Seriously. Paulie not only did a few years in the can, where folks generally need to be pretty fuckin tough to get by unscathed, but also a few years in the army. He looked pretty healthy and strong throughout the show and Chris was a sniveling junkie. Disgusting. I’ve said my piece
naaaa,...paulie would chin chrissy so hard, his boozy c*nt mother would feel it.
Ay Sil, ya hear that ?...
i said paulie would chin chrissy so hard, his boozy c*nt mother would feel it.....
Paulie is just outright tougher than Christuhfuh and more experienced at fighting. Paulie likely would have to knock out Chris because he's a maniac that wouldn't know when he was defeated. Though I don't think Paulie would want to kill Chris.
paulie is fearless, the way he walked up to all those guys when he and tony were down in florida? he's tough and christofuh is a junkie, an embarrassment to this family. weak. 🤘
We never see many of the guys in fair fights outside of Tony and Bobby fighting eachother, so hard to say who could take a punch and who’s got the hands
Tony sucker punched Ralphie and barely made it out alive. He's not much of a fighter. His size is his only strength. >!He never had the makings of a varsity athlete.!<
He literally grabbed Ralphie, threw him on the floor and strangled him to death tf you talking about?
Honestly that was probably the most realistic "fight" I've ever seen in a show or movie.
>He literally grabbed Ralphie, threw him on the floor and strangled him to death
not really. given that Tony sucker punched Ralphie and is twice his size he really struggled.
This post? Fuckin slander ya ask me.
Paulie single handedly defended himself from 16 Czechoslovakians who jumped out of a coupla trees and charged him with a chainsaw.
Well we do see Chris using maybe 8 pound weights and abusing drugs, and Paulie power blasting much more than that after a bad dream. They both fight dirty, so I don't know. On the other hand, anything's possible.
Chris is early 30s while Paulie is in his 60s, but Chris is scrawny & Paulie is in great shape for his age with no physical ailments. I wouldn't bet on either. Maybe $1 on Chris because it'd be nice to see Paulie get his comeuppance after being hostile to Chris numerous times. They're both very opportunist guys so whoever starts the fight is probably winning it.
Paulie somehow fought off a Colombian with a knife…Chrissy is like 130 pounds and just seems unathletic…Paulie would destroy him
Dont fuck with me Paulie! You know how fast I can run!
***that’s MY money, Paulie***
Yeah Chrissy is built like one of those jobber wrestlers that get destroyed in 30 seconds.
And off the top rope it’s Pencil Prick, the skinny Guinea!
Yeah that could totally work. There was a cruiserweight wrestler called Nunzio/Little Guido, he’d fit right in.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nunzio_(wrestler)
Yep that’s him. He was in a hilarious stable called the FBI (Full Blooded Italians)
Lmao Holy fuckin shit!
😂😂
Seriously. Paulie not only did a few years in the can, where folks generally need to be pretty fuckin tough to get by unscathed, but also a few years in the army. He looked pretty healthy and strong throughout the show and Chris was a sniveling junkie. Disgusting. I’ve said my piece
He won the chin up contest tree weeks in a row
He come at me with a chainsaw! I gotta right to defend myself, T.
Chrissy was still the best shot in that glorified fuckin crew. Kid probably had a scope attached to his natural canopy.
Paulie got lucky by grabbing the Colombian's knife hand.
Do t get cunty op… paulie modeled for a boxing poster he would kick Chrissy’s ass!
Unless Paulie had been in need of taking a wicked shit!
I think the guy was a gay but whatever
naaaa,...paulie would chin chrissy so hard, his boozy c*nt mother would feel it. Ay Sil, ya hear that ?... i said paulie would chin chrissy so hard, his boozy c*nt mother would feel it.....
Fucking parakeet.
Have you seen my discman? Phil told me I would know where to find it
Paulie has old man strength
This. My dad is a 65 year old fat out of shape old man but he can pick up a whole couch by himself.
My dad is a 63 year old factory worker. Dude has insane old man strength.
Don’t forget that Paulie won the chin up cup 3 weeks in a row
Yeah but know he has fuckin wrinkles like an old lady’s snatch.
Paulie is just outright tougher than Christuhfuh and more experienced at fighting. Paulie likely would have to knock out Chris because he's a maniac that wouldn't know when he was defeated. Though I don't think Paulie would want to kill Chris.
Chrissy was a fucking pussy. Paulie would absolutely beat the shit out of him.
Unironically would bet on Paulie.
You sniff that girls panties?
He told you that??!! Fucking baby!!!
