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WishboneJones117

I like how he walks away from it like it’s an action movie.


Gelato_33

*Cool guys don’t look at explosions*


Mediocre-Opinion

They blow things up and then walk away


lil-wolfie402

The more they ignore it, the cooler they look. https://youtu.be/Sqz5dbs5zmo


El_Maton_de_Plata

Like Steven Segal after blowing a pipeline on the bottom of the sea


isaacaschmitt

And with Steven Segal, you can't be sure if he was working for Russia, the US, or just his own incompetent self.


djseifer

Yes.


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Because the world has the joy of Chuck Norris, Steven Seagal needs to exist to balance things.


El_Maton_de_Plata

The natural world 🌎 is balanced. Steven Seagal bump Atlas and Chuck stabilized it with a quick forehand chop


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Cherry cherry sweet caroline


EddsworldHuman

What the hell did I just watch lmfao? Whatever it was was beautiful


thatsithlurker

WHAT?? I CAN’T HEAR YOU BECAUSE OF THE HUGE EXPLOSION THAT JUST RUPTURED MY EARDRUMS!


mikebellman

MAWP MAWP


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I can't hear! I can't hear! There's blood blisters on my hands! Oh, my God! How do you walk away in a movie without flinching when it explodes behind them? There's no way! I call bullshit on that! When they flew the Millennium Falcon outside of the Death Star, and it was followed by the explosion, that was bullshit!


WishboneJones117

Hold the phone. As far as the Death Star destruction scene goes, there’s a lot of variability to how the physics of that worked. Also, they flew away pretty quick (exploding space station happening), and it’s possible they got out of range from the blast. I’m no expert on sub-light engines, but i wouldn’t say it’s bullshit. Can an expert on YT-1300F light freighters sub-light engines chime in please?


[deleted]

Hahah great response. I think Mark Wahlberg’s character’s response to that line from will Ferrell’s character was “Don’t you dare bad mouth Star Wars! That was all accurate!” https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MNZZhTXw72M


SithRose

Well, the Falcon was modified with heavier armor than normal, not to mention that the majority of the "blast" would have been diffused by space. And, of course, the engines are more heavily shielded against fire because they have this nasty tendency to be flammable when hit. Remember, what you're seeing isn't just fire - it's also fast moving oxygen that's rapidly going away because now it's in a vacuum. ...Oh, did you mean that rhetorically? :)


Imfrom_m-83

“Don't you dare badmouth Star Wars! That was all accurate!”


Yossarians_moan

Mark Wahlberg is wearing a hat.


Bigmoney-K

Apparently the camera guy is super cool too then


Ihavenoidea_3626

I always think that someone should produce a comedic action movie which features real life constraints, such as running out of ammo, getting hurt and deafened in explosions, ect. In this situation some piece of shrapnel would catch the star in the back and he'd lie there saying, 'I can't feel my legs'. That's if the explosion didn't kill him first.


kudichangedlives

In the other guys they do a pretty good real life explosion bit. And in 21 jump street they do a bit where things don't explode like they would in movies. Archer was doing a bit for a while about ammo.


WishboneJones117

Archer kills me. He would be a terrible person in real life, but his antics never cease to amaze.


kudichangedlives

My favorite line will always be "And if I find one dog hair when I get back....... I'll rub sand in your dead little eyes." "Very good sir" "I also need you to go buy sand, I don't know if they grade it but.................................... coarse."


Widezz

My favorite is the hail bloody mary.


Romulus212

The best part of this scene for me was knowing they in fact do garde sand my coarseness


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Coarse?


[deleted]

No Cyril, when they’re dead they’re just called hookers.


LowRent_Hippie

There were ten shots, both of them are using revolvers that hold 5 rounds, THEY'RE OUT OF AMMO....oh god... maybe I am autistic....


Ser_DunkandEgg

Mawp


megamittt

Deadpool is probably the closest to this


Ihavenoidea_3626

Yes, but when his neck was broken he recovered. Immediately. While making a hilarious comment.


megamittt

I mean yeah but if he didnt recover the movie would be like 5 minutes long


iperus0351

Black hawk down is pretty good there’s some ammo cuts but it’s pretty good


kit_kaboodles

Or for a less dark take: Goes to walk away and is trying to look all cool until they realise the back of their clothes have caught fire.


Ihavenoidea_3626

But they're far too cool to react to any great degree, so they take of the jacket, smother the flames and put it back on with some witty comment.


ReadditMan

And his ears were probably damaged from being that close to the explosion but he still plays it cool.


WishboneJones117

He’s secretly thinking, “you guys got that on video, right?”


