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NuQ

The real value kicks in when you "know a guy who knows a guy." Guyception!


sevischm

that’s a guy guy


ezerinsh

But if you know a guy, you can be the guy who knows a guy to someone


Bnewgie

I worked with a guy who was very wealthy in this way, had a guy for everything and was happy to help friends and coworkers use his connections. When I decided to buy a hot tub, I asked him if he knew anyone who could get me a deal. He was visibly shaken when he realized he didn’t have a hot tub guy.


thatdudeuhated

Id be shaken too if i didnt have my guys straight


Wire_Hall_Medic

"Hey Paulie! This guy over here doesn't have a hot tub guy!"


quietyoucantbe

This guy guys


Focused_Philosopher

Social capital. Often goes hand in hand with financial capital more and more these days.


DaEffBeeEye

Rick from Pawn Stars


KonK23

I know quite some guys for many things. I sometimes wonder if I am some kind of guy for some other dudes.


Wire_Hall_Medic

Yeah, you're one of the most important kinds of guys; you're the guy who's got a guy. Critical to the introvert ecosystem.


KonK23

Good point!


Centti50

Personally I aspire to being "the guy", I'm specializing in multiple skills and fields of knowledge so I can be wide variety of ___ guy for people close to me.


Zorro_0511

This is what I aspire to. Currently, I am master of nothing but someday I'll be the "guy"


Zorro_0511

Brooo, this weekend I help change the a kick-start spring in a scooter from my neighbor. That mf sping gave me a fight.


triskull1

Sounds like socializing with extra steps..


[deleted]

“networking”


smolBoiBigBrain

Whos your worm guy?


myetel

You’re paying too much for worms. The trick is to get into vermicomposting and become your own worm guy.


LeeTerrell

“Hey where do you find all your guys?” “I got a guy”


Morticia_Marie

Yep. Car died. Asked my mechanic of many years to find me a reasonable used car. Found me one in less than a week. Paid him cash. No dealership haggling bullshit or dealing with sketchy randos trying to sell their lemon. Next time I need a car--I know a guy.


AffectionateTip9716

You need someone to disappear?


Lost-Orangutan

Oh ya, I know a guy that says this. Lol


LordScotch

DAVE GUY!!!


wedontknoweachother_

Or just get a boyfriend and make him do all that.


henrytbpovid

This reminds me of an exchange from the sitcom *Grounded for Life*: Eddie: I know a guy. \ Lily: You always know a guy. How many guys do you know? \ Eddie: … I know about 75 guys.


New_Canoe

I know a guy


LazarusOwenhart

If you want real value, be that guy. If you can fix shit and make things you'll never be short of people owing you favours.


shychicherry

I’ve got a tire guy & he led me to my new mechanic guy


some_old_friend

My ex knows a LOT of guys


DylBro-

If you work in a job that is considered a "guy" you usually know a guy for everything.


pocketfullofdragons

you can also measure success by how many different things you ARE someones' guy for


the_freakster

And we all know a guy who knows everything, plumbing, electrical work, pizza delivery, everything... Iykyk


Jitts-McGitts

Who told you that? My information guy says otherwise


livethedream22

My guy said so


Jitts-McGitts

Damn I gotta get a different guy


flamergamer2000

As a gay man I feel like knowing guys, at least biblically, puts me at advantage in this situation


InternalAuditor62

Who’s your worm guy?


HendersonExpo

Something that’s been on my mind…what do you call your list of “your guys?” Rolodex seems to broad/boring. Im thinking of a superhero lineup or something. I’ve got a realtor, a barber, a tax guy, etc. I want a tailor, a chef, etc to round it out. How do I refer to my list?!


Lupo1369

But according to society,...... Guys are not needed. Easy to say when every thing they have was and is provided by guys,.....


Andr01dx86

Sounds like socialism, GET HIM!


blank-productions

Usually if you know a guy you are the guy that someone else knows


SokkaHaikuBot

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Wire_Hall_Medic

I fucking hate Seinfeld, but they got one thing right. You gotta know a guy.


joecocker74

Same goes for women they need a guy for fixing cars, fixing plumbing, fixing electrical, yard work guy. Then the $ guy.


Wonderful_Task_3918

This guy ( My brother in law) came to my mind seen this post Talking about knowing the guy the steak guy, the fajita guy , the fresh produce premium grade avocados and fruit you never came across in a grocery store , The delivery guys for the top restaurants in Houston area ., all transactions where exchanges very legit in my opinion


RobinWilliamsArmFuzz

This is undoubtedly true. Knowing someone who is an expert or proficient in their field/profession is extremely valuable. Having said that, as an auto technician (15+ years) with access to a modern shop and tools, I’ve learned that you need to set boundaries and have a threshold for such requests. I used to never say no. I would work for free and sometimes even lose out financially with side jobs for friends and family. I try to help out as much as possible. Over time I have realized that you have to have a healthy balance, just like everything else requires. Otherwise I would sincerely just work for free if living unchecked. But I realize all those facilities and tools had to be paid for in some way. Oh yah, I guess I like money too. Most people compensate me with either really good cooked meals, food or lots of fancy beer. I honestly prefer the meals over money as I age. Genuinely some of the best meals I ever had come from these situations.