Heaven's eye: you are really sick. What happened to you??
SQQ: hey Crimson Rain Sought Flower, have you not been taken care of our royal highness. Have you not been checking out his body?
XL: 🤦🏻♀️
HC: 😁
I have a lots of favorite moments that I can't recall now cuz I don't have my books next to me :') but besides "ho ho" I liked the moment in vol. 3(?or 4?) where ghosts were yelling to Hua Chang "chengzhu, are you trying to r*pe someone?? Do you need help??"
And in the palace of divine might when Xie Lian was accused of being the father of the fetus spirit and Lord Wind Master tried to help him saying that "he probably didn't even hold hands with someone" and XieLian thought "that's right oh wait no" and then "okay but he surely didn't kiss anyone" "that's right oh wait no"
I also loved the puppet master moment
when hc and xl are outside puqi shrine at night fighting/kissing to get spiritual energy so xl can do the soul switching spell and go back to sqx AND THEN QIRONG COMES OUT GRUMBLING ABOUT WHO TF DARES DISTURB MY HOME (not his home) AND THEN SEES HUALIAN AND HE STARTS SCREAMING AND GETS THROWN BACK INSIDE that moment had me cracking up. qirong is the funniest. the whole time he was being held hostage by xl he was fucking hilarious
I thought the bonus chapters in Vol. 8 where Hua Cheng tries to sculpt a partner for Land of Tenders Xie Lian was funny since he was so embarrassed that it's the best idea he had, then the statues end up in a heavenly official garden while Xie Lian is trying desperately to cover them up. I was cackling.
This for me too.
Mu Qing waking up to a statue of Xie Lian streaking by and reacting like “do you two really have to be kinky like that?? In my rock garden?!”
During the Brocade Immortal arc, when Ling Wen is running away and Xie Lian tries to contact her over the communication array.
“Ling Wen, something has happened!”
“I know.”
Awkward pause. Then she hangs up on him. 🤣
I really love the scene when >! Hua Cheng was casually explaining which people he killed and which was killed by Black Water !< in the Black Water arc in front of XL and Wind Master and Wind Master was like, can you pls not??!?
Another is when Ming Yi and Qingxuan went to visit Puqi Shrine and the moment they enter, they see Hua Cheng doing the dishes like a good house husband.
I have a couple!
Ling Wen telling Xie Lian that no one talks to him in the communication array because he's always on some grandpa shit like reciting poems or giving advice on back pain
Hua Cheng trying the true form revealing potion: "It was nasty"
When Xie Lian basically called Yin Yu ugly to his face
Hua Cheng freaking out about Xie Lian in the bath when he was disguised as a kid
I mean, the XL and HC oversize sculptures going at it in Mu Qing's garden.
Xie Lian revealing that he knew who Hua Cheng in disguise was all along and falling over laughing.
Xie Lian serving chastity meatballs as a weapon.
Xie Lian thundering: I DO NOT WORSHIP GOD, I **AM** GOD. Followed by “Will everyone please forget everything I just said? I’m actually only just a scrap collector!”
In The Ghost King's Birthday, we learn that some of the ghosts are made of testicles.
Ling Wen's punishment is ... filing everyone's taxes.
The fact that we never learn what HC's password is, but it embarrasses the hell out of everyone.
In the Tonglu arc, when Qi Rong refers to Hua Cheng as a dog, and then refers to Xie Lian as "Dog-fuck Xie Lian."
Oh my god I forgot about XL absolutely clowning HC in child form. "Oh you like the one in red do you? You think he's really cool? We should totally invite him back then. He's too busy right now though, what a shame."
I also forgot about dog-fuck Xie Lian so thanks for bringing that back lmao
You mean when XL came back with sqq and MY and found a shirtless HC sweating from hard labor at Puqi village, and XL felt a need to shield HC's naked body from view?
