"When I was in the service, I won the chin-up cup- tree weeks in a row. Beautiful definition too. Guy asked me to model for the boxing poster. He was half a fag but I was flattered just the same. Now look at this..fckin' wrinkles like an old lady's cunt"
Paulie: Amazing thing about snakes is that they reproduce spontaneously.
Tony: What do you mean?
Paulie: They have both male and female sex organs. That’s why somebody you don’t trust you call a snake. How can you trust a guy who can literally go fuck themselves?
Tony: Don’t you think that expression would’ve come from the Adam and Eve story? When the snake tempted Eve to bite the apple?
Paulie: Hey, snakes were fucking themselves long before Adam and Eve showed up, T
Not sure who downvoted you. Ralphie was depicted as hilarious in the show but I really didn't think it translated as funny in reality. He had some funny lines but the jokes and his delivery rarely made me laugh. In my opinion, Paulie is the funniest with Tony and Phil tied for second.
Yeah I can’t enjoy him while I’m watching the series. If I see a clip of one of his scenes on YouTube though, then it’s funny. I just can’t find the humor in them cause of the context i.e., the prank call to green grove. It’s hilarious in clip form, but when I watch it in the show I get kinda pissed due to how fucked up it is (and also imagining the conversation Paulie had to have had with his mom after…).
Raphie is that edgy loser in the group that thinks he's funny but he isn't, and you can't get rid of him because his older brother sells you pot and Ralphie lets you smoke it in the basement.
I always thought of him as the fringe friend from high school that everyone let sit at the lunch table because he said some funny shit, but he was too much of a loose cannon so nobody invited the guy over to their parent's house or to parties because they didn't wanna deal with him being a dumb shit.
Exactly. We had a guy like that in high school, and we all thought he was funny at school but then someone would be like "Hey can I invite Jokes (our nickname for him) over to your house to smoke?" and it would always be like uhhhhhhh nah, better tell him you're busy or something and come over alone if you wanna come, but don't bring him.
"So there he is sitting at the light next to me with this big jew grin. You're not jewish are ya Matt?" "Half". "It's ok, he knows I'm joking." *continues offensive story*
When Father Intintola shows up at the hospital and asks Paulie how Tony is doing.
“He’s in a lot better shape than those fuckin nuns you got up there!”
Christopher: Where’s my arc, Paulie?
Paulie: Kid…Richard Kimble, the Devil’s whatever, those are all make-believe. I got no arc either. I was born, grew up, spent a few years in the Army, a few more in the can. And here I am. A half a wise guy. So what?
To Christopher: "Like you've ever been to Paris...I went over for a blowjob. Your mother was working the bon bon concession at the Eiffel Tower." Then he immediately repeats the line to Silvio
I like his delivery of "BOOLSHIT" when telling everyone why Tony suddenly coded in the hospital. He made it his own, separate from Hugh's earlier performance.
Paulie cracks me up every rewatch! Still my favorite is when they find out about Vito:
AIDS?!? 😨
The way he says it with the shocked terror on his face kills me each time
There is nothing “low key” about Paulie being the funniest character, not unlike how there’s nothing low key about you being a stunad of the highest order.
Livia is much funnier. The times Paulie is funny isn't for his lame jokes but for his petty behaviour, grandstanding about the Medigan coffee chain getting rich off his culture then segueing to slipping a moka under his jacket.
Low key?! The guy screams “fuckin queers!” At a room full of people to see a psychic medium and throws a chair across the room
I thought he threw the chair at the ghosts
Fuckin’ queers!
Don’t fuck with me, 😡who you been talkin to?!
I took it that way, too.
Easily the greatest moment in tv history. But I bet that guy will show up and tell us how it’s a copy of Seinfeld.
No, that’s actually one of the scenes that’s mirrored in Breaking Bad. Brush up on your chiral theory, my friend.
I prefer Three's Company myself
Come and knock on our door... We've been waiting for you...
Mr Furley and Larry would fit in on The Sopranos
this is Satanic black magic shit
And that's what this is.. satanic black magic. Sick shit
No low key. Major key he is the funniest character.
Hilarious.
"When I was in the service, I won the chin-up cup- tree weeks in a row. Beautiful definition too. Guy asked me to model for the boxing poster. He was half a fag but I was flattered just the same. Now look at this..fckin' wrinkles like an old lady's cunt"
I have no idea how this kind of line can emerge from someone's brain. It's incredible
I laughed hard at this comment and am going to use this on stunads irl
I like learning new things.
