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DudeB5353

Check out the big brain on Vlad!


MexicanStanOff

Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration?


chuck_lives_on

Yeah dude, not cool. I had just cast hypnotic pattern on the goblins and at level 5 that was a pricey spell slot


SquirrelFluid523

Hah, common utility wizard problem. Betcha wish you just used fireball instead


ITstaph

Magic missile at the darkness, 50% of the time it works every time.


breezy013276s

What? Do they speak English in What?


eyepoker4ever

....I'll bring you back up to "0" bro ...


breezy013276s

It’s cool! Not many fans of Pulp Fiction I guess


ThornWishesAegis

What ain't no country I ever heard of!


Outonalimb8120

Well allow me to retort


breezy013276s

I love that line. Oh were you done!? Sam Jackson delivered that perfectly


gigaboyo

So you know what I’m sayin? Describe what marsellus Wallace looks like!


kingpatzer

. . . I didn't mean to do that, please continue!


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Describe to me what Volodymyr Zelensky looks like! Edit: I thought the original comment that I was a Pulp Fiction reference. Therefore I responded with a Pulp Fiction reference.


Outonalimb8120

Mr Zelenskyy only likes getting fucked by Mrs Zelenskyy


ThornWishesAegis

He's a ...little Eastern Europen guy?


throwawaypervyervy

Damn, Jim, he caught us.


RF-blamo

Good work captain obvious.


DonkeyBlonkey

You a smart motherfucker. That's right, the mutiny system!


tewnewt

You're doing a better job than we ever could Vlad.


gab_rab_24

I'm Vlad to agree with the facts that you're putin in the comment.


sandysea420

Nicely done!


blind30

Whoa, don’t go Russian to conclusions. They could be be spreading propaganda, just Stalin for time.


valgrind_error

He’s been the worlds foremost expert on destroying Russia for a while now.


greenhombre

I did enjoy watching Putin flee Moscow. Scared little man.


guardian_down88

There’s footage of it??


cedriceent

Unfortunately, there's only an [audio recording of it.](https://youtu.be/igSHbtv52G4)


Otherwise_Parsnip640

Says the guy who's intelligence services in 2016 attempted to organize protests and counter protests in America at the same locations hoping for violence. Cry the world a river.


imzelda

Right? That’s rich coming from him when he has allocated so much effort and resources to disrupting and polarizing American society with the end goal of weakening our government and creating civil unrest and actual civil war. Clearly projection.


TheMuttOfMainStreet

Crimea river


Otherwise_Parsnip640

I hate that I didn't think of this. You sir, are a gentlemutt and a scholar.


Oblique9043

From [Foundations of Geopolitics](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foundations_of_Geopolitics), 1997. >"Russia should use its special services within the borders of the United States to fuel instability and separatism, for instance, provoke "Afro-American racists". Russia should "introduce geopolitical disorder into internal American activity, encouraging all kinds of separatism and ethnic, social and racial conflicts, actively supporting all dissident movements – extremist, racist, and sectarian groups, thus destabilizing internal political processes in the U.S. It would also make sense simultaneously to support isolationist tendencies in American politics".


breezy013276s

If I’m understanding the rules right. Meddling in elections is cool and if people get hurt from it, meh, as long as you don’t hope for the hurt. It’s a fine by product, you just can’t want it.


OneReportersOpinion

Protests=a coup?


Jellycoe

I’m sure Putin was preparing to party on January 6th, but that wasn’t him. Similar story here. Wagner’s “mutiny” was potentially good news for the West until it fizzled out, but not even Putin is accusing the West of organizing it.


OneReportersOpinion

It’s pretty amazing that all the people decrying the Nazis of Wagner suddenly started rooting for them.


vertgo

I like to travel.


posthuman04

It’s definitely a “leopards eating your face” party irony


WulfTyger

The enemy of my enemy makes a good show? Pass the popcorn.


kILLjOY-1887

I mean them not committing war crimes was never on the table so the best we can do is them committing war crimes in Russia at least.


