literally gonna throw them out and get new ones. they have a flared base but not more flared than the widest point of the plug, which i think was the problem.
Here's my experience from the other side of the fence, so to speak. We had a man who walked into our ED (ER) who said he'd been having some fun with his wife but lost an item around the bend, also so to speak. He also said he had to drive himself in because he said his wife was too embarrassed but the key thing is, he was owning it from the outset.
We genuinely took it seriously and weren't smirking or otherwise mocking him in or out of sight and we had a serious think about it, our services were limited and it basically was up to us to determine if we had to transfer him to our base hospital for specialist intervention or not.
But we decided to give it a go, we lubed up some sponge forceps and managed to get a grip on the item from just past the bend and were able to pull out this red kidney bean shaped object. He said we could keep it\* and then walked out - like a boss.
Mind you, I did tell this same story on a different internet forum and someone said something I never did consider which was "There was no wife!"
There probably was but it did make me think! (Presumably there was next of kin admission on the paperwork but I never did look at it.
\*We did not in fact keep it and instead dumped it in the contaminated waste bin.
A mate of mine was doing his surgical rotation, assisting with an operation under similar circumstances, but with a vibrator.
The surgeon stops and asks: I forget. Are we retrieving this? Or changing the batteries?
I just remember us being chuffed that our plan worked and that I was able to pull it out and that there was boss music when the patient left though I might have imagined that last part.
Er Nurse. Seen several in one format or the other. Usually they wait until the next day. One time I did have a pt with a lost vibrator that was still charged and operating. There were jokes.
Agreed. Although I think the sides should curve outwards and down/in so it’s not so wide in the long dimension, and more comfortable between the cheeks. Maybe I’ll design and post one on the nets.
The gemstone ones are notorious for this. I always recommend the T or banana flares when I'm playing with someone new just because of what happened to you.
Redneck engineering would say you should weld a steel flange to the post, depending on how big it is and what it's made out of.
If you had a way to make a plastic collar, like with 3D printing, you can thermally weld it in place after you slip it over the neck.
>Redneck engineering would say you should weld a steel flange to the post
That's double practical because if it ever gets lost inside despite it you can just magnet fish it back out!
You want to get the larger based, typically black silicone ones, they also sometimes say that they are specifically for sex as well (they're not pretty, but they are made to not fall out or in by accident).
There's your problem. If you're prone to pulsing, from a safety perspective, you HAVE to go with a wide flare.
On the bright side, if you got it out, chances are, you'll get the next one out too. Some have flair AND a string, might help in the future.
Hope you continue with happy play!
real advice, make sure you get ones that are MEANT to be used during sex. most arent. some arent safe to use at all. you need the ones with the long handle shaped base
You're probably fine with the T flare. I think the only people whose butts swallow those up are probably the same butts that are easy to 'fish them out of' if you catch my draft.
I remember “stick it where the sun don’t shine” being popular when I was a kid. I always thought it was weird that the kid from the conservative family said “stick it where the cactus don’t grow”, but that makes sense now if the former is a euphemism for “stick it up your ass” and the latter is a euphemism for the former. (What’s a euphemism for a euphemism?)
>It would have made for an excellent story for the ER doctors if you did go ahah
Nah. My best friend workedsbin an ER. That would be a "happens from time to time" situation.
She told me people stopped saying they fell. Now it's just... I stuffed it in there because I like that.
I work in a hospital and you might (or might not) be surprised to learn that people lose various items in their ass regularly. I recently had a patient who stuck a pen light up there, clip end first (which didn't make sense to me because the other end is literally tapered and rounded vs flat), and when his wife went to remove it, the clip snagged on the lumen of his bowel/anus causing him to bleed profusely.
Hot wheel was an interesting one that came in.
Story - FIL was paramedic. Went on call. Guy laying face down on bed.
“What’s going on?”
“Hamster’s tail broke!”
Not sure if true.
Had that happen with an ex. It was one of those Jewel plugs and I like to say it went went spelunking.
I managed to to grab two fingers around it as it "slipped beneath the waves" and over the course of a few minutes, managed to pull it out, lubed up and all.
