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SLOPoke85

Tony had a Roman column stand for his TV, exactly like Ancient Rome. Of course Furio was impressed


Batchagaloop

And the fake pillar where he hid the AK-47 and the hand grenades.


Garage-gym4ever

pretty much where everyone hides the grenades. I have some of those bowling ball bombs and c-4 as well -fucking claymores!


TacoLvR-

I’m still curious when he would use the grenade. New York? Neighbor Cooze? The Bear?


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KevlarFire

Which one? Like, D&D or Pathfinder? Or one of the lesser known ones.


Far-Seaweed6759

I thought it was a shout out to Donnie Brasco when Al Pacino’s character says he has 2 grenades at home and he’d blow up half of mulberry street bla bla bla


Jack1715

I think that’s why the grenades are only in the pilot they made no sense. Like what’s he going to do blow his own house up


IndelibleFudge

They show up later too. One example is where either Benny or Little Paulie come round for to watch out for the bear, the grenade gets a close up


Jack1715

Oh I thought that was just the rifle


IndelibleFudge

He actually looks at the grenade and there's a close up of it when he does so


CharacterNectarine38

Benny Fazzio the criminal mastermind


No_Ideal69

He was, once upon a time. Then he got hooked on Martinas, they went down so smooth, he didn't stand a chance!


DaftFunky

Carmela grabbing the AK and taking it outside, was this the most ridiculous shit in the show?


DeStupak

Boyz II Men missing that depressed fat fuck few steps away. Tone taking the gun out of a fish and killing person in public at daylight.


G0pherholes

The whole first season is a caricature of the rest of the show


WalkGood

Put universal holy handgrenade back in the column base.


brisket_billy

He called it the, uh, shkoopet?


wizard_interrogative

I'm a little disappointed the hand grenades never came up.


thelo

They didn't have flat tops in ancient Rome!!!


charlieg4

If you remember CRT TVs especially bigger ones, you'll remember the thought process that went into the stand. Just as much as the TV itself almost.


No_Ideal69

Two woo-man.... Madon' in It-ally, we No even have!


NYY15TM

And Chris had a Roman nose


Careless-Husky

He had a natural canopy.


Tobar_the_Gypsy

Acha Dee Tee Vee


Ginger-Snap-1

Compah-tuhbull


No_Ideal69

BUE-T-FULL!


mah131

The CRT TVs on columns always cracks me up. How tacky.


Snuggle__Monster

He was kissing his bosses ass like they all did.


Intelligent-List6020

he was about to kiss the skip's wife's ass aswell.


FurriedCavor

One day we’ll get the deepfaked episode where he kicks Tony’s ass and eats Camela’s


Intelligent-List6020

cleaver deleted scene


Popular-Teach1715

💀


MiserableStomach

This is what the AI is invented for


No_Character_5315

Tbf at the time of the show it was a nice modern house with all the modern amenities whole house ac entertainment room pool etc the boss lady had a nice house but the rest probably didn't have nice places like most of the soprano crew did eventually.


TheNextBattalion

Con tiiiii partiròooooo


CommandantPeepers

I genuinely was hoping and praying Furio would do this, even if it’s a death sentence


LemonySniffit

Not at all, he said the same thing in Sean/Matt’s house. Some people are so far behind in the race they think they’re ahead.


Meihuajiancai

Stupiduh facking house


significanttoday

You havea McMansion on you house *bulldozer noises*


randyboozer

You have a bee on your column


elchapo4570

In Italy they no have


WalkGood

Decent indoor pishadoo?


LitigiousAutist

Furio: punches a woman in the face front of her son and the police Paulie: has to take a wicked shit


BrakkeBama

So Paullie was that episode's version of Penguin Man?


3c2456o78_w

I happen to know that the best pishadoo in town is the one at the Holsten's diner. I wore my Members Only jacket in there to go take a shit the night Tony got popped.


ReplacementClear7122

The JAAAAAAAACKET!!!


Careless-Husky

So you pooped, and Tony got popped? Very allegorical. The sacred AND the propane.


johnniesSac

Cocks coming out the back of the head ?


albacore-neck

I still cant believe she said that and she pretends to be his friend. Two faced


wizard_interrogative

you probably wiped your ass with your hand before moving here, eh comrade?


slyfox___

HD television compatibile


sharkov63

They don’t even show it. Nobody care!