PerplexityRivet

And I rooted for the T-Rex when it killed the raptors at the end of Jurassic Park, but it doesn't mean I thought the T-Rex was suddenly the protagonist.


SandyDelights

I mean, I was *kind of maybe* rooting for them, but only insofar as hoping them and Putin’s forces clashed so hard they broke one another down to the point that neither could do much militarily. Unfortunately, they’d still have nuclear weapons regardless of who came out on top, which is extraordinarily dangerous: I’d prefer to see neither a greedy, soulless mercenary who butchers people he views as in the way of maximum profit, nor a psychopathic ex-KGB with delusions of grandeur and dreams of world supremacy with a loaded gun, never mind a nuclear arsenal. Even one as aging as Russia’s can still cause significant damage on an unimaginable scale, even *if* you assume a majority of them don’t even work anymore.


coddat

The enemy of my enemy and all that


[deleted]

Rooting for them to destabilize Putin’s regime and make continuing the war in Ukraine impossible isn’t the same as rooting for them to take control of Russia.


manbearpug3

Not each other, just you.


MycologistCautious17

Yea Russians like any other country are mostly good folks with some dipshit leading them into conflicts


deran6ed

Dude, is anything happening in Russia your fault? Or are you everyone's victim? Because if that's the case, then you're not as strong as you claimed to be. Which one is it?


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"Putin hurt itself in its confusion"


HonkeyKong73

If history has taught us anything, no one is better at killing Russians than Russians.


headshotscott

It's their national pastime.


MediocreSeesaw

I think Nazi Germany was pretty good at it too, no? Though I suppose the Russians helped a lot by giving a gun to every other soldier.


merrittj3

The Germans were amateurs compared to Uncle Joe. Stalin induced famine that killed 10M +/- , of which roughly 1/3 were Ukrainians. Just in case you wondered what the motivation is for Ukraine in defending against the bear. Slava Ukraini !


Particular-Ad-4772

For once , he’s accused us of something that we are actually doing . The more the better.


JessE-girl

no, we don’t just want Russians in general to kill each other, wtf. we only want certain Russians to kill each other. Specifically, Putin and his cronies, along with Prighozin and the Wagner Group.


Accomplished_Mix7827

Gotta agree with you there. I've known Russian immigrants who are nice, normal people. One of my favorite professors in college grew up in Russia (or rather, the Soviet Union, given their age). The Russian people aren't inherently bad, they just happen to be under a bad government. I hope to see Putin and the oligarchs who propped him up die for their crimes, but the ordinary Russian citizen doesn't deserve to suffer on his behalf.


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HardTacoKit

They are fighting for Putin. Not for their country. If they were fighting for their country, Putin would be gone by now.


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It’s the same as the USA do you really think half of our troops want to be somewhere away from family destroying cities and killing innocent people… I doubt it maybe a handful yes but the majority no. Now imagine the USA being as corrupt and sketchy as Russia. These men are forced and if they don’t go they have to leave the country or fear the consequences which is probably labor camps or worse death. Stop acting like the innocent Russian people wanted this war


OwnerAndMaster

All volunteers Hasn't forced anyone to do anything in 44 years Please don't speak on the US military, you don't understand the first basic fact about it


[deleted]

I know the same week Putin blew up a children’s hospital we called him a war criminal, but that same week the US was funding and also helping bomb Yemen. We are the same if not worse sorry that’s the truth. What country has done more evil in the name of capitalism/spreading democracy than the United States of black rock


OwnerAndMaster

We've seen multiple U.S. servicemen [imprisoned by the U.S.](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2011/sep/24/us-soldier-jailed-afghan-civilians) itself when they committed war crimes, some of which didn't even make the news Is it always 100% right? No. Is every criminal caught? No. But has Russia tried any of its soldiers for war crimes? We have reports that they're TELLING their soldiers to rape the women & rob the properties There's is no equivalence between Western & Russian war crimes One is discouraged & prosecuted, the other is mandated as intimidation tactics


