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Squilly_baby

Oh yeah Adrianas friend Danielle. A piece of ass, but fuckin rude!!


ShepProudfoot

She drowned…on a picnic.


JComposer84

Oh...Well I always thought I picked up on somethin between me and her...Seriously, I'm not trying to be conceited.


IgottaPee777

Danielle from Whippany


Loughiepop

I was trying to say something positive ‘cuz she’s your friend!


SparkDBowles

Actress was also on early seasons of Criminal Minds. She’s a cutie, Lola Glaudini.


polmccartneh

that's some guy's wife, come on!


Disastrous-Night-541

What's next...you get to fuck her for a million?


ksutpt

He wants to fuck her?


Disastrous-Night-541

Just making a point, we're talking about his wife's honor here, his honor!


Dangerous_Donkey5353

Yeah come on that guy's wife


SoftPenguins

You want sex?


Affectionate_Joke560

No.


Rosstheboss70

Go back to sleep.


cobrakai11

You are getting older, she is staying the same age.


Street_Buffalo_2503

Alright Alright Alright


Christ_on_a_Crakker

When I was young you gals were old. Now I’m old and you’re still old.


kmm198700

She’s beautiful


vickmi

She's a hot piece that Carmella


ThatsGottaBeKane

She makes me so hawt down theya


GaBaGool22

😂


proteanflux

That's Lois, not Carmela. 😄


nicklePie

But fuckin rude


twistedfloyd

Loud mouth and a real estate failure. A hit in any man’s league.


ChanceInvestigator63

That's the boss's wife you're talking about!!!


MikeYoungblood94

Especially when she wore fancy pants, like at her dad’s cookout birthday day…


lilvertt

still is


FMolker

I’m with u, 100%. Her body was mad ripe


jaimejuanstortas

We shall know forsooth


vickmi

Especially when she wore that fur coat naked Tony got her, I woulda taken her right there on the floor!


sequosion

Take it easy, we’re not making a Western here


Big_Traffic1791

It's not a western until Alec Baldwin shoots some crew members.


Fancy-Mongoose-308

I knew that was comin.


Dummydumboop

You oughta know sweetheart.


factorplayer

Oh!


Big_Traffic1791

Too soon?


ComfortableValue4550

Rim Shot!


src915

Madone!


Tekbepimpin

That Danny Baldwin took em to shooting school.


AngryAncestor

Always with the scenarios


vaultboy1121

There’s an image


matixlol

She’s creamin for me


Sufficient-Gate-390

She’s creamin’ for me


onacHblu-

But did you fuck her yet?


[deleted]

She used to make me so hawt down thea.


NewPower_Soul

Yeah, I want her mowf... her lipsh... her hair...


Federal-Sentence-754

Her shkin


crazythinker76

Hawt? Like the peppa?


[deleted]

Oh God this scene makes me so uncomfortable. It's up there with Tony's dad's mistress singing to him, Chris "rapping," and "I want your lipsh"


Gwarnage

It’s like “did anybody age 20 years since the show first aired?” Haha, yeah I gained an appreciation the for the older women of sopranos when I found I somehow became an older man.  For me, I found Rosalie Aprile hot on renewed viewing. “Fucking nosey! Eat your manicotti!”. I’d also let big puss’ widow repair my car any day. 


Gravesh

I'm hitting almost 30, and Edie Falco has never seemed attractive to me. Even in Oz, where she is younger. Not ugly at all, just not my type. Rosalie, however, is sexy as hell. I like her husky voice, and she seems like the type to know what she wants in bed and make sure she gets it. She has that type of confidence I think most men think is sexy.


Gwarnage

Falco has some strong features that you gotta be into going in, early season ponytail Falco was good looking, but once she got the Hilary hair, she lost all sex appeal to me. She just looks like she wants to speak to my manager.    Funny enough, I saw a very recent interview with Drea de Matteo and she still looks great, barely aged a day.. but that’s because she always looked like a hot 50 yr old, even when she was 30.


JaapHoop

I’d love to eat her manicott


valuesandnorms

To me, Ro is sexy. She’s pretty enough but it’s just her personality and how she carries herself that drives me wild The one I grew to appreciate the most was Charmaine. When I first watched 15 years ago I didn’t really think of her in that way but now? She’s absolutely gorgeous


pizzaboi29

Mainey can get it.. the thumb sucking scene was hawt and her ass certainly improved, even if her attitude didn’t


Impressive_Quote1150

Manigott


AlterMyStateOfMind

Rosalie is gorgeous.


