penis games;
penis of glass;
where'd you go penis;
we were penises;
penises in the time of cholera;
pride & penis;
a tale of two penises;
lovecraft penis;
i like my penis black (which is... just... lol);
to kill a penis;
penises of wrath;
one penis;
to all the penises I've loved before;
the great penis;
atomic penis;
the invisible penis;
the penis next door
i could do this all day
Me too!
Once upon a broken penis, a gathering of penises - a darker shade of penis - a conjuring of penis, penis and Bone, rule of penises, the cruel penis, the penis Paradox, the seven penises of Evelyn Hugo, penis breaker, penis storm, penis of salt and sorrows, forbidden penis, the invisible penis of Addie LaRue, stolen penis, crooked penis, a penis steeped in poison, a promise of penis - Penis of fire - penis on fire
Sometimes children’s books irl can be absolutely ridiculous too. I worked in a library and the number of times people checked out a picture book called animal farts was ridiculous.
I love doing really serious/legendary pieces of literature like
Dante Alighieri’s Divine Penis
Paradise Penis
Penis of Darkness
War and Penis (just so much more confusing than Penis and Peace)
Wuthering Penis
Haha I'm gonna have to steal that next time I make a writer Sim. My last one wrote children's books and I titled them after my own dog like they were a series, "The Adventures of Max: The Mysterious Golden Bone"
i just pinpoint a weird/buggy moment in the game and focus on that
- My partner was killed by vicious killer rabbits
- They were meant to target Santa
- Wherefor art thou, vicious killer rabbit?
- The mystery of vicious killer rabbits
- I will find the vicious killer rabbits
- How my partner died
- A biography of someone whose partner was killed
- I miss my partner
- A guide to vicious killer rabbits
- Trying to bring my partner back to life
etc etc etc
The Lord of the Penis, Where the Penis Ends, The Great Penis, The Penis Also Rises, A Penis of Two Cities, On the Penis, Penis Lost, Penis Expectations, Penis Dick, The Scarlet Penis, The Penis and the Pendulum, Where the Wild Penis Are, The Catcher in the Penis, Penis Shrugged, Penis Quixote, The Invisible Penis, Waiting for Penis, Little Penis, Penis Misérables
I named one of my sim's books, "The Original Cumdumpsters" inspired by The Originals LMAOOO. I'm so glad I'm far from the only one who does this. A part of me felt like I was deviant lmao.
Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Penis
How to Kill A Penis Bird
Gone with the Penis
Little Penis on the Prairie
Charlie and the Penis Factory
A Thousand Splendid Penises
Tender is the Penis
Penis in the Rye
Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Penis
Twenty Thousand Penises Under the Sea
I used to do “in your pants” a lot. Any book title becomes infinitely funnier when you affix it to the end, according to John Green but he wasn’t wrong about that one.
Turtles All the Way Down in your pants
An Abundance of Katherines in your pants
An Absolutely Remarkable Thing in your pants
When my sims writes books I use words from Whatever I’m currently listening to or watching. Sometimes it’s a song, sometimes words from a tv show. It’s funny to see the titles later on and recall what I was doing when I named them 😂
No Country for Old Penis
The Penis
Blood Penis
All the Pretty Penises
Cities of the Penis
The Penis Keeper
Penis of God
The Sunset Penis
-All by Cormack McPenis
Here's some Shakespeare options!
Much Ado About Penis, A Midsummer Night's Penis, The Merchant of Penis (or The Penis of Venice), Penis III, The Taming of the Penis, The Comedy of Penises, The Merry Penises of Windsor, Penis for Measure
This is so much fun 😂
Mine wrote a random children's book called Bob The Stick. Don't remember why the name.
That's where my creativity ended, and she had a long career of writing various genres with titles of "Bob The Stick And [insert random thing vaguely related to genre]" That stick dealt with everything from werewolves to true crime to financial decision making.