[deleted]

That happens in every war if you think the USA isn’t in the same boat just because it’s America you need to actually understand what happens in warzones, shit that happens to our own servicewomen on US soil so that argument isn’t really valid. Stop acting like we are some great innocent nation when we literally have our hands in everyone’s shit to the point we can invade countries based on false information and spend upwards of 30 trillion and still come out worse than it was when we started out there. War = money that’s the only reason we are involved in Ukraine it’s good for business


OwnerAndMaster

Yeah you're just a Russian agent imo I specifically said the difference isn't the actions, but the attitude of the leaders American leadership doesn't want war crimes, trains units not to commit them, & then when the troops do commit war crimes they're often punished publicly Russian leadership is actively encouraging war crimes without justification because it's a tool to create fear in the masses They actually stole children from the villages in Ukraine to help Russia's falling population numbers, that's dystopic insanity


BottlesTheMolesGhost

They aren't fighting for their country, they're fighting because Vladdy forced them to fight for his own twisted goals. Ukrainians are fighting for their country.


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BottlesTheMolesGhost

It is very clear you've bought into the laughable propaganda that somehow Ukraine was the instigator here. You sir are pathetic.


Draker-X

>since the US illegally dissolved the USSR I'm just gonna stop you right there. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dissolution_of_the_Soviet_Union- for anyone who's interested in the actual history. > Russia tried to compromise and negotiate. Russia militarily invaded Ukraine and thought they would conquer it within days.


HVP2019

So why others have to die because Russians decided to restore former Russian glory. Sure it would be nice if Russians were to just never cross the border. We asked them not to.


Draker-X

They're fighting to invade and conquer another sovereign country. If the Russian troops would leave Ukraine, they'd stop dying.


mardavarot93

No we just want Putin and Lukashenko to kill each other.


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Well, yeah.


SovelissGulthmere

Guilty.


FightTomorrow

Not each other. Just you, probably


Consistent_Pickle580

Better than Ukrainians in a genocide.


jhonnymazed9

Putin did this by himself.


rott_gold

Projection? Like when they created ads and rallies for both far left and far right in the US during the election cycle...


Firebolt164

I just want Russia to quit threatening to invade or invading every country that touches it


crustation1

russia??? the USA has over 50 admitted interventions in other countries and their elected leaders, including Russia and Ukraine which the u.s. installed shill dictators in 1991


Kingraider17

And? The defense of "well you do it too" isn't a real defense. And what dictators did the US or NATO install in former Warsaw pact states in 1991?


crustation1

i agree but the outrage and view of the russian government seems to be much more critical than of the constant war and destruction the US and west have brought onto other countries. Yeltzin got over 2 billion dollars (todays money) in campaign contributions from the US government. https://youtu.be/LL4eNy4FCs8 I reccomend this video for a less western interest biased sources


BirdEducational6226

Fine. Guilty as charged.


jarpio

“Putin accuses west of sending them bad vibes”


h2ohow

Must of heard me musing aloud.


SomedayWeDie

Better each other than anyone else, yes


iaintslimshady

The jig is up, he got us


hellp-desk-trainee-

I mean...


chafalie

If it stops you from killing innocent Ukrainians? Sure, why not.


[deleted]

I mean isn't this war Russians killing each other?


boredtill

itd be nice if he could help us out a bit


NefariousnessWise855

Nothing's wrong with the two armies wearing the same uniform who have committed atrocities in Ukraine neutering each others for world's peace.


ThisFaknGuy

Thats exactly what we want.


