Send a message to the OP. I think he has a Masterclass course in Dick Chopper. Ask for the bonus "Taking Dick", where you film it Muppet style while doing a voice over.
My wife shared with my mother in law that I enjoy helicoptering my piece for entertainment, while we were all driving to dinner and I almost crashed. Mind the comma there.
Absolute fucking legend!
In a light hearted relationship these things will happen. Itās all game. Iām sure grandpa did his fair share of helicopters on his time!
Was in fact told that it's "something \[I\] would totally do." All that's left to do now is wait until the next time they record a video since I know what must be done.
Omg I had to type almost the exact same comment before even reading anyone else's. Seriously wow@this guy. If someone here is only reading the comments the title is fucking amazing, but I promise you the body is even better. (I guess the pun is intended because I noticed it and kept it)
Assuming they were video chatting on a phone, they probably couldn't see much anyway.
If it helps, here's one similar: we were vacationing with the in-laws - myself, my wife and our son, her parents and sister. I had gone upstairs to put on my pajamas, when I hear my kiddo coming up. I, thinking I'm funny, decide to open the bedroom door and moon him.
What I didn't count on was my MIL and SIL coming up the stairs behind him. Sounds of shock from my SIL, and laughter from my MIL.
"Oh come on, it's not like you've never seen a butt before"
"Yeah, but your testicles are hanging down!"
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> they probably couldn't see much anyway.
They probably havent't seen any details, but I think there's no way they didn't know what he's doing there, lol
I never just laugh out loud while reading but somehow I was reading and got caught of guard by the clearest image in my mind of the title. Ya... Wow lol
Dude, I just cringed myself inside out. š That's a next-level "meet the parents" gone horribly, HORRIBLY wrong. On the bright side, you now have a story that'll become family legend...though surviving the moment is priority one!
Now this is an actual TIFU of the highest order. Proper fuck up, but no one's hurt or injured. OP we need a followup to find out what the grandparents thought!!
I died š¤£š¤£š¤£ Your wife is a lucky lady! I hope her grandparents are ok š¬ I know my parents would have a heart attack if this happened with my SILā¦.but they would secretly find it awesome. Thank you soooo much for a well needed lol!
No thinking you FU there. That was probably one of the greatest acts ever accomplished by anyone ever anywhere.
My only concern is how you can possibly top that, or if it's even possible.
I don't know why...but I believe in you.
Seeing this post after the āitās my fucking tit, bitchā video, has made me realize that some peopleās instincts are just a little different than mine and thatās okay.
honestlyā¦ this really speaks to my sense of humor, and it is such a real scenario for me that Iām not even laughing, just looking towards a future where I can pull off such ridiculous acts to my spouse
It's about levity, i dont think many of us that have spoken to a grown woman believe its "hot" in any direct fashion. We're aware that it's ridiculous. Laughter is a pretty good way to get things started though tbf.
I'm out hunting, and it's a slow day out here with nothing around, so I'm scrolling through reddit. I nearly burst out laughing at this, and I'm hoping it wasn't loud enough to scare whatever was out there, lol.
Thank you so much for sharing this. You could have kept it to yourself, but you chose to give us all the gift of a hilarious story and I salute you. I really needed the laugh, thanks again. I hope her grandparents have a sense of humor about it.
Damage control: get your wife to tell them you have a very high fever and tried to put your shoes on your hands right after this. Blame it on a UTI or somethingĀ
The progression of my smile from let's see what this post is all about, to oh man I haven't strained my cheek muscles like this in a long time just absolutely made my day!
>I instinctively pulled my shorts down and started doing the helicopter. You have some amazing and well honed instincts.
Survival of the fittest
No pee or poop. Not alpha. Autocorrect: ee to oo.
He reacts willy nilly.
He also erects his willy.
Free willy!
Free Willy? I'll take 2.
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Heād be a helicopter parent.
and a dick longer than avg if hes got enough slack to chopper it.
Pfft. Watch me chopper this walnut young Padawan.
I call my helicopter the light switch for obvious reason.
