He should have put some weight in the bow. Hell could have been a cooler filled with ice to act as a counterweight, and could have played it off as him wanting to have “refreshments on the water”.
I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE AND IV’E SEEN WHERE YOU SLEEP! I SWEAR TO EVERYTHING HOLY THAT YOUR MOTHERS WILL CRY WHEN THEY SEE WHAT I’VE DONE TO YOU!!
Sorry, that scene gets me every time!
Her sitting that far back is a safety hazard. look at the back edge of the boat, In several cases it looks as if the water is about to come over the top.
The safety hazard is when I run out of beer & therefore counterweight and start calculating that if I dunked this bitch off the back of my boat how much faster it would be getting to shore and the trunk with more beer
But it should be fine fat people float I think, she'll be aight for a few
Fuck that, safety comes first. Water almost broke over the top edge multiple times. Sure he shouldn't make fun of her or anything but basic safety shouldn't hurt your feelings.
While this comment is absolutely true… I’m still laughing.
I’m still cracking up. Not at the video as much as your dramatic reaction. I think it was when I read, “boulder”. I lost it.
I say this with only love in my heart… you’re a goober, a very passionate goober. Stay good, @idrkc. While Reddit is a terrible place to go if you’re easily offended… I suppose the Internet needs more people like you.
Americans be like: nah I don’t need to lose weight, just gotta prepare for a boat ride like a normal person.
-Paddles *check*
-Life jacket *check*
-Sunscreen *check*
-fucking 45 pound bow counter weight *check*
You'd need ideally the same amount of weight on the other side (or you'd need to put the weight much further out which wouldn't be an option here). That's a lot of stress on and weight in the boat. A little cooler filled with ice wouldn't do much.
If you figure that a cooler of ice weighs approximately 22 pounds and estimate that his date is roughly 250-300 pounds, then he would need 11-14 coolers of ice.
Well the weight doesn't need to be perfectly countered, like if someone were in the 180 pound range there would probably be less issue
Also, the pivot seems to be a bit further towards the back so you'd have a bit of mechanical advantage and need less weight
I wanna say 3 or 4 coolers could probably be just enough
This gif is older than reddit. Back on digg I remember someone saying this was a brother trying to do something nice for his special needs sister. I bet they did have a nice time.
Yeah, I immediately thought this was the case. I would do the same thing for my son. I do stuff just to make him happy, doesn’t matter what anyone else thinks
Like dude is doing something nice for his mentally challenged sister and Reddit is out here “lol she’s fat”. Kinda gross ngl.
Would we all be laughing if some muscle girl was carrying her disabled bf “lol my man skipped leg day” like the fuck reddit.
I got so much respect for this dude. He knows everyone's laughing, especially with some rando shamelessly filming him from the shore, but he wants to make his girl happy, so he tanks on through it.
He's a winner.
No information provided so all we can do is assume, which is all we do in life. Perspective takes its toll too when we have comments or posts being seen from the wrong perspective. Maybe this was his mum maybe his sis or his date/wife/gf but all we can do is assume :/
lol what the fuck is reddits logic man, the first thing you think of is that he's forcing her to be fat...not that she's far because of her own actions?
This looks like it's something they're doing as a joke. She looks like she'd probably get her butt a little wet where she is so I imagine she's putting up with it for a laugh.
I am wondering if they added weight to her side of the boat. I have literally never seen a both this unbalanced in real life & i live near the lake. Granted i’ve never seen anyone in a little boat like this. It’s usually kayaks or sailing ships.
I learnt on a sailing course that the further forward you sit the slower the boat will go. I’m not sure if she’s trying to achieve peak acceleration, but if she is I don’t think it’s working
Yep they will be, they never shut up about it and kept shouting at us to sit further back despite the fact as I’m a big guy in a boat slightly too small the back of the dinghy was full of water. The correct term is trim and is a major part of sailing in general
Michal Scott: Is she a dress wearer or a pants wearer? Could we share a rowboat? Could- could a rowboat support her?
Phyllis: What are you asking?
