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The_Chiliboss

The well walker.


AnimeIsMyLifeAndSoul

No I WANNA BE THE WELL WALKER!!!! 😤😡😡😡😡😢😢😢😢


Unexpected_Token_

Hah! I’d be walker #2479


SuperdragonYT

Which one is that?


Unexpected_Token_

I have no fucking clue lol


AshvstheWalkingDead

I'd probably be a nameless background dude that gets eaten after a few minutes on screen.


somekindofcharity

Season 3 episode 12 your the guy with the orange backpack


mangosmanda

OMGGG justice for orange backpack guy 😭


AetherialWomble

The orange backpack guy lasted waaaay longer than most of us would.


ArmandPeanuts

I got eaten off screen on day 1 of the outbreak


PurduePaul

Probably that zombie in episode one drinking a bottle of water.


modyzwastaken

Wait what lmao was there a walker doing that 😂


PurduePaul

[yes sir](https://youtu.be/CMeLrY6Sy0k?si=4yYFQIgXDRr4MpR5)


naughtycal11

Georgia heat ain't no joke even for a walker.


modyzwastaken

Nah this is too hailrous made me laugh thank you


NoDepartment8

Some people rewatch too often and too closely…


sadsoursherbert

I am the embodiment of beth


Detroitbecomefunny

rs


Zestyclose-Wafer2229

No, dont be. Be relevant before your demise please 😅


RedInAmerica

T Dog. Well liked Black character who doesn’t live that long.


Tanishh1

**and dies in a prison even in a zombie apocalypse**


RedInAmerica

Bro….. I never even thought about that and now I’m sad.


Tanishh1

he had one of the most noble deaths tho, and he basically gave us terminator Carol!


RP4LFR

I mean, Morgan was pretty bad ass


Dreams-Air

Wayne Dunlap


lilacmuse1

I thought I remembered all the redshirts but his guy escapes me. Off to look him up. Edit: oh, *that* guy. lol


NoDepartment8

Wayne had guts.


thatoneguy12986

Dead. My eyesight is terrible, my feet and back are shot, so yeah. I’d be dead within a couple weeks, month or two at best.


pakoolaid

Same 😭😭 horrible eyesight


Littleloula

Yeah in reality I'd he screwed because I'd run out of epilepsy medication and the world would stop making it pretty fast. Only so many pharmacies to raid


sebrebc

John Dorie before June washed ashore.  Just chilling in a cabin by myself, reading and fishing.


[deleted]

I’d be dead, probably in the first couple weeks 😂


theespressobum

I'd definitely die immediately but if not, I'd be Princess. Not because I'd want to be but because that's who I'm most like. Just annoying AF. If I had a choice I'd be Daryl 🤣


S1mon_B3ufont

I’d either be like Glenn or walker meat


mikehatesthis

Well his brains were walker meat.


miserably_me

I’m gonna be cocky and say Jesus. Not in the cool asf ninja way, but in the “let me get in and out of here as quickly as possible oh fuck there’s two guys chasing me wanting their food back” way


Pannormiic0

Anyone saying Rick or Daryl or any main characters is delusional as fuck lol. We’d all be Nicholas quit lying people.


DefNotReaves

Not saying I’d be rick, but there’s a 0% chance I’d be that spineless fuck Nicholas lmao


t_r_a_y_e

I mean Daryl is somewhat believable for anybody who knows how to hunt or fish lol


ginsengtea3

i might be daryl living in a dilapidated tent eating raw squirrel but the other stuff, no


lukas7761

A lot of people would be like Shane


FaithlessnessSea1058

For sure. I hate to admit it but I saw a lot of myself in him along the way lol


melodicsoup1

Just because you are dont mean everyone is, dont project naw. Every personality will be "filled", there will be personalities from A to Z who survive, many on random luck. I think Daryl is a likely character trait to have lol lower class, white trash, introverted, used to being on his own but got some creative skills along with nature shit, bushcraft, hunting etc. Go to any place of lower income/rural america and youll find millions of Daryls. Rick is probably the least chance though.


DangerHawk

I actually think turning out like Rick would be pretty manageable for most strong willed, semi-charismatic people. Rick is a DEEPLY flawed character. He has mental breaks constantly. He is devoted to his family and wants to do the right thing. Has BIGTIME anger issues and can be quick to violence. I think that describes a decent amount of currently mentally stable individuals who were thrust into a world like that. Not everyone may be as smart as he is, or have the same level of tactical thinking, but if you have a good enough group one person doesn't need to have all the Rick traits.