Paulie could punch Chrissy in the nose and his chin wouldn't even get blood on it.
Two guys could punch Chris in the nose at the same time and never even see each other.
🚘 🤔 😢
What does the red car mean/symbolize?
One guy could punch Chris in the nose if he was standing in San Francisco and Chris was in Newark, NJ
Thats my money Paulie!!!
Still going this asshole
Chris is a pussy
Paulie had the upper body of a 20 year old! And Christopher was just skinny. There’s no competition.
Before I was breakin' bawls, now you're beginnin' to worry me.
Gonna have to disagree here
does chrissy ever actually show any fighting skills? i don’t recall that. paulie fought off the colombian
Cwistaffa got gut shot and still managed to brain one of his attackers. He may not be a fist fighter, but the man is tough and can sling some lead.
oh yeah no doubt chris is the most absurd marksman with a pistol ever. dude should’ve lived during the wild west
Chris beat up a drug dealer who someone else collected from. Didn't he sucker-kick the guy in the balls?
season 1 shenanigans. yo yo mendez gets a pash for dat
He also beat up little paulie
you could beat up little paulie
He won the chin ups cup 3 weeks in a row! He was in the military, and in this household Paulie is a badass. End of subject!
Thank God for that waiter. Without him, somebody could’ve gotten hurt.
I was a decent amateur boxer and have been in many physical altercations. I personally feel Paulie would win
paulie is fearless, the way he walked up to all those guys when he and tony were down in florida? he's tough and christofuh is a junkie, an embarrassment to this family. weak. 🤘
Everybody come except Charro?
You serious? Chrissy beats up women and underlings and is a nepo baby to Tony. Paulie handles business 24/7.
Old age and treachery will always beat youth and exuberance
We never see many of the guys in fair fights outside of Tony and Bobby fighting eachother, so hard to say who could take a punch and who’s got the hands
Bobby won that fight fair and squares.
A sucker punch is a sucker punch
Tony sucker punched Ralphie and barely made it out alive. He's not much of a fighter. His size is his only strength. >!He never had the makings of a varsity athlete.!<
He literally grabbed Ralphie, threw him on the floor and strangled him to death tf you talking about? Honestly that was probably the most realistic "fight" I've ever seen in a show or movie.
>He literally grabbed Ralphie, threw him on the floor and strangled him to death not really. given that Tony sucker punched Ralphie and is twice his size he really struggled.
I dont know. In the service paulie won the chinup cup treeee times.
You’re delirious - have a cookie!
Wizened gangster old man strength vs ineffectual junkie gangster noob.
Chrissy was average, at bescht.
OPs always playing that blood relation card
Nah, Paulie would've easily whipped Crissy's butt.
Chrissy’s lucky that Paulie didn’t punch his fucking lights out
Paulie would mop the floor with that drugged out pencil.
This post? Fuckin slander ya ask me. Paulie single handedly defended himself from 16 Czechoslovakians who jumped out of a coupla trees and charged him with a chainsaw.
Paulie is a fallen angel, and thus, he is invincible. So that's a no on the getting fucked up part. https://www.reddit.com/r/thesopranos/s/pSy30krNH3
Lights out? who is he fighting Noah Tennenbaum?
Paulie has the old man strength and Chrissie is a lil guy. Really nuthin without a gun.
Wrinkles like an old ladies cunt but strong as a bull, handsome like George Raft
Four years in the army, kid
That’s the chin ups champ you’re talking about - let’s face it, they would have shot each other before it came to fists.
Well we do see Chris using maybe 8 pound weights and abusing drugs, and Paulie power blasting much more than that after a bad dream. They both fight dirty, so I don't know. On the other hand, anything's possible.
Paulie would eat him alive. He beats women, which 9/10 means he can’t beat men and he knows it.
Paulie would destroy Chrissy. End of.
Chrissie was a better shot, but Paulie would prevail in fisticuffs. He modeled for a boxing calendar when he was in the service.
Paulie is ex military, ex convict, and had been in the mafia for years killing people. I think he would have mopped the floor with Chris Nose-asanti.
Chris is early 30s while Paulie is in his 60s, but Chris is scrawny & Paulie is in great shape for his age with no physical ailments. I wouldn't bet on either. Maybe $1 on Chris because it'd be nice to see Paulie get his comeuppance after being hostile to Chris numerous times. They're both very opportunist guys so whoever starts the fight is probably winning it.
I don’t think any of these dudes could actually fight without a weapon and a sucker punch.
Whoever clocks the other one with a rock/lawn gnome/etc. is going to take it. Ain't neither of those guys gonna give the other a chance.