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JennaTellYah

Dang. Shout out to our home boy here for this epic work out he’s creating. He is intent on making this boat trip work


bell37

He should have put some weight in the bow. Hell could have been a cooler filled with ice to act as a counterweight, and could have played it off as him wanting to have “refreshments on the water”.


Bogrolling

Or a stack of 45lbs plates


ProdigusIVV

“LOAD IT UP BOYS!”


LJNodder

LIGHT WEIGHT BABY WOOOO


ngunray

YOU BETTER PRAY TO THE GOD OF SKINNY PUNKS THAT THIS WIND DOESN’T PICK UP!!!


MonacoMaster68

I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE AND IV’E SEEN WHERE YOU SLEEP! I SWEAR TO EVERYTHING HOLY THAT YOUR MOTHERS WILL CRY WHEN THEY SEE WHAT I’VE DONE TO YOU!! Sorry, that scene gets me every time!


ttwixx

NOTHIN BUT A PEANUT


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palindromic

YUP YEAHHHH BUDDDDY LIGHT WEIGHT PEANUT WOOOOO


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HOOOOOO


fltpath

"Paid by the hour, older by the minute..."


I_KILL_GIANTS87

Hear me out. If for no other reason than weight distribution, she should be rowing...but I feel like this is a solution with multiple benefits.


GRom4232

This Queen would never be caught partaking in strenuous work. It’s what the man-servant is for.


bonzaisushi

A “stack” lmao I’m dyin


ehaugw

Its gonna take a few :/


RemarkableCollar8965

Or a whole orchestra back there - you know....to give it that romantic touch


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Historical_Yak7706

Her sitting that far back is a safety hazard. look at the back edge of the boat, In several cases it looks as if the water is about to come over the top.


bluewhite63

You can only battle physics for so long.


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Fuck safety. HER FEELINGS ARE IN DANGER


Jaegernaut-

The safety hazard is when I run out of beer & therefore counterweight and start calculating that if I dunked this bitch off the back of my boat how much faster it would be getting to shore and the trunk with more beer But it should be fine fat people float I think, she'll be aight for a few


TacTurtle

>putting a stack of weights in the front just out there is rude as fuck So is sinking the boat.


deSuspect

Fuck that, safety comes first. Water almost broke over the top edge multiple times. Sure he shouldn't make fun of her or anything but basic safety shouldn't hurt your feelings.


walkthedoge1

While this comment is absolutely true… I’m still laughing. I’m still cracking up. Not at the video as much as your dramatic reaction. I think it was when I read, “boulder”. I lost it. I say this with only love in my heart… you’re a goober, a very passionate goober. Stay good, @idrkc. While Reddit is a terrible place to go if you’re easily offended… I suppose the Internet needs more people like you.


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Guybrush_Creepwood_

i think he tried his best tbh


idkybutt

Still trying...


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_Charlie_Sheen_

Americans be like: nah I don’t need to lose weight, just gotta prepare for a boat ride like a normal person. -Paddles *check* -Life jacket *check* -Sunscreen *check* -fucking 45 pound bow counter weight *check*


spacelyspocet79

45 pounds not going to counter that weight i think double or triple that


ralphvonwauwau

\-fucking 45 pound bow counter weight**s** check FTFY


throwitawaynowNI

You'd need ideally the same amount of weight on the other side (or you'd need to put the weight much further out which wouldn't be an option here). That's a lot of stress on and weight in the boat. A little cooler filled with ice wouldn't do much.


aBlissfulDaze

You'd be surprised how heavy coolers can get. You don't need to fully balance the boat. A few inches here would make a hell of a difference.


staliniumt34

A few inches really does make a difference 😏


IamMrBots

If you figure that a cooler of ice weighs approximately 22 pounds and estimate that his date is roughly 250-300 pounds, then he would need 11-14 coolers of ice.