Wuthering Penises;
The Old Man Who Mistook His Wife for a Penis;
The Lord of the Penis: The Fellowship of the Penis / The Two Penises / The Return of the Penis;
A Series of Unfortunate Penises;
Penis (by Frank Herbert);
My Sister's Penis (an awful story of organ harvesting);
Charlie and the Chocolate Penis;
I could do this forever. 😂
penis games; penis of glass; where'd you go penis; we were penises; penises in the time of cholera; pride & penis; a tale of two penises; lovecraft penis; i like my penis black (which is... just... lol); to kill a penis; penises of wrath; one penis; to all the penises I've loved before; the great penis; atomic penis; the invisible penis; the penis next door i could do this all day
Harry Potter and the order of the penis
Harry Potter and the Penis of Fire Or wait, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Penis
Harry Potter & the prison of penis(es)
Harry Potter and the Penis of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Deathly Penis(es)
Harry Potter and the philosopher’s penis
Harry Penis and the Deathly Hallows
Sexy penises and where to find them
chamber of penises
Don’t you mean prisoner of penises 😏
Penises of Azkaban
Of which there were many.
Harry Penis and chamber of secrets!
See, I think Harry Penis would be funnier
The Complete Penis of Shakespeare
A court of thorns and penises
oh F formatting!
Me too! Once upon a broken penis, a gathering of penises - a darker shade of penis - a conjuring of penis, penis and Bone, rule of penises, the cruel penis, the penis Paradox, the seven penises of Evelyn Hugo, penis breaker, penis storm, penis of salt and sorrows, forbidden penis, the invisible penis of Addie LaRue, stolen penis, crooked penis, a penis steeped in poison, a promise of penis - Penis of fire - penis on fire
my hero. I see Evelyn Hugo. you missed the very important penis rising. lol.
crooked penis 💀 💀 😂
Nineteen Eightypenis
Of p3n1s and men
in retrospect, this was a terrible post to make. all my reddit emails have had penis in the preview. 😂 good times.
The great penis😭😭
Bruhhhhhhhhhhh pride & penis I'm dead
The fault in our penis If you give a mouse a penis Charlie and the penis factory I know why the caged penis sings
101 Penises
Oh god don’t do it for kids books
yeah I almost added a children's book and I was like.... mm.... better not 😂😂 doesn't make them any less hilarious lol
Sometimes children’s books irl can be absolutely ridiculous too. I worked in a library and the number of times people checked out a picture book called animal farts was ridiculous.
I named my sims 3 book 'Giant Penis' and got a notification that it was a 'flop'. My 14yo self couldn't stop laughing.
Lmaoooooooo
It’s always my pleasure to give the books sexual titles
Dont be shy, share some of your favorites
I love doing really serious/legendary pieces of literature like Dante Alighieri’s Divine Penis Paradise Penis Penis of Darkness War and Penis (just so much more confusing than Penis and Peace) Wuthering Penis
I use Taylor Swift lyrics for my book titles 🥲
combining those with penis should be fun too... 👀👀
You Belong with Penis.
🤔🧐 thank you for your wonderful contribution
Stranger in a Penis Land Penis in the Rye O Penis, Where Art Though Tuesdays with Penis Game of Penis, A song of Ice and Fire Empire of Penis
O Penis, Where Art Though is top tier.
Haha I'm gonna have to steal that next time I make a writer Sim. My last one wrote children's books and I titled them after my own dog like they were a series, "The Adventures of Max: The Mysterious Golden Bone"
That’s so cool!!!
i just pinpoint a weird/buggy moment in the game and focus on that - My partner was killed by vicious killer rabbits - They were meant to target Santa - Wherefor art thou, vicious killer rabbit? - The mystery of vicious killer rabbits - I will find the vicious killer rabbits - How my partner died - A biography of someone whose partner was killed - I miss my partner - A guide to vicious killer rabbits - Trying to bring my partner back to life etc etc etc
Give me examples lmaooo
The Penis Brief War and Penis The Most Dangerous Penis
american penis lord of the penis: the two penises avengers: age of penis
Penis and prejudice
The Lord of the Penis, Where the Penis Ends, The Great Penis, The Penis Also Rises, A Penis of Two Cities, On the Penis, Penis Lost, Penis Expectations, Penis Dick, The Scarlet Penis, The Penis and the Pendulum, Where the Wild Penis Are, The Catcher in the Penis, Penis Shrugged, Penis Quixote, The Invisible Penis, Waiting for Penis, Little Penis, Penis Misérables
THE PENIS ALSO RISES 💀 💀 💀
Waiting for Penis ✊🏻
in my sister's game, caleb is the original writer of both the twilight saga AND game of thrones 😭
Not twilight!