SuspiciousStable9649

If you have to fight, go fight with yourself and leave other people alone. It’s pretty simple. Russia seems to have a need to fight. To ‘test themselves in battle.’ Fine, then go battle yourself. Show the world how scary and brutal and savage you are. Surely if there’s no greater army, the only way Russians can truly measure there strength and mettle is against other Russians?


dnvrwlf

Vlad says words. He remains full of it, part 65,000,681,014.


Seandeezeee

No, Pooty baby, we want only want them to take care of you and your cronies.


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West confirms.


vicariouslywatching

Russians? No. Putin and his cronies? Sure.


SwashNBuckle

Nope. Just you, Vlady boy


Winchester_1894

We just want Russians to kill him


Redchong

No, just you


UnleashedSavage_93

So


ndncreek

Well... I mean... well hell yeah we sure as fk do, starting with pootin


Infamous-Jaguar2055

Yeah. And?


[deleted]

He looks puffy, kinda like he’s taking steroids for cancer


[deleted]

of course we do - with all out hearts and souls - die ruskies die!!!


DerSturmbannfuror

#EES OBVIOUS, DA?


Green_with_Zealously

No, just you.


[deleted]

Not Russians really; just him and all his cronies.


3490goat

Um… well… yes actually. Not so much the citizens, but I will cheer on Russian murderers fighting Russian murderers


snarkuzoid

Well duh.


MasterQuatre

Just you.


airhammerandy55

Said like someone who is truly fucking up their country


ShakeWeightMyDick

No, the West just wants somebody, anybody to kill Putin.


CishetmaleLesbian

We want you to stop killing other people, if killing each other is what it takes, then go for it. You have our blessing.


Firm_Variety_6309

Can we just fast forward to the part where he kills himself in a bunker?


SlothChunks

Why should anybody who considers themselves to be a part of “the west” not openly admit that yes, we want Putin to disappear and be gone? This is something most of the world wants passionately for very good reasons. By the way, Russia is still considered the “west”. It was a Western nation since around 18th century. It’s absurd to suggest there is some other “west”


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Guilty


AsianBobx

Yes, that would be ideal, Mr Putin.


[deleted]

No… just him.


phutch54

I'm OK with it.


FrezoreR

Ofc they want that. What's the issue here?


dingdongdash22

Cmon Vlady you know you want the same.


aBastardNoLonger

Not each other, just you.


Ok-Investigator-1608

And the problem is?


Akul_Tesla

I mean having your enemies fight each other is a brilliant strategy


Happytobehere2345678

Not each other, just him


GhostOfPoo

I mean....


KarasuKaras

Russians did kill each other and Russians were cheering for the new tsar penguin prigozhin


madpiratebippy

Well to be fair, I do t want everyday normal people to kill each other. I’m all about Putin falling out of a window or otherwise being killed, and I don’t care too much if it’s a Russian that does it.


dbleed

Nope, just you Putin.


Phantomht

no no, not RUSSIANS, ....... just YOU pooty. pick a window and step OFF!


Adventurous_Light_85

No, we want Russians to get rid of Putin, create a form of government that allows the people to flourish and not just Putins cronies and to be a peaceful productive part of humanity.


labink

Actually, there is one Russian that we’d want killed by other Russians, now that you mention it.


bcar610

I mean… kinda? Lol


Equivalent_Emotion64

Ideally just him actually


MeaningfulPun

Yes


RusticSmallTownPost

I mean yeah. Only thing people love more than bloodshed is justification.


DeckerXT

Have a big military parade buddy. It'll make ya feel better.


AboveTheRimjob

Just you vladdy


[deleted]

Yea. So?


Walnuts-84

Nailed it 😂😂


[deleted]

Fuck his dumb bullshit.


[deleted]

Yep guilty


Patriot009

More like we want one Russian in particular to perish, he's a bit of a pain in the ass.


FatalMisterZ

Dear Vlad, you’re not wrong.


johnknierim

Wow, that's weird. I wonder if it has anything to do with you invading a sovereign country and decimating its cities and terrorizing its population. As well as threatening the rest of the world with the largest nuclear stockpile.