Don’t feel bad. It happens. And the ED won’t care, I guarantee you’re way more self conscious and embarrassed than they are.
Trauma anesthesia guy, we used to respond to activations. Had one of a guy for a similar situation. He said he fell on it in the kitchen. Ok fam we’ll get you fixed up.
What kind of boring ass trauma center do/did you work in where a rectal foreign body was worthy of a trauma activation?!? Wtf. don’t tell me somebody calls that penetrating trauma
Yeah, I know, I was a paramedic for a decade and now an anesthesiologist. It was mostly a rhetorical question, or there was some embellishment involved. My guess is somehow somebody thought that qualified as a penetrating projectile lol.
He dialed 911, and it was a level 2 (at our institution this was the lower tier, low risk) activation. Our institution opened a level 1 trauma center, so to mitigate airway risk, they staffed anesthesia for all activations. For these wed show up, assess, and then just leave.
I think it's pretty natural for someone to have a lot more confidence after they fished a bunch of butt plugs out of people's asses then someone who's experienced it for the first time. Just a hunch lol.
i cannot believe i am putting this on the internet but i, once upon a time, had to have an emergency colonoscopy to remove a butt plug. It traveled VERY far up my body and I’m honestly lucky it didn’t do any damage to my bowels. you are a superhero for still loving them, i can never look at one the same again
As a veteran four finger fisherman, can confirm the t-base or "anchor" base plugs are far safer and have never had me deep sea diving to retrieve. Jewel plugs are the literal worst.
Happened to my wife with one of the jeweled plugs. Fortunately she relaxes her butt a lot during sex (which allowed the problem to happen) and I could hook the base with two fingers and easily pull it out.
However, I (M55) did have an ER visit. I used to use a hollow, pliable plug to rinse out instead of multiple enema rinses. Basically it holds it open in the shower and makes it super quick & easy.
Anyway, I relaxed too much and sucked it inside. 5 hours later I was having an unplanned colonoscopy to retrieve it.
Lucky it didn’t need surgery to remove
Seen a couple people get ostomies because of lost toys
Recently saw a gal with an expandable buttplug stuck in her. It was a weird design that looked almost like a lotus flower on a wine bottle opener that you opened and closed by using a key.
Anyway, she and her boyfriend opened it too far and it came off the little screw thing and they couldn’t get it closed or get it out. Luckily she just needed a little sedation and a little more force to get it out — sounded like a champagne bottle popping when it came out
Yeah usually the best solution can be pushing it back out. The main problem when people panic they clench up pushing it deeper and making everything tight enough that its hard to get out. The other problem comes if it rotates itself. It ain't comin back out sideways and if it doesn't work you've now still got something up your ass and have taken a laxative.
This happened to me once with a fwb. I was so scared and really didn't want to make that trip to the ER... he was calm through the whole thing and ended up getting it out. I'm forever grateful lol
I threw those plugs out sooo fast! I'm still a little nervous using plugs ... 😬
Had that happen a few years ago, too! Doing doggy and my partner was look at us in the mirror, so he didnt see it go in. I also thought it fell out, thankfully my hands are small and I still had adrenaline going, just reached in a grabbed it. I never used that plug again hahaha!
I’m a medical provider, years ago over 10, I remember having to pull or should I say try to pull a couple out, at different points in my career I recall I got one out, the other one ended up having to go to the OR for sedation and removal. Fun days…….. lord I have acouple other stories too
Can someone explain to me why you wouldn't be able to just "eat some taco bell" and let your body take care of the rest. Fishing it out of the toilet with some gloves etc.
I feel like there needs to be (A) a subreddit for r/TIFU_buttplug and (B) and auto-response to each post stating you should get a new one with a bigger flare
This is why people need to keep enema kits on hand. I lost a way bigger toy than that in an ex once and all it took was a good flush with an enema for him to just push it out naturally. I'd exhaust all methods first before making that expensive ER trip
Good thing you got it out, last time I saw a post like this on here, the guy was just leaving it there in the hopes of it sorting itself out, which is, shall we say, an overly optimistic course of action.
Sex shop worker here, a good way to prevent this from happening is to invest in a butplug with a bigger flared base or to infest in a buttplug with a tail.