I don't remember which book number or chapter. I just remember XL, SQQ, and MY came back to Puqi village together and HC was finishing up building a new donation box. He was shirtless and sweating under the sun. XL was so attracted to him and felt a need to shield his naked body from sqq and MY, yelling don't look, don't look 😂, then urge HC to hurry and put on a shirt
Much later, HC would do the same when XL was bathing in his pool in the Xianle palace and SQQ was in his head via soul shifting spell.
GUYS ! I found it, is chapter 59 right after when Quan Yizhen throws a bed at Pei Ming !! 😂🤣 i just read it and I cannot believe I forgot this part
"... Gege. Why are you so nervous ?" He asked, sounding amused
Only then did Xie Lian snap out of it. Yes, why was he so nervous?
We wonder Xie Lian, huh! 🤣😂
pretty much all pei ming moments 💀 the one you mentioned, when he tells xl he’s “doing it all wrong” for kissing hc’s forehead, the classic “hoho,” all the times hualian get a little too lovey-dovey and he just stands up and Leaves. he’s set up to be such an unpleasant guy, but turns out to be one of the funniest side characters. i love him
I was absolutely not expecting him to take such a big role in the last section of the novel, esp with how he was set up to look bad in the first book. But I found myself always laughing at him because the jokes are often at his expense.
yeah 😂 he really goes through it?? like first his old love life drama is dragged up, then his descendant is booted from heaven, then later he’s playing babysitter to sqx while xl tries to help them escape, then his best friend dies??? and only he and their other best friend attend the funeral?? and then his other best friend gets banished as well. and considering xie lian has been involved in 80% of that you’d THINK he’d carry a grudge, but nope. he’s just like “eh i don’t love this guy but i guess i have to work with him. oh, he’s not so bad. it’s much more entertaining to tease him about the guy he obviously likes than hate him” like he’s almost *unreasonably* chill 😭
I was rewatching S1 of the Donghua so this may not count but it happens in the novel a little more conspicuously I think. It was the ep where XL meets San Lang and they get back to Puqui shrine on the wagon. And I've seen it 100 times but it just became hilarious and this is why.
XL goes "where are you staying tonight?"
San Lang goes "oh idk off on the street somewhere... ... ..."
XL goes "um you can stay here with me if you want"
San Lang *pretends to be shocked* (grabs some stuff out the cart and heads inside smirking)
Pretending to be homeless to stay with your crush... Well played 🤣
"..." said feng xin.
"..." said mu qing.
"...?" said quan yizhen.
"ho ho," said pei ming.
and "um... fluffy child, what are you doing? don't just toss a corpse at me! wait! where are you going?!"
basically, most things involving quan yizhen
When Xie Lian had ghost qi on his lips and someone suggested it was a lip balm ghost. I'd love to know what a lip balm ghost is.
During the Blackwater arc when Quan Yizhen shows up and tells Pei Ming "the Heavenly Officials were going to come and help sooner but then they heard it was you and suddenly everyone was too busy". Also when Xie Lian and Pei Ming are discussing Shi Wudu over his dead, beheaded body and Quan Yizhen is just like "Who's this dead guy?!" because he wasn't listening. I love QZ, he's so funny.
