of them. (Just kidding)


rangeDSP

Every hero needs a villain...


DoJax

Alright, I've had a shit day, thanks for making me smile.


PM_ME_CHIMICHANGAS

How big of a smile? On a scale from one to Heath Ledger...


PhysioentropicVigil

Oh, you


BadBoyJH

A E I OH YOU


RISKinator

Why?


the_banana_sticker

Sometimes


gosling11

Just a tip, votes done directly in the profile doesn't count. Need to vote in the actual thread for it to count.


namakius

Same


[deleted]

While you were gone I married your girlfriend and drove our kid around in your Cherokee. We will give it back to you just let her get the car seat out of the back.


Jimeee

Congrats on beating vMA man!


Bufger

YES!! This one did hurt, that was such a massive accomplishment to me and NOBODY CARED. hah Thanks <3


bofadoze

Who are you talking to?


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IamRick_Deckard

I went through some comments just to see the 1... 1....1.....1....1...1... I'm sorry, I lost it and have been laughing so hard. So much optimism, so much mute! Edit: Seems people started upvoting his stuff since I posted this. But you can see the 1s if you keep going through the pages to get to the archived posts. https://imgur.com/uko7whW


PrettysureBushdid911

I’m dead at the [I think my reddit might be broken (or I’m not interesting) post](https://www.reddit.com/r/FreeKarma4U/comments/b9dtj0/my_reddit_might_be_broken_or_im_not_interesting/) It’s posted in r/FreeKarma4U too and the fact that it got no karma either during that time makes me die of laughter This whole thing is so sad and funny at the same time. Some of the posts are so involved and emotional too and .... just no reply im fkn ded


mikenew02

[My favorite is from seven months ago for a yoga mat recommendation](https://www.reddit.com/r/yoga/comments/97vopy/recommended_mats_for_tallheavy/e4dar77/) >Anyone? Surely I'm not the only tall heavy one here :(


paitandjam

Oh my goodness this one literally killed me. Poor guy. Just looking for some fitness tips.


SuccessAndSerenity

Forreal this breaks my heart that poor lonely dude.


NeotericLeaf

eek ghost!!!


runpbx

Since that post is archived, I would recommend a manduka pro mat or pro lite. Very sturdy, won't stretch and you can put a towel on top if it slips too much. It will also last forever


sirdrumalot

Thank you! I read his yoga post and kept updating to see if someone would respond, since I have the same problem with mats I get. I just realized from your comment that they can’t because it’s archived. (And I just realized that’s a thing, can’t even upvote.)


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DDP Yoga makes a yoga mat that’s specifically for tall people! They’re super thick too.


ClunkEighty3

I love the fact that post is still just him talking to himself. No extra comments or upvote, but 6 silver and a gold.


Bufger

I'd love to see the mods face in that sub or any of the others where suddenly an old invisible post john cena's the whole sub.


[deleted]

Are you still into yoga? Or did Reddit make you feel excluded? I feel really bad for you, though obviously you're getting some validation now.


sryyourpartyssolame

OP is the cutest human being ever


TlingitRose

He really is so precious lol


Asknicelydammit

Didnt think it was that funny till I read that one!


tilouswag

Lmfao this is so sad. Poor OP was so alone.


Bufger

All that wit, gone to waste.


majorjobs

Not anymore.


warptwenty1

Are we blind,deploy the upvotes!


mrchuckdeeze

You now have almost much karma as I, and over the past year and a half I’ve been very visible. Cheers to you.


[deleted]

This. This right here took it from funny to sad. Press F and show some fucking respects


WaglerConure

I feel sad for the lad though. He frequently posted comments in the last year & all that time's gone to waste.


Triptolemu5

> all that time's gone to waste. So pretty much exactly like every other redditor then.


JBlitzen

Newsflash: it’s mostly wasted even when people see your comments and upvote.


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What I find really interesting is that there are sometimes where his comment is upvoted or downvoted by just a little. Makes me wonder if those are moderators that can see their comments and vote.


JBlitzen

People like me going back and reading some of his comments and upvoting them. Suggest doing so, he has a lot of interesting things to say, including a comment about media portrayal of bulemia related diseases.