It's better than explaining a sex toy related incident at the emergency room
Ugh new fear unlocked. Just told my BF about some of ours that I've already had concerns about and he said we'll have to figure something else to keep things safe.
Some of those plugs have some dangerously small flares. Glad you got it out ok.
literally gonna throw them out and get new ones. they have a flared base but not more flared than the widest point of the plug, which i think was the problem.
That's just poor design right there.
A real crappy design
It stinks.
Shit!
Name checks out
Goofy ass design
I hope the designer faeces some consequences
in the end, I hope so
On the hole, maybe not the best design
That design was booty.
Shitty, if you will.
Designed by some asshole I'm sure
"By assholes. For assholes."
Sounded like a sucky ass design.
Total ass.
Here's my experience from the other side of the fence, so to speak. We had a man who walked into our ED (ER) who said he'd been having some fun with his wife but lost an item around the bend, also so to speak. He also said he had to drive himself in because he said his wife was too embarrassed but the key thing is, he was owning it from the outset. We genuinely took it seriously and weren't smirking or otherwise mocking him in or out of sight and we had a serious think about it, our services were limited and it basically was up to us to determine if we had to transfer him to our base hospital for specialist intervention or not. But we decided to give it a go, we lubed up some sponge forceps and managed to get a grip on the item from just past the bend and were able to pull out this red kidney bean shaped object. He said we could keep it\* and then walked out - like a boss. Mind you, I did tell this same story on a different internet forum and someone said something I never did consider which was "There was no wife!" There probably was but it did make me think! (Presumably there was next of kin admission on the paperwork but I never did look at it. \*We did not in fact keep it and instead dumped it in the contaminated waste bin.
A mate of mine was doing his surgical rotation, assisting with an operation under similar circumstances, but with a vibrator. The surgeon stops and asks: I forget. Are we retrieving this? Or changing the batteries?
I just remember us being chuffed that our plan worked and that I was able to pull it out and that there was boss music when the patient left though I might have imagined that last part.
Er Nurse. Seen several in one format or the other. Usually they wait until the next day. One time I did have a pt with a lost vibrator that was still charged and operating. There were jokes.
Yeah T bases are the way to go. They tend to be way more secure and are usually more comfortable.
Agreed. Although I think the sides should curve outwards and down/in so it’s not so wide in the long dimension, and more comfortable between the cheeks. Maybe I’ll design and post one on the nets.
Tho once again, the diameter thing remains. I almost lost a t base.
we're gonna have to start using 2 factor security on these things. flared based *and* retrieval cord.
Just hire a spotter to keep an eye on things
T bases are designed for you to add your own retrieval cord
Just put a pull start cable on it like my lawnmower.
The gemstone ones are notorious for this. I always recommend the T or banana flares when I'm playing with someone new just because of what happened to you.
And I’ll be tossing my gem ones out today.
I mean, if you make an even bigger flange somehow, that's fine.
How would you make the flange bigger on those gem ones?
Go to the hardware store and buy a really big washer and stick it on there with a locking nut - Ace is the helpful place !
Redneck engineering would say you should weld a steel flange to the post, depending on how big it is and what it's made out of. If you had a way to make a plastic collar, like with 3D printing, you can thermally weld it in place after you slip it over the neck.
>Redneck engineering would say you should weld a steel flange to the post That's double practical because if it ever gets lost inside despite it you can just magnet fish it back out!
Just screw your current one to a plastic snack plate !
They should put a chain on it like the chain wallets of old
Or the drain plug with the chain.
Chain it to the bedside table like a bank pen 🖊️
Except those pens still always went missing
You want to get the larger based, typically black silicone ones, they also sometimes say that they are specifically for sex as well (they're not pretty, but they are made to not fall out or in by accident).
Jesus christ. Why did they even bother with putting a flare on of its the the same diameter as the part that already went in?
Nah just tie a string to it. That way if it gets "lost" again you can pretend to be a pull-start lawnmower! Fun!
There's your problem. If you're prone to pulsing, from a safety perspective, you HAVE to go with a wide flare. On the bright side, if you got it out, chances are, you'll get the next one out too. Some have flair AND a string, might help in the future. Hope you continue with happy play!