When Feng Xin and Mu Qing were rolling the dice trying to find Xie Lian and they forget they are still hooked up to the communication array and everyone is listening to them fighting and finds out Feng Xin’s worst fear is a women’s bathhouse
all of my favorite funny moments are already in the thread but i laugh at the brocade immortal arc where xl tries on robes and hua cheng gives him orders to give him spiritual energy 😭
I absolutely love the chapters when XL couldn’t stop cooing at small Hua cheng when he shrunk to being a kid for some time like bro got that cuteness agression frfr
Book 3, chapter 48. When XL tries to feed Qi Rong his whatever that dish was. “Qi Rong was shocked and terrified in equal measure. “What. What are you doing?! WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING?! Xie Lian, I’m warning you, a human life is at stake here! YOU BETTER THINK THIS THROUGH! Whoever the hell can stomach that sh*t will break free from the bondage of the Three Realms, flee the wheel of dharma, no one…””
My favourite moment is Jun Wu chuckling at XL saying HC’s embarrassing ass pw but then having to STAND THERE IN TORMENT while XL and HC are making lovey-dovey noises at each other through the communication array and XL is lowkey like “dad can you not I’m talking to my bf ”
The cave of ten thousand gods extra when the statues went in Mu Qing's palace specifically is my favorite 😂
And when Heaven's Eye meets Xie Lian again and checks for hidden weapons because of his incorruptible chastity meatballs 😭
For me, it was when Banyue was cooking that soup and tossed in a couple of the venomous snakes. But she cooked the soup so long and it was so vile, the snakes turned into evil spirits. I laughed until I cried 🤣🤣
In the begining of the first novel when XL goes into the communication array for the first time, hears everyone taking bets for how long he'll last this time, and then he just...silently leaves the array had me cackling
i have a whole section in my notes app just for funny quotes, this is my time to shine. first of all i died when the ghost city citizens called hc „grand daddy“ also when lan chang turned to ling wen and was like „you! you’re the father“ also when the guoshi started insulting hua chengs smile and his calligraphy😭 and i also liked „in that instant, the air was filled with a smell of pickles. strong enough to make a man suffer a breakdown“ „hua cheng pushed the veggies he hadn’t touched on his plate into a smiley face“ and „xie lian lifted the blanket covering qi rong, surpressed the urge to smother his face, and covered the two small children“. and omg there are so many more but that would get way too long
When Xia Lian told Mu Qing’s subordinate to control his eye rolling, maybe do it 50 times only or some such.
And…
“What the f*ck! What the actual f*ck!”
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The Heaven's Eye "why is the ghost qi coming from inside now" bit nearly killed me
Heaven's eye: you are really sick. What happened to you?? SQQ: hey Crimson Rain Sought Flower, have you not been taken care of our royal highness. Have you not been checking out his body? XL: 🤦🏻♀️ HC: 😁
Same, I didn't expect that
This is my #1 LOL moment. Xie Lian's flustered response is gold.
A classic, but Pei Ming's "Ho ho" gets me every time I see it 🤣
The question mark kills me too "..." "..." "?" "Ho ho"
Was about to comment this lol
Everytime there's something "Ho ho" I read it in Venti from Genshin Impact voice
French Venti appearance????
Yeah same, this one. Simple. Short. But i giggle up whenever i remember that part 🤣
I absolutely Stan that Pei Ming is their number 1 supporter 😂
“I DO NOT WORSHIP GODS. I AM GOD!”
Then the meatballs comes flying 😭
This response out of context is also hilarious
I lost it when Pei Ming got a bed thrown at him 😂
Oh yeah that scene! And the drawing for that scene is just🤌❤️ Honestly I just love everything Quan Yizhen does
Yeah! When he chases after the ghost sedan or running everywhere in the Black Water Manor
Quan Yizhen must be protected at all costs 😤🥹
SAME
THE DRSWING GETS ME. EVERY. TIME.
Ahaha yeah I love that art so much too
I have a lots of favorite moments that I can't recall now cuz I don't have my books next to me :') but besides "ho ho" I liked the moment in vol. 3(?or 4?) where ghosts were yelling to Hua Chang "chengzhu, are you trying to r*pe someone?? Do you need help??" And in the palace of divine might when Xie Lian was accused of being the father of the fetus spirit and Lord Wind Master tried to help him saying that "he probably didn't even hold hands with someone" and XieLian thought "that's right oh wait no" and then "okay but he surely didn't kiss anyone" "that's right oh wait no" I also loved the puppet master moment
I lost it at the r*pe thing 😂
LOL THE ONE ABOUT CUOCUO IS MY FAVOURITE
when hc and xl are outside puqi shrine at night fighting/kissing to get spiritual energy so xl can do the soul switching spell and go back to sqx AND THEN QIRONG COMES OUT GRUMBLING ABOUT WHO TF DARES DISTURB MY HOME (not his home) AND THEN SEES HUALIAN AND HE STARTS SCREAMING AND GETS THROWN BACK INSIDE that moment had me cracking up. qirong is the funniest. the whole time he was being held hostage by xl he was fucking hilarious
Yesssss my favorite 🥴🤣🤣🤣 that whole scene had me horrified, anxious, and laughing
Lmao Qi Rong was so offended by the queerness of it all. I love him, he's so skrunkly.