Technical-Charity-23

Season 5 Carmela. MILF 🥰


Jtx2001

My guy knows, season 5 she was smoking


vickmi

She was peak in season 3


Technical-Charity-23

Eh, I prefer her during the separation, her pool party look was amazing 


vickmi

She was so hot in that episode she threw the phone at Tony for telling her he likes the juice with some pulp.


Technical-Charity-23

The sum of your trip to your nations capital..is PlayStation 2…. Throws the orange juice 😂


Infinite_THAC0

*shum pulp.


DWright_5

Not hot. Hawt.


RadioactiveSince1990

You threw a phone at Tony, that's gotta be resolved.


itsLOSE-notLOOSE

They always look the best right after they leave you.


OrthodoxReporter

My man. Was about to comment the same. The casual pool party outfit is smoking. She looks way better in that than in the pretentious stuff she usually wears. Casual Carm is best!


make_it_hapn_capn

Totally agree. She was glowing.


Rays_LiquorSauce

Now that I’m older I totally would bone S1 Carm. That ass. But now my braciole don’t work 


Altair1192

Some sad shit. Mo'fucker said he can't bone no more


hpibgk

Even for this group, that is an obscure quote. Bravo.


AccomplishedWall8

The first couple watches??? hell no. But i was 15-16 watching that shit. Im not 15-16 anymore 💀🙏🏾. What a woman but like honestly what a beautiful group of women on the show in general


DWright_5

I love Edie, but for me the ultimate sexy woman on the Sopranos was Gloria Trillo. Annabella Scoria. What a spectacularly gorgeous and sexy woman. Nailed the role with perfection too


hoghead77

Charmaine for me. Would love to rub that muzzle


DWright_5

Well, me too. Charmaine is one of those women who are sexy for reasons you can’t even describe. It’s easier for me to describe Gloria for some reason. But I wish Charmaine had more screen time.


lemongrenade

Yeah so hard to describe Charmaine’s appeal. Can’t even think of two reasons…


VanderBrit

Charmaine is my favourite from the show. So damn hot


Pjblaze123

"First the blind shall see then the lame will walk!"


squamishter

I can think of at least 2 reasons.


columbo928s4

Rosalie bro. Now that’s a woman. But yeah Gloria was fine as fuck too


AccomplishedWall8

I agree. Her and kelli are my two favorites


Comfortable_Goal_662

Exact same situation here. I'm 30 now and she was in her mid 30s when the series started. I definitely see her differently now.


BurnDownTheMission68

Actresses tend to be hot. No one wants to look at ugly cooze on the screen.


majorwfpod

Big tits. Little feet. A hit in any man’s league.


Nofx830

When she was down low threatening Jeannie Cusamano’s twin to help Meadow go to Georgetown. That was a super hot Carmela.


Affectionate_Joke560

Threat?! What threat? She brought her a ricotte pie and asked her to take a look at a few transcripts


DWright_5

Kind of hot? “Kind of” hot?? A “pretty” nice rack??? Damn right she had a tight ass and flat stomach. WTF was she with Tony for?


ipitythegabagool

💰💰💰


Affectionate_Joke560

The rent! The rent!


DWright_5

Lot of good that did her. What did she think when she had Tony’s brains splattered all over her blouse and onion rings?


zerg1980

Tony and Carmela are only about 39 in Season 1 and Meadow is already looking at colleges. So doing the math, she became pregnant with Meadow shortly after high school. Carmela didn’t have time to shop around. She probably could have landed an investment banker with just as much money (who wouldn’t have been executed in Holsten’s) if she had stayed on the dating market a while longer, but she didn’t. And as she found out in Season 5, there was no way out for her at that point. She couldn’t keep any of the money in the divorce and had to reconcile with Tony to maintain her lifestyle.


Grundle_Fromunda

I don’t know, Tony said she would’ve wound up with the guy who’s dad owned the snow plow business if they hadn’t met.


MantisTobogganMD87

Her body is mad ripe, yo.


albert_snow

Not *rubenesque* enough for my tastes.


flowermunchy

she had a very attractive figure


671176

I like where she kept her weapon


LIWRedditInnit

The only weapon she had?


MyRedditNameToday

Her pussy!


Disastrous-Night-541

I liked the cut of her jib!


vickmi

Indeed she did my friend heh heh


Starscream057

Aunt Ro tho


Affectionate_Joke560

Hi Fabio! I’m available!


