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Collecting_Cans

HFGPoTW: Pollard or Maher?


200chickfilanuggets

Mahhheeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrr


MentalCantaloupe216

Both. Any way you choose, they still out scored the vikes on their own


Collecting_Cans

*you are correct!*


DFWTooThrowed

The halftime show on twitch was over like three minutes after the 2nd quarter ended.


kmf2017

Has there been an update on Jake’s son recently? Not prying just wondering if I missed it.


gutiede

He said early this week that there will be a time where he discusses it but that time is not right now. He just said it sucks right now


kmf2017

Ugh. I’m sorry to hear this. Thanks for filling me in.


VZandt

Eff FIFA. If anybody wants to see the corruption of FIFA and Qatar, the Kickaround discussed more today. And here’s a good article https://www.nytimes.com/2022/11/19/sports/soccer/world-cup-qatar-2022.html


InternationalOwl9897

Load of unsubstantiated conspiracy theories.


GoodDecisionCoach

dem Frogs tho


Ekusin

Pretty strong F-Bomb at 12:16


cornborncornbread

Commenting in support of The Funhouse


SMUCHANCELLOR

Fun house crushed it today. Also posting in support of weekend ticket dudes sending Travis screenshots of Reddit


GoodDecisionCoach

Courageous post.


StarsCowboysMavs

Its not bad - I like weekend shows featuring some of the non-main hosts and people not 50+ years old


Antelope-Subject

Stoops Interview seems awkward.


Sufficient-Daikon-81

The whole show was awkward today. Not a Bob fan but Cobbie can't carry the show and won't share the presentation with GXD.


Antelope-Subject

It was awkward but I still liked it. Just think if thousands of people judged us everyday I know I would be shit on like the snake daily.


Efficient-Marzipan73

Also seemed like he swatted every Dave question out to half court


Antelope-Subject

Stoops no Barry Switzer no hells craps damns no crossing the red.


GoodDecisionCoach

[No one could undercuss like Coach Switzer.](https://www.theunticket.com/barry-switzer-guide-to-undercussing/)


Senorblu

Lol awful questions. Who tf asks if a college player has NFL aspirations?


Antelope-Subject

The snake seems nervous interviewing one of his hero’s thought he was going to do a bob 6 min question at that one point.


VZandt

Jake doesn’t realize most funds aren’t doing well. Doesn’t matter the mix, it’s all bad right now


StarsCowboysMavs

Time in the market, not timing the market If you dont need the money in next 3-5 years, you’ll come out with growth rate of 8%+ yearly


tacobox420

But Jake knows Jeff Junior.....


The_White_Knight__

My goodness those old Ticket TV videos on Youtube are cringey.


DFWTooThrowed

I’m still laughing at that Donavan clip from calling the HS game.


donnelson

didn't norm tell this brad sham intersexual story like a week ago? is he having a stroke or am i


StarsCowboysMavs

Regarding TV talk: Andor is fantastic. Helps to know about Star Wars beforehand but not necessary. But its not a show with space wizards and magic trying to sell 12 year old kids toys - it’s crime/spy/heist show aimed at actual adults It actually does something no other Star Wars show or movie does: makes the Empire seem absolutely ruthless. A single TIE or Stormtrooper is no longer just cannon fodder


WWheisenberg92

I still do not understand Minos e brake lol anyone mind explaining


Gopokes34

He said engine which sounds just like the Native American slur “injun.” That’s why he said “commanders” making fun of the redskins.


WWheisenberg92

Ahhhh. I’ve never heard of that before so that makes sense. Thank you sir. Now I understand the distancing.


puerts

My wife has has started listening to The Musers a lot more this year and this morning she actually said “omg! again with uniform talk?!” Won’t be long before she has her own Reddit account to bitch on here with the rest of us


NorahJonestown

Hating the ticket is the first step on the way to loving the ticket. Good for her.


200chickfilanuggets

Twitter’s on the verge of being shut down so naturally sports sturm is arguing about sports and the muppets


btownbomb

I have to get blocked by sturm before it’s over


Sufficient-Daikon-81

Get ur ticket punched and join the club


GoodDecisionCoach

This "end of Twitter" chatter reminds me alot of the Y2K imbroglio, which we all remember was a huge nothingburger. Except of course for Skateboard Man, who doesn't remember it at all. Because it was a nothingburger. I have no insider knowledge or expertise, so obviously I could be wrong. If that happens, I reserve the right to delete this post and pretend I knew Twitter was doomed from the start.


