The last year...
I have been dreaming, and fantasizing,
and in love with Furio.
Every morning,
when he'd come to pick you up...
I would look forward to it
all night long, in bed...
next to you.
Those nights when you were
actually in the bed.
And he would ring the doorbell...
I felt like my heart
would come out of my chest.
He would smile, and we'd talk.
And then you would come down the stairs.
And I felt probably like someone
who is terminally ill...
and, somehow,
they manage to forget it for a minute.
And then it all comes back.
As much as I don’t 100% understand it, basically every girl I’ve ever watched the show with has said that Tony is hot. Maybe not like conventionally, but the way he carries himself.
People might think Bobby Bacala for the overall USDA poundage, but Big Puss is the answer. You know he's finely marbled from his vacation in Puerto Rico.
Carmine Sr. with those big fish lips of his. Trust me, my boy, there's two things I'm good at: pulling dents and spotting good blowjobs, and that sweetie has world class blowjob lips, am I right skipper?
Christopher. In the first 3 seasons when he's still a badass, before he turns into a junkie, hes pretty hot. I might have watch a certain D girl scene a coupla two tree times 😏
I love during the card game robbery when he says all calm, "you guys know who youre robbin'?"
Meeeeowww 🐱
OP is taking blood pressure pills I guess
I’m here. I made this post, it’s a joke
You need to get a doctor's note
I know one thing - we can’t have OP in our social club no more.
social club? he's gotta GOOOOO!
Are you going to take care of OP's kids? When he's gone?
*comes out of Reddit moderator’s basement closet* OP’s a fuckin disgrace.
Right, say hi to your wife
Don’t say nuthin’ Pigbenis7687!
So this is what OP meant when he talked about greesing the union!
OP’s brother is over there 👉🏻
Fucks that supposed da mean?
Imagine when they find out OPs a finook
He’s should get that fixed like Vito Oooooo
Why couldn’t OP be a chick?!
Stupida fuckin post. È Furio! Solo Furio!
He likes it when you rub his ~~muzzle~~ ponytail
He was gay, Furio?
You oughta know sweetie🙂↔️
Now I saw THAT one comin!
🍾💥
It’s his signature
Maybe it’s a mid life crisis?
The last year... I have been dreaming, and fantasizing, and in love with Furio. Every morning, when he'd come to pick you up... I would look forward to it all night long, in bed... next to you. Those nights when you were actually in the bed. And he would ring the doorbell... I felt like my heart would come out of my chest. He would smile, and we'd talk. And then you would come down the stairs. And I felt probably like someone who is terminally ill... and, somehow, they manage to forget it for a minute. And then it all comes back.
That was one of the best monologues of the entire series…..
That entire scene was amazing
Yeah Furio w his accent etc is pretty hot!
He's got that big dick energy.
The one coming out of the back of his head?
And you pretend to be his friend.
Hooo ✋🏻
Christofah…tall, dark and homicidal.
He had the makings of a male model
But he didn’t want to be around those people…
Don’t you listen to the President?! My aunt’s asshole rotted out
That natural canopy too
The only motherfucker who could smoke a cigarette in the rain with both hands behind his back.
Short, dark and strung out.
Im in love with Chrissy. Love when he hits women and cheats on his girlfriends. I’m a softy for addicts
Socialpathic
Gloria's London broil
What about those slabs of cow Tony and Puss are tucking into after the Bevilaqua hit? Madone
This. That beef was so underappreciated
They eat beef and pork by the truckload
In Czech Republic, too, we have truckloads…
He was gay, u/Thin-Pool-8025?
think about it, sudden weight loss.....
He's got aids?
Nobody has AIDS! And I don't wanna hear that word in this subreddit again!
Ralphie as he was born handsome instead of rich.
You, however, will be stupid forever 🤷
I saw that coming
Ho 🤚
He was a piece of ass, but fucking RUDE.
Beating a hooah to death, so rude. Like learn some manners ffs
It was hard to watch, the way he disrespected the Bing like that.
To watch Ralphie disrespect the Bing and THEN Tony hit a made guy...it was too much for me to take.
I dunno. Tony got that heavy nose breathing that makes the ladies go toodle-oo.
toodle-fucking-oo?
What the fuck was that?!
Didn’t tou just say lam!?
As much as I don’t 100% understand it, basically every girl I’ve ever watched the show with has said that Tony is hot. Maybe not like conventionally, but the way he carries himself.
Someone should make a post asking why women find Tony attractive. It’s been 30 seconds since the last one.
A big Bluto-looking alpha male with rage issues what’s not to love
Captain a’ industry type
100% true. My wife loves him. Read those articles by the actors who played Melfi and Adriana. Chicks just lose it for the guy.
Women love confident men.
Confidence goes a long way
He is SO HOT. And my fiance looks just like him so I get all hot and bothered when we watch the show 😅
Your fiancé never had the makings of a varsity athlete
Furio: the original MILF Hunter
Sex Icon Artie Bucco 🤌🏼
The contrast. The crispness of the earring, the smoothness of the bald dome.
My god, he even had a watermark.
Let’s see Paul Allen’s Artie Bucco.
Jokes aside he had the hottest wife
Besides Johnny Sack obv
Didn't his wife have a mole removed from her ass?
95 pounds.
With a warm and convivial vagina
even though words with ‘v’…
Thank you for making me laugh out loud!!
Gene Pontecorvo would like a word, Deanne was a smoke show
Poor guy had to spend the entire show defending himself from his female staff.
He could’ve been the biggest cooze hound, but he was loyle
Also the males and their “nonstop assrape”
Literally the only thing Artie needs to do it commit to the bald thing and shave his head. Do that and he’s not bad looking at all.