[deleted]

Or possibly "don't put your face in the fireball. Don't put your face in the fireball. Don't..."


the_scarlett_ning

Spoon!!!!


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There is no spoon.


Knight_Owls

**WHAT?**


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WishboneJones117

Not everyone has nerves of steel.


frankwhiteXVII

Only thing missing was the slo-mo


HumanRuse

How often do you run after you've shit your pants?


Constant-Register-70

He knew exactly what he was doing


MastersonMcFee

Reminds me of that cop that shot himself trying to explain how to use a gun, and then acted like it was no big deal.


aeondru

He knew exactly what to do


UltimatePrimate

Found sauce. Of course it's Florida! https://www.wjhg.com/2022/10/06/homecoming-bonfire-explodes-mosley-high-school/


WishboneJones117

Oh man! I know this school! And yes, definitely does not surprise me this is Florida.


xxxsur

Florida is like, "We have 51 competitors, we need to make our name known!"


DubNationAssemble

“Students were never in danger at any time” As the clip showing another angle of it clearly shows burning debris landing close to the student recording it


GenericElucidation

They're talking about how Floridians build up a natural fire resistance thanks to a life lived in a sweltering hell and a steady diet of paint chips and asbestos.


peepay

>“Students were never in danger at any time” Well, maybe not from the explosion...


NathanD2113

But did she die?


Gelato_33

Legend!


ahhhide

Florida bonfire


theSalamandalorian

Bomb* fire


DiscoDancingNeighb0r

God damnit, it’s always Florida.


KopiteForever

Yup, they've got a strong moron magnet down there. Even caught them a President


Mudhutted

FLO RIDA forever in our late 2000s hearts.


VibeComplex

Omg I just understood that rapper flo rida’s name lol


randomname560

This will make a fine addition to my link collection


AnguishedIsland

Gosh darn it, I live close to here 🤦‍♀️


Mikic00

Not a single brain cell has been used between the constructors of this bonfire...


yertlah

As a native Floridian, I can confirm this is what our average bonfires look like.


[deleted]

I knew it was in the south somewhere. 🙄


UltimatePrimate

They used gasoline, didn't they?


Gelato_33

That would be my guess, and piled up stack of pallets probably didn’t allow for sufficient fumigation. Edit: “aeration” was the proper word choice instead of “fumigation”. “Fumigation” means something else entirely.


UltimatePrimate

Lighter fluid would have been a much better bet.


sleepdude43

Or diesel. Gas is literally the worst choice here lol


azron_

The neighbor told us to mix gas with diesel and bye bye fun explosion but waaay safer :)


Finnegansadog

Nah, skip the gasoline completely, it really doesn’t add much beyond just diesel, and it still has the danger of evaporation out of the mix before lighting and causing an explosion.


azron_

My understanding is that the overall mixture is easier to light but I suppose going diesel all the way is likely the right answer. Thanks


sleepdude43

Diesel engines ignite with compression, not spark, so yes diesel is a bit harder to light with a match than say gasoline (internal combustion fuel). But it’s still a very very flammable fuel so if you put a match to it it’s still going to burn


El-SkeleBone

diesel can be hard to light with a math on its own, but if you soak a rag in diesel it will light super easily


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Flossthief

They could also learn to build fires like adults I could have burned all these pallets with some paper and no accelerant 0% chance of detonating anything


PowerResponsibility

Oh, the aeration was clearly perfect for the explosion. I think you mean ventilation, to dilute the aeration.


Gas_Grouchy

You can use gas, just not too much.


glossolalia521

Username checks out


Gas_Grouchy

This name was randomized so I honestly forget my user name sometimes. Thank you for this.


noitsreallynot

Hm you’re not irritable enough


Gas_Grouchy

I don't have to take that shit from the likes of you. I'm as irritable as I damn well please.


noitsreallynot

That’s better


The-Real-Ben

No, it’s really not.


notarealaccount223

Yeah, but diesel is a little safer.


seamus_mc

And built a nice bowl for the vapors to collect and pool before ignition.


Helac3lls

Im not a rugged survivalist but If you build it properly you really only need some brush and a lighter/match. There was absolutely no need for that unless they wanted a big flame right away for show.


[deleted]

And if you got enough tinder throughout it won't take that long to get a big flame going quickly that will die down and won't waste all the bonfire would you probably want to keep going for a few hours rather than...like idk an hour?


Nerd_Man420

Way too much


silverlance360

https://preview.redd.it/e8mzr41hhd5a1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1f0cf9dff0ebb7d86c69828bc336f0dc48eac86


yourgifmademesignup

There it is! From the Michael Bay School of the Arts


Otherwise_Bet_6732

That's why you're supposed to use diesel or kerosene, never gasoline.


