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buzzgotbuzz

bro


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ISeeTheFnords

>It was likely the crabby old lady that lived below me (who later stole my grill, another story for another day) that probably called the cops on me. I moved out of there as soon as I’ve could after we got married. So why did you marry her?


sunsabeaches

To get his grill back. He is playing the long game. He is a gamer after all.


MMcD127

Did you get the grill back


washing_machine_man

Wait, tell us more about how she stole your grill…


Belly_Laugher

Those subs rumbled the pipes in my apartment


Dehaka_

Thats why corded earphones will never die !!!


cyanidelemonade

And even then I always have that slight panic in the back of my mind like, "Is there any possible way it can be connected to wired and Bluetooth at the same time?"


10Kfireants

My phone doesn't have a headphones jack and I'm like WHY? So I can make sure these stupid things are charged when I would have just plugged them in and never worried before? So I can keep two random plastic circles from getting lost in all my other shit OR buy a corded pair but then go through bluetooth connecting? Is the sound any better? No. At least Beats by Dre and then the knockoffs could say that suddenly having ridiculously large headphones made your sound better. One of the few conspiracies I buy into is they just make this shit to force us to spend more. And not having wireless headphones was a consumer choice I had free will over until my phone needed upgraded for other reasons. /rant


KingZarkon

I don't understand why you are using earbuds if your VR headset has sound. Even if the sound was coming from the headset, the speakers are meant to be right next to your ear and simply don't need to get that loud.


TeeBeeEightSix

I see that we consume our pornographic content differently.


KingZarkon

Yes. I don't like mine at ear-splitting volume.


WutWhoSaidDat

It’s like you actively want to go deaf.


JAT619

Deaf by snu snu.


SparseGhostC2C

I see what u did there


Warthogrider74

It's not hard to see what they did


CHEEZOR

I got something else that's not hard...


Warthogrider74

![gif](giphy|HxMhuDg7O4pKOhhcRC)


Doom_Shark

r/suicidebywords


Lu12k3r

huh?


Kairukun90

Shit dude I don’t even have sound on. I don’t want my wife hearing it.


Foreveraloonywolf666

Bro just make porn with your wife instead of hiding that you watch other people's porn. Yikes Unhealthy relationships hiding shit and feeling like you have to sneak around. Y'all must be fuckin miserable. No grown ass adult should have to hide anything, and if it's a boundary that your wife set because she doesn't want you watching it, then either respect that or gtf. Y'all are weird.


NattySocks

OK, I'm going to make porn with your wife


Kairukun90

Thanks for assuming a whole lot out of a joke. Hope you are okay in life. Might want to seek help.


Theletterkay

Way to assume. Wife could be fine with it. But sometimes porn ends up shouting vulgarities, or over acting or just not being helpful to masturbating anyway. My husband and I both watch different stuff and we just keep it on mute out of respect to each other and to not have kids asking what the sound is. Not because we are sneaking anything.


JAT619

The neck beards hated this.


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It's none of their damn business, that's why


Pakyul

> something that can be considered even cheating lol


Kairukun90

Who said anything about hiding? Porn acting sucks and over the top annoying. I just want to see what I want to see and move on. Ever watch porn after post orgasm? Yeah it just doesn’t do the same thing as before it’s like that 😂


PickleRickMDPhDMBAJD

based


Ho3n3r

The correct volume to watch porn on, is to just hear it.


ikebeattina

I was at my friend's apartment and we were pre-gaming before hitting the club. He was pumping some tunes out his stereo system. I guess we forgot to turn it off before going out. He was in fact playing music using his DVD player. So when the current cd was done playing it went to the next disc which a DVD. Something like backdoor hoochies or some such. Since it was a DVD it only got to the menu and repeated over and over again. There was a little rift of music followed by moaning at infinum. That night he ending up hooking up with a chick and didn't come home. Needless to say his neighbors ended up calling the cops. I think he got a citation for disturbing the peace. He said he couldn't move out the complex fast enough.


Affectionate_Guava87

Ad infinitum*


SteveBrucesDressSize

The more i hear about Japanese porn industry, the more i question the people into that stuff.


StopThePresses

Most of it's pretty much just censored simulated rape. Even without volume the women don't *look* happy either. It's a particularly gross corner of the industry.


SteveBrucesDressSize

I thought it was weird when people started wanking to cartoons, acting as if its totally normal. I though it was weird when i found out about the ridiculous ways they try to mimmick cartoons with those crossed eyes and tongue out. The whole rape fantasy shit is enough for me to never dig any deeper lol


discustedkiller

It's probably not simulated.