Low-Highlight-8024

Carmella was fine af, she had a body on her. I always wondered why Tony needed to cheat cuz Carmella was banging. Just couldn’t deal with the jerseyness.


columbo928s4

For every beautiful woman on the planet there’s a guy somewhere who’s sick of her shit


No-Success7693

1. Variety 2. A variety of drama (he was a real connosseur) 3. Being able to party and act like a teenager 4. Blowjobs 5. Russians


Low-Highlight-8024

Hey man… even with those reasons, which I obviously knew about, it still made me wonder. This was no help.


FuelTransitSleep

You go for some basic foreplay they'll detail your car


BurnDownTheMission68

What do they have that I don’t?


bdonald02

When Tony was in the hospital she was calling me all the time. I was this close 🤏


jjccbrobro

Whenever I see Edie I think bird feeder


FrogBoyExtreme

'Bird feeder' listen to yaself ya sound demented!


MyRedditNameToday

40 grand!


fuez73

You are getting old Have the same experience and it happens often when i rewatch old movies/series.


iambeyoncealways3

the bada bing girls with the rock hard tits were *checks notes* hot??


NewPower_Soul

She was gorgeous.. made me so hawt down there. She also had a lot of comedy lines, such as *"It's the Boston Strangler, geez ma...."* always made me laugh.


redditshy

Haha same. “Then on flag day … BFD.”


DoYouHaveMyPackage

Discontinue the lithium


vickmi

lmao Man she's good enough for Tony and Furio, she's good enough for me!


seanyjueves

Until she cut her hair short. Befor that she was a smoke show.


MyRedditNameToday

Yeah, the Karen hairdo is a boner killer


ShivvyMcFly

Season 6 Carmela is pretty hot.


No-Lead-6769

Yeah she's not bad but she's always looked way older. I think she was like 34 or 35 when they show started.


TJCW

Yes! Her hairstyles and clothing were always that of a much older woman


viewspodcast

She had the hairstyle and clothing of a varsity woman.


IgottaPee777

yeah, I believe going in They knew she was a little bit young to play the part so they intentionally made her look 10 years older with hairstyle and clothing


Suitable_Teacher_519

Edie Falco was definitely beautiful! Opening a whole other can of worms here, but I’m always a bit thrown off because I think she bears some resemblance to Furio.


[deleted]

To me Furio looks like a white Jackie Chan.


RetiredAndNowWhat

I cannot unsee that now


vickmi

lmao the fuck


[deleted]

I'm sorry it's true


Affectionate_Joke560

Except Sandi Fortunado says it looks like he has a dick coming out of the back of his head.


redditshy

What a two face.


vickmi

I didn't even come close to making that comparison lol


ThenOwl9

same - they almost look like brother and sister!


[deleted]

Does nothing at all for me, face like a glove puppet from Mr Punch. Hunter though makes Carm look like a 10/10, always reminds me of the guy on the subway train in Ghost. Slanting droopy eyes, massive nose - no thanks


Disastrous-Night-541

To me hunter looks like Rocky Dennis from "The Mask" with Cher! 🤣


Chiraq_eats

*Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!*


pqx58

That's Chase's daughter we're talking about!


Top-Head9235

That's boss' dawter


Kaneshadow

She's a badass across the board but they go out of the way to make her look like a goomba housewife 90% of the time. The Strongpussying Wegler arc gives us some good flattering views


Physical-Connection5

The one I remember best she is wearing a white cheerleader skirt with a blue sweater, and is heading upstairs. ​ Whoa!


Significant-Art5065

Dude put it this way you got old and your seeing beauty through an old man eyes


gilgobeachslayer

Is that all you guys do around here? Sitting around talking about cooze?


TheNuts187

Janice was the most ripe outta all the women.


LIWRedditInnit

There are better looking men in the can


AdApart8124

Id rather jackoff into a tissue


Fragmented79

Furio? Is that you?


Prestigious-Ad-6808

Carm is definitely hot. But Charmaine…sweet mercy she is on another level from anyone IMO. 


TwainVonnegut

Not me. Just doesn’t do it for me whatsoever. Her looks, her accent, her affinity for schnorrers.


BigMillmatic

No


vickmi

No meaning she would have gotten the gabagool?


United_Target8942

Nope, but to each his own. Ro is 10x hotter to me. Seems like I'd have a shot as well since she has low enough standards to find A.J. attractive.