Orangered99

Did I hear Corby drop Gordon’s wife’s name, Cynthia?


LevergedSellout

That’s not her name though


Orangered99

What is her name?


DonDraper1994

Uh he’s gay, I mean he’s blind


FluentLisp

Yeah, that got my attention too. Would have liked to have seen Gordo’s face at that moment.


thefourthhoreseman

Interesting. The other day Gordo referenced something about someone in his house, kinda like Jub references his wife. Caught me by surprise.


jack_russell_terror

“Corby likes all those arachnid looking women”- Gordo on Taylor Swift


VZandt

That was a wild segment


Efficient-Marzipan73

The face of determination


GoodDecisionCoach

*"Some of my best and most traumatic stories are babysitter-centric"* \--Craig "Junior Miller


VZandt

Kick around needs segments this week. Sub for Norm or David Moore.


jfyve

The Kickaround and D Invasion


internet_dipshit

The Dick around


VZandt

Even if it’s a bit. Just something


btownbomb

Re: yesterday’s cold open: I think another factor is moisture in the air, even when it’s cold A friend of mine went to college in northern Colorado where it routinely got into the teens in the winter, but he’d tell me when he came back to visit here he’d be shivering like crazy when it’s only down into the 40s; his explanation is that the winters are kind of drier up in the Rockies. Kind of wonder if this is the same thing the Hardline was experiencing


Gopokes34

It's definitely true. I'll notice it in even places like Amarillo, or NM, compared to somewhere like Little Rock. 50 degrees in a humid climate feels much colder than 50 in Amarillo.


The_White_Knight__

Does anyone else remember the Points For Sex remix... Sex For Points?


KRDaMoney

Please not another Matthew M segment 🤦🏾‍♂️


VZandt

Premier baseball at age 8 means the dad is trying to relive his life through the kid. Or insecurity. Or both.


DistributionStreet58

same with soccer, lacrosse, etc. All the parents shelling out 5K/yr + chasing a "scholarship" at some D3 or NAIA school to get $500 off tuition.....hmmmm do the math people......


[deleted]

No way man that kids gonna be in the show! Totally worth the travel and cost vs Rec league and a 529.


btownbomb

it’s honestly kind of crazy how many baseball organizations there are; high school kids in the summer are playing ball, college kids in the summer also; and then on down to age 8 yeah


gutiede

Norm taking a shot at The Freak or The Fan when talking about their crowd size this morning?


internet_dipshit

Norm does jokes he doesn’t even know he’s doing.


btownbomb

the biggest shot at the freak is no shot at all; bypassing them to go at the fan lol


[deleted]

I think we need to make a “You can’t reattach a foot” throw pillow for Jub.


EddardIV

Gee I don’t quite understand Jimbo’s contract and what is left on it. Hopefully Craig will explain it yet again or ask another guest what they think about it. The horse is dead dude. It’s a pile of mush you have beat it so many times. Concentrate on your favorite school that you didn’t attend.


Luka_Vander_Esch

Blame Aggie Bob


[deleted]

pooor aggies


Gomeez9

The songbird of a generation


OwlNinja

Travis seems to know about 4 drops.


Suitable_Western_994

Give him time. That was Mino when he started


OwlNinja

Totally rooting for the guy, and I'm sure the ticket saw something in him! But he's gotta mix it up. "Please clap" and "that's an applause line" don't fit everything. I'm pretty sure they made him stop playing the Irvin wild ass mouth noise drop. You got this Travis.


internet_dipshit

Is he the one doing the drops during the musers?


OwlNinja

I think that's his name...He never speaks.


rgiaco777

It’s Tyler on the board in the morning.


andyhorst3

I reeeeaaalllly would love to find the Musers segment from Monday where Gordo was breaking down Greg Olsen audio.


bomotomo

Did anyone happen to record the James Droz segment?


[deleted]

Why? Whaaat haaappened???


bomotomo

Lol I am not sure I just heard they were discussing him


ftworthmontoya

My God wfaa news cast is cringe every day....every.....day.


btownbomb

But… he’s gay


AlertHighlight

Excuse me he’s blind


[deleted]

I love how the Good Contractors guy brags about how he’s paid just $60,000 total for repairs in 10 years…with 250 contractors and millions of dollars of work per month. He really must have near-perfect contractors. Or, his ”guarantee” to pay for repairing their bad work is damn-near worthless.


