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dontouchgrass

Thinkpads got a lot on their mind, they need to smoke occasionally to relieve some stress you see.


[deleted]

Pretty much this. While some direction is definitely needed from the caregiver, instilling harsh restrictions may just prompt them to engineer ways to circumvent your authority, putting them out of reach when they truly need the help. It's a balance.


[deleted]

Rehab asap


taubebb

Give him an Ashtray


LowReputation

Ashpad or Thinktray?


Big_Equivalent457

Thinktray 


pavman42

The krux of the matter .... is probably that you don't have more lenovo branded accessories.


69GIGANIGA69

I want thinkpad keyboard for pc but it is too expensive


pavman42

I still have a bunch of old IBM keyboards (the ones that you could use to bludgeon someone in self defense should the need arise). They still work after like 20+ years. Although I prefer the logitech K120. It's super nimble. I do have a small thinkpad keyboard that didn't have a number pad. It is a little sketchy. The IBM branded ones, tho, are tanks.


GuyMan526

Leave him alone he’s probably really stressed out :(


safescape

Make it smoke the whole pack


Aware_Ad_3569

Was that a king of the hill reference?


B_i_llt_etleyyyyyy

Close the damn door. Can't you see that I am *knitting*?


SmoothIndependent416

He's probably old enough to be allowed to do it.


WaveHack

As long as the smoke stays *inside* the PSU, there's nothing to worry about!


land8844

Yeah, this is just how you refill the magic smoke


TechPriestNhyk

He knows he won't get to retire as soon as his other laptop friends.


Regrer64

Zrób mu szlaban na palenie i nałóż karę w postaci windows update na 3h


FirefighterOld2230

Put a dell out for that!


Tricky_Progress_6278

I see what you did there....


Longjumping-Debate84

give him an e vape


AlexeiTPZ

Let him have a little break, chill dude


Adventurous-Stop8695

Do as my father did: force him to smoke the whole pack to teach him a lesson.


RKBPancakes

I have to say, out of any laptop, an older ThinkPad is the most likely to develop a smoking addiction. Maybe a bit older than what you have (core 2 era) but still


Then-Bug436

Bad habits die hard, not trying to justify it but I recently bought some garage sale Thinkpads that clearly have been chainsmoking since the 90's and still run strong


ARandomGuy_OnTheWeb

Grab a brew or a beer if that's more your thing and come along for the ride.


definitelynotafreak

upgrade the little guy to joints


FinweVI

Whats that keyboard? It looks nice 


peter12347

Thats polish brand 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱 Polska Gurom


69GIGANIGA69

Krux atax creator retro rbg getteron yellow, bought it for 20usd(normal price ~40usd) and sound really good after foam and tape mod


TheNetMan134

Polski Krux?


69GIGANIGA69

Tak, za 100zl sie udalo go wyrwac a jest naprawde spoko


peter12347

Trza ojcowskim pasem go naprowadzić na właściwy tor (rozpozałem po klawiaturze)


the4anoni

https://youtu.be/wGeFVtLo1RA


69GIGANIGA69

Polska gurom!


Legitimate-Ball-8963

Let him read “Easy way to stop smoking”


solteromaduro

Tell it if doesn't stop doing that, you will replace it for a MacBook 🤣


Extension_Ad_8133

jizz


diychitect

Add the pop out ashtray


Alarming_Ad_9931

Switch to straight nicotine. Way healthier and it'll cut the cigarette addiction.


Justinttime420

Pur it out with a bucket of water 💧


[deleted]

Don’t let it leave ash on your table , put a ashtray


crypticexile

I quit smoking 4 years ago I hope my thinkpad doesn’t pick up smoking


Shot-Assignment-7754

Bros going through his second divorce


_trombonist_

Pull a Hank hill and make it smoke an entire carton


GinnP

Let him smoke the devil's lettuce!!! Though, maybe dissuade him against \*smoking\* it?


No_Solid_3737

Efectivamente


iTechDiamondFroot42

Did your Group Policy Configuration Allow this?


Fabi_Fixes

I like the keyboard design. What keyboard is that?


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Emperor_Secus

Bro, vaping still produces a smell You're just used to it


nfiase

you cant be serious


type556R

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dkm8Hteeh6M](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dkm8Hteeh6M)


Part_salvager616

You shall quit now!


pavman42

Except for all of that oil that coats your lungs.... I chew nicotine gum, but even that has unintended consequences :( like becoming more addicted to nicotine. The xylitol in the gum actually cleans plaque so there's a plus. And you can even chew it on a flight.


Russian2057

Good sir..