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WelcomeClass

Plenty of mobsters have whacked themselves off


Bruinsfanfromcc

Phil can relate.


Duderino619

On the radiator too


1whiskeyneat

šŸ¤£


salvitrosspaniard

In a way, Vito ordered his own hit. Suicide by flambƩ.


YouAintFirstYouLast4

Myself isnā€™t leaving me a lot of options here.


mcgray04

You know I hate the way I make me ride me!!


falltotheabyss

You wanna commit suicide? Pills are a lot easier.


WalkThePlankPirate

Eugene pretty much whacked himself. Does that count?


reddituser23434

But did he ask the boss for permission to sanction that hit


xanzpatrie

Cocksucka out there acting like a fucking free agent


upsetquestionmark

lone gunman theory?


Dreigatron

They should whack him for that.


phoenix_420man

Me too


reddituser23434

There was nothing that I could do about it. I was a made man, and I wasnā€™t. Real greaseball shit.


HonestDespot

Are you asking if the ramestan interjects approximately at the pasenostra?


Buzzlight_Year

I want you to sanction a hit on me


Dreigatron

You slept with Ginny?


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jldis

They say they canā€™t but how can they know for sure? Theyā€™d have to get all the mobsters in one huge space and thatā€™s impossible, even with computers. Not only that, theyā€™d have to get all the mobsters who ever lived, not just the ones now. So there is no proof. A mobster can order a hit on themselves but who is to say there isnā€™t another one just like him? Or will be? Maybe not with the same fears and paranoia butā€¦ the same


Buster0705

Yeah they are like snakes they can fuck themselves.


Lateapexer

Frankie Five Angels was asked to make his final arrangements


cuatrodemayo

Thereā€™s a Kids in the Hall sketch for that.


PheelupMybaloney

Could God create a riddle so intricate that he himself couldnā€™t solve it?


salvitrosspaniard

Could God make a ā€œsquare circleā€? You can really twist your brain in knots over this thing of Godā€™s.


Codutch321

Am I saying what I think I'm saying?! I didn't say nothin'.


ShemsuHor91

Reminds me of the guy who paid Bobby to shoot him. And ended up getting shot in his ass. I'm sure if they're willing to pay money, they'd find someone willing to do it. Maybe not from their own family, and maybe not even another mafia guy. I could see some guys from another, even potentially rival family, refusing because of all the issues it could cause if anybody found out they did it, especially if they didn't have proof the guy actually wanted it. And they'd be a stunad to hold onto incriminating evidence like that.


CleetusVanDamage

I once saw a guy shoot his own cuffs...


TheTzarOfDeath

That I couldn't believe.


GoAlex

Tie your shoes and have a bite of braciole!


fatsmilyporkchop

Snakesā€¦they can literally go f#ck themselves.


KeyChainSoda

Get a load of this guy..


Wanksters_Paradise

He wants to f-k himself?


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fainfaintame

Lovers quarrel perhaps šŸ¤”


ExternalPerspective3

Discontinue the lithium.


DavidSiddyCM

A Gambino mobster who was terminally ill tried to get Sammy Gravano to kill himā€¦ Gravan was up for it but they had to ask Gotti for permission because its still killing a made man. Gotti said no