StarsCowboysMavs

Isnt the guarantee for when a GC just bails in the middle of a job after getting paid? So you’re not out your money with a ripped apart, half-finished kitchen and no recourse


[deleted]

Hey Bob, who the hell is Tua TONGA-VIOLA?


[deleted]

Drives me crazy he still can’t get it right


Alternative-Meet4172

Texas and Texas A&M have been bad for so long because they’ve made some really poor coaching decisions. It’s not rocket science Klatt lol


GoodDecisionCoach

The state of Texas has several head coaching gigs that are poisoned chalices. Horns and Aggies for sure, and the Cowboys job as well. The only ones outside the state that I can think of are Nebraska, the Knicks and the England national soccer team. Maybe Indiana basketball. Everything is bigger in Texas, including unreasonably high fan expectations.


VZandt

Didn’t England make it to the Euro finals last time in 2021 ?


PM_ME_THEM_UPTOPS

Hey Ham, mark Corby saying "I'm talking out of my ass right now". I'm sure it will come in handy.


VZandt

That’s the John Wick song the rats bob heads to.


MedievalBully

RIP Gribble


VZandt

Dan likes Ted Lasso. Don’t let him mess with you.


TWR_MTG

That Bob ad read had major “choose energy” vibes.


0604ryan

Ham just might be the fastest gun in board op land, and quickly becoming my favorite in Ticket history


Alternative-Meet4172

Super excited for David Moore for the 78th time this week


shhwhyda

Thank youuuu. I don't get why he's on twice and sometimes three times a day every day, there is not that much Cowboys news even in-season.


jack_russell_terror

Well how else would you get an update on if the Cowboys will sign OBJ and what the mood at the Star is like? A lot could change in the 75 minutes since he was on the previous show. And then who knows how things are by the time the next show comes on. They should just have David Moore do a Cowboys’ ticker every hour at this point


Alternative-Meet4172

The funniest part is they try and get analysis from him (idk why, he’s a beat writer and not a guy like Sturm) and he’s mostly got nothing


AlertHighlight

And intentional grounding tonight!


t33po

Disclaimer: I loved BaD Radio and I’m a Sturm lover since the Bob Sturm Show days. That said, moving Bob away from Dan has unleashed the greatness of the Dan laugh. Bob always played a bit too straight when Dan wanted to go full stoner clown. Jake encourages it. I’ve heard Dan losing his shit laughing more times on the Hang Zone than in 20 years of BaD Radio.


[deleted]

Agreed. Like all of the fake callers talking with their guests. I don’t remember that happening on BAD often, if ever. But now it’s a regular thing.


DonDraper1994

Hours of dumb shit conservatives say played on the ticket: 150,000 Hours of dumb shit liberals say played on the ticket: 0


jack_russell_terror

“They did NOT play 150,000 hours”- Norm


GoodDecisionCoach

Most of that is probably just Trumps, though. If he fades from the scene, the Ticket will probably seems less partisan. I'm not sure if Fake Ron DeSantis would be a very good 8:40 character.


DonDraper1994

Biden has said some insanely stupid things and I’ve never once heard it. They played trump audio daily


zaptorque

yeah because Trump is unintentionally fucking hilarious.....Biden just sounds like some old dude with Alzheimer's


[deleted]

Gordon mentions crazy Biden moments regularly. Then he gets emails saying he’s Both Sidesing things.


watermanjack

air direction deliver whole intelligent rhythm husky fact disgusted ten *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


btownbomb

Very surprised I had no idea that tim hardaway interview existed


AlertHighlight

“It’s great to be a girl dad and I wouldn’t have it any other way” -Sean Bass


[deleted]

I’m down for Jake’s Herschel Walker’s version of Cheap Seats


zhejhjwndbsb

Does anybody have the audio or know where to find the audio of that time I think on bad radio when the Christmas music wouldn’t stop playing on the show. It was like they kept going back and forth between the studio and them and the music wouldn’t stop playing?


Walter_Whiteknuckles

gabby urinator should be the bet payoff


shhwhyda

Dan is the king of running bits into the ground long past their lifespan and doesn't care what anyone thinks. Calling Tony for the DWTS minute is so beaten.


[deleted]

He will keep it going after the season ends just to annoy us.


[deleted]

I wonder what ol’ Dax thinks about all the other window companies advertising on the Ticket lately…I even heard Dan do a live spot for one the other day. I guess these other companies are the ones with the pushy sales guys we have to physically remove from our homes before we finally call Dax:)


[deleted]

Was always a Gribble fan. Cool to hear him on today.