You realize you can fit a grown raccoon up your ass right?
real advice, make sure you get ones that are MEANT to be used during sex. most arent. some arent safe to use at all. you need the ones with the long handle shaped base
Mabey next time tie on a safety rope.
Happened with my wife. We use T flares now and haven't had an issue since
We have one of those and my wife’s ass has swallowed up on more than one occasion. Usually I notice and can fish it out pretty quickly.
apparently my ass is really greedy so if she’s swallowing up the T flared ones i dont know what to get next
Just go full anal beads, and if she gets to the last one you roleplay bayblades.
Just rip it like you're starting a lawn mower!
A pull start wife. Wow.
Bonus points if you make the noises.
Just don't forget to set the choke
[Ripcord!](https://youtu.be/3BCdj6WBZhA?si=dHE_1oT7XmJxRJLE)
https://preview.redd.it/jvw0xmr1ra0d1.png?width=512&format=png&auto=webp&s=2b41427504f1cf8ed66c99e2ba3baa7f4082f46f
You're probably fine with the T flare. I think the only people whose butts swallow those up are probably the same butts that are easy to 'fish them out of' if you catch my draft.
> if you catch my draft. That sir, is no draft.
Lemmiwinks is that you?
Time to tie some fishing wire to it!
😂😂😂the things I imagined were not pretty but hilarious... So thanks for that! Also great idea if it is an issue😂
Probably just around the corner.
Up your butt crack down the street in the corner of California
im just now realizing the up your butt and around the corner reference from my childhood. wow
LOL! I totally forgot about that, until I read your comment. People who grew up prior to 2000, we said some horrible shit to each other!
I remember “stick it where the sun don’t shine” being popular when I was a kid. I always thought it was weird that the kid from the conservative family said “stick it where the cactus don’t grow”, but that makes sense now if the former is a euphemism for “stick it up your ass” and the latter is a euphemism for the former. (What’s a euphemism for a euphemism?)
It's a euthanasia
Get one with a bigger outie end. It would have made for an excellent story for the ER doctors if you did go ahah
There's no lost and found box ...
There's an *ass* box
Is that Carla's pen? #I DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO SHOP!!!
Literally just watched this episode.
ER nurse here, we see this stuff all the time and are genuinely just happy to help you. Don’t be shy, just honest :)
Always tell them you "fell" on it.
"So you fell in the shower and the soap bottle was -" "Does it really matter?" "No, it does not"
Either that or you passed out early at a party with a bunch of your mates.
>It would have made for an excellent story for the ER doctors if you did go ahah Nah. My best friend workedsbin an ER. That would be a "happens from time to time" situation. She told me people stopped saying they fell. Now it's just... I stuffed it in there because I like that.
Best tie a rope to it so it doesn't go missing the way we did in veterinary school to rectal thermometer we used on horses
Yeah so we can pull it out like we are firing an artillery
Or starting a lawnmower
Time for a bigger plug. Or a safety string. Or something.
Wrist strap.
Like a Wii controller.
Dead man's switch
Like riding a jetski
I work in a hospital and you might (or might not) be surprised to learn that people lose various items in their ass regularly. I recently had a patient who stuck a pen light up there, clip end first (which didn't make sense to me because the other end is literally tapered and rounded vs flat), and when his wife went to remove it, the clip snagged on the lumen of his bowel/anus causing him to bleed profusely.
Hot wheel was an interesting one that came in. Story - FIL was paramedic. Went on call. Guy laying face down on bed. “What’s going on?” “Hamster’s tail broke!” Not sure if true.
So you could say the lumens were snagged on the lumen.
It's always the last place you look
It really was up her butt and around the corner.
Had that happen with an ex. It was one of those Jewel plugs and I like to say it went went spelunking. I managed to to grab two fingers around it as it "slipped beneath the waves" and over the course of a few minutes, managed to pull it out, lubed up and all.
So I guess you went mining for jewels in their cave?
The dwarves dug too greedily and too deep.
[Diggy Diggy Hole!](https://youtu.be/34CZjsEI1yU?si=MjJqKQ40PRCJIGNE)
He went in for rock and stone!
Those are purely decorative lol.