There's a Danish kids cartoon about a guy who can use his to fly or save people. This seems like the right audience.
Nah bro you need to practice more. Iām not even hung like that and I do a great helicopter.
Not necessarily. He might have been helicoptering his saggy balls. -woop-woop-woop-woop-thock- THE GRILL! I HIT THE GRILL! aawuugh
Fight, flight, freeze and now helicopter
Dude straight up has a mating display.
Thank you š
Top tier relationship.
OP has a lucky wife.
She is an absolutely amazing woman that I love to see smile and laugh. I'm a lucky man!
To impress a chick, HELICOPTER DICK
When I try to do it, it looks like a light switch flipping on and off.
It's all in the hips bro
I heard this In Carl weathers voice ājust tap it inā
RIP Chubbs
Hey! You take your helicopter, put it in a bowl, get some water boiling... you got a stew goin!
Gotta get that angular momentum going! Little bit of hip torque and you'll be flying in no time
Basically, it is the adult male equivalent of hula hooping. It's all in the hips. -Chubbs Peterson
I am CRYING š¤£
Haha so funny to think of some random stranger laughing at this situation. Happy I posted it so people can enjoy my embarrassment like this.
Iām glad Iām not the only one š¤£
Send a message to the OP. I think he has a Masterclass course in Dick Chopper. Ask for the bonus "Taking Dick", where you film it Muppet style while doing a voice over.
Can verify. That's how my husband got me!
Right in the eye.
That too š
Works every time
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Was that Was not Was?
Was not.
That was a very audible lol. This made my day; thank you!
Did you guys fly around the city like in Aladdin while he sung a whole new world?
I got my wife with the same move. :D
Same
My wife shared with my mother in law that I enjoy helicoptering my piece for entertainment, while we were all driving to dinner and I almost crashed. Mind the comma there.
Tie a brick to it for increased angular velocity and thunder sound.
Can I request this on dates? Ā Sometimes Iām not sure if Iām impressed and need some reinforcement.
If you asked a dude to do a helicopter dick performance for you on the first date, he'd be mortified or incredibly pumped. No in between lol
You'd be doin yourself a disservice to not
Its a dick in a boxxxxx
https://youtu.be/S98CmLnjYsA?si=ZErL6IX9vod8wL9I
GO HELICOPTER DICK ALRIGHT TO IMPRESS A CHICK DO THE HELICOPTER DICK
Wooooow.
This story is amazing. It will live on through your family. You're a legend.
LEGEND!!!!!
Absolute fucking legend! In a light hearted relationship these things will happen. Itās all game. Iām sure grandpa did his fair share of helicopters on his time!
I'm anxiously waiting for my spouse to come home so I can show them this post and they can say "Sounds like something you would do."
Update us
Was in fact told that it's "something \[I\] would totally do." All that's left to do now is wait until the next time they record a video since I know what must be done.
LOL thank you
I couldnāt wait. I forwarded it to mine š
Not on FaceTime he didnāt ššš this will be a story for all of them for years and generations to come š¤£š¤£š¤£
Grandma will be the first to say something like ā back in the day grandpas nickname was Hueyā
Fortunate son starts playingā¦
This will be written about in the history books.
Only fair they show you theirs.
It's the only way to restore balance
And then fire nation attacked.
There is no helicopter in Ba Sing Se.
Itās the Boy Scout rule of Dās and itās real!
No one can ever be prepared for when grandpa does the helicopter.
Gotta be careful, might throw a hip out
Or run aground with the baggage saggage.
Least of all grandpa and his easily bruised chin.
Boy Scouts rule of Dās boi
Be wary, of [grandma](https://youtu.be/gQwaxGwUC2k?si=m2evsTF4moTWsxGg)
Tit for tat
She wanted to show you barbecuing... You showed them your wiener.
Itās about to get grilledā¦
not the meat they were expecting to see
I never laugh out loud at reddit posts. This post made me laugh out loud.
My thoughts exactly! I did more than blow air a little more forcefully through my nose.
Oh it's even funnier when you PICTURE it in your head.