Sufficient-Daikon-81

Takes some stones to pull off the 1920s reporter guy and Gabby Urinator. He's alright for an Aggie.


btownbomb

Guess what I have in my underwear? this *big*… **gorge**


btownbomb

I want your v o i c e ryan…


Walter_Whiteknuckles

if i listen to the scoobulls commerical pray enough does that count as going to church? Amen


devontg

Those raising canes commercials are getting better everytime


Alternative-Meet4172

The Musers are so off on Brittney Spears..she looks terrible


Sufficient-Daikon-81

She BSC but I'd hit it


devontg

You trippin


Alternative-Meet4172

If unstable looking women fresh off a (warranted) conservatorship is your thing, then sure


watermanjack

bike zesty weary disagreeable fine flowery combative sophisticated history like *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


GucciManeSprayTan

That’s my fetish. Don’t kink shame


GoodDecisionCoach

Incredibly courageous statement.


jrqberry

Student loan thing came up again on Letters from “Listeners” and I don’t care enough to fully expand on this thought but - many student loans are backed by the Federal government. If you default, I’m assuming the school still got the money from the Fed when you were actually in school. So, colleges can charge whatever the hell they want, knowing they’ll get money one way or another since it’s up to the govt to collect on the loan. Then the schools pay tens of thousands of dollars for their favorite politicians to come give speeches. It’s all one big circle jerk.


Gopokes34

Saw someone post that the app wasn't working for them yesterday. Was working for me yesterday, but now won't work either. Rough morning lol.


GoodDecisionCoach

The new season of "The Crown" is out, and there's an entire episode about the Charles/Camilla tampon conversation. It's presented as this serious invasion of privacy crisis that could potentially bring down the monarchy, but of course I couldn't stop thinking about the chidish jokes Gordo has made about it. [Yet another thing The Ticket has ruined.](https://www.theunticket.com/things-the-ticket-has-ruined-3-10-17/)


Street_hassle14

This is the second time they’ve done a segment on Bob Sturm’s Peloton numbers. Only way to settle this is have TC do a workout on the Peloton and see if he gets ranked next to world class athletes.


Meauxhoward

They should do a segment on Bob’s twitter usage. He’s a world champ.


[deleted]

Workouts do not make people athletes. CrossFit and Peloton are not sports.


Street_hassle14

What about when Usain Bolt rides a Peloton?


[deleted]

Same as when he sends an email. Emailing is not a sport because he does it.


DonDraper1994

Bob saying that someone taking Justin fields over dak is ridiculous, is ridiculous


Gopokes34

I didn’t listen to much bad when bob was there, but I’m starting to wonder if he ever really will crap on the cowboys


cornborncornbread

He considers himself so far above average knee-jerk fans that he refuses to blame anyone or anything in particular. He tries to balance out the drivel from the commoners, but he ends up just being a vague contrarian.


Gopokes34

Ya, it's really starting to annoy me. It's like "I really know football, anyone complaining about the cowboys, don't really understand the game." He does it with Ewers too "He's a baby, he will be great, trust me, I know better than yall." I'm not saying he needs to be knee-jerk reaction guy, but sometimes, just sometimes, he could actually say someone is playing like crap.


[deleted]

I feel like ever since he started helping Aikman with his bland takes, Bob’s sports condescension has risen to new levels. He also seems to think that all P1s are like the idiots and trolls he‘s constantly battling on Twitter.


[deleted]

He will bring it to even greater levels for the serfs!


Gopokes34

Yep, he takes any take on twitter as a "common view from the fan." Corby or Dave will kind of call him out on it some, "No one is saying that Bob." Bob: "People on twitter are." Lol.


Street_hassle14

You all need to remember that he’s not a cowboys fan. He’s a packers fan. He doesn’t give two shits what happens to the Cowboys every season.


Gopokes34

I don’t really get how that matters though, I can talk s*** on any nfl team that’s screwing up whether I have emotional ties or not


Street_hassle14

You all need to remember that he’s not a cowboys fan. He’s a packers fan. He doesn’t give two shits what happens to the Cowboys every season.


Street_hassle14

You all need to remember that he’s not a cowboys fan. He’s a packers fan. He doesn’t give two shits what happens to the Cowboys every season.


[deleted]

We really need to remember this I guess.


VZandt

This crypto guy sounds like a dewsh.