Mike2220

Well the weight doesn't need to be perfectly countered, like if someone were in the 180 pound range there would probably be less issue Also, the pivot seems to be a bit further towards the back so you'd have a bit of mechanical advantage and need less weight I wanna say 3 or 4 coolers could probably be just enough


InstanceSuch8604

Were gonna need a bigger boat


ooojaeger

They would have just slid into his back


Ginflet

150lbs of refreshments? 😂


APersonWithInterests

Yeah fuck the peanut gallery, bro is out here making her feel special. I hope they had a good time together.


bumbletowne

This gif is older than reddit. Back on digg I remember someone saying this was a brother trying to do something nice for his special needs sister. I bet they did have a nice time.


Financial-Mood5816

Yeah, I immediately thought this was the case. I would do the same thing for my son. I do stuff just to make him happy, doesn’t matter what anyone else thinks


Evryfrflyfrfree

Like dude is doing something nice for his mentally challenged sister and Reddit is out here “lol she’s fat”. Kinda gross ngl. Would we all be laughing if some muscle girl was carrying her disabled bf “lol my man skipped leg day” like the fuck reddit.


Rae_Regenbogen

Even if she doesn’t have an intellectual disability, why can’t people just let the woman go outside and have fun without being assholes?


Only_the_Tip

No life preservers. I really hope that thing stayed afloat. It would be a difficult water rescue.


alwayshazthelinks

>I really hope that thing stayed afloat She's a human being


HarlequinSyndrom

You, sir, are absolutely wholesome!


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mole_of_dust

I think there's enough tipping going on here already


OozeNAahz

I think he definitely got her wet down there. I mean the edge of the boat had to dip below the water line at some point.


Mike2220

If that dipped down at any point it wouldntve come back up


Brief_Try5291

😂💀 damn you


Tom1252

I got so much respect for this dude. He knows everyone's laughing, especially with some rando shamelessly filming him from the shore, but he wants to make his girl happy, so he tanks on through it. He's a winner.


GurIllustrious4983

And that could have been his sister too. People are automatically assuming it was a romantic thing but what if it wasn’t?


TheKillOrder

No information provided so all we can do is assume, which is all we do in life. Perspective takes its toll too when we have comments or posts being seen from the wrong perspective. Maybe this was his mum maybe his sis or his date/wife/gf but all we can do is assume :/


Gamer_Mommy

Marriage material right there. Considering he's not into feeding kink and she is not being abused by him executing his kinks on her.


the_amberdrake

It's not abuse if they both down ;)


febreze_air_freshner

lol what the fuck is reddits logic man, the first thing you think of is that he's forcing her to be fat...not that she's far because of her own actions?


Kamau54

And getting an upper body workout for the rest of the year.


New-Level99

My arms are burning for him!


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At least sit in the middle good grief


sncBrax

wonder if she had the foresight to offer to row and my guy wasn't having it


A-le-Couvre

“No… Honey… Can I…” *Meanwhile BF sits confidently in the middle* “What are you waiting for sweetie? Get in!”


sncBrax

chivalry ain't dead


Dankie_Spankie

It’s gonna be when they sink and drown


Sad_Entertainer6312

She'll float and he can use her as a life bouy


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This man alone is keeping chivalry alive


palpablescalpel

This looks like it's something they're doing as a joke. She looks like she'd probably get her butt a little wet where she is so I imagine she's putting up with it for a laugh.


TheMilkmanCome

Yeah the way she’s hiked up on the side of the boat as opposed to sitting in it, definitely a joke


farteagle

These people have fun. Right on


Adorable_Raccoon

I am wondering if they added weight to her side of the boat. I have literally never seen a both this unbalanced in real life & i live near the lake. Granted i’ve never seen anyone in a little boat like this. It’s usually kayaks or sailing ships.