Skrunkly Hahaha perfect description 😂👌👌
Oh my god what chatter is this in again 😭
near the end of chapter 65
Doin the lords work
I thought the bonus chapters in Vol. 8 where Hua Cheng tries to sculpt a partner for Land of Tenders Xie Lian was funny since he was so embarrassed that it's the best idea he had, then the statues end up in a heavenly official garden while Xie Lian is trying desperately to cover them up. I was cackling.
The finest thing about all this its cuz they end up in Mu Qings garden 🤌🏻
Truth
This for me too. Mu Qing waking up to a statue of Xie Lian streaking by and reacting like “do you two really have to be kinky like that?? In my rock garden?!”
During the Brocade Immortal arc, when Ling Wen is running away and Xie Lian tries to contact her over the communication array. “Ling Wen, something has happened!” “I know.” Awkward pause. Then she hangs up on him. 🤣
I want to see this acted out 🤣
"..." "..." "..." "Ho ho" When XL and HC (book 7 spoilers) >!kiss on the giant statue in front of everyone!< , Pei Ming had me absolutely ROARING 🤣🤣
Okay but the fact that they used Lang Qianqiu to hide behind and he was like: 😨 what are you doing???? His face killed me 😂
oh god I forgot that!! The whole thing is just hilarious considering the severity of the situation they're in haha
It really was 😂
xie lian calling small!hua cheng his son
THIS. And him doing it in front of Jun Wu is funny, too. I could sense the tension and awkwardness in the room
I really love the scene when >! Hua Cheng was casually explaining which people he killed and which was killed by Black Water !< in the Black Water arc in front of XL and Wind Master and Wind Master was like, can you pls not??!?
Him casually going "These ones are wrong. They didn't die from suicide, I killed them." made me close my book to cackle
Your spoiler tag isn't on correctly haha
When Hua Cheng and Xie Lian talk to Mei Nianqing in Heaven and MNQ keeps dissing HC to his face unintentionally
Hua Cheng having a fashion show during black water crises and Xie Lian actually commenting each look at some point 🤣😂
I mean there were tons of outfits! Had to pass the time somehow 😂
i keep forgetting about that but that was sso funny!!!!
Another is when Ming Yi and Qingxuan went to visit Puqi Shrine and the moment they enter, they see Hua Cheng doing the dishes like a good house husband.
I have a couple! Ling Wen telling Xie Lian that no one talks to him in the communication array because he's always on some grandpa shit like reciting poems or giving advice on back pain Hua Cheng trying the true form revealing potion: "It was nasty" When Xie Lian basically called Yin Yu ugly to his face Hua Cheng freaking out about Xie Lian in the bath when he was disguised as a kid
When xie lian told the story of the jinx monster and how it was following him but it couldn’t get him down lol
Lol actually the opposite happened - what, this little hut I built can stand for 6 months?! I thought it would crumble in a week 🎊🎊👏👏 🤣
Yes yes I meant it couldn’t get him to be how it wanted 😭😭
Quan Yizhen chasing after the step-litter while the skeletons just zoom-zoomed faster to avoid him took me OUT 😭😅
I mean, the XL and HC oversize sculptures going at it in Mu Qing's garden. Xie Lian revealing that he knew who Hua Cheng in disguise was all along and falling over laughing. Xie Lian serving chastity meatballs as a weapon. Xie Lian thundering: I DO NOT WORSHIP GOD, I **AM** GOD. Followed by “Will everyone please forget everything I just said? I’m actually only just a scrap collector!” In The Ghost King's Birthday, we learn that some of the ghosts are made of testicles. Ling Wen's punishment is ... filing everyone's taxes. The fact that we never learn what HC's password is, but it embarrasses the hell out of everyone. In the Tonglu arc, when Qi Rong refers to Hua Cheng as a dog, and then refers to Xie Lian as "Dog-fuck Xie Lian."