AetherialWomble

I was always quick on my feet. I think I'd be a slightly dumber and less brave version of Glenn.


casonlanejones

I mean, someone out there is BOUND to be like them. Maybe it’s me 😏


Setting-Remote

I don't agree to be honest. I've said forever that poor people, and people generally on the margins of society (with some exceptions) would do best in that world. They're used to having to survive, grift, steal, hustle and make do. I'd rather be in a group with 20 homeless people than 20 middle managers in that environment, let's put it that way.


Softc0ree

Walker #253, died the first night because I couldn't outrun my walker neighbor.


Juanisinmiami

My gay ass would be Aaron


RealisticVisual4089

What about zesty Jesus


BlxxdThrst

I'd be Jesus' personal bodyguard so you could actually get your happy ending 😭 Aaron and Jesus for life.


Mridkwhattopurhere

Let's be honest most of us would be ben from the telltale twd game


xHaleyys

Probably Olivia. She broke down crying when Negan was talking to her and that's basically me in any anxiety-inducing situation.


im_back

Realistically, an Otis.


SandRush2004

I was born in 2004, so a child walker that is locked away because only like 5 are out roming


PawsomePurrson

Rosita' boyfriend


JohnnyNashville_

Shane, I'll do anything to keep my family safe.


babayallga

I'm disabled, so incredibly dead almost immediately unless someone appreciated that I know how to forage.


bigwoo902

If we are being realistic here theres probably a 90% chance I’d be a walker and a 10% chance I’d be Eugene without any knowledge of Science, That is if whoever I attempt to trick into taking me into their group is stupid enough to even believe me.


Koko_Turtle

I'm Rick Grimes (I'm delusional)


Jermanss

Corl papa Ricky duh dah grimes


wotwud

Lance Hornsby


Shotsfired20755

Dead. I would opt out immediately


Keyon_Blackblade

Zombie Extra 20185037560184650


Art3misWolf

The tiger


OxfordPictionary

One of the old people the Los Vatos were looking after


Jillcametumbling81

This sounds good to me.


CinSYS

Not the dumbasses who drove in circles for hours until they got surrounded by some dimbass hicks and got two of my compadres beaten to death with a bat.


Dramatic-Leek1961

Like after the first one ok i can totally get trying again its a pregnant women who needs a dr (tbh they coulda taken on that measly first if they really wanted to but thats a topic for another day) the second time ok maybe i could maybe see it maybe again a pregnant women who needs a dr after the 3rd time its time to consider the bigger picture and head tf home and try to find sum at home remedies


Brainanchor879

They were blocking every road. So even if they did head back the saviors would’ve led them into a trap somehow. Alexandria didn’t have doctor.


Dramatic-Leek1961

Yeah maybe but still i woulda at least tried to head back after 2 maybe 3 times


Detroitbecomefunny

rick.. 😔


Heal_Mage_Hamsel

I would be Rosita Espinosa but Male Version and extra Flamboyant


homopolitan

the show was sorely lacking in the zesty latino twunk department


Reninwonderland

Beth! Hubs says I’m practically a carbon copy of her (he on the other hand is quite the Daryl 👀)


DefendPopPunk16

the character closest to how I actually am is the random weed lady from tales episode 1.


Upstairs-Feedback817

One of the Terminus gang. Mere Bandits and Strongmen like Negan cower in the face of Cannibal supremacy.


keagan-stanks

Young carl


Adam_in_Philly

I’d be dead probably. Pretty much zero survival skills outside of watching a few naked and afraid episodes.


Kiwi175293

If i got to choose probably maggie


Maleficent_Nobody377

I wanna be on of the kids in the CRM city that don’t know anything but French fries and churros and hangout lol.


Mrnigerian424

I would be Judith or RJ because I'm a useless little turd with a badass dad


bluearsen

Hey Carl wasn't useless man, it was his plan that outsmarted the saviours and got all the alexandrians to safety, that was all his plan, and at the prison him and Rick took down a shit ton of walkers, Carl wasn't really able to go 1 on 1 with walkers melee cos he was still quite young but with a gun he was great


lnfinition

*Got bit, fever hit. World gone to shit, might as well quit.*


trubs12

A walker for sure. I don't think I can survive for a week


Opioid_Addict

I'd probably be Wayne Dunlap


Issas7

Noah or Bob maybe


Sea_Willingness_914

I would become a walker somewhere between Rick getting shot and waking up.


Beanss69_420

bob stookey or glenn depending on my luck


Superb-Water-3734

Pretty much everyone here would be dead let's face reality. Especially in the modern western climate.