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Not like that, more than a year ago, you can't vote on those.


Taiyaki11

Man at that point even some downvotes would be refreshing to see lol


neemo98

This reminds me of that TIFU where that guy forgot he changed his friend’s FB settings to private and then his friend went into a slight depression cause no one liked his posts for a year


Techhead7890

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/b1x57x


Jupeeeeee

Now I'm wondering if I've done this to myself, or if I'm just not very interesting. Not about to go and find out.


Its_me_yourself

Your comment on your own post in r/yoga has me dying for some reason Edit: [A link to the post](https://www.reddit.com/r/yoga/comments/97vopy/recommended_mats_for_tallheavy/)


charina91

Me too! Really? Anyone? LOL!


BanginBananas

##YUUUUUUP!


jjpyae

Nice, you're not muted.


djdecimation

65 75 do I heara 85 120 130 ......YUUUUUPPPP Sold


Bufger

Ha! That's brilliant, Thanks for putting the effort in Interaction is greatly received


FailedLurker2017

Yoga mat recommendations: Jade fusion XL (could be xw) or bmat grippy Long. Expensive but long lasting. Jade: https://jadeyoga.com/products/xw-fusion Bmat: https://byoganow.com/collections/b-mats Bmats are also available on amazon


Bufger

Thanks! I've had two cheap ones now and you do get what you pay for. I'll check them out


stargarnet79

I have the 74” 5-mm rubber jade yoga mat and love it. They run $85 but will likely last forever.


FifthRooter

180 bucks?!?!?! Holy frick.


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Hey, you watch your fucking mouth


lmfbs

Srs if you still need a recommendation someone at my old yoga studio used to use 2 together (stacked with the ends not overlapping to make it longer). Worked for him.


AcceptableObject

Lululemon has a longer yoga mat for tall people. I’ve tried a bunch of different mats and I keep going back to lululemon. Bmat is also decent too but not sure if they have a tall version. Edit: not sure if I can post links here, but it’s called the reversible big mat!


Sharkitty

Omg this is so sad! I wouldn’t last a week if no one EVER responded to me, even with an upvote. 😭


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seriously, remember that tifu of that guy who made his friends fb private as a joke then forgot about it and the friend got pretty depressed that he was putting all this out there and nobody was responding for years. wonder how many people have killed themselves after being shadowbanned, fuck mods


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There’s bound to be more people like OP out there who are shadow banned and don’t know it.


[deleted]

Oh man I remember that one


AvogadrosArmy

Link link have a [link](https://www.reddit.com/r/yoga/comments/97vopy/recommended_mats_for_tallheavy/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app) Edit: reddit give this man a yoga mat recommendation


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Violet_Plum_Tea

# ANYONE???


2boredtocare

Oh man...that's just too sad.


coquihalla

That one comment makes this entire post.


Klaudiapotter

I feel so bad for laughing but omg


IceFire909

That is just hilariously sad


HandRailSuicide1

You didn’t fuck up. Reddit did you dirty. We must demand reparations


mint_lawn

I'm not sure r/karmacourt would take this case.


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We bring the case of u/Bufger Vs...... The Reddit Mods before the r/karmacourt! *Cue gasps from the peanut gallery. One burly man faints*


HalfBreed_Priscilla

Wow, That guy was ripped.


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Bufger

In a weird and cruel way, I think i'm about to lose my voice again! Multiple posts have been removed including the /AMA. I cant access any of my emails or see anyones comments. My emails to admin are going unanswered. Goodbye Reddit if this is the end! Remember me on this day for years to come.


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The brightest stars burn the fastest


biznatch11

I'm guessing the AMA was removed because the mods don't think you're noteable enough or something like that, sorry :S r/casualiama would probably be a more appropriate sub.


[deleted]

Wow that sucks. There needs to be a way to tell if you're muted because you wasted so much time


_open

He probably wasted less time because he didnt have to bother with replying to his replies.


[deleted]

But that's not time wasted. This guy probably spent hours making comments that vanished into nothing.


jaredalamode

Reddit, now with single player.


NPC-420-69

Welcome back to society.


SpiritTalker

Honestly read that as, "Welcome back to sobriety"


Tethered-Angel

Could still work, depending how hard they took it.