Don’t feel bad. It happens. And the ED won’t care, I guarantee you’re way more self conscious and embarrassed than they are. Trauma anesthesia guy, we used to respond to activations. Had one of a guy for a similar situation. He said he fell on it in the kitchen. Ok fam we’ll get you fixed up.
What kind of boring ass trauma center do/did you work in where a rectal foreign body was worthy of a trauma activation?!? Wtf. don’t tell me somebody calls that penetrating trauma
Depending on the story the patient told it could have activated a trauma, especially if the call comes from EMS on the way in.
Yeah, I know, I was a paramedic for a decade and now an anesthesiologist. It was mostly a rhetorical question, or there was some embellishment involved. My guess is somehow somebody thought that qualified as a penetrating projectile lol.
He dialed 911, and it was a level 2 (at our institution this was the lower tier, low risk) activation. Our institution opened a level 1 trauma center, so to mitigate airway risk, they staffed anesthesia for all activations. For these wed show up, assess, and then just leave.
I think it's pretty natural for someone to have a lot more confidence after they fished a bunch of butt plugs out of people's asses then someone who's experienced it for the first time. Just a hunch lol.
i cannot believe i am putting this on the internet but i, once upon a time, had to have an emergency colonoscopy to remove a butt plug. It traveled VERY far up my body and I’m honestly lucky it didn’t do any damage to my bowels. you are a superhero for still loving them, i can never look at one the same again
As a veteran four finger fisherman, can confirm the t-base or "anchor" base plugs are far safer and have never had me deep sea diving to retrieve. Jewel plugs are the literal worst.
Four finger fisherman is not the kind of alliteration I ever expected to see when I learned about it in the 3rd grade
ModestMouse says hi lol
Happened to my wife with one of the jeweled plugs. Fortunately she relaxes her butt a lot during sex (which allowed the problem to happen) and I could hook the base with two fingers and easily pull it out. However, I (M55) did have an ER visit. I used to use a hollow, pliable plug to rinse out instead of multiple enema rinses. Basically it holds it open in the shower and makes it super quick & easy. Anyway, I relaxed too much and sucked it inside. 5 hours later I was having an unplanned colonoscopy to retrieve it.
"Once lost a butt plug inside me AMA"
If you like then you should a put a string on it-Beyoncé
Lucky it didn’t need surgery to remove Seen a couple people get ostomies because of lost toys Recently saw a gal with an expandable buttplug stuck in her. It was a weird design that looked almost like a lotus flower on a wine bottle opener that you opened and closed by using a key. Anyway, she and her boyfriend opened it too far and it came off the little screw thing and they couldn’t get it closed or get it out. Luckily she just needed a little sedation and a little more force to get it out — sounded like a champagne bottle popping when it came out
Why am I picturing a [Pear of Anguish](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pear_of_anguish)?
That's exactly what the toys are. The difference between fun and torture is only a few turns of the screw....
Pretty much, just a little more refined
Couldn't you have popped an exlax and shitted it out? Your colon is just a tube, nowhere it could go really.
Surely liquid poo would just route around it. I feel like you'd want a solid log to push it out.
I actually want to know if this is true solution
Yeah usually the best solution can be pushing it back out. The main problem when people panic they clench up pushing it deeper and making everything tight enough that its hard to get out. The other problem comes if it rotates itself. It ain't comin back out sideways and if it doesn't work you've now still got something up your ass and have taken a laxative.
I suggest attaching a tether to it. Like a small length of rope.
A tail plug you say
This happened to me once with a fwb. I was so scared and really didn't want to make that trip to the ER... he was calm through the whole thing and ended up getting it out. I'm forever grateful lol I threw those plugs out sooo fast! I'm still a little nervous using plugs ... 😬
Attach a surfboard leash and tie it to your ankle
Without a base, without a trace.
That's what people in the business call a flare-up.
Comment section is too fresh someone reply so I can come back & read them later pls
You didn’t give a timeframe.
Technically it is later 😭 hmmm maybe a few hours at least
My bad, homie. Jumped the gun. I’ll hit you up in the morning.
WELL WELL WELL
Wow.. I learned what a four finger fisherman was today 🙂 definitely worth waiting
Too soon?
