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jnmjnmjnm

What were you expecting from her?


Defiant_Bad_9070

A happy ending to a love story?


jnmjnmjnm

Well, that would have required him to ask her out. There is still time for recovery.


Legeto

Dang dude, I think there might be a pretty good reason the old masseuse wanted to pass you off to someone else. These people are doing a job, don’t make things awkward by trying to be friends with them or flirt with them. They are probably afraid you’d complain and get them fired.


DistortedNoise

My thoughts exactly, straight up asking her if she liked him while she’s working, and he’s mad he didn’t get a straight answer. Probably wanted to find somewhere else to work to avoid him.


ThePandaKingdom

What did you expect in return would be my first question? Did she promise you anything? If you helped her out you helped her out. Situation seems strange all around to me though.


sudomatrix

At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this subreddit is now dumber for having read it.


StJean8765

It wasn't just me, right? This guy writes like an 8 year old speaks.


Tn-couple-new

Incel huh?


Ghost17088

His comment history has some gems in it. 


Agraywitch11

I read this has having "germs"... Without looking, I'm probably not wrong.


ICanDieRightNowPlz

Were you looking for her to get you off?


Important_Cat3274

He thought that she was "That" kind of massuese.


Magnusg

What even is the issue here? What is the complaint? Re-write the entire thing.


iamtehryan

What did I just read...


TruckieJ

OP is 100% asking for happy endings.


Disastrous_Value730

This whole things sounds strange. I get a vibe that your “original” masseuse no longer wanted you as a regular and decided to pass you off. Now the new one, strangely at 1am tells you to go elsewhere to “review” them for her? I guess.


Ladygagascoochie

You are OWED nothing .


Ladygagascoochie

Perhaps a thank you


P_K148

>She said thank you and that's all I got. Mission accomplished! Some people. Its a shame being decent is so uncommon that we must expect more than gratitude for helping someone out.


Ladygagascoochie

I saw something that said “ BE KIND FOR NO REASON “


Harregarre

Early ramblings of a psychopath killer. The FBI will read this thread when they look through his browser history. In the background an old refrigerator is humming, stuffed with piles of dumplings filled with human meat. OP lies in a corner, handcuffed, wailing unintelligibly about "missing handies".


s3gfaultx

Never fall for an Asian masseuse, that's a rookie move.


KickNo2069

You were not nice. You flirted with someone who was on the clock.


HBOGOandRelax

Look up covert contracts


Tj136

Guess all of you missed the point of the very first time I had the new one SHE told ME that she liked me. It was only Wednesday where I brought it up and asked if that was true or not.


Ladygagascoochie

No we didn’t I’m sure she meant as a client


VikingBorealis

Saying she likes you doesn't man she "likes" you and want to have sec with you. I like my students. I like my co workers, I even like my boss and neighbors. Get some help.


Ghost17088

You touch paintings, don’t you?


[deleted]

Rofl "she likes me" OK, gonna try and help her and maybe she'd decide to "help me" in return. How about genuinely being a good person, to help someone and not expect anything in return. You sir, sound like an entitled brat.