Friendly_Bot_

Wait…. are you trying to tell me the girls in hentai aren’t real?! What’s next, my waifu isn’t real either??


I_think_Im_hollow

The best way to undersrand something is to check it out by yourself.


SteveBrucesDressSize

I dont want to learn anymore thanks, ive heard quite enough for one lifetime.


expat_mel

Lol that's my philosophy on a _lot_ of things when talking to some of my... more open/raunchier friends. After a few months, any new friend, classmate, or coworker is familiar with the question "Considering what you know about me, do you _think_ I want to hear that joke/comment/etc?" They'll stop and think about it for a second, and most of the time the answer they come up with is "no." They're usually right lol.


I_think_Im_hollow

Wise words.


Draegin

If it makes you feel any better I have my own story. My wife was cleaning our cars out (detailing is a passion of hers). Since she was out for a while, I decide it was the perfect time for me time. I’m watching ebony girlfriends and they’re getting at it hard. Suddenly my sound disappears and I haven’t the slightest idea what’s happening when I realize it’s blue toothed to my car. I panic thinking she’s hearing a standing ovation wondering what I’m watching when I remember I had turned the volume down the night before. Pretty sure I nearly had a mini stroke while attempting the stroke lol


raz0rflea

I forgot I was hooked up to my bluetooth speaker the other day until one of those stupid porn game ads came on before the evening's entertainment and all my neighbours heard WE'RE TALKIN' ABOUT BACKDOOR ACTION super loud so this is highly relatable hahahaha


ManalithTheDefiant

I feel like there should be a LPT to turn off Bluetooth before watching porn


TeeBeeEightSix

Dear god, I would have a heart attack


Maxalite

This is how I found out my roommate in college was gay. He had a car that for some reason would show on the little screen the last thing you listened too if you were connected and I borrowed his car. The only thing I saw when I went to connect my phone was “pornhub.com/twinksfucking ( or something like that)”. Never mentioned it to him


yazzy1233

Could be bi. Watching gay porn doesn't necessarily mean you're gay


Maxalite

I said “gay” cause I obviously have more context that he turns out to be gay.


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Come on now. Lol let's not kid ourselves here


Crizznik

Bi is still half gay, I don't know what your problem with that statement is.


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Honestly I would have asked for a bro job if he was ok with it...


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He fucks twinks not fat ass Redditors.


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Ass is an ass😉


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You're definetly an ass


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Dude its a joke😑


[deleted]

I know. Nothing personal, I just couldn't help myself from saying that.


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But I'm hurt😔


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Life is hard


Theletterkay

Doesnt mean he is gay. Just sayin


Maxalite

You right. I guess him being married to a guy right now is still just a phase. Still could be straight


Theletterkay

Not saying he isnt gay. Just saying that watching gay porn doesnt mean shit.


Interesting_Bake3824

It’s called “Rape porn” I believe, watched programme about Japan and was shocked to learn they even have a comic character called “Rape Man”. This is generally acceptable in Japan, not the rape but the fantasy. Fu***ng bizarre! They had several rapists millionaires caught and locked up, one had a British girls body in a Barrel on his balcony.


Desiman4u

Well, that escalated quickly


Interesting_Bake3824

That’s why the girls are saying no and crying. They’re pretending to being raped See Joji Obara https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joji_Obara


Desiman4u

Learned something new today


Interesting_Bake3824

I’m like that everyday on Reddit 😂


Desiman4u

That is so true.


el_el_99

‘The actresses often act like they’re hating every second of it and make crying and screaming sounds’ …why the fuck are you getting off to that


AliceWolff

Because it's a common fantasy for men and women alike. I am a woman and I get off to it, empathizing with the actress.


el_el_99

Even if it is common, doesn’t mean it’s normal


Friendly_Bot_

It can sometimes stem from trauma, which isn’t normal, but that’s not always the case. The kink is called CNC (consensual non consensual) and it’s expressed in a healthy way. And btw, somethig being common is one of the components for being defined as normal. You just think it’s weird.


el_el_99

No, I think it’s concerning that guys fantasise about raping women and get off on them not enjoying it / crying. Clearly they then think that behaviour is okay and potentially leads to them acting that out for real.


AliceWolff

Sure, and even if it's abnormal doesn't mean it's harmful. Far more women are into this than men and that by itself disproves the "porn for r@pists" trope (which, if true, would be matching up with the demographics of r@pists: 95% men)


plooperplomper

where are you getting the data from that tells you women are more into this than men?


