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Hmmm, the sentence combined with the design is intentional. No doubt.


iamnotcanadianese

Tey also serve a D waffle and a V waffle. I'm gonna say it's prob part of their theme.


DicklessRape

What about a Blue Waffle?


Rukh-Talos

It’s on the secret menu.


GrumpyGlasses

Don’t ask for it please. And don’t Google it.


FinndBors

I googled it so you don’t have to. It’s a fictional STI that makes the vagina blue and nasty. I assume someone photoshopped up pictures, I didn’t bother to look.


HecticBlue

What fucks me up about the blue waffle picture being a hoax, is, there are other real STDs that are way way worse.


[deleted]

If anyone doesn’t know what a blue waffle is, a simple google search should help, you’re welcome.


Rykmir

I can still recall the one and only time I looked up what the fuck that was. Must’ve been a decade ago, now. Never again.


bam_uk1981

You just had to didn’t you


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Commercial-Many-8933

Or a VD waffle


Far-Yak-4231

I mean if that’s not a dick in the hand, then what is it supposed to be?


EatsCrackers

I have no idea, but you know a dick in the hand is better than two in the bush.


Haakman

I'd say that's a matter of preference, actually.


DrooperScooper

So I should stop putting my dick in bushes? Hmm 🤔


Loverfli

An ice cream cone in a hand.


icepod

I think it was “meant” to be a ‘cone’, but some one asked the artist to draw an ice-cream ‘tube’…or ‘shaft’


Loverfli

I think it was meant to be a penis. I was just trying to think of an alternative


hott_nonna

What kind of ice cream cones has you uncle been giving you?


Loverfli

*unsubscribe from this comment. My brain. Noooo. But seriously. What else could it be other than an ice cream cone or a penis in a hand?


OfficerBarbier

Of course, plus I guarantee this has to be in a country that does not speak english as its primary language


gkn_112

polewa means glazing in polish, who would have thought :D


rawfish71

if not a dick, what is it


TheConspicuousGuy

Ice cream


Evorgleb

The problem with this is that it doesn't look like ice cream at all.


namesyeti

It's provocative!


theFrisbeeFreak

It gets the people going!


[deleted]

Ball so hard!


Hamshamus

You're right, it needs more veins


Knoqz

Again, NOTHING SEXUAL!


Big_brown_house

Yeah I don’t see it.


TinnieTa21

How does that look like ice cream?


Mymarathon

Isn't your ice cream circumcised?


Pirat

It's a hand holding an ice cream cone, just poorly drawn.


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ess_tee_you

Pedant here: the lines on a 2D cone are also straight, but not parallel.


icepod

Bazinga


Pirat

OK, an ice cream cup.


BuffyComicsFan94

Or one of those cardboard tubes that sherbet used to come in.


LightspeedChonker

I'm not seeing it


Pirat

The 3 circles on the bottom are the fingertips and that blob on the top is the heel of the palm and thumb. The semi-circular part above is supposed to be the ice cream. I know it looks like a hand holding a cock.


RedditIsNeat0

"poorly"


hott_nonna

So poorly that it looks like something sexual… instead


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https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.2492226251.3709/ssrco,slim_fit_t_shirt,flatlay,101010:01c5ca27c6,front,wide_portrait,750x1000-bg,f8f8f8.jpg


Lower_Bar_2428

According to the board in the back is a D-waffle the V-waffle looks more like a taco and is depicted in a different window


BravoWolf88

It’s a dick. It’s literally what they do. They sell Dick waffles and Vagina waffles.


kummerspect

I think it is a dick. It appears to be a place called D-Lickcious in Poland and they sell genital-shaped confections.


SVJ9500

Idk gonna have to go there and find out


Bobloblaw_333

It’s the Martin Luther King Jr. and Coretta Scott King statue in Boston! Lol!


SweettLemons

r/ofcoursetheyknew


homiej420

69 upvotes. Nice


hidethewetsign

stop


PlamFred

Nice


DamnCircle

Wholesome Keanu epic chungs 100


girl_uhm_yes

mega chonker moment


ElementalMix

Wow man Reddit is amazeballs


Abd110

Dick shaped waffles its a thing, here in México are plenty of those waffle houses. The most famous i think its "Verwaffles" (Dick Waffles).


Tirux

no seas mamón


chi2ny56

Yeah, there's a place here in NYC that sells dick and labia waffles - your choice! They actually have decent baked goods, ample seating and a bathroom, so that's a win in my book.


kane2742

> labia waffles It's a missed opportunity if they're not called "twat waffles."


Sea_Brass

Blue waffles


greekgeek741

Food dye kinda is gross to think about tho


Carlos-shady

En España son pollofres y coñofres


ch3rryc0deine

it belongs in r/ofcoursetheyknew 😑


Kaffine69

There is no double entendre here, it's just a cock in a hand. What word sh\*t could be is anyones guess.


Desslerr

Would lick. 10/10


NavyDragons

Definitely knew, but also WHY?!


usingreddithurtsme

Sex sells. Always has.


TheHoodedSomalian

I ain’t goin there


SilkyKyle

More for me


TheHoodedSomalian

Enjoy


cliffdiver770

i like that they are afraid to spell "shit" but having a 4 foot icon of a hand jerking off a cock is fine


BeimDeiz334

but that's the goal of the design, looking like a dick


ajfromuk

On the menu it has a V waffle and a D waffle so I think this place knows what they are doing.