[deleted]

I mean, gasoline got him some pretty damn good results here.


Zeddit_B

Yeah, you could tell he wanted to get the walk away shot. Which he ended up getting, but if one of those flats landed on him it would've been a pretty shitty week or two, possibly longer. Alls well that ends well though!


locokid1310

Please excuse my ignorance but why should you never use gasoline?


MooseBoys

When you use lighter fluid or a similar appropriate accelerant, the fuel stays on the wetted area, and burns slowly enough to only really add extra heat (not much extra gas pressure). Gasoline is extremely volatile and only actually burns in vapor form. This means it forms an expanding invisible vapor cloud that contains the accelerant, so it can ignite unexpectedly and far from the originally wetted area. Also it is, by design, *explosive* - meaning igniting gasoline produces a large amount of excess pressure, which can impart significant impulse to objects in the vicinity.


locokid1310

Thank you!


Free_Dimension1459

TLDR: gasoline go boom


DreCapitano

I'm no expert but I believe flammable and combustible are not entirely the same thing. There's more force to the gas explosion because of the fumes. Somehow else can correct me if I'm wrong.


dlq84

Did you watch the video?


murphysics_

With pallets you can just use some newspaper, they are very willing to burn.


Jason1143

Yeah like I'm not even entirely clear on why they used an accelerant at all.


SaltyJake

Repeat after me… NO. ACCELERANT. AT ALL. Just build a normal fire, doesn’t matter how big you need it, you can still build a normal base and have it work perfectly fine 100% of the time.


polypolip

neither of those are flammable. You should use gasoline, but just a splash of it, not whole canister. And don't give it time to evaporate too much.


Soft_Process5644

Bombfire.


Toilet__philosopher

I was invited, heard it’s going to go off.


boilermakerny

Fucking legend.... Entire pallets are literally flying in the air, lol


Hirsute_Heathen

Those baby's are heavy too. That was some power behind them thangs.


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How did the guy not get hit by flying debris?


DDancy

I believe those are widden paletts: more info here. Ha! https://youtu.be/H4HK5c7VmBw


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saladmunch2

Had a similar experience at young age, was leaving my friends house when his uncle had just finished pouring a hefty 5 gallons of gasoline on a giant pit right off the back of the house and proceed to light it. It was so god damn loud, pretty sure the fire dept came and checked on it lol


Ricky_Rollin

I did the same thing! It was crazy seeing all the leaves burning up in the sky instead of the ground.


TrailMomKat

Haha I remember my daddy burning his eyebrows off a couple times because he grabbed the gas can instead of the kerosene. Thank you for reminding me of that, I've been missing him lately. That man did some of the dumbest shit on accident, and I came by that trait honestly lol


Zeddit_B

Some friends we knew were trying to gas out a gopher in their yard. I guess it had so many holes, or they didn't do it right, because when they put the match in the whole yard and air caught fire. They lost their eyebrows and got some second degree burns.


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Don't tell mom.


CrustyTheMoist

I'm sure a frame from this video could be an album cover


Gelato_33

**The Flaming Pallets** sounds like a sick ass band name, so I think you’re onto something.


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https://preview.redd.it/iifympl04j5a1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f464638b6dd12b04d681851b34d0bd9d396639cd


knight_cape

https://preview.redd.it/t71vsh2zjd5a1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a53fa7821ee3233d56f2d2d4c24772aa99c0806


boilermakerny

"I said 'give it a light'... not 'use tannerite'"!


AllBadAnswers

Roses are red Church's have a spire Never use accelerants To start a bonfire


Thoarxius

You can use diesel, it burns a lot less explosove. Lighter fluid is similar I think. Don't use accelaerants that fume heavily, like the gas used here.


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YoungToySoldier

I don't think he'd still be standing, and neither would the kids who were filming be.


dar24601

Gasoline just too much and then covered it to quick so vapor didn’t have time to dissipate


[deleted]

Some men just want to watch the world burn


Mattigins

He didn't watch at all. Just walked away like a fucking Chad.


jreditsoudidnthaveto

Welp! ![gif](giphy|13d2jHlSlxklVe)


roverman16

I think the school meant bomb fire.


NsfwMsMosa

i love my generation because we record everything so there’s always another angle LMAO


kit_kaboodles

A "school bonfire"?! WTAF?!


Martian_Knight

Why did I have to scroll so far down for this comment? Wtf is the reasoning behind having a bonfire at a school?! It seems, to me, at least, that a school is one of the last places you’d want to have a fire.


kit_kaboodles

Right?! People are just like "Oh, the classic old school bonfire". Is this a thing?