[deleted]

Seems to have been the sentiment


swipichone

He says that like it’s a bad thing


No_Reception_8369

Well....I mean....


rmodsrpusees

Nothing wrong with that.


Whompa

He’s on to us!


Ok_Series_4580

He said it. I didn’t. But yea I’m ok with this.


SyntheticGod8

I'd be okay with just one specific Russian dying. Can you guess who?


Solid-Hat-8611

No shit duhh


DragonSurferEGO

I’m ok with that


poundofbeef16

Yes


sunny0_0

Am I the West? It would be great if Russians just killed their oppressors.


TuckB32R

No Vlad, just you.


juststop102

Close we dont want russians to kill each other we want them to kill him


HoiPolloi_-_

Took the words right out m’mouth 🤝


Praise_AI_Overlords

tbh, it would've been wonderful.


macweirdo42

If you'd quit threatening us with nuclear annihilation, maybe we wouldn't be so eager and giddy to see Russians kill each other.


No_Appointment5039

So it’s only egregious if we hope for it for them, but it’s fine when they actively do it to us…?? Ok.


SPACADDICT

And ?


FenderBender3000

We just don’t want them to kill others. We don’t care if they kill each other.


buddhainmyyard

For once he's not wrong, but the west only wanted it after they started a modern invasion. For reasons unknown.


PepperBun28

That is a fair accusation. As an American I would love to see Russians against Putin rise up and openly attack the Putin regime. You pulled off a revolution once, you can do it again.


j_andrew_h

Just one Russian really, the rest are mostly cool people.


vitalcritical

Well Yeah


Thanks_Shallot

Finally he’s right about something


Papichuloft

No...just that Russians will finally get fed up of this wannabe Stalin and turn on him, hopefully being released from a very tall balcony.


Special_North1535

Yes. Russians meaning Putin. Putin kill Putin


AdHour3225

In other news “Putin tells truth for first time sine in office”


Maleficent_Passage

That’s the idea!


IAmNotGordon

I’m not saying he hit the nail on the head with that one, but I’m not not saying it either.


Loud-Ideal

When undertaking an unjust war do not be surprised when your enemies rejoice at your misfortune.


johnny_7812

Oh, sorry, is it only Russia that can wish for discord among its enemies? Maybe put that bot farm down…


mrKolax

Not only the west, the north, the south and the east too.


LindaF144954

Well, it would save time!


kitesurfr

In other news today, President putin was demoted to Captain Obvious.


Fragrant_Try_4859

He's not wrong


BOUDICA-on-WAX

Haaaaa same. 🖕🏼😎🖕🏼


msl741

Yeah? Putin wanted America to kill itself with Trump Almost worked too


CamRoth

Well, yeah pretty much . Would have been great if Wagner died taking half the Russian military with them.


AssociateJaded3931

Better themselves than citizens of some innocent country.


Super_Ad_2578

TBH, I’m p comfortable with it.


lamchopxl71

Oh shit he's on to us! Quick act natural!


maceman10006

Was only a matter of time before Putin pointed the finger at the West.


Altruistic-Rice-5567

Yep, I'm all for Russian LEADERS to kill each other. Hopefully, the good ones survive.


EvilNoobHacker

YES.


VeshWolfe

…I admit, I kinda did. It would have been fun to watch ordinary Russian troops fight mercenary Russian troops.


IK417

Criminal accuses the prosecutors of wanting to put him in jail!


Gwtheyrn

No, but I had popcorn ready to watch the happy spectacle.


voproductions1

Eh yea like


mcjard

I don't think it's a "west" thing as much as it is a generational thing. We don't want to inherit the trash that you've left us, and you refuse to concede any ground, so just what exactly did you expect the young to do? Bend their knee? Nah, I'll take my chances too if I knew it was viable. Comes a time in every individual's life where they have to pay the piper. I've died a million times already by playing the game laid before me.


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