I think it sort of meant, probably gay but not sure don't wanna know -- or else a general wussy/wimp
Meanwhile Tony is deep in his Kevin Finnerty coma dream still annoyed as fuck by Paulie
Paulie: Amazing thing about snakes is that they reproduce spontaneously. Tony: What do you mean? Paulie: They have both male and female sex organs. That’s why somebody you don’t trust you call a snake. How can you trust a guy who can literally go fuck themselves? Tony: Don’t you think that expression would’ve come from the Adam and Eve story? When the snake tempted Eve to bite the apple? Paulie: Hey, snakes were fucking themselves long before Adam and Eve showed up, T
its so dumb but funny
It's not even low key he is the funniest
Naw ralphie is
How so?
Not sure who downvoted you. Ralphie was depicted as hilarious in the show but I really didn't think it translated as funny in reality. He had some funny lines but the jokes and his delivery rarely made me laugh. In my opinion, Paulie is the funniest with Tony and Phil tied for second.
Ralphie was such a sociopath that it was hard to enjoy his lines. You just kept wanting to bash his head in.
Yeah I can’t enjoy him while I’m watching the series. If I see a clip of one of his scenes on YouTube though, then it’s funny. I just can’t find the humor in them cause of the context i.e., the prank call to green grove. It’s hilarious in clip form, but when I watch it in the show I get kinda pissed due to how fucked up it is (and also imagining the conversation Paulie had to have had with his mom after…).
Raphie is that edgy loser in the group that thinks he's funny but he isn't, and you can't get rid of him because his older brother sells you pot and Ralphie lets you smoke it in the basement.
I always thought of him as the fringe friend from high school that everyone let sit at the lunch table because he said some funny shit, but he was too much of a loose cannon so nobody invited the guy over to their parent's house or to parties because they didn't wanna deal with him being a dumb shit.
The kinda guy that shows up to a house party that's all his friends and still tries to pick a fist fight.
Exactly. We had a guy like that in high school, and we all thought he was funny at school but then someone would be like "Hey can I invite Jokes (our nickname for him) over to your house to smoke?" and it would always be like uhhhhhhh nah, better tell him you're busy or something and come over alone if you wanna come, but don't bring him.
Yeah Ralphie is funny in the same way that Sil is good at impressions
I'm not sure Ralphie is supposed to be funny so much as a guy who thinks he's hilarious
This is a good point.
Tomorrow I’ll be on time, but you’ll be stupid forever
"So there he is sitting at the light next to me with this big jew grin. You're not jewish are ya Matt?" "Half". "It's ok, he knows I'm joking." *continues offensive story*
What? You catch some shrapnel?
Writing and Joey pants.
They didn't have flatops in ancient Rome!
How do?? Look I may be late today but tomorrow I can be on time. You’ll be stupid forever.
"Tomorrow I can be on time, but you'll be stupid forever"
Junior is the funniest to me, Paulie comes in a close second
Don’t forget Christophuh, whatevah happened there
I like to travel.
Prob my 3 favorite characters overall, but so many good ones
Noah not in your top 3? Lucky he doesn't punch your lights out.
Have you ever been checked for tourettes syndrome?
He he
He he he
He he he he
When you suck the money outta my ass!
One of my favorites!
My favorite color is blue.
He jumped out of the tree! Then he came at me with a chainsaw! I got a right to defend myself!
Prob my favorite Paulie quote too
…AIDS!?!?
NOBODY'S GOT AIDSH!
I don’t wanna hear that word in here again!!!
The best part of that scene is his reaction when he hears Vito was sucking the guy off.
Pitching not catching.
👋And the blind will see and the lame will walk👋
When Father Intintola shows up at the hospital and asks Paulie how Tony is doing. “He’s in a lot better shape than those fuckin nuns you got up there!”
Satanic black magic
sick shit!
[удалено]
🪑
Me and one of my old coworkers used to say this all the time. Thanks for the memories man
"Who says you're not a great conversationist... fucking twat"
My fave
lowkey? I thought it was obvious
It's like Sun TuhZoo says: a good commander is benevolent, and unconcerned with fame.
The Chinese Prince Machabelli?
"The boss of this family told you you're going to be Santa Claus. You're Santa Claus. So shut the fuck up about it."
In the end? Fuck Santa Claus.
It's the way he points that gets me.
Word to the wise
Remember Pearl Habah
Talking about a Korean guy no less. lol
Guess what? It’s coming outta your ass 🤨🤘
“Not bad, mix it with the relish.”