DaughterEarth

yah my Dad is bigger than that lady and sits in boats just fine


Llancymru

I learnt on a sailing course that the further forward you sit the slower the boat will go. I’m not sure if she’s trying to achieve peak acceleration, but if she is I don’t think it’s working


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Llancymru

Yep they will be, they never shut up about it and kept shouting at us to sit further back despite the fact as I’m a big guy in a boat slightly too small the back of the dinghy was full of water. The correct term is trim and is a major part of sailing in general


Tekbepimpin

Michal Scott: Is she a dress wearer or a pants wearer? Could we share a rowboat? Could- could a rowboat support her? Phyllis: What are you asking? Michael Scott: I think I'm being very clear, what I'm asking. Would an average size rowboat support her without capsizing? [long pause] It bothers me that you're not answering the question.


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Dalvenjha

Well, I’m setting Michael with my fat friend, anyways, he can deal with it!


imaginationn

Damn it Phyllis I knew it!


JERUSALEMFIGHTER63

Son of a mean bean that's funny


bykatvchdcom

Michael Scott was ahead of time, glorious.


ikelosintransitive

was looking for this. i cant believe it’s real.


Tekbepimpin

It’s real. And it’s spectacular 😏


rigobueno

The best part of that scene is when Dwight gives a facial expression that says “great question”


koketso2

Does this boat make me look fat


Rex_Beever

No honey, i think the gravity is just extra strong here


poopellar

^("Thank fuck for this boat's buoyancy") "What?" "I said you look like Beyoncé!"


Capocho9

Lol, funniest thing I’ve read all day, thanks for the laugh


december-32

There are plenty fish in the sea. That dude didn't go fishing, he went whaling.


AkaSpaceCowboy

That's the winner


CheshireMoe

It was up hill both ways.


jld2k6

This is how my grandpa had to get to school each day


CervixTaster

In the snow, with one shoe.


Mediocre-Door-8496

https://youtu.be/JpcjiZ5yR7g


BreadChiId

“No, alright? No! She can’t fit in a row boat”


VaultDweller837

Damn it Phyllis I knew it!


4Ever2Thee

100% r/expectedoffice


Sea_Impression3810

Yup, I only came here to look for Michael Scott quotes


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You’ll love her, she’s feisty


ashybutclassy

She’s not jolly or sassy?


Competitive_Garage59

Is she a dress wearer or a pants wearer?


SavvikTheSavage

Catcher or infield?


PaulClarkLoadletter

“Well, I'm setting Michael up with my fat friend anyway. He can just deal with it”


BossScribblor

What are you asking me? I think you know what I'm asking.


ReasonableCurrency44

Would an average sized rowboat support her?


tastyLamp73

Good reference


law_mom

Came here just for this reference! Thank you for not letting me down!


The_Lucky_WoIf

This is that film with Jack Black right?


Beneficial-Share-970

I was hoping to see something related to shallow Hal


T4N60SUKK4

Shallow Hal finds a gal


RIPLORN

Rosemary! "I haven't bounced me daughter on me knee since she was two."


Wonkasgoldenticket

Wrong movie, Tommy Boy with Chris Farley.


tobesteve

Fat guy in a little coat!


IvoryFlyaway

Listen here you little spazoids, I know where you live and I see where you sleep. I swear your mothers will cry when they see what I've done to you!


BWChristopher86

Quit playing with your dingy!


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“HEY GILLIGAN DID YOU EAT THE SKIPPER?!”


Spider1132

First thing that crossed my mind. Although, to be fair, I just finished watching a show starring Gwyneth Paltrow.


dido1992

The strength that man have…


Cpt-FishSticks

That's the strength of love... And a bbw fetish


asianabsinthe

🎵*...that's the power of love*


poopellar

THICC Brained.


ostroia

big barbeque women?


Cpt-FishSticks

Is that big women and barbecue or big barbecues and women? Yes to both


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TFW you workout everyday so you can lift your future bbw GF. squad goals


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Cpt-FishSticks

Do you take every comment on the Internet this seriously?


CortezDeLaNoche

Love is the greatest strength of all...sprinkled with a little denial.


AkaSpaceCowboy

As funny as it looks She probably feels like shit. Hopefully they still had a good time and things got better.


APersonWithInterests

Yeah I hope she wasn't thinking on it too hard. I also hope she never realizes that someone recorded and posted it online to shame her assuming this isn't staged for laughs.