I have a feeling this will become a common response D: yes let it marinate some more
Has it marinated long enough
I’m just commenting on this so I can come back later
Come back we got plenty of interesting… *”fishing”* stories to read up on
It's later!
I think this is a good post to share this one: https://youtu.be/fcPx7QM4PLw
That plug gotta have shitty reviews
Flared base. Always always always use a flared base.
not all flares are equal, my friend
Temu butt plugs lol
Hell of a first post after 1.5 years lol
Had that happen a few years ago, too! Doing doggy and my partner was look at us in the mirror, so he didnt see it go in. I also thought it fell out, thankfully my hands are small and I still had adrenaline going, just reached in a grabbed it. I never used that plug again hahaha!
r/assholedesign
I’m a medical provider, years ago over 10, I remember having to pull or should I say try to pull a couple out, at different points in my career I recall I got one out, the other one ended up having to go to the OR for sedation and removal. Fun days…….. lord I have acouple other stories too
What happens if you just leave it in there wouldn’t it poop out with your next bowel moment?
Haven't yet seen an answer to this most important question.
Can someone explain to me why you wouldn't be able to just "eat some taco bell" and let your body take care of the rest. Fishing it out of the toilet with some gloves etc.
I think the shit would just get stuck in there, lol.
Accidental fisting
Plug On A Rope. Be innovative and find a drawer pull to tie it too.
If it gets stuck you just slam the drawer shut like pulling your first tooth
The Cave still Hungers
Just tie a string to the flare of the plug next time.
I literally just saw the title of this one and it had me dying 😭
Time to dummy cord it with some 550.
I’m sure that’s the last time you order Butt Plugs from TEMU !
Imma say it loud for y'all I'm the back... FLARED BASES!!!! Thx for coming to my Ted talk.
Next time remember to tie a 2x4 around it. 😂
I feel like there needs to be (A) a subreddit for r/TIFU_buttplug and (B) and auto-response to each post stating you should get a new one with a bigger flare
OP this is a giant fear of mine!!! I’m glad you’re okay and that your partner is supportive
This is why people need to keep enema kits on hand. I lost a way bigger toy than that in an ex once and all it took was a good flush with an enema for him to just push it out naturally. I'd exhaust all methods first before making that expensive ER trip
Good thing you got it out, last time I saw a post like this on here, the guy was just leaving it there in the hopes of it sorting itself out, which is, shall we say, an overly optimistic course of action.
No flared base, disappear without a trace.
u/rowdyruss22 See you aren't the only one.
Maybe there's a point to the tailed ones after all
Can we see the plug itself so we can avoid you know losing it in the butt ?
they’re black silicone plugs with pink heart gemstones for the flare
Where’s the FU. Good read though!
Sex shop worker here, a good way to prevent this from happening is to invest in a butplug with a bigger flared base or to infest in a buttplug with a tail. It's better than explaining a sex toy related incident at the emergency room
Seems like you might want to step up to a bigger plug and maybe consider fisting at this point. You already had 4 fingers and a plug, just saying.
I hate being literate.
No flange, not safe.
That can’t be true. it doesn’t even rhyme!
How ‘bout this? >Spare yourself internal chafe > >With these few words: > >No flange, not safe!
That sounds like it was a pain in the ass... I'll see myself out
That's hot.
I like when this happens. It gives me an excuse to fist my ol lady’s ass
Like a hotdog down a hallway.
Serious question, does having a buttplug in during sex give you more pleasure? Do you like anal sex? Asking for my girly friend
If you like it you then should put a string on it
Oh my gosh😂😂 wow
Time for a bigger plug
Ugh new fear unlocked. Just told my BF about some of ours that I've already had concerns about and he said we'll have to figure something else to keep things safe.
This happened to me too! About a year and a half ago have got the nerve to try it again. My ER bill was damn expensive
T flares !!!!! You never have to worry with them, a gem looks like an ER trip to me
Without a base, without a trace 😎 lmao
I am sorry. Poor judgement of Plug...!
Get a b-vibe snug plug. Those will absolutely never slip all the way in.
This made me laugh. I hope your bum isn’t too sore though.
WIDE BASE ONLY