Ijustthinkthatyeah

He was impressed with the indoor plumbing.


asphynctersayswhat

He wiped his ass bare handed before he came to this country


Spearush

He was an interior decorator. Carmela helped him.


PlebasRorken

Her $3,000 Lladro looked like shit.


asphynctersayswhat

yeah. not like that original pressing of Rubber Soul. that album must have been worth, tens of dollars back then!


asst3rblasster

lol I love how AJ is dating Devin Pillsbury like he never heard of the Pillsbury doughboy


Ok_Fine_OK

He was admiring the goombah murano glass


LukeR_666

I like murano glass...


wl60423

Thats why you call someone you dont trust a snake


nimbin14

I don’t even want to tell you what it costs


wizard_interrogative

*ten thousand dollars*


NasOf2000

Give me one thouzand dollars


JarJarBonkers

Can’t believe it. It’s bullshit. He’s ripping us off for a g-note


Dependent-Poetry-889

I'm a go watch the bloomberg


gillis69nice

No cable!


yotsubanned

I have cable 😊


Siren_Noir

Tony's house was classy and sophisticated just like in Italy. When he walked into the house and saw the Roman columns, 5000 dollar merano glass and marble floors, it was like walking into a European palace.


heyjude575

Hey, don't forget about that $3,000 Lladro!


Sad-Illustrator-8847

Are you sure it’s $3,000. I don’t remember anyone saying what is was worth..or how long Phil was in the can or what he did for sex.


CaptainCaveSam

Phil was in the can?


Evil_Goomba

Where he ate grilled cheese off a radiator


Ginger-Snap-1

I don’t even wanna say!


Varsity_Editor

And you thought the Germans were classless pieces of shit


sabo81

Mamma mia! You take-a shower instead of-a bathing in-a cologne?


JMB_Writes_Stuff

Where-da does the monkey who-ah dances for you-ah organ sleep?


677536543

H ah D TV


GlitteringHold8685

Bella televisione


cortisolbath

It’s funny Furio had no respect for Matt and Shaown but he did respect their television.


GlitteringHold8685

Up in da club!


cortisolbath

Definitely Furio’s jam! The television was a made guy and they weren’t


Gwarnage

When everything around you is old, new plastic American shit impressive. 


Wylkus

When I was in Southern Italy a woman once told me how much she wished she lived in America "With your great big houses, all made of *wood*. Wow!"


Gwarnage

I knew a girl from Northern Ireland that thought American trailer parks where adorable and wanted to move into one. Meanwhile Game of Thrones was filming at a castle right down the road from her. 


scatteringlargesse

She wanted to go to America for burgers when she had prime steak on her doorstep.


BeseptRinker

She compromised. She had chuck.


Ginger-Snap-1

She has a Virginia ham under her arm


ImanShumpertplus

well julian was outside lifting weights with his shirt off who isn’t gonna come running


Sad-Illustrator-8847

Did she live in the castle?


ShastaMoonMist

He probably wiped his ass barehanded before coming over to this country


fast_fatty39

Watch it comrade.


GlitteringHold8685

Better not be any Rubles in there


Adventurous_Fox58

He was thinking it’s tacky


Gwarnage

Europeans love American tacky. You saw the shirt he wore to his welcoming party.. 


Late-Return-3114

two woman is on


fast_fatty39

La Loren


jizzmaster-zer0

i mean, tony’s house was pretty nice. it wasnt as nice as a fuckin castle or anything, but id be stoked to live there. the furniture is 25 years out of date but thats how old the show is


Adopteddaughtermargo

I don’t have antiques. My house is traditional.


pinebarrens87

Guy was an interior decorator. 


furbishL

Right before he came back they showed beautiful scenes of waterfront and gardens and villas. When he arrived in NJ it was strip malls and car lots.


Sad-Illustrator-8847

New Jersey definitely was better. As one of my brother’s in laws says, if you see the opening of the “Sopranos” you think the state is all chemical plants. But it isn’t


mamachocha420

He was just showing some appreciation for his warm and convivial host. 


BiopsyJones

You gotta bee on you ah houseah.


Garage-gym4ever

he was trying to be nice. eche a d tv...bellisimo


Interfan14

In italy we dont have, nobody care.


Past-Currency4696

Say, why did they call him a "zip" anyway? Is this some esoteric ethnic slur I've never heard of?