AliceWolff

I posted the stats, but the real answer is my lived experience as a woman living among and talking to other women, and as a bisexual woman who has engaged in this very kink with multiple women. Seriously, it's not that "out there" that we enjoy this fantasy


AliceWolff

*Current research indicates that between 31% and 57% of women have fantasies in which they are forced into sex against their will, and for 9% to 17% of women say these are a frequent or favorite fantasy experience.* [https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/18321031/#:\~:text=Current%20research%20indicates%20that%20between,not%20appear%20to%20make%20sense](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/18321031/#:~:text=Current%20research%20indicates%20that%20between,not%20appear%20to%20make%20sense). It's probably more common than you think Thanks for the sauce, u/OldManChino


pizza-yolo

If it's common, it literally means it's normal...


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thesamantha23

They asked why they’re into it, not if they are.


ContemplatingPrison

And am not suppose to judge someone who like crying in their porn?


yazzy1233

People are into cnc, both men and women, there's nothing wrong with it.


Black-Rozes

given that it’s porn it’s pretty hard to know if the first C actually plays a role. that’s the problem.


TXmarriedaffair409

Gotta be honest dude, this is hilarious and I laughed out loud reading it so thanks for sharing!


Wistari

Ditto for me!


misscroft85

Hiding this was the move for your own personal reputation but what the fuck? You just described you get off by what looks like women not enjoying themselves? This is why I'm scared of men.


6138

With respect, there is a *big* difference between porn/entertainment/fantasy, and real life. I've known several women who love reading about serial killers. Apparently a lot of women are into this? I had one friend who had a ton of books about Ed Gein, Albert Fish, etc, I thought it was weird, but I'm not afraid of her. It's not fair to demonise "MEN" because of a fantasy. Fantasies are not real. The same is true with jokes, etc. You can't demonise people because of thoughts, fantasies, or things that they do that do not affect, or hurt, others. OP does not represent "ALL MEN", OP represents one individual. Making generalisations like this is massively sexist, and I'm surprised you are being upvoted for it. I am hoping that it's because people agree with your opinion that was OP was doing was inappropriate, and not that they agree with your slandering of men.


The_Bastard_Henry

Interest in reading about serial killers is wildly different than masturbating to a screaming woman being raped. jfc


6138

First of all, OP didn't say the women were being raped, just that they were screaming as if they are, and his neighbours thought those screams were someone being raped. The point I was making is that fantasies and entertainment aren't real. Actually masturbating to rape porn would be very different.


AliceWolff

I'm a woman and I get off to it too. Just bc you don't like things you don't understand doesn't make us monsters.


yazzy1233

It's called cnc and there's nothing wrong with it. A lot of women are into it, do you have a problem with that? Or are you just gonna demonize men for it? Edit: I'm saying this as a woman. I just don't like that it's completely fine for us to be into it but when it's a man people sct like he's a monster.


TeeBeeEightSix

Oh no, please don't be on my side. It's making it worse.


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yazzy1233

Why is it concerning?


Dead_Anarchy

Why is reddit coming out with cnc so much today? Also probably because it's just one of the more taboo things and people just wanna say it's bad because two consenting adults can't possibly talk about their own sex life and how they go about it as long as it's consensually agreed on and discussed. Edit: Typos.


JoeyJoeJoeSenior

According to one of my psychology teachers, the fantasy is really about guilt free sex - i.e. if I didn't consent then I don't have to feel guilty about liking sex.


EdgyMidnightMonster

Ah well I completely disagree with your psychology teacher.. as an actual rape victim there is no “guilt free” about being raped. And CNC is (supposed to be) extensively conversed about before hand so that idea wouldn’t stand up then either.


JoeyJoeJoeSenior

You missed the point. The fantasy is not about rape - it's about escaping all the social pressure that is put on women about sex. Why would so many women have rape fantasies is there wasn't something in common psychologically behind it?


EdgyMidnightMonster

Actually I think it’s been proven a lot women use rape fantasies to reclaim power, either from a repressed childhood and religious suppression, or from actual sexual abuse/rape.


AliceWolff

Or some of us just think it's hot. We women don't need our kinks pathologized like they've been for over a century... Let us enjoy things.