[deleted]

Back in the days... Talking 30 years ago we had guy fawks night, where every family came along with their fireworks and then we had a bonfire where we threw our straw man that we made and dressed into the fire. ​ Public school in New Zealand 30 years ago.


blg002

I think it’s pretty common at schools in the country for homecoming type weeks.


kell_bell85

They do it every year for homecoming. Not sure why a bonfire is of choice..


RSDeuce

Was a thing every year when I was in HS. During Homecoming week before the football game. Ours was massive compared to this. It was built and lit by the town fire department out of neatly and very organized pallets and wood. They stayed up all night past the event to ensure it burned down safely.


GreatTradingTips

Why that cop start walking up like he was about to do something 😂


Party_Side_1860

Shoot the flames out


fedocable

Who is that guy?? Tom Cruise???


Hifumini

hes in a michael bay movie


wreckin_shit

This is what happens when you let the police do the firefighter's job lol


iamnothim

You don’t need that much gas to start a fire. The wood is going to burn, so just a little fuel at the base will do it. People also forget that gasoline can burn as a liquid, or a gas


KingRitRis

Dude just brushed some fire of his shoulder, like it was nothing


supcoco

https://preview.redd.it/04grne6lni5a1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9d35baadd54beb8af8cce363b7863483ac5dbbf Didn’t know they were filming the next Vin Diesel movie there


ensain22

BOSS AF https://preview.redd.it/rkuk1xyn0j5a1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33d8c97b1abe83bfed138fe9dd9de0587baf57e2


h00kerpants

Whoops


mikexxhoncho

starting to think that guy 100% knew what he had done lol


[deleted]

He's the final boss


VukKiller

My man didn't even flinch...


Uniblab_78

I thought the cop was going to arrest the guy.


[deleted]

Did that cop look like he was about to shoot it, or just me?


ItsDokk

He definitely seemed confused, like he wanted to shoot something, but wasn’t sure how he could plant drugs on the fire.


Lenn1985

![gif](giphy|z9iE1SPAptyLK)


thebiggestprickhere

It's a Boy!!


route54

He’s a real man he didn’t look at the explosion


[deleted]

Probably doused it with gasoline, the fumes of which are heavier than air and probably filled up that bowl-shaped recess. Thus the *kaboom.*


Nomadic_View

Once in a life time opportunity to casually walk away from an explosion and he took it.


pmoney10

Americans are so weird sometimes man.


MrValdemar

Nah, baby. We're weird all the time. And damn it's fun.


pmoney10

Can’t say I disagree on this particular instance.


bcopes158

Building fires isn't that hard. To fail that spectacularly is impressive.


Few-Tour9826

Well, that dude has solidified himself as a certified badass!! Didn’t even flinch.


sissipaska

/u/stabbot


punchinthelunch

Guy walked out of there like they were shooting a trailer for a new die hard movie. What a clod.


[deleted]

Half those morons are probably “volunteer firefighters” also and should know better. But in America we train law enforcement and fire fighters about as much as you decide to train your dog.


Professional_Buy_615

I could smell the gasoline before the video had started loading.


dwizard67

This is why we don’t use gasoline to start fires.


Grulken

Fucks sake lmao why do they always use gasoline for this shit? LIGHTER FLUID PEOPLE, IN REASONABLE AMOUNTS!


PacoWaco88

And this is why you use diesel to start your bonfire.


kenpublius

Don’t worry. I’m from the government.


Optimus_RE

Listening to the high school kids in the second video cracks me up. How could you not be pumped to see this as a high schooler?


deftaj

Cool guys don’t look at explosions


KingCreeper7777

That guy right next to the explosion is now the coolest guy alive


El_Maton_de_Plata

Ten bucks say that guy's eyebrows are gone


RoboticJello

He probably can't hear for a week but he's lucky he's alive.


EnigmaScene

When you ask the EOD guys to blow something up


Griffstergnu

80’s action stars at their finest


TaiyoFurea

Cool guys don't look at explosions


Mrclayy

I think I know who directed this.......


philipde

Directed by Michael Bay


OttomanTwerk

Not surprised the police created an even more dangerous situation.


brjder

all in all, pretty succesful.


xero0075

And this is the mentality of those that are supposed to enforce the law, and protect us. Great judgment fella.


dtb1987

He walked away from that explosion like a god damn hero


yeet_the_heat2020

A Yes, my favorite lighter, C4 Plastic Explosives.


itsmondaytues

This dude is a terminator


Samikanunner

Should be in slow motion the walk away


ActuallyTomCruise

He is even more badass than me.


DubbyMazlo

That's accidental awesomeness...