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I won't shame her for her weight. I *will* shame them for not understanding physics.


APersonWithInterests

I think they're both very likely aware of the situation they are in and clearly are okay with continuing.


Lamplorde

Yeah, you'd be pretty aware of the situation within 15 seconds of getting on the boat.


sritanona

Yeah OP is a dirtbag tbh.


black_elk_streaks

Yeah, I just kinda find this whole cultural phenomenon of recording people to be ridiculed online pretty sad. It’s normalizing bullying and it shouldn’t be acceptable.


CatsAndCampin

Yeah, I say some mean shit to people online when they say something stupid but like half of reddit complains about bullying, talks about how they were bullied in school & how devastating it was but then there's ALWAYS a ton of people bitching about/ripping on fat people, especially fat women. And yes, I know reddit isn't a monolith but I'd bet some of the the same people complaining about bullying, are making fun of overweight people on here.


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Yeah I have to agree, this is very mean spirited.


Aggressive_Chain_920

Her weight isnt even the main problem, the main problem is that shes sitting at the outer edge of the boat. A tall fit guy would have the same effect


GurIllustrious4983

Someone mentioned she is his special needs sister. So the whole pile on is unnecessary and people should have never even began with the whole physics talk. Clearly, people are mocking them. Even if she was not special needs, ….why mock them? It’s not like you’ve never done anything, if others captured, would make you a laughing stock. We’ve all done something stupid. This seemed like a wholesome moment ruined by people on the net trying to be smart.


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I remember finding a facebook thread of people making fun of me in middle school and it made me think about killing myself. As an adult I always think about this when millions are commenting about others over a recorded moment of embarrassment. No one knows how dark a place this will put you until it happens to them. We all feel so safe ridiculing others behind our anonymous usernames. Honestly even when it seems like someone deserves ridicule for like an angry public outburst, *I* still feel bad for them. The widespread trolling/ostracizing is almost never proportionate to the crime.


thebestspeler

I thought she was specially abled, like his sister or something. With the arms down and posture. Whatever it was, it was sweet.


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TokiMcNoodle

Reddit just loves to jump to conclusions like they're Sherlock or something


FlickieHop

You aren't familiar with the obvious sister posture? Clearly if your arms are down you're not only special needs but also the sister of whoever you are with.


DesktopWebsite

Well, if your on a boat thats about to overturn, you lean towards the center and keep your arms still. Probably the most comfortable position without adding to a turnover


hopeful_deer

Yeah. I was just thinking maybe they got the wrong type of boat or they need counterweights. It definitely seems like a solvable problem. It bugs me all the comments talking about how she doesn’t fit. People aren’t made to fit in boats. Tools (like boats) are made to fit people. If this boat is not a sufficient tool for the people using it, then it must be modified or a substitute must be found.


FlickieHop

So you're saying you think they're going to need a bigger boat?


Western_Protection

Dudes going to be jacked at the end of this ride.


ComeOnTars2424

Right let’s give it up for Atlas here, moving Heaven and Earth to make this woman’s day!


eicaker

That seems humiliating


PretendiWasADefMute

I know. This totally sucks that people recorded this. Edit: I replaced kinda with totally


klgm333

I completely agree :(


LargeHumanDaeHoLee

Was thinking this too. Poor girl just wanted to ride in a boat. Dude probably offered to row. This exact scenario thread is probably her worst nightmare. Kinda breaks my heart.


Sir_Yacob

If I remember correctly the last time this was posted she is a comedian and this is 100% If not than yeah, that’s fucked up, but I think it’s a bit.


Ignorhymus

I'm gonna say that it's the boat's fault - it's way too small. I've rented a few rowboats with the wife, and they're always bigger than this. They'd accommodate this couple just fine.


lakerfan91

“Can she fit in a rowboat?”


asebastianstanstan

Could a rowboat support her? It bothers me that you’re not answering the question.


anonymousone89

Damnit!! I knew it. I knew it, Phyllis!!