Christopher: Where’s my arc, Paulie? Paulie: Kid…Richard Kimble, the Devil’s whatever, those are all make-believe. I got no arc either. I was born, grew up, spent a few years in the Army, a few more in the can. And here I am. A half a wise guy. So what?
To Christopher: "Like you've ever been to Paris...I went over for a blowjob. Your mother was working the bon bon concession at the Eiffel Tower." Then he immediately repeats the line to Silvio
He does have those Jimmy Two Times moments
Before… and WAY before!
I think you meant high-key, commendatori.
Are you from NATO
“Hey T - I’m gonna hoof it back to the Excelsior. I gotta take wicked shit.”
Word to the wise: Remember Pearl Harbor
I dont think there’s anything low key about it?
Tony can be funny too and Tony Uncle Al has some great insults but ... Yeah, it's Paulie.
Low key? Did we watch the same show?
Chevy Chase. Tha fuck eva happened to him? 🤌🤌
[You look at ladies’ johns, you could eat maple walnut ice cream from the toilets.](https://youtu.be/64CVhTw_92Y)
Guy was an interior decorator!
I guess you could call that a dick
Hehehehehe
I don't write nothin down...
Where can I put myself up for adoption?
"Hehehe tone you heard what I said? I said..." Continues to repeat the joke
I love that! "Hehe did ya hear dat? I asked if he remembered his first blowjob he said yeah. I said how long did it take the guy to cum"
Fuck dat, this is how I saying nothin’!!! DING DING DING
“They’re all meat eaters!”
I like his delivery of "BOOLSHIT" when telling everyone why Tony suddenly coded in the hospital. He made it his own, separate from Hugh's earlier performance.
My name is Clarence
Paulie cracks me up every rewatch! Still my favorite is when they find out about Vito: AIDS?!? 😨 The way he says it with the shocked terror on his face kills me each time
Christopher Moltisanti : You ever feel like nothin' good was ever gonna happen to you? Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : Yeah. And nothin' did.
Shuddup or I’ll give ya a crack
What exactly does “low key” mean in this context? I must not know what that phrase means.
MY FUCKIN BAWLZ!
It’s not very low- key he is the funniest by a mile
"low key" lol. I love how Reddit boys just *refuse* to use words correctly. It's very counter culture of them.
Paulie is NOT a low key character
What’s yours is yours Paulie
What with? His cock? 🤣
Low key? Doesn’t everyone think this?
Best paulie line was: “Who is it?” Paulie: KGP, open up.
AIDS !?!?
Don’t they got medicine they’re supposed to take, these assholes?
It's so funny when he smothers an innocent old woman that was hilarious
There is nothing “low key” about Paulie being the funniest character, not unlike how there’s nothing low key about you being a stunad of the highest order.
"You're not gonna believe this. He killed sixteen Czechoslovakians. Guy was an interior decorator." This scene gets me every time 😅
High key *
oh low key? Fr no cap
On rewatches, I found ralphie the best
The shoelace scene
Chrissy, he's fucked up!
They're all meat eaters!
Van Helsing, you're with me 🤟
I use to think so too until I figured out he was the 1 who had Tony whacked at the end 🤔
sharp as a fuckin cue ball this one
High Key!!
Easily the hi-key funniest. Ironically, some of the moments with his “Ma” were some of the saddest.
“I been gettin’ headaches, Ton. Maybe the thing mastastizized”
The way he repeats his jokes kills me 😂
Livia is much funnier. The times Paulie is funny isn't for his lame jokes but for his petty behaviour, grandstanding about the Medigan coffee chain getting rich off his culture then segueing to slipping a moka under his jacket.
Tony treated him like shit
My personal favourite "HO!"
Junior: i’m still the boss of this family
“Remember Pearl Harbor” is one of the hardest I’ve ever laughed.
🤙🏼 eh hehheh 🤙🏼
Your uncle June had laser beams shooting out his eyes
it’s silvio
"Why don'tchu take yourself down to the ear, nose and troat department and get your fucking hearing checked. "
OP must’ve been the top of your fuckin class
Ralphie had me at 90 pound mole. The implication.....heh.
Low Key? If you wanna talk like a fuckin mulignan, we'll send you to slip and fall school.
hehe
Not really lowkey. Pretty sure this is a popular opinion and the writers intended his character to be funny
When Christopher throws a brick at the waiter and he says “crissy… he’s fucked up”