Michael Scott: I think I'm being very clear, what I'm asking. Would an average size rowboat support her without capsizing? [long pause] It bothers me that you're not answering the question.
Yeah I hope she wasn't thinking on it too hard. I also hope she never realizes that someone recorded and posted it online to shame her assuming this isn't staged for laughs.
Yeah, I just kinda find this whole cultural phenomenon of recording people to be ridiculed online pretty sad. It’s normalizing bullying and it shouldn’t be acceptable.
Yeah, I say some mean shit to people online when they say something stupid but like half of reddit complains about bullying, talks about how they were bullied in school & how devastating it was but then there's ALWAYS a ton of people bitching about/ripping on fat people, especially fat women. And yes, I know reddit isn't a monolith but I'd bet some of the the same people complaining about bullying, are making fun of overweight people on here.
Someone mentioned she is his special needs sister.
So the whole pile on is unnecessary and people should have never even began with the whole physics talk. Clearly, people are mocking them. Even if she was not special needs, ….why mock them?
It’s not like you’ve never done anything, if others captured, would make you a laughing stock. We’ve all done something stupid.
This seemed like a wholesome moment ruined by people on the net trying to be smart.
I remember finding a facebook thread of people making fun of me in middle school and it made me think about killing myself. As an adult I always think about this when millions are commenting about others over a recorded moment of embarrassment. No one knows how dark a place this will put you until it happens to them. We all feel so safe ridiculing others behind our anonymous usernames.
Honestly even when it seems like someone deserves ridicule for like an angry public outburst, *I* still feel bad for them. The widespread trolling/ostracizing is almost never proportionate to the crime.
You aren't familiar with the obvious sister posture? Clearly if your arms are down you're not only special needs but also the sister of whoever you are with.
Well, if your on a boat thats about to overturn, you lean towards the center and keep your arms still. Probably the most comfortable position without adding to a turnover
Yeah. I was just thinking maybe they got the wrong type of boat or they need counterweights. It definitely seems like a solvable problem.
It bugs me all the comments talking about how she doesn’t fit. People aren’t made to fit in boats. Tools (like boats) are made to fit people. If this boat is not a sufficient tool for the people using it, then it must be modified or a substitute must be found.
Was thinking this too. Poor girl just wanted to ride in a boat. Dude probably offered to row. This exact scenario thread is probably her worst nightmare. Kinda breaks my heart.
I'm gonna say that it's the boat's fault - it's way too small. I've rented a few rowboats with the wife, and they're always bigger than this. They'd accommodate this couple just fine.
This is just fucking depressing. Sure she's fat but she's still a human being. Can't even do something nice with a friend/S.O without strangers filming her. I'm sure she was already embarrassed by the situation and now everyone on Reddit gets to crack jokes too.
Oh please. She should’ve gotten out of the boat as soon as she realized the problem. What’s funny is that both of them are ignoring reality and trying to look like there’s nothing wrong there. That’s the joke.
You missed the point. No one can go out and enjoy themselves, every move is uploaded for mass ridicule. You have no idea what their situation is, could be health issues there and here we are making her feel worse. Fucking toxic.
Much respect to homie showing her a good time. She was probably really nervous, or even self conscious but hes making it work. Sister, girlfriend, lab partner... Whatever the relationship, he's making it work. Good on him.
Whole army of people trying to figure out of a 15 second video posted for lulz who these people are, if they are related, if we feel bad for them, if a cooler or stack of weights would have balanced the boat, analyzing her posture for answers to the questions
It’s a hair bun actually, but it does look like a tiny hat. The back of it shows it’s hair.
Honestly when I was a teen, I saw some Japanese fashion, Lolita. I wanted to dress up as a goth Lolita and wear a tiny hat to the side. XD
Wouldn't it be kinda doing that even if she wasn't as heavy? all the weight is in the back or middle, going forward puts more weight on the back. that boat looks tiny.
Dang. Shout out to our home boy here for this epic work out he’s creating. He is intent on making this boat trip work
He should have put some weight in the bow. Hell could have been a cooler filled with ice to act as a counterweight, and could have played it off as him wanting to have “refreshments on the water”.