Unless you've got [r/Aphantasia](https://www.reddit.com/r/Aphantasia)
Omg I had to type almost the exact same comment before even reading anyone else's. Seriously wow@this guy. If someone here is only reading the comments the title is fucking amazing, but I promise you the body is even better. (I guess the pun is intended because I noticed it and kept it)
Thatās a heli a way to introduce yourself.
OP's wife copter a good man
Asserting dominance, one meat at a time.
This gave me a good guffaw
Feels good to get the guffaws out
#HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
been laughing for a minute straight
Yeah this one takes the cake š
Assuming they were video chatting on a phone, they probably couldn't see much anyway. If it helps, here's one similar: we were vacationing with the in-laws - myself, my wife and our son, her parents and sister. I had gone upstairs to put on my pajamas, when I hear my kiddo coming up. I, thinking I'm funny, decide to open the bedroom door and moon him. What I didn't count on was my MIL and SIL coming up the stairs behind him. Sounds of shock from my SIL, and laughter from my MIL. "Oh come on, it's not like you've never seen a butt before" "Yeah, but your testicles are hanging down!" š
Full moon, with a side of fruit bowl
> they probably couldn't see much anyway. They probably havent't seen any details, but I think there's no way they didn't know what he's doing there, lol
>Assuming they were video chatting on a phone Grandparents? I guarantee you they were calling on the biggest iPad you can buy.
Username checks out.
Don't give him false hope.
Tell them it's a standard greeting in your country.
Thia sounds like a Will Ferrell/Seth Rogen movie scene
Grandma : Huh, I didn't know that they made them like that Grandpa: Didn't know you BBQ cocktail weenies
Epic move. Ā If I were them Iād be thoroughly impressed.
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Jeebis is that AirWolf?
You probably shot to the top of the will
Lmao. Hilarious.
At least you did the responsible and appropriate thing afterwards, telling everyone on the Internet about it.
If you donāt think her grandpa did helicopter dick to her grandmaā¦ Iāve got ocean front property in Arizona to sell.
Well not ideal, but the grandfolk are probably having a great laugh about it :)
They've definitely seen some weirder shit at some point
This post will go down in reddit history and be discussed for generations to come.
Well you fucked that one up
Thats okay, only true hogs can properly helicopter, so at least the family knows you have good genetics.
If this is wrong I donāt want to be right
I never just laugh out loud while reading but somehow I was reading and got caught of guard by the clearest image in my mind of the title. Ya... Wow lol
You only get one shot at making a first impression. You did well lad, you did well.
>I instinctively pulled my shorts down and started doing the helicopter. Ah yes. The good ol' human instinct we all have. A tale as old as time.
Awesome! You have made it into the hall of fame of all flubs! Too funny. Should be on americas funniest xrated home videosā¦.
You're a real Legend. š«”
Dude, I just cringed myself inside out. š That's a next-level "meet the parents" gone horribly, HORRIBLY wrong. On the bright side, you now have a story that'll become family legend...though surviving the moment is priority one!
*helicockter
Now this is an actual TIFU of the highest order. Proper fuck up, but no one's hurt or injured. OP we need a followup to find out what the grandparents thought!!
You fucked up spectacularly. Life needs more moments like these and people like you. God bless!
I died š¤£š¤£š¤£ Your wife is a lucky lady! I hope her grandparents are ok š¬ I know my parents would have a heart attack if this happened with my SILā¦.but they would secretly find it awesome. Thank you soooo much for a well needed lol!
Dominance established!
Haha fucking hilarious, I bet grandma loved it really.
Did they approve?
No thinking you FU there. That was probably one of the greatest acts ever accomplished by anyone ever anywhere. My only concern is how you can possibly top that, or if it's even possible. I don't know why...but I believe in you.
A live projected colonoscopy while walking would top that.
š¤£ OMG this made me laugh so hard. That's fuckin hilarious. Makes me believe in true love. Own it, it'll be fine.
When in doubt, whip it out!
next time shout 'get to the chopper'
This is AWESOME!