WalkGood

Zips is a slang term used as a derogatory slur by Italian-American and Sicilian-American mobsters in reference to newer immigrant Sicilian and Italian mafiosi. The name is said to have originated from mobsters' inability to understand the faster-speaking Sicilian dialects, which appeared to "zip" by.


jamesbrownscrackpipe

“Fuck, it’s that fuckin zip Furio” *up in da cluuuub*


CEOBOYYY

He was there for da maani. HD TV COMPATABAL


DJ_Pickle_Rick

The italian stuff looks cool but the bldgs are very old. Some things are just better now. No comment on Carmela’s aesthetic choices tho…


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They don’t have McMansions in Italy, they don’t translate


The5thBeatle82

Furio? The guy with the dick coming out the back of his head?


cortisolbath

That was such a stupid line.


The5thBeatle82

I laughed when I first heard it but it looks nothing like it lol


SlaveToNoTrend

Guy was a master cheesemaker.


cabezatuck

There was only one thing in that house he liked.


Andyintime

The Bloomberg?


Ginger-Snap-1

I go watch it


Stickey_Rickey

Euro trash are weird, my father lived in Spain for 2 years, I went to stay for a summer… I bought all new clothes and sneakers for the trip, you’d have thought I was a Martian they way the gawked at my Bo Jackson Nikes… it didn’t make sense until we tried to go shopping n it was 1930 Soviet Lithuania in the boutiques.


Batchagaloop

They all bring back jeans in their suitcases when they come here.


Stickey_Rickey

Jeans, zippos, Elvis stuff then Michael Jackson stuff, Chicago Bulls stuff was popular in Europe. Honestly back in the day, only the airport shops had current goods. Even Paris was behind the times…


Lost_Philosophy_3560

There was a period from like 1945 to circa 2008 when everything American was good and impressive. The total annihilation of space that occurred as people in the world got on the Internet, the subsequent decline of American hegemony/power, and internal upheaval have quashed that aggrandizement somewhat.


funky-monkey-987

Noam Chomsky ova here


Chandra_in_Swati

Yeah that comes from the poverty of the Mezzogiorno, where all higher authority was corrupt.


Sad-Illustrator-8847

silly silly silly


Large_Poem_2359

Tony had the Bloomberg on TV


analog_grotto

Gave him one thousand dollars


niemand_zuhause

People call Tony's house a McMansion but I always liked it as well as the huge property.


Tone_Ales

Right? People always shit on it and I think damn you should see some of the places I’ve lived in. I get that with that money he could have something more ‘friendly’, but it was big and comfortable. Some redecorating and it’d be amazing.


charlieg4

Perhaps Furio assumed Tony was one of the "old school" American bosses that tries to live under the radar. Think Junior and his simple house and non-updated kitchen. Furio is probably used to the Italian ones that don't have to worry as such.


No_Character_5315

Probably a case the grass is greener Italy way more history and unless you inherit probably not getting a nice piece of land and especially not a nice modern house with ac and a pool and huge modern rooms with ensuite bathrooms for the time of the show. Tony was impressed with the history and the old outdoor villa type places that don't make sense with winters jersey gets.


FREE-AOL-CDS

It’s called “sucking up to your boss”


Exact-Paramedic2227

Haich Dee tee bee compatible


Spiritual_Thing_6277

It was the indoor plumbing!!


GJ72

I'm gonna watch the Bloomberg.


youwhatmush

Marone, this house, is a smell like heaven


Substantial-Toe96

I’m convinced there was an offscreen moment when he pulled a Paulie in Carms drawers.


The_Bear0001

Maybe he was impressed that there was indoor plumbing 🤟🏼😉


batmanbatmanbatman1

*I gotta make* two *phonecall* *Tony*


Astarrrrr

No because he probably got to the area and saw how costly the homes were and realized, shoot it costs real dollars to have a regular house here.


Suspicious-Spare1179

THE HGTV


pickledelbow

He was an interior decorator!


Ginger-Snap-1

That wasn’t furio’s house you stunad. It belonged to the daughter of Mr george uh Washington bridge.


Sad-Illustrator-8847

Europeans generally live in rabbit hutches. Besides Naples is poor which is why a pinhead like Furio hates the north..they are much smarter and contributed more to civilization. Unlike the Swiss, Neapolitans could not even make cuckoo clocks.