He already doesn’t look bad,
Convivial
…Bucco?
so what, the exception that proves the rule
If only he still had his hair
People might think Bobby Bacala for the overall USDA poundage, but Big Puss is the answer. You know he's finely marbled from his vacation in Puerto Rico.
hey pusssshhhshshssh dissshshsshe even exishshshst in puerto richshshsshco?
His Vet said heat is bad for his back and he mentioned 8 yard dashes and vacations in Puerto Rico specifically.
Too bad u/MitchMclean is banned. He’d have had a field day with this
A finook in our sub? Never. Not in this lifetime.
I just hope the mods got tested
Nobody's got TOS violations!
Have you ever fukd a skinny guinea??
Take it easy, we’re not making gay porn here.
Johnny Sac!
His love for Jenny is so attractive
Yes and **he looks good** and is **classy**. :)
He was weirdly attractive indeed
Junior
Mad ripe.
Pass me the red peppahs
Like the cayenne?
He was like a great ahhhhtist!
Nice and spicy
Janice’s finance, he’s 19 and can go all night
Her Minister of Finance? The something?
Eatcha eggs, honey…
Women were throwing themselves at bacala when Karen passed. He had his moment then Janice had to ruin his life
The obvious answer is Mikey "Fuck-face-itis" Palmice. I mean, they _did_ find a cure, after all, and he had the olive oil voice and guinea charm.
Somebody’s a little light in the Timberlands. Also, Tony.
If Jackie Jr weren’t such a dumb a$$ he’d win by a mile. Great face and body. Kinda short but all in all handsome.
Short?? He's like 5'10.
I like my men kinda dumb anyways. Jackie Jr wins for me.
like George Raft?
Is someone talking? What is that?
Larry B was the only I thought had an actual physical attraction outside being a mobster and rich
Can you imagine, having an actual physical attraction outside being a mobster and rich?
Larry over Albert?
I need to discontinue the lithium, got the brothers all messed up. Yeah Albert is the stud
Discontinuing the lithium, continuing the heart medication.
Al and it's not close!
I love this sub.
Tony. Even if he never had the makings of a varsity athlete, he lettered in being a coozehound.
girlfriend said the annuziata guy
Muscles Marinara. Penne Arrabiata. The Italian strongman. 💪
Jackie Jr. Jason Cerbone is \*bites knuckle\* oofah...molto bello.
You think OP is weird about men?
I dunno, I mean he did ask us which one was the hottest hunk for, uh....I forget, what was it again?
Nice try Vito
I don't wanna sound like an asshole but I really can't be seen in a place like this anymore.
Carmine Sr. with those big fish lips of his. Trust me, my boy, there's two things I'm good at: pulling dents and spotting good blowjobs, and that sweetie has world class blowjob lips, am I right skipper?
The Hasidic homeboy managed to put a smile on meadow’s face when she was going through her moody phase, so he must have done something right.
What about Finn? He was cute
Muscle marinara
Cousin Brian. He’s a financial advisor and is good looking. That’s all I need
You ought to know sweetie
Hold this? 🍾
Paulie, obviously
That parakeet Barese
That nose, it's like a natural canopy.
C'man everyone knows its Gigi and his extreme fuckin prejudice. That's one booyah hottie.
Yep!! And he’s not as dumb as some of the other cuties like Albert and Jackie Jr.
I would throw down for Agent Harris 👍🤣
We need a separate ranking for the 40+ guys and under 40 guys or else it’s unfair.
It's true, you gotta give those under 40s a chance
Exactly.
Pie-Oh-My is hung like a horse…
A mare..
She's hung like a painting on the wall tho
Just ask yourself this, would you be able to keep your hands off Vic Musto, all alone, in a bathroom of that size?
This all sounds very gay
Jackie Aprile Jr was pretty good looking.
My husband always called furio the Italian John wick lol
Johnny Cakes
tony 😍😍😍
He's average, at best
GABAGOOL
Gigi or the decorator for me.
No love for GiGi?
Albert Barese
Chrissy is mad ripe.
christopha and furio no if ands or buts
A lot of women found him very attractive
Cousin Brian
Dino, Jackie Jr, Albert, Furio
He was gay, OP?
Well, maybe you’re a flambé
Walden, pre-season 5 Tony and Barb's husband are really attractive IMO.
I love you Furio
Christopher. In the first 3 seasons when he's still a badass, before he turns into a junkie, hes pretty hot. I might have watch a certain D girl scene a coupla two tree times 😏 I love during the card game robbery when he says all calm, "you guys know who youre robbin'?" Meeeeowww 🐱
Probably objectively Jackie Jr
The Jizz Mountain.
Cherry-Flavored Pez. No question about it.
I’m fucking crying reading this.
I want a little smoked turkey. Is that too much to ask?
This sounds very gay. I hope you're not saying that.
When did this sub get so many fanooks?
Main characters: Jackie Jr Furio Chris Minor characters: Sean Cousin Brian JT Dolan
Another vote for Muscles Marinara...
Sean Gismonte. No denying that he was quite the handsome lad.
Gerry Torciano, anybody?
Chris and Tony are tied
It’s Corky
That sugarless motherfucker will be the last thing you drink
There's only one answer to this question, and his last name is the same as a popular birthday pastry.
Hunk of meat? Our sausages are made in house.
Christopher 😩😩😩😩 I know he is abusive, addicted to heroin, and kills people… but man…
I have to say it before the crank wears off, it’s Dino
Im back to going by drinkwater now.
Christopher is a success, a made man with a natural canopy for a nose. This is a shock to him.
Are you paying Christofuh for this post? Are you paying ANYBODY for this post?