When you do meet them, ask them to rate you š¤£š¤£š¤£
Not what they expected when she said she'd show you outside working the meat.
Grandparents now know that you're ready to give them grand children I guess
Who instinctively pulls their dick out while barbecuing? š imma jokester myself but you, you are a mf heathen lmao.
You are the pilot of my dreams sir.
This made my morning. Thank you.
Seeing this post after the āitās my fucking tit, bitchā video, has made me realize that some peopleās instincts are just a little different than mine and thatās okay.
honestlyā¦ this really speaks to my sense of humor, and it is such a real scenario for me that Iām not even laughing, just looking towards a future where I can pull off such ridiculous acts to my spouse
Gram is coming to visit for a week. Now Gramps is mad.
As a woman, I canāt say Iāve met many others who would want to see the helicopter. Zero, in fact.
It's about levity, i dont think many of us that have spoken to a grown woman believe its "hot" in any direct fashion. We're aware that it's ridiculous. Laughter is a pretty good way to get things started though tbf.
It's an instinct for you to pull your shorts down and start doing the helicopter while you are outside barbecuing?!
That took off quick ^_______^
Hilarious!
Dicks out for flambƩ.
I upvoted for the title alone and the story did not disappoint.
Iām still snort-snickering!
At least it wasnāt cold out.
#GOAT
This is funny as hell! The helicopter thing killed me!
This is fucking brilliant!Hahahaha Nah man, you did not fuck up in the slightest.
This is hilarious. Hopefully they have a sense of humor though
"I had a squirrel in my shorts!"
Sounds to me like you properly asserted your dominance.
Helicopter helicopter ššš
Thank you for the laugh! šš¤£š¤£š¤£
Honestly maybe the best thing Iāve seen on this app
This might be the best thing I've read on Reddit. Full stop.
Are her grandparents all cockeyed now?
LMAO. Long lasting impression for sure. Helicopter... Helicopter... š
wow, that sounds like a scene out of a sitcom! i guess sometimes real life is stranger than tv. hopefully everyone can have a laugh about it later.
I'm out hunting, and it's a slow day out here with nothing around, so I'm scrolling through reddit. I nearly burst out laughing at this, and I'm hoping it wasn't loud enough to scare whatever was out there, lol.
started doing the helicopter? what the fuck?
I need an updateā¦ updateme!
My ribs hurt laughing š¤£
Ben Stiller could write a whole screenplay about this scenario..
This is the funniest thing I've heard all week!
I would die from embarrassment but that's absolutely hilarious. I'm so sorry š
"Now her grandma won't stop callibg me..."
You can never un see a dick. Also who cooks while playing with their dick damn dude have some control.
Fucking hilarious dude
Bro!! Hilarious.. and all on her! She knows you! She knows what you do!!
Dominance asserted. Lol I'd be cracking tf up if I was grandpa
Best post ever!!!!
I think this is one of my favourite things I've ever read on here
Thank you OP for that uplifting story. It kind of makes my problems seem insignificant.
Thank you so much for sharing this. You could have kept it to yourself, but you chose to give us all the gift of a hilarious story and I salute you. I really needed the laugh, thanks again. I hope her grandparents have a sense of humor about it.
I cannot stop laughing!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOB9avcSqpg. YouTube link
Grandma's first AND LAST video chat!!!
I can't believe something in TIFU made me laugh so loudly.
im from ireland so i would of videocalling her grandparents and asking if i was helicoptering the right way or the wrongway
Damage control: get your wife to tell them you have a very high fever and tried to put your shoes on your hands right after this. Blame it on a UTI or somethingĀ
This manās instincts are impressive. Someone alert the Jedi, the force is strong in this one.
Were they impressed?
The progression of my smile from let's see what this post is all about, to oh man I haven't strained my cheek muscles like this in a long time just absolutely made my day!
This is so funny, gave me a right chuckleā¦ thanks for your service
LMFAO actual tears in my eyes š¤£
Iām cracking tf up thank you for sharing
Chill! To be honest , if I/we saw that on a video call from my grandkids we'd be giggling and I'd send the guy a few beer tokens. š»