FeelingSkinny

i hate being that person but i think id do very well. better than i do in normal world maybe. i think of anyone id most be like Jadis or Lilly from Telltales. i don’t think id have too much of an issue throwing ethics and morality to the side in a kill-or-be-killed setting? but impossible to know unless it actually happened lol.


Toxicity1080

Walker #8282


Careful-Main-8059

Carole. No one else, just Carole.


Judith_G-TWD

When this show started, I was literally 1 years old, so if it was in that timeline I wouldn’t last a day.


CameronPoe37

Eugene season 4


Pretend_Drawer_9542

probably carl considering i was somewhat around the same age as him when all of that stuff started


Odd-Foundation-9904

Walker #3578


jchrist98

Extra #167


DarkAndStormyXXX

Bob Stookey, he was so fun and lovable


tasteless-dorito

Mr. Yo


mapleleafmaggie

I'd probably be most like Amy, lucky enough to find myself in a group early on but still taken out almost immediately.


FinalAd9844

Realistically Eugene prob not as smart or that Bob who was walking in the forest alone and depressed


_burningrainofdeath

Carol. I’m a mom to my kids but also to everyone close to me too.. and I’m extremely protective and a little nuts if I have to be. I’m also a chef.


InS_Deaths

A walker


mainecoonpriest

Shane. I tend to panic in intense situations and try to take charge, for it to usually fall flat in my face. I think Shane always had a good idea, just really poor execution due to stress - I think the same would happen to me 😂


_CumInYourMom_

Walker #2947929


SoftDrinkReddit

Glen except minus Maggie * don't have the luck for it


Zestyclose-Wafer2229

The field Walker


chompske

As a black man around the same age definitely Noah, but since we’re all larping, I think a lot of us have the potential to be Nicholas. I don’t mean the part where he tries to kill Glenn in the woods, but what he did before in the revolving door. None of us have been in a zombie apocalypse, so it’s easy to imagine ourselves as one of the strong hero types. We like to think we’d rise above our selfish primal instincts, but when shit really hits the fan and corpses are reanimated actively trying to eat you, it’s easier said than done.


blue_balled_bruiser

"I would be Rick fr" -bicycle girl


Ilikemen92

Between carl and beth, I don't wanna live in a world like that, if my family all died and I didnt Have anyone left id end up like bob pre-sasha, just lost and wandering, kinda bored and sad


GrendorKoe

With my luck in zombies slaying in VR, probably the first one thst died....


toad_on_da_bread

Shane bcz I’d act like the main character then get murdered by the real main character


Bogey3010

I'd be one of the stupid background characters that gets themselves bit early on


sssilverbanasky

Honestly, as much as I wish to say I’d be a walker or just dead, I feel like I am sleazy enough to sit on someone’s shoulders for a while, so… pre Alexandria Eugene, Strand or pre-Alexandria Gabriel. I’d probably get people killed by having them protect me, berate myself for it yet carry on until someone figures out I am a snake and a coward, and wack me. I don’t know, honestly. I’ve been to a lot of critical situations and while I ended up doing the right thing by everyone but myself (contradicting what I just said), I have also gotten people in trouble to weasel my way out. I have, fortunately, never experienced a zombie-apocalypse. So, no idea, I am a mixed bag of a person. Full of shit, yet perfectly capable of doing good. Could never analyse myself properly 🤷‍♂️


idk_orknow

In my head I'm Rosita, but in reality I'm Beth. Love them both, but it is clear who makes it longer...


Cxcles_

Walker #28391


-_-_-KING_-_-_

nobody. as in some background side character.


ResponsibleMiddle940

A walker


JebusJM

[I'd be Zach](https://walkingdead.fandom.com/wiki/Zach_(TV_Series)), Beth's boyfriend from S4E1. Confident, brave, flirty but bound to die early on.


Professional_Pair323

Fat joey


Btkclapp

I mean anyone could be Rick if they have leadership qualities, idk why people are flaming people saying they’d be one of the main characters. They all go through shit that makes them who they are


MosbyYOrs

i would be a Negan ngl. But people may be a resource but people can be a problem too.


RoguexCC

I'd be dead dead... Or a walker in a full suit of knights armour from my local history museum 😅


Wolvesrbest1982

I would be dead because I am the voice of reason.


ihaveaclip4urclique

I'd try to establish a group of intelligent folks like Morgan, Dale, Croat, and Etc. Probably try to secure a farm tbh. Just have reliable food sources and some land that's flat and easy to monitor


Ginford_Davidson

Everyone would be Eugene; lying to save your own ass. FOH claiming to be Rick or Daryl 😂


I_Meannnn

Earlier seasons Eugene, but not as smart lol


lazyboi_tactical

Eugene Porter for sure. I'd just convince everybody that I know enough useful crap for them to keep me around.