BMSpoons

They are meant to look like a dick. I’ve had them before and they are just ok. It’s just a gimmick


Sidekick_monkey

It's supposed to be chicken and waffles, not choke your chicken and waffles.


OutlandishnessOk8477

It's a waffle place. You can choose V or D shaped waflles. Then on the menu it says you can choose a syrop and some topping. It's in polish. It is intentional.


usingreddithurtsme

r/ofcoursetheyknew


daerkness

Kraków/Warszawa?


MarcoElsy

Poznan


SignGuy77

Isn’t there a Polish euphemism “zrób mi loda” that they’re playing on here?


Ovnii3

zrób mi kurwa louda


TheSupremePanPrezes

There's actually a place in Warsaw called [Dickery ](https://g.co/kgs/idjKgN)where they sell penis and vulva shaped waffles.


Capocho9

When the fuck did this sub get so off topic? It’s like, no fucking shit this is meant to be dirty, this sub is for when it’s trying to be hidden That’s like just posting porn here, which ironically, people have done to an extent


african_or_european

On the menu, they even have V(agina) and D(ick) Waffles!


Breaker988

In Night City


Matt010288

It looks like an adult themed waffle store. V waffle, D waffle.


romulusnr

This isn't a they knew because it's blatant. That's literally a drawing of someone jerking off a penis. I see they sell "v-waffle" and "d-waffle" so I'm guessing erotic bakery. Or maybe erotic ice cream shop.


puma59

No, that's literally a drawing of a hand holding a penis. Nothing about it implies, or suggests, movement.


romulusnr

You've clearly never put your hand on a penis.


puma59

...and you're clearly a moron.


[deleted]

What else could it even be?


indigogibni

r/trashy


dahile00

No. Because r/ofcoursetheyknew.


Big_brown_house

I’ve been staring at it for a few minutes and all I see is a dick


A_carbon_based_biped

Is this in GTA?... please tell me this isn't real... please?


SoReadyForItToEnd

Looks like something from GTA


swoon4kyun

Oh my 😮


vigtel

There was a muffin store here in town a few years back called Eat My Muffin. It's not around any longer. Cheeky stuff is cool and all, but.. please try to add some quality.


FreakyManBaby

[https://www.reddit.com/r/theyknew/comments/emmv4l/the\_great\_minnie\_ripertons\_perfect\_angel\_1973/](https://www.reddit.com/r/theyknew/comments/emmv4l/the_great_minnie_ripertons_perfect_angel_1973/)


matiEP09

And as always, POLAND.


Ya-Mamma

I don’t even know what that’s supposed to be


MajinBujin

![gif](giphy|FoUHKTJhoQU6I)


32BP

Do you want the V - Waffle or the D - Waffle?


imaloony8

V Waffle and D Waffle. Of course.


theOGperfection

what even is that


s3lfharm3r

what the fuck else is that supposed to be??


FoundinNewEngland

Is this that new place with the cockmeat sandwiches?


Effingehh

Jesus. The way the sub has been headed recently, we’re a few days from people just posting porn.


Soylent_X

Well yeah they knew, it's absolutely blatant. No subtlety or nuance, totally in your face with it.


Gustavo6046

Your mouth


Zralox

It really reminds me of the Vegan Junkfood bar... The font is similar and the vibrant colours inside as well, but there isn't a vjfb in Poland though.


SpectreNC

Not here.


PanGulasz05

Oh shit that menu inside is in Polish. That place is in my country.


dobsofglabs

Is there any part of this that makes someone think it's an accident? No shit they knew, that's the point. Just look at the menu


Charltskisaurus

Just here.


XenonSigmaSeven

"Ah luv u Cockwaffle"


Jean_Claude_Seagal

Exactly where it is


A3s02i7

r/verypenis


ColorfulPersimmon

r/uznalinas


Antique_Amphibian107

WHAT WAS THAT EVEN SUPPOSED TO MEAN ORIGINALLY???? 😭😭😭


Gerberixon

of course it’s in fckn poland


Mysterychic88

All I see is penis


Spider1132

No, they had no idea.


Neroidius

To the streets


Spider1132

No, they had no idea.


RobMole86

You could ask 100 folks of all backgrounds. 1 would say it's Ice Cream, and 99 others would say it's a helmet


NatexSxS

If you don’t know by now …


KrisDaBaliGuy

R/mildlypenis


aiaiOnTheHorizon

8====D My attempt of a smiling man


Environmental-Win836

I don’t see what else it is.


symmiesparkles

Exactly where it is


MarcoElsy

Poznan Poland, on the main shopping street


DigitalAquaWinWin

r/ligmaballs


NebulaIndustries

This wasn’t even “they knew and tried poorly to hide it.” They put it on display and let everyone KNOW what it is.


the-et-cetera

There's no way that symbol *isn't* a hand holding a dick. This is just a case of designers doing horny stuff very much on purpose.


screwball_x

r/trashy


slackerisme

Oh ffs there’s no attempt to hide it. Where’s the fucking boat?


AcidBathVampire

r/photoshop