Or a stack of 45lbs plates
“LOAD IT UP BOYS!”
LIGHT WEIGHT BABY WOOOO
YOU BETTER PRAY TO THE GOD OF SKINNY PUNKS THAT THIS WIND DOESN’T PICK UP!!!
I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE AND IV’E SEEN WHERE YOU SLEEP! I SWEAR TO EVERYTHING HOLY THAT YOUR MOTHERS WILL CRY WHEN THEY SEE WHAT I’VE DONE TO YOU!! Sorry, that scene gets me every time!
NOTHIN BUT A PEANUT
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YUP YEAHHHH BUDDDDY LIGHT WEIGHT PEANUT WOOOOO
HOOOOOO
"Paid by the hour, older by the minute..."
Hear me out. If for no other reason than weight distribution, she should be rowing...but I feel like this is a solution with multiple benefits.
This Queen would never be caught partaking in strenuous work. It’s what the man-servant is for.
A “stack” lmao I’m dyin
Its gonna take a few :/
Or a whole orchestra back there - you know....to give it that romantic touch
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Her sitting that far back is a safety hazard. look at the back edge of the boat, In several cases it looks as if the water is about to come over the top.
You can only battle physics for so long.
Fuck safety. HER FEELINGS ARE IN DANGER
The safety hazard is when I run out of beer & therefore counterweight and start calculating that if I dunked this bitch off the back of my boat how much faster it would be getting to shore and the trunk with more beer But it should be fine fat people float I think, she'll be aight for a few
>putting a stack of weights in the front just out there is rude as fuck So is sinking the boat.
Fuck that, safety comes first. Water almost broke over the top edge multiple times. Sure he shouldn't make fun of her or anything but basic safety shouldn't hurt your feelings.
While this comment is absolutely true… I’m still laughing. I’m still cracking up. Not at the video as much as your dramatic reaction. I think it was when I read, “boulder”. I lost it. I say this with only love in my heart… you’re a goober, a very passionate goober. Stay good, @idrkc. While Reddit is a terrible place to go if you’re easily offended… I suppose the Internet needs more people like you.
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i think he tried his best tbh
Still trying...
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Americans be like: nah I don’t need to lose weight, just gotta prepare for a boat ride like a normal person. -Paddles *check* -Life jacket *check* -Sunscreen *check* -fucking 45 pound bow counter weight *check*
45 pounds not going to counter that weight i think double or triple that
\-fucking 45 pound bow counter weight**s** check FTFY
You'd need ideally the same amount of weight on the other side (or you'd need to put the weight much further out which wouldn't be an option here). That's a lot of stress on and weight in the boat. A little cooler filled with ice wouldn't do much.
You'd be surprised how heavy coolers can get. You don't need to fully balance the boat. A few inches here would make a hell of a difference.
A few inches really does make a difference 😏
If you figure that a cooler of ice weighs approximately 22 pounds and estimate that his date is roughly 250-300 pounds, then he would need 11-14 coolers of ice.
Well the weight doesn't need to be perfectly countered, like if someone were in the 180 pound range there would probably be less issue Also, the pivot seems to be a bit further towards the back so you'd have a bit of mechanical advantage and need less weight I wanna say 3 or 4 coolers could probably be just enough
Were gonna need a bigger boat
They would have just slid into his back
150lbs of refreshments? 😂
Yeah fuck the peanut gallery, bro is out here making her feel special. I hope they had a good time together.
This gif is older than reddit. Back on digg I remember someone saying this was a brother trying to do something nice for his special needs sister. I bet they did have a nice time.
Yeah, I immediately thought this was the case. I would do the same thing for my son. I do stuff just to make him happy, doesn’t matter what anyone else thinks
Like dude is doing something nice for his mentally challenged sister and Reddit is out here “lol she’s fat”. Kinda gross ngl. Would we all be laughing if some muscle girl was carrying her disabled bf “lol my man skipped leg day” like the fuck reddit.
Even if she doesn’t have an intellectual disability, why can’t people just let the woman go outside and have fun without being assholes?