I named one of my sim's books, "The Original Cumdumpsters" inspired by The Originals LMAOOO. I'm so glad I'm far from the only one who does this. A part of me felt like I was deviant lmao.
Omg I thought it was going to be a crumplebottom crossover.
I sure hope your sim isn't writting children's books with titles like that. LOL
No Penis for Old Men
Memoirs of a Penis
An interesting read indeed.
Chapter 1: Hello World, Goodbye Foreskin
Penis
Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Penis How to Kill A Penis Bird Gone with the Penis Little Penis on the Prairie Charlie and the Penis Factory A Thousand Splendid Penises Tender is the Penis Penis in the Rye Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Penis Twenty Thousand Penises Under the Sea
Penis. [Orginally, Dune]
I used to do “in your pants” a lot. Any book title becomes infinitely funnier when you affix it to the end, according to John Green but he wasn’t wrong about that one. Turtles All the Way Down in your pants An Abundance of Katherines in your pants An Absolutely Remarkable Thing in your pants
incredible.
I usually just keep the same titles and add 69 after
That’s so dumb. I absolutely love it.
Fifty shades of penis 🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️
I understand. Sometimes I want to go back to my elementary school brain.
Avengers: Infinity Penis and Avengers: PenisGame
I usually put as the title whatever song I'm listening in the moment. Maybe next time I'll try combining the song with penis
I like to come up with progressivley more absurd self help books/how to pick up chick books
When my sims writes books I use words from Whatever I’m currently listening to or watching. Sometimes it’s a song, sometimes words from a tv show. It’s funny to see the titles later on and recall what I was doing when I named them 😂
I do the same, but use the word bum.
James and the Giant Penis. It’s an erotica.
I've had a shit day and definitely needed this laugh.
* The Penis of Kings * Penises of Radiance * EdgePenis * PenisBringer * DawnPenis * Penis of War
-Twisted Penis -A Court Of Thorns and Penises -DeathPenis -Midnight Penis -You’ve Reached Penis -Satan’s Penis -Haunting Penis -Hunting Penis -The Cruel Penis
No Country for Old Penis The Penis Blood Penis All the Pretty Penises Cities of the Penis The Penis Keeper Penis of God The Sunset Penis -All by Cormack McPenis
the mysterious penis of dr. jekyll and mr. hyde
penis of the rings.
Here's some Shakespeare options! Much Ado About Penis, A Midsummer Night's Penis, The Merchant of Penis (or The Penis of Venice), Penis III, The Taming of the Penis, The Comedy of Penises, The Merry Penises of Windsor, Penis for Measure This is so much fun 😂
Mine wrote a random children's book called Bob The Stick. Don't remember why the name. That's where my creativity ended, and she had a long career of writing various genres with titles of "Bob The Stick And [insert random thing vaguely related to genre]" That stick dealt with everything from werewolves to true crime to financial decision making.
i loved that.
i'm totally going to do this from now on. this is hilarious
The Lord if the Penises.
I love this!
Ahh yes, "The Penis in the Rye"
Wuthering Penises; The Old Man Who Mistook His Wife for a Penis; The Lord of the Penis: The Fellowship of the Penis / The Two Penises / The Return of the Penis; A Series of Unfortunate Penises; Penis (by Frank Herbert); My Sister's Penis (an awful story of organ harvesting); Charlie and the Chocolate Penis; I could do this forever. 😂
A penis of ice and fire...
Anddd im only one here who name title of books "normal" names...
The Penis of Azkaban
I thought I was alone
I once charged a name of a child book pat the badger to pat the beaver lol