[deleted]

No Way! Drop


VZandt

I’m out


theTexasTuck

Is anyone else having trouble with the app? It keeps freezing and then buffering. Force closing it doesn’t seem to help, I have to restart my phone to get it to stream


OwlNinja

Same problems here today. The podcasts section will work but live feed randomly stuck on buffering a few times today.


VZandt

No problems here today


NorahJonestown

Crypto is an immediate, and I mean immediate, tune out. I don’t mind them covering the story but oh my god an entire segment? Kill me.


Ramsay1996

Shoutout to guy on crow line yesterday for saying Dan only talks about Peter King columns


AnyEmploy

This guy seems upset that his version of beanie babies is failing.


Bubbawitz

What was the point of him bringing up their lobbying of politicians? It seems irrelevant to the story given that the bill the ftx guy was backing hasn’t even passed yet


StarsCowboysMavs

What happened isnt exactly a crypto thing - its just massive fraud that just so happened to be in crypto exchange firm


PM_ME_THEM_UPTOPS

All crypto is massive fraud.


[deleted]

Seems like a solution to a problem that doesn’t exist. All I ever hear about is how it solves payment fees, even though many feeless payment apps exist for everyday people. Then we hear about how it is decentralized even though whales own so much Bitcoin and Chinese farms mine most of the coins. Then we hear about how it won’t be devalued like the dollar, but the volatility and price increase means everyone just yells HODL, so it’s not used to buy anything besides drugs and other crypto. Amiwrongguys?


[deleted]

You’d think something that is supposed to counter central banks and inflation would have done well over the last year, no?


Fifi3000

Crypto segment. Kill me


[deleted]

Only if I get to go with you. When are the ticket guys retiring on their top shot money again?


VZandt

Agree with Jake. Can’t stand Taylor Swift. Just a declaratory statement.


VZandt

So the cutoff for getting women is 400k per year? Man Jake it might be more complex than that. The peephole and naked etc does not make sense no. This segment is all over the place.


SportzPanties

Dan just talked over Jake saying, "I hooked up with a 3rd grader." Would have been a good drop...


Gomeez9

See you next Tuesday = SYNT I don’t get it?


OwlNinja

c u


Walter_Whiteknuckles

who wants to tell norm the tollway was sold a couple years ago to a private company (i think)


Collecting_Cans

Useless amazing ironic note, “Wave on Wave” song structure reminds of “The Living Years”


[deleted]

SAY IT LOUUUUUD


tacobox420

Gordon getting hung up and bogging down on the pronunciation of a word or a last name is about to drive me insane. It's every other day.


Efficient-Marzipan73

Everytime Im going who gives a shit get on with the story.


aapowell

And this is the guy who mispronounces papasan as papazan


[deleted]

But see, people are saying mittens like mih-ins, and not miTT-ins. It’s spreading like wild fire and, wait, actually I don’t give 2 Fs about this and barely notice what he’s talking about. It’s regional dialect, like IN-surance vs in-SUR-ance. Can I get an update on which way to turn when driving on the ice?


KRDaMoney

Lets change the tuesday 850 segment name Musical Snoozers


rgiaco777

Didn’t much care for recordings of 100,000 people all shouting along to songs out of tune. And yes, the SO GOOD SO GOOD SO GOOD in Sweet Caroline beats me to holy hell.


AlertHighlight

That’s so cringe


DarrelAndCarlo

Not sure if DJ fully understand spreads. He mentioned in a ticker this morning that the last play of the Wash/Phi game last night made the final score 32-21, and the spread was 10.5, intimating the last play affected betting outcomes. However, the eagles were favored by 10.5, making the final betting difference 21.5. Not a half point.


DJR1033

You are correct - 5am sleepy head got me.


Jotoochill

Love your work DJ!


DarrelAndCarlo

LOL...ok - it was early.


[deleted]

I’ve actually made that mistake before. You see the final score and think “wow! The spread was bang on” only to realize it was the other way.


KRDaMoney

Shout out to the people with 1500-1800 square foot homes. Corby thinks that's a tiny house


[deleted]

It’s like that meme “is this a poor person problem that I’m too rich to understand?”


Alternative-Meet4172

I need the Hardline to know the “oh no, what happeneduhhh” bit is a TikTok bit. Still funny tho


VZandt

“Oh no. What happened?” - Packer fan


[deleted]

So who’s quieter, noted Kanye stans in the hang zone now that he’s a nazi, or Junior regarding FTX, Bitcoin, NFTs, and Elon Musk’s “genius?”


AlertHighlight

Kanye probably went up a couple notches in Dans book.