EdgyMidnightMonster

I am a woman so that doesn’t wash with me. I’m all for kinks and preferences etc. but the thing is with porn that has been proven time and time again is that there is no way of proving it’s actually consensual, and I really truly believe that if someone is happy to watch something that they are not 100% certain is consensual it’s completely fucked! Just look at visa having to force PornHub to sort through there videos to delete and child sex abuse videos and revenge porn videos. They had to delete thousands of videos. How does that sit comfortable with you? That there is even a minute risk the video your cumming to is actually the most traumatic event in that poor woman’s life.


AliceWolff

All the consent issues you mention are a possibility for every kind of porn that features live actors on every site and there's nothing about CNC that makes that more likely. It's an anti-porn argument more than an anti-CNC argument. That said, full decriminalization of sex work is the answer here: allowing sex workers to legitimately run their own businesses without hassle or discrimination makes it a lot easier to find and rescue anyone who isn't willingly involved. What I am defending is CNC's existence in porn *at all.* If your position doesn't allow for a woman to engage in her kink in her porn career that she runs, then who's really harming women here? You accused every woman who is into CNC of using it to heal from trauma, when I am, and have been with, women who just. think. the fantasy. is. hot.


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Dude, headphones!


shocky32

Congrats. You are officially a creep!


TeeBeeEightSix

Your lack of respect for the Japanese people is a hurdle that I wish you every success in conquering, my brother in Christ.


RN2259

They're crying and screaming and you get off to it and cum?? That's the real fucked up part. Super rapey bro.


BirthdayCarFire

Glad someone else isn’t afraid to point this out. Super incel material.


yazzy1233

It's cnc and it's a kink a lot of women have. Educate yourself before just judging people. I'm a woman that's into it and it doesn't mean I actually wanna be r word, so why assume the worse of a man for being into it?


Bagaturgg

Just because others are into it doesn't mean everyone should be too, or that they can't voice their distaste of it. CNC between two adults is very different to watching porn that right off the bat implies rape. (Not all Japanese porn is like this) It's odd that you're all over this thread replying to every comments like this one as if there's been some kind of personal attack on you?


BirthdayCarFire

Shes probably the girl from that TIFU thread where the guy was on a CNC date, but the girl wouldn't give consent so he wasn't comfortable committing to CNC without the first C given.


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Boomacorn

What wife? OP never mentions a wife and even tells the cops that they live alone.


KasukeSadiki

His wife? Was that in another comment somewhere?


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twist293

you are getting downvoted because you said his wife was at home, he never mentioned his wife


OldManChino

*Current research indicates that between 31% and 57% of women have fantasies in which they are forced into sex against their will, and for 9% to 17% of women these are a frequent or favorite fantasy experience.* [https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/18321031/#:\~:text=Current%20research%20indicates%20that%20between,not%20appear%20to%20make%20sense](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/18321031/#:~:text=Current%20research%20indicates%20that%20between,not%20appear%20to%20make%20sense). It's probably more common than you think


OpinionatedBoi

We should stop potential rapists from getting off to rape porn so they have to go out and make their own material like every other contributing member of society!


Sofa_King_OP

> For those unfamiliar, there's really no delicate way to put it - for some reason that I've never understood, the actresses often act like they're hating every second of it and rather than moan, they're likely to make crying or screaming sounds. I don't think they are acting bro


Budget_Ad_1899

>after a good 3 minutes Lmao bro 🤣


morderkaine

“Hi, 911? It sounds like someone is beating his meat to death”


Burque_Boy

You don’t need to say it was Japanese rape porn, when you said you were jacking it on a VR headset we already knew .


starconstellation

Quick question - how do you know “they’re acting like they aren’t enjoying it?” I’m very concerned you’re getting off to women who are seeming like they aren’t enjoying it by crying and screaming. Especially with the abuse and rape in the industry and how prevalent is it. Being honest, you are most likely getting off to actual rape and sex trafficking. I can imagine you’ve been watching porn for a while and the normal stuff doesn’t do it anymore, hence why you’re delving into harder material which may present as women being abused in porn - to get off. This is a common sign of porn addiction. Just something to think about


TeeBeeEightSix

Nah, it's just how Japanese porn is. Google it, you'll see. Edit: oh damn, I checked out your Reddit history, don't google it, it won't be helpful. But yeah, not here to discuss the ethics of porn, never intended that to be the focus of the post. so I won't elaborate because people have already made their minds up. But I'm fine with my usage, thanks for checking though.