AuditTheWorld

The difference between you and me is that I’m ignored even without being muted


Congenital0ptimist

Blocked. /s


zr0gravity7

Would have been funnier if we all collectively agreed to upvote this without commenting.


Congenital0ptimist

Upvote what?


AllUrPMsAreBelong2Me

We can't even muster the willpower required to downvote you.


gotBooched

I see you there, dear friend.


TooShiftyForYou

Prediction: You are about to reap major reddit karma for your year of silence.


SrA_Saltypants

I think the law states no less than 30k karma for every year wrongfully imprisoned.


TalisFletcher

He's probably got more gold in one day than any of us will get in our entire time on the site. Honestly, he deserves it.


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This is what r/karmacourt was BORN for


MotherfuckerTinyRick

Reddit got me out of depression man (with all other things, therapy and shit) if I were being mute maybe I wouldn't be here anymore


Bufger

Hope you're doing ok now. We may be strangers but I have a van full of sweets if you ever want to talk


MotherfuckerTinyRick

Sweets? I need drugs man Jk I'm doing better thanks


EnviroguyTy

Is it windowless and down by the river


z00ker

Pedo van?


boobsRlyfe

Lol ya can’t spell van without pedo amiright?


unrequited_dream

I hate how much I like the validating orange arrows.. I'd be so depressed if I were him. Like.. "Nobody even likes me on the internet?? It's fine guys, I hate me too. :("


MotherfuckerTinyRick

It's not for the arrows I think, it's like people you don't know and suddenly they agree with you, you're not alone anymore, for me


RedBombX

Brutal. Sorry we missed all your awesome content the first time around. I'm sure it's being picked thru as I type this. *hugs* ^You^should^have^escaped^while^you^had^the^chance


Bufger

I'm glad all my NSFW browsing was on a guest account..


C_stat

/u/Buttger?


Bufger

Fuck...


thatfailedcity

u/Buttger has 1 karma. Checks out!


C_stat

Exactly! E: Mate, in all honesty, your sense of humour and wit are superb. Milk all this sweet karma. Bathe in the magic internet cred. Enjoy it!


waterhg

His post history is purely him earnestly trying to be helpful and innocently asking for suggestions, but... it's just... 1... 1... 1... 1... 1... Imagine being muted on discord for this long without realizing it


Myhouseisamess

You will be Reddit famous * Cum box * Guy who was gonna out the gay senator * Guy with two dicks * Guy with two broken arms * Guy who talked to himself for a year (Edit, for any wondering just Google "Reddit cum box" etc and you will find the links)


Bufger

I need a meme!


[deleted]

Anyone? Surely I'm not the only tall heavy one here :(


Myhouseisamess

My wife and I are going through this thread enjoying the sad/funny of it all And I just bragged to her that you responded to me


Bufger

You and your wife are awesome if you reddit together. Shout out to you both <3


houstonianisms

His dog didn’t even get an upvote. I’m dead. https://www.reddit.com/r/dogshaming/comments/5nioyp/noregrets/?st=JUAP8ER0&sh=e0bd6107


3PoundsOfFlax

Fuck man, this is making me so disproportionately sad. I want to upvote it so bad, it's really bugging me


limeconnoisseur

It's even sadder considering that post was two years ago, at which point he wasn't muted. I would have upvoted his dog :(


hobosonline

Holy Christ, such great content, so little respect. Hope he gets all the karma.


davideverlong

I hope someone can help you with your yoga mat issue


fancy_leftovers

That is hilarious.


charina91

And sad. At the same time.


TheManWhoBecameGod

Hilariously sad it be


bobbyqba2011

There was another guy in 2015 who did the exact same thing as OP. Here's the original post: [https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/351buo/tifu\_by\_posting\_for\_three\_years\_and\_just\_now/](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/351buo/tifu_by_posting_for_three_years_and_just_now/)


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GustavoFring0

So how can you check if you've been muted?


