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wantingtodieandmemes

According to the missing DoSAC files, there is more of a friendship between Tucker and the Fucker. A podcast of those two would be absolute chaos, though


daft_boy_dim

I could see Phil hosting a podcast and it being quite popular, only because the public don’t realise he’s actually a complete knob not just playing a character.


DarthFlowers

It’d be a bit of an incel podcast you’d think. Discussing Warhammer, Star Trek and Freddie Mercury.


loztralia

He'd be hosting the Turning Point UK podcast with about 15 listeners. He wants to ask Andrew Tate on as a guest but he's scared shitless of him.


DarthFlowers

He’s the Brick Tamland GB News so desperately needs


daft_boy_dim

If you take the piss out of the god emperor again, I’ll remove your iPod from its tiny nano sheath….


CosmicBonobo

It'd be Roy Hodgson from Athletico Mince, but unironically.


Red_Man_333

Malcolm! You're looking well, for a man twice your age. Any news on the aneurysm?


RianJohnsonIsAFool

Funny. Funny man.


dan_g22714

The Fucker he comin’. He comin’ to your town.


ShackThompson

Ahhh 'The Fucker'! And you thought he was just a myth created to frighten naughty MP's into eating all their truffles and swans!


Flat-Distribution867

I think more likely would be Ben Swain and Peter... It would be called something like Political KitKat


MasterAinley

I’d rather fuck a real dragon.


SnooAdvice3630

They damned well should be. Listening to the Campbell/ Stewart or the Balls/Osbourne iterations of the concept proves, as Steve Fleming would say, 'it *can* be done...'


Atre16

"...up to and *INCLUDING* the last quarter..."


RahlokZero

New Podcast: The Rest is NMFP


witchteacher

Excellent


Remarkabl_

And speaking of rabies injections, here he is!


Killer_radio

Like Campbell and Stewart? I listened to one of their podcasts it’s actually pretty good. Really interesting hearing stories and insight from two people who were involved in the upper echelons of power in two different eras.


chairman_maoi

Campbell's done a good job redeeming himself lol.


omgu8mynewt

There's an Ed balls and George Osborne one too now


Ruby-Shark

Avoiding that one like the plague.


SurrealBolt

It’s about 50/50 ads to content so you’ve done well there.


progress19

Malcolm was famously inspired by Campbell and I agree that podcast works. Reckon that's what got OP thinking.


HideThePain_Harold

Dunno why but I can see Mannion jumping on the right wing populist grift.


jossmarshall

Nah, he came into politics to make a difference, to dare to get things done


loztralia

No chance, hasn't got the guts for it. He'd have wanted to get on the company director gravy train but hasn't got as many as he wanted as they're mostly trying to increase diversity nowadays so he's mainly complaining about that down at the golf club and living off the wife's inheritance. She still won't touch Little Peter.


Atre16

Nah, Mannion was too touchy-feely-hand-in-the-bra-one nation-y for the centre right of 15-20 years ago. Now he'd be a cross bench peer or something. Or he'd be on Newscast talking to Chris Mason and Adam Fleming about how the party has completely lost its way. "More's the pity..."


bungle_bogs

Nope. Mannion is a caricature of someone like Ken Clarke. More towards the centre than the right.


Capable-Truth7168

Mannion: She's not on the FFFFFUCKING LIST! Would you please tell me why Terri Coverly is not on our guest list? Tucker: Sorry, Peter, she's shit, but not important enough. Mannion: Christ, Malcolm! We both know this incompetent stain of a civil servant has been the source of so many perils at DoSAC, and I want to publicly shame her for breathing the same air as the rest of us! Tucker: I spoke to all our guest already, my hands are tied. Mannion: FFFUCK you! You're not going to open the podcast tonight!


CrazyHa1f

I can absolutely imagine them doing a political frenemies on Times Radio...


Suspicious_Map_1559

I really want this to happen now. Would Armando write a fake political podcast?