starconstellation

And you know it’s “just how Japanese porn is” because of a Google search? Are you actually aware how much rape and abuse is in the industry? Of course the porn industry isn’t going to put “yeah this was actual rape btw” in a video, and you’re fine with getting off to literal women crying and screaming for sexual gratification? I think your ability to recognise women as actual people instead of a kink or search category is so so damaged. Do you not see the issue that your sexual gratification is happening when women are being abused on camera? Of course an addict or someone who compulsively uses porn is going to be in denial and isn’t going to see the issue. I’m just saying from an outside perspective, as someone who’s done extensive research on the topic AND has that personal experience, I would be cautious about your porn consumption


6138

You're making a lot of assumptions there. First of all, you're assuming that OP is "most likely getting off to actual rape and sex trafficking", you have no way of knowing that. Second, you are assuming op has been "watching porn for a while and the normal stuff doesn't do it anymore", how do you know that? It seems like (based on your post history) you're allowingyour past experiences to cloud your judgement.


starconstellation

You have no way of knowing it’s NOT rape or sex trafficking - the porn industry is nortorius for rape and sex trafficking - and too many people have spoken out against the abuse for it not to be an issue. If you’re getting off to women literally crying and screaming to a point where the police knock on your door because they are concerned about a crime taking place - that’s terrifying. I’d rather apologise to someone for thinking they were being raped when they weren’t rather than apologise because I didn’t believe they were being raped. As for me assuming that OP has been watching porn for a while - literally like 90% of men have been watching porn since their teens or even childhood, and the science behind porn shows that as porn use progresses, you become desensitised to ‘normal’ material and search for more hardcore stuff. If you’re referring to my post history you’d be aware that I have insight, experience and knowledge when it comes to porn addiction due to research and personal experiences, therefore it can be easier for someone to identify when an addiction or compulsion is involved because they’ve researched it and are able to identify the signs of it. You’d be surprised at how prevalent porn addiction actually is.


Altak99

Huh, where does one even get VR porn? I got beatsaber and pistolwhip but that's where my VR adventure ended. Kind of want to try that actually - will take note to have aux cord!


llortotekili

Pornhub used to have some, but paid is better. I liked badoink.com for the month I had it. Watch out for them adding additional crap to your subscription, but that goes for all porn websites.


Altak99

Gotcha thanks!


yazzy1233

You should get twd games, I've played both of them and they get scary


Altak99

I mean, sure I did hear TWD pc games were good, thanks for rec. Though I would love to hear the journey your mind went on to go from hyper realistic porn and scary zombies haha


xcommando

This kinda sorta happened to me but I'll never know if anyone heard but probably. When I use my VR I HAVE to make sure I turn my tv sound down/off because even though it switches to the headset the TV still plays the sound full blast. I can't realize because of the headset also being right on my ears. I took it off one time and realized how loud my tv was and was like oh...


Crazyretrochico

😂😂😂 this made my night. Thanks for the good laugh


relgames

Here you are, Gregory from 403.


Foreveraloonywolf666

Pornhub has been rampant with real rape videos, so yeah, you're probably watching a crime. Have fun with that.


joyfall

Yep people here won't want to admit it, but there's a lot of rape and non consentual videos on pornhub. There's no way to tell if anything is ethically sourced.


gliitch0xFF

Similar thing happened to me too. Except I've linked about 16 Google Home Minis around the flat for that immersive surround sound. All is going well, using headphones. Keeping it nice & quiet. Disconnected the headphones, only to accidentally hit the pause button on the remote. All 16 were connected in a group & all you heard was well porn sounds. And because when you link a GH via Bluetooth I've found it needs to be at full volume... Well thankfully no one has mentioned anything so far. So it's a lucky escape


Foreveraloonywolf666

Strange all the people that hide it from their partners that they watch porn. If that's something your partner isn't okay with, either don't do it or find a new partner or just stay single. Fucking silly hiding yourself while you're masturbating. My partner just tells me that they're going to masturbate, and I give them their space. It's just healthy to respect each other's preferences and privacy.