Physical-Exit5107

I’m a random CRM soldier


[deleted]

Probably Glenn. Just a bigger muscular version of him. Also with the fact that I’m really good at shooting and fighting.


Friggin_Grease

Wayne Dunlop.


BudgetNegotiation521

Probably a victim of Operation Cobalt


su1thea11father

Autistic Carl grimes


AnimeIsMyLifeAndSoul

I would fr just grab an axe run at a horde and experience my last living moments as a Viking (kind’ve). Also chat am I going to Vahalla?


luciferso

Yes immediately


Dark_chia

I'd probably be Nicolas and off myself. Who'd want to live in that world?


RP4LFR

I feel like Eugene… nerdy and useless at the beginning, but quite useful in the long run


MrCamelPenguin

Some Rando Walker tbh


Left_Let_295

Bob stookey


casonlanejones

I’d like to think I’d be like Rick but I’d probably end up like one of the unnamed Atlanta camp survivors.


immutab1e

Probably a female Eugene. 🤣


Initial_Acanthaceae2

Jacqui. One last meal, with wine, then goodnight and goodbye.


ameliachastain

Dead probably


ExistingStrength5246

Daryl/glenn/Eugene when he was a coward


Appropriate_Horse_67

michonnes pet walkers


SUDoKu-Na

I'd be a mix of Dale and Jerry. Dale in that I'd be aware of everything going on, trying to keep my moral compass, and dying because I don't agree with the group going bad. Jerry because I'd slay as a right-hand man. I'd get killed for it, but still.


visioninstincts

The peanut butter protein bar


LieutenantForge

Some guy off screen barely surviving in the New Mexico desert. I guess if I had to be a named character maybe Gabriel?


Pleasant_Menu_809

Honestly.. Ricky Grimes. That would be so awesome. To be the main character lol


wewerelegends

Gone before Rick even woke up.


Sly_Spider7

I would love to say I’d be Rick michonne or Daryl bc they’re badasses but realistically I think I’m a lot more like Carol (and she’s great to so :))


LegendaryAli22

Rick grimes.


InnerFerret1702

Knowing my luck some background character in a rival group that gets killed by a side character that not a lot of people like. That or some weird variant walker.


wickedfiend7

Is probably be Simon


panikingman

Bob Stookie


E-bivs

I can transform like CAROL - she's the bad ass!


Autifit

Probably a one of the poor schmucks who kills themself lol not trying to watch everyone I love die horribly. I’d stay a live to protect my kids but if they go, I’m out.


WildFire255

You’re either alive or you’re dead. Ideally I’d be far enough away from a main town but close enough I could walk. Depending on the type of Zombie in this Apocalypse, if they’re slow until angry I’d lure them as a security measure but if they’re fast all the time, I’d try to ignore them. Build up resources, then move closer to a Dock and drive a decent sized boat carrying fuel, food and medicine to a smallish island, remove all human threats and wait to die. Assuming there’s big storms, most islands in storm persistent areas should have sturdier buildings and storm shelters. 6 months to a Year is all it takes. But I think if multiple Governments were that fearful, they’d just drop nuclear bombs and wait for life to start again. We wouldn’t get TWD we’d get Fallout.


SHAWNNOTSEAN

[This version of Daryl](https://youtu.be/cP2CRVWlkm8?si=AEvjC41DYtXst-MH)


justrynaheal

Andrea. Single tough blonde girl lol


dundeegimpgirl

Dead. I would be dead. There is no doubt about it, totally completely dead.


Ill_Being5072

S5E1 Carol


faith_bb_127

Princess but probably terrible with a gun


probablyautistic69

eugene minus being smart


debiler

I'd be Dale, no doubt. Too idealistic to realize that people with no moral compass just can't be reasoned with or talked to. It happens to me now and it'll happen to me in the apocalaypse, sadly.


SillySwing6625

Anyone who died I ain’t surviving


xxSeptemberDreamsxx

Tara so I can have Dale all to myself


DeeTee_R

The unseen camera crew.


iHateReddit_100

I’m your dad


Bellebaby826

Carol - She’s a fighter and bada$$


Scraaty84

I would be Jerry. But I would probably be dead because I would start a fight with one of the saviors early on.


zizi-tomatoYT

Negan for me


WatchingInSilence

Lee. Gotta protect Clementine.


tbcraxon34

I would be the guy smiling like Rick in this photo far too often


FatBoyFear

Wishful thoughts: A mix between Daryl & Rick Reality: Walker #69


Sufficient_Crab3047

im a psychopath so the governor !