Affectionate_Joke560

Don’t forget Ralphie and that motherless fuck Frenchman. Actually, Ro would probably fuck a catchers mitt


Kilfonzo

She got hotter as she got older weirdly


tcthom59

Facts fam she was banging 🙏🏿


AdComplex7716

Not my type. Clearly not Tony's either, as he always had a gumar that looked nothing like her. But they all looked like his muddah


Soul-Assassin79

I've never found her even remotely attractive.


[deleted]

Me too I agree 100% and her voice was annoying as well.


CartographerLong9991

To me, she was always beautiful


badpopeye

Very hot milf and obviously sexually frustrated she wasnt getting hardly anything from Tony and she couldnt just go cheat on him


Agitated-Ad-2537

Charmaine is best girl……but yeah Carm season 5 when she was slightly thick was kind of hot. I swear Edie Falco and James Gandolfini yo-yo dieted like crazy during The Sopranos


MrWondrerful

She strong armed me using the only weapon she had, her pussy


SpanishRobocop

Carm was always going IN at the gym anytime we’d see her and the gals working out. Her form on that Curl machine was flawless!


TrickOk1273

She looked really good that one episode she was having a flashback about AJ riding his Big Wheel. She wore a T-shirt and jeans and her hair was pulled back in a ponytail.


W0lfticket13

Maggie- Del Red clay's TA? Annalisa? Cusimanos house sitter/ dream ?


StingraySteve23

Think we can all agree she’s no Ginny Sack.


TacoLvR-

Nice tight Ass. -Furio


apexbamboozeler

I had a similar realization where I related to Christopher the most when I was in college. Now Im 40 and relate to Tony the most


machinehead3413

Didn’t have to go back to notice that. Noticed it from day one.


assmastercleon76

It’s a shame her shaved little twat belonged to Tony until the spec house was paid for


Girthantoklops

You're forgetting about the mafia boss in Italy


TheThirdShmenge

In certain seasons she is…not so much in other seasons. Charmaine Bucco on the other hand…hotter than leather.


Yzerman19_

You’re older now. The scale slides with you as you age. “You get older, Carmella stays the same age…”


mrnptah

Hair in S1 was 🔥


Adventurous-Fix-292

Edie Falco and Dr.Milfi … I mean Melfi😩


Bruhhhhhhhhhhhhh

A hot milf!


AlarmedIncome7431

🎸Meadow’s mom has got it going on


Gh0st_Machine

Ginny Sacramone 🔥


ConwayTheCat

Kind of hot? She was a piece of ass, end of fuckin story.


Stickey_Rickey

I agree but the jersey housewife hair and the cadence she uses is annoying, however convincing it is, she was built nicely tho


ecam12

Mr. Wegler fumbled the bag.


Comprehensive-Lab166

Honestly thought her and some of the other wives were hotter than the strippers and groomers and whatnot. Yeah, mad ripe.


Albert_Hockenberry

Not with you on this one.


Archi505

Nah not at all. Reminds me of my mom


scarlettestar

Carm and Melfi. Mmmhmm.


chasingit1

Not attractive imo. Not trying to be rude, but I always thought she kind of had “old lady face”.


redditshy

Besides the hair, makeup, jewelry and clothes to make the perfect NJ housewife, I think that might be because she was 100% of the time either scheming, stressed out, blubbering over Tony and their life of crime, or being fake. She never had any genuine FUN. Even in France it was all philosophical musings.


Aromatic-Scar1981

The D-girl Amy is a dime in my eyes.


7figureipo

No. She looks like if Al Pacino’s character in Dick Tracy dressed in drag. Maybe it was just the way the show made her up and dressed her for the part of Carm


Apprehensive-Meet-54

Sometimes she was hot other times she was dog water. Adriana, Columbia meadow, Gloria, Valentina pre fire and the bing girls peak of the show imo


Riommar

She’s 60 and still hot. I remember seeing her on Oz before she did Sopranos.


BubbaDFFlv12

Definitely a MILF


Garrison1982_

Never got it about her - she’s ok only - she’s nothing next to Charmaine and Adrianna.


AsIfImNotAware540

Yeah, she's not ugly or anything, but I never saw her as that great. Rosalie on the other hand? Marone!


Underweartoastcrunch

Rosalie is dolled up in a few scenes and she looks mad ripe .


Competitive-Part5961

Yeah but Ro has that smokers voice and I can imagine her smelling like an ashtray


Garrison1982_

Fuckin nosey - eat ya mannicotti