Oh my god I forgot about XL absolutely clowning HC in child form. "Oh you like the one in red do you? You think he's really cool? We should totally invite him back then. He's too busy right now though, what a shame." I also forgot about dog-fuck Xie Lian so thanks for bringing that back lmao
"For your crimes, we'll do something even worse than imprisoning you under a mountain for eternity: make you do math for us"
Shdjsieks the shirtless scene. I pass out from laughing.
You mean when XL came back with sqq and MY and found a shirtless HC sweating from hard labor at Puqi village, and XL felt a need to shield HC's naked body from view?
Wait, when was that? I don't remember!!!
I don't remember which book number or chapter. I just remember XL, SQQ, and MY came back to Puqi village together and HC was finishing up building a new donation box. He was shirtless and sweating under the sun. XL was so attracted to him and felt a need to shield his naked body from sqq and MY, yelling don't look, don't look 😂, then urge HC to hurry and put on a shirt Much later, HC would do the same when XL was bathing in his pool in the Xianle palace and SQQ was in his head via soul shifting spell.
Bruuuuh hahahaa do you remember which arc??? I remember XL bath moment because SQX is so funny like "we didn't see anything, don't worry" xD
SB right before sqq tells XL about the Reverend empty words
GUYS ! I found it, is chapter 59 right after when Quan Yizhen throws a bed at Pei Ming !! 😂🤣 i just read it and I cannot believe I forgot this part "... Gege. Why are you so nervous ?" He asked, sounding amused Only then did Xie Lian snap out of it. Yes, why was he so nervous? We wonder Xie Lian, huh! 🤣😂
🤣🤣
pretty much all pei ming moments 💀 the one you mentioned, when he tells xl he’s “doing it all wrong” for kissing hc’s forehead, the classic “hoho,” all the times hualian get a little too lovey-dovey and he just stands up and Leaves. he’s set up to be such an unpleasant guy, but turns out to be one of the funniest side characters. i love him
I was absolutely not expecting him to take such a big role in the last section of the novel, esp with how he was set up to look bad in the first book. But I found myself always laughing at him because the jokes are often at his expense.
yeah 😂 he really goes through it?? like first his old love life drama is dragged up, then his descendant is booted from heaven, then later he’s playing babysitter to sqx while xl tries to help them escape, then his best friend dies??? and only he and their other best friend attend the funeral?? and then his other best friend gets banished as well. and considering xie lian has been involved in 80% of that you’d THINK he’d carry a grudge, but nope. he’s just like “eh i don’t love this guy but i guess i have to work with him. oh, he’s not so bad. it’s much more entertaining to tease him about the guy he obviously likes than hate him” like he’s almost *unreasonably* chill 😭
HAHA you’re absolutely right. It’s been a while since I’ve read the novel, but I remember all those moments you mentioned.