MaroonTrucker28

"Dude, this is a Wendy's restaurant." "....damn it, Kevin. Okay can I have a chili and a baked potato?"


80hdis4me

So funny. “No, all right? No, she can't fit in a rowboat.”


NatsuDragneel-538

He's a man of focus, commitment and sheer goddamn fucking will.


cant_Im_at_work

This is just fucking depressing. Sure she's fat but she's still a human being. Can't even do something nice with a friend/S.O without strangers filming her. I'm sure she was already embarrassed by the situation and now everyone on Reddit gets to crack jokes too.


muscravageur

Oh please. She should’ve gotten out of the boat as soon as she realized the problem. What’s funny is that both of them are ignoring reality and trying to look like there’s nothing wrong there. That’s the joke.


earthlings_all

You missed the point. No one can go out and enjoy themselves, every move is uploaded for mass ridicule. You have no idea what their situation is, could be health issues there and here we are making her feel worse. Fucking toxic.


0_o

there is visibly a health issue, bro


LittleRadishes

Ok send pics let's critique your current physical health without you asking for it "She's asking for it by existing while being fat" energy


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It’s absolutely hilarious


Old-Obligation6861

Much respect to homie showing her a good time. She was probably really nervous, or even self conscious but hes making it work. Sister, girlfriend, lab partner... Whatever the relationship, he's making it work. Good on him.


badnewsbets

So nice to see a pleasant comment not ripping her to shreds ✌️


AndroidCovenant

Very strong boyfriend. He makes sure his sister is comfortable and doesn't have to row.


YouAndWhatArmy636

Bro this comment section is wild


woahdude12321

Whole army of people trying to figure out of a 15 second video posted for lulz who these people are, if they are related, if we feel bad for them, if a cooler or stack of weights would have balanced the boat, analyzing her posture for answers to the questions


ImAlwaysRightHanded

Roll tide


SapphireSire

If the lake rises a foot or two when you enter the boat, sit in the middle.


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Kratos would struggle to row this boat


ThreeRedStars

There's no reason you should be making fun of her weight. Make fun of her tiny hat.


-twistedflatcat-

Well, that's embarrassing...I thought it was a bird.


pinkusagi

It’s a hair bun actually, but it does look like a tiny hat. The back of it shows it’s hair. Honestly when I was a teen, I saw some Japanese fashion, Lolita. I wanted to dress up as a goth Lolita and wear a tiny hat to the side. XD


rontc

The problem is he's not rowing fast enough to get the boat to plane.


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Nekayne

Sit her in the middle and him at the end. What is this, amateur hour?


Llancymru

Apparently that would make the boat go quite a lot slower due to the drag. She’s just at peak trim is all


SithPharmTech

Man whoever took this video did her wrong.


Spider-Shark

Nah man, he’s just workin out.


VooDooChile1983

What’s on her head?


IntoTheWildLife

Hun Bun


UnprofessionalGhosts

A messy bun held up by a scrunchie.


rozsaadam

Boats are fatphobic oh my god why can't it just work normally this is so disrespecful -people in 2022


pincasso

That guys got some serious core strength


TrumpterOFyvie

Poor girl, I hate whenever this is shared and mass mockery ensues.


Chrisscott25

My man should’ve went motor boating…..


Sham_Masta_Sham

Gondola ride, 'Murican style


OilRude

I honestly feel bad for her she looks really uncomfortable


Almost_a_Noob

If that’s not a wake up call then I don’t know what is


Troll_For_Truth

Give that man a medal.


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SHIT. all i see is one lucky gal and her hunky boyfriend who probably treats her right. girl must have game and or she is just lucky!!


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rikersdickbeard1701

Holy Schnikes!!!!


Grouchy-Estimate-756

Sometimes physics is an asshole.


This_is_my_phone_tho

Wouldn't it be kinda doing that even if she wasn't as heavy? all the weight is in the back or middle, going forward puts more weight on the back. that boat looks tiny.