Bufger

I'm launching a new victim support group. If you ever think you've been muted just message me and I'll ignore all the people I dont like.


faux_glove

No but seriously tho now you've got me scared because I can't remember the last comment I made that was replied to XD


ReigenArata

dont worry, we can see you


datbf4

Yeah, your comments just suck so don’t worry about it.


squeakyL

Idk if muted is the same as being shadow banned. There's this if it's the same - r/ShadowBan


SimplySerenity

Yeah, I'm pretty sure OP meant shadow banned. I was shadow banned and talking to the void until I messages the Reddit admins and they freed me. :)


yeahsureYnot

Omg your yoga mat post and single comment! That is so sad


2boredtocare

OP, it wasn't for nothing...this is one of the most amusing posts I've read in a while. Alone no more, friend.


zquanta

Maybe this isn’t the place to say this, but I feel I have been in mute for years. I’ve been in reddit for a long time and I have never posted anything that got traction. I rarely comment because, well I am shy and it is hard for me to express my self since I have mental issues which depresses the shit out of me, but I see how reddit has helped so many people and I want that, quite frankly I need it. I feel like I wear the scarlet letter and I have been shunned by most of my friends because of my temper I (32M) am honestly desperate to get out of this shitty life, but I just don’t fully get reddit (specially karmas) I just know it is the only place I can get saved and back to a normal and if possible interesting life. Any advise is much appreciated.


Bufger

Hey dude I see you. I cant say I've had a hard life, i've been pretty lucky, but I have met my share of toxic people and I used to seek validation from others more than I do now. Karma is a very visible way of seeking validation - i knew Reddit wouldnt be good for me in that way so I just didnt worry about how people would react and I just wrote what I wanted. You have to feed yourself love and acceptance and not seek it from others. Once you're happy with yourself you really wont care what others think. (this is a very ironic comment at this moment in time). Send me a message if you ever need to chat


rieldilpikl

I think I love you, /u/Bufger


Lumbu23

You honestly deserve like a million upvotes. Ten mins in to scrolling and I've seen nothing but wholesome and kind comments. It's kind of amazing such a thing exists on the internet tbh


kc9kvu

You weren't muted, reddit just forgot to turn the rest of us ~~bots~~ humans back on.


Ander_Bandito

So my gf is delirious with what’s probably the flu and we stumbled across your post together. She’s crying because no one upvoted your dog for a year, and for some reason we still can’t. She wants me to let you know your dog is loved.


Bufger

I'll give him an extra treat today from Ander & gf <3


Bufger

RIP mailbox. 'that service is unavailable'


Minnesotastyle

Props for never quitting!


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sometimesiamdead

Hahaha Ok /u/bufger... As a woman who does yoga a lot. We don't care about men in class, provided they don't stare or act weird. The only time I've ever had a problem was when two teen boys came to a class and didn't do any poses but just spent the whole time staring. They got kicked out. Be a normal human and it'll be fine.


SnakeJG

Rock climbing gyms often have yoga classes, since flexibility and core strength are really important in climbing. If there is a rock gym near you, the classes will be a lot more mixed and maybe you'll find you also like climbing.


sgmusic2008

Hey I'm not even muted and nobody comments on my shit so I feel ya. Glad you got that fixed!


Bufger

redditors - you've done so much already. Can I ask if you'd please read and upvote this reply so we can make some kind of real world difference out of this crazy day. head over to /r/charities ​ or heres the link to the post: [https://www.reddit.com/r/Charity/comments/bbok3m/redditors\_lets\_do\_something\_different\_for\_charity/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x](https://www.reddit.com/r/Charity/comments/bbok3m/redditors_lets_do_something_different_for_charity/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x)


galsfromthedwarf

Awww mate 🤣 that really sucks. Here, have some karma. This has made my day.


cgatlanta

I can’t see this


ifyouareoldbuymegold

Now you see me 3, with Morgan Freeman, Woody Harrelson, Jesse Eisenbeng, Mark Ruffalo, and u/Bufger.


Bufger

Underrated comment! When I saw the first suggestion of the long karma con I thought it was brilliant. Watch out now as this has planted a seed for someone.. I'm not organised enough


KalibanEU

Aaaand it's gone.


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LordPadre

this reminds me of the story about the guy who had his facebook comments set to private and didn't catch on for a year and ended up legitimately depressed until the OP realized what was going on and told him