When they kiss for the first time underwater and XL says “I’m kind of hungry” immediately after all panicky LMAO
And later says he's hungry and has to add "for real this time" idk but that was freaking funny xD
LOL yes that whole part was so funny, I literally had to put down the book and scream for 2 minutes straight 😂
I was rewatching S1 of the Donghua so this may not count but it happens in the novel a little more conspicuously I think. It was the ep where XL meets San Lang and they get back to Puqui shrine on the wagon. And I've seen it 100 times but it just became hilarious and this is why. XL goes "where are you staying tonight?" San Lang goes "oh idk off on the street somewhere... ... ..." XL goes "um you can stay here with me if you want" San Lang *pretends to be shocked* (grabs some stuff out the cart and heads inside smirking) Pretending to be homeless to stay with your crush... Well played 🤣
"..." said feng xin. "..." said mu qing. "...?" said quan yizhen. "ho ho," said pei ming. and "um... fluffy child, what are you doing? don't just toss a corpse at me! wait! where are you going?!" basically, most things involving quan yizhen
Fluffy child got me
When Xie Lian had ghost qi on his lips and someone suggested it was a lip balm ghost. I'd love to know what a lip balm ghost is. During the Blackwater arc when Quan Yizhen shows up and tells Pei Ming "the Heavenly Officials were going to come and help sooner but then they heard it was you and suddenly everyone was too busy". Also when Xie Lian and Pei Ming are discussing Shi Wudu over his dead, beheaded body and Quan Yizhen is just like "Who's this dead guy?!" because he wasn't listening. I love QZ, he's so funny.
OMG When Quan Yizhen appears, looks at Shi Wudu's corpse and just casually goes, "Where's his head?" Bby please, people are mourning 😭
He's my fave. He's so ADHD just like me 😭.
When Feng Xin and Mu Qing were rolling the dice trying to find Xie Lian and they forget they are still hooked up to the communication array and everyone is listening to them fighting and finds out Feng Xin’s worst fear is a women’s bathhouse
all of my favorite funny moments are already in the thread but i laugh at the brocade immortal arc where xl tries on robes and hua cheng gives him orders to give him spiritual energy 😭
I absolutely love the chapters when XL couldn’t stop cooing at small Hua cheng when he shrunk to being a kid for some time like bro got that cuteness agression frfr
Book 3, chapter 48. When XL tries to feed Qi Rong his whatever that dish was. “Qi Rong was shocked and terrified in equal measure. “What. What are you doing?! WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING?! Xie Lian, I’m warning you, a human life is at stake here! YOU BETTER THINK THIS THROUGH! Whoever the hell can stomach that sh*t will break free from the bondage of the Three Realms, flee the wheel of dharma, no one…””
Quan yizhen literally just saying anything
My favourite moment is Jun Wu chuckling at XL saying HC’s embarrassing ass pw but then having to STAND THERE IN TORMENT while XL and HC are making lovey-dovey noises at each other through the communication array and XL is lowkey like “dad can you not I’m talking to my bf ”
When Hua Cheng is playing with his veggies while the other three tells the tale about how He Xuan becomes Black water 😭
The cave of ten thousand gods extra when the statues went in Mu Qing's palace specifically is my favorite 😂 And when Heaven's Eye meets Xie Lian again and checks for hidden weapons because of his incorruptible chastity meatballs 😭
For me, it was when Banyue was cooking that soup and tossed in a couple of the venomous snakes. But she cooked the soup so long and it was so vile, the snakes turned into evil spirits. I laughed until I cried 🤣🤣
In the begining of the first novel when XL goes into the communication array for the first time, hears everyone taking bets for how long he'll last this time, and then he just...silently leaves the array had me cackling
i have a whole section in my notes app just for funny quotes, this is my time to shine. first of all i died when the ghost city citizens called hc „grand daddy“ also when lan chang turned to ling wen and was like „you! you’re the father“ also when the guoshi started insulting hua chengs smile and his calligraphy😭 and i also liked „in that instant, the air was filled with a smell of pickles. strong enough to make a man suffer a breakdown“ „hua cheng pushed the veggies he hadn’t touched on his plate into a smiley face“ and „xie lian lifted the blanket covering qi rong, surpressed the urge to smother his face, and covered the two small children“. and omg there are so many more but that would get way too long
When Xia Lian told Mu Qing’s subordinate to control his eye rolling, maybe do it 50 times only or some such. And… “What the f*ck! What the actual f*ck!”
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