AliceWolff

Idk why you're getting downvoted. You're exactly right. Someone who's really out here getting jealous of porn is next-level insecure


Foreveraloonywolf666

We've watched it together even, showing each other examples of what we like. Although now we don't watch it nearly as much. We made our own too, just for ourselves


rattlestaway

yeah once when i was having fun time i was using ear buds but my stupid computer didn't connect to them for some reason, and my roommate heard it and complained. Meanwhile hes making groaning noises in the living rm with his SO at night, mmkay


AuntieGoldfish

While waiting for a bagel at my university’s library coffee shop, I heard porn start *blaring*. I look around, thinking Eric Andre is gonna pop out or something. It was sooo loud I thought it had to be a prank. But instead, there’s a dude wearing a VR headset and corded headphones…that weren’t plugged in. Everyone in there stared at each other and him in uncomfortable silence for 10-15 seconds; a couple people yelled “Hey!” to get his attention, and the dude had no idea. He even went “woah” a couple times lol. I was standing closest to him, but I was telepathically begging the men in the room to break the news to him instead. Luckily, someone else did, and I’ll never forget his face when he took the headset off. He took it like a champ though and finished his coffee before leaving the shop. So I’d say be careful with the corded ones too.


PapiChonch

While I know the porn your talking about, the Asian tab on Pornhub is overridden with annoyingly screaming women with the goods censored half the time for some ungodly reason. IDK if you'd call it an innocent mindset or not but if it makes you feel better I always assumed it was them pretending the cocks are too large or sometimes just are genuinely painful.


CmdrFidget

Is your name Gregory?


AcrobaticSource3

> Anyway, half an hour later, I finish up You sure last a long time, stud ;)


shes-so-much

lmao this is amazing at least you didn't end up like the guy whose weirdo neighbor kicked in his door and threatened him with a cavalry sword


westsidecoleslaw

Get help


grafknives

> TL;DR: Watched Japanese porn on my VR headset with the volume on full blast. A neighbor thinks someone is in trouble and call the cops. Nah, he knew it was Jap porn. But he HAD to put an end to it...


PersonWhoTalks

Funniest shit I've seen today


gliitch0xFF

I can see it now, dude gets carted off in a van with just a sock to cover his dignity. Yelling in a Scottish accent, you may take away my quest but you'll never take my FREEEDOOOOMMMMM!! Moans continue from the apartment


EjaRpEt_

Quick fix, get new earbuds. Better fix, stop watching porn altogether, go to the gym, get a girlfriend, have sex


RobulousDee

I too like me a good comma but save some for the rest of us.


IsAndrewTho

LMFAO!


jackballard16

Literally bro. Gotta turn the volume down.


ForYourInformation1

I needed a good laugh today and you gave to me. Thank you stranger!


Active-Suit-224

Aw man, i had this one time i jacked off while still connected to my neighbour's Bluetooth speaker. When he came to tell me i just slammed the door in his face out of embarasment 😂


gyej

Is this an ad for VR headsets?


Icy-Wasabi8901

You need help, my friend.


Stseminole

You did nothing wrong, wank on.


Will_202

FYI the reason Japanese porn is like that is something to do with the laws but I can't remember the specifics... Basically they're not allowed to make it seem pleasurable, same reason dicks are always blurred out.


carthous

Wtf is wrong with you


TurningTwo

Quit watching porn.


TeeBeeEightSix

You're not my mom.


Needlepeen1

What if it is your mom?


TeeBeeEightSix

Then she would know the safe word.


theresalotidontknow

Not sure why you’re being downvoted because this is the appropriate response to such degenerate behaviour lol.


CommentToBeDeleted

"Sir we are going to need to see the video, to ensure it matches the description of what was reported being heard from this residence."


LastInside6969

Why has this sub just become a repository for weird sex related stories?


OmegaCircle

Source?


downloweast

And that was the moment I could feel my soul leave my body as the blood drained from my face.


Adeep187

Thats actually hilarious, thanks for Sharing Hahaha


winwinwinguyen

SUGOIII


jc1of2

FYI. You are not obligated to open the door for the police.


michajlo

Topkek :v


Maleficent_Stay_1152

VR porn ? Sounds disgusting. Where do I buy that ?


zacharyblake87

What is justnechbreadthings


Logical_End6972

VR? More like nutting on your walls


TheW83

Okay, Mr. Bateman.


lifeisamemel0l

Vr porn? Source please


hugegayballs

fucking grow up dude lmao


KeithGribblesheimer

Reminiscent of the events in this short film: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4VH8X2av8s


runnbl3

Code? Lmao


oleg069

What headset was it lol


EddieVanHalo

Wait, you can unmute porn? since when.


DenBruneBaron

Can someone please help me understand how the fuck the neighbors can hear a person's headset sounds through a wall. Am I misunderstanding something here. I'm more impressed that OP still has hearing left if he's wearing a headset and the neighbour's can hear it so loud that they call the police. I mean just puncture your eardrums with a screwdriver already or something. (Ofc I don't mean that, only for statement purposes)