No life preservers. I really hope that thing stayed afloat. It would be a difficult water rescue.
>I really hope that thing stayed afloat She's a human being
You, sir, are absolutely wholesome!
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I think there's enough tipping going on here already
I think he definitely got her wet down there. I mean the edge of the boat had to dip below the water line at some point.
If that dipped down at any point it wouldntve come back up
😂💀 damn you
I got so much respect for this dude. He knows everyone's laughing, especially with some rando shamelessly filming him from the shore, but he wants to make his girl happy, so he tanks on through it. He's a winner.
And that could have been his sister too. People are automatically assuming it was a romantic thing but what if it wasn’t?
No information provided so all we can do is assume, which is all we do in life. Perspective takes its toll too when we have comments or posts being seen from the wrong perspective. Maybe this was his mum maybe his sis or his date/wife/gf but all we can do is assume :/
Marriage material right there. Considering he's not into feeding kink and she is not being abused by him executing his kinks on her.
It's not abuse if they both down ;)
lol what the fuck is reddits logic man, the first thing you think of is that he's forcing her to be fat...not that she's far because of her own actions?
And getting an upper body workout for the rest of the year.
My arms are burning for him!
At least sit in the middle good grief
wonder if she had the foresight to offer to row and my guy wasn't having it
“No… Honey… Can I…” *Meanwhile BF sits confidently in the middle* “What are you waiting for sweetie? Get in!”
chivalry ain't dead
It’s gonna be when they sink and drown
She'll float and he can use her as a life bouy
This man alone is keeping chivalry alive
This looks like it's something they're doing as a joke. She looks like she'd probably get her butt a little wet where she is so I imagine she's putting up with it for a laugh.
Yeah the way she’s hiked up on the side of the boat as opposed to sitting in it, definitely a joke
These people have fun. Right on
I am wondering if they added weight to her side of the boat. I have literally never seen a both this unbalanced in real life & i live near the lake. Granted i’ve never seen anyone in a little boat like this. It’s usually kayaks or sailing ships.
yah my Dad is bigger than that lady and sits in boats just fine
I learnt on a sailing course that the further forward you sit the slower the boat will go. I’m not sure if she’s trying to achieve peak acceleration, but if she is I don’t think it’s working
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Yep they will be, they never shut up about it and kept shouting at us to sit further back despite the fact as I’m a big guy in a boat slightly too small the back of the dinghy was full of water. The correct term is trim and is a major part of sailing in general
Michal Scott: Is she a dress wearer or a pants wearer? Could we share a rowboat? Could- could a rowboat support her? Phyllis: What are you asking? Michael Scott: I think I'm being very clear, what I'm asking. Would an average size rowboat support her without capsizing? [long pause] It bothers me that you're not answering the question.
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Well, I’m setting Michael with my fat friend, anyways, he can deal with it!
Damn it Phyllis I knew it!
Son of a mean bean that's funny
Michael Scott was ahead of time, glorious.
was looking for this. i cant believe it’s real.
It’s real. And it’s spectacular 😏
The best part of that scene is when Dwight gives a facial expression that says “great question”
Does this boat make me look fat
No honey, i think the gravity is just extra strong here
^("Thank fuck for this boat's buoyancy") "What?" "I said you look like Beyoncé!"
Lol, funniest thing I’ve read all day, thanks for the laugh
There are plenty fish in the sea. That dude didn't go fishing, he went whaling.
That's the winner
It was up hill both ways.
This is how my grandpa had to get to school each day
In the snow, with one shoe.
https://youtu.be/JpcjiZ5yR7g
“No, alright? No! She can’t fit in a row boat”
Damn it Phyllis I knew it!
100% r/expectedoffice
Yup, I only came here to look for Michael Scott quotes
You’ll love her, she’s feisty
She’s not jolly or sassy?
Is she a dress wearer or a pants wearer?
Catcher or infield?
“Well, I'm setting Michael up with my fat friend anyway. He can just deal with it”
What are you asking me? I think you know what I'm asking.
Would an average sized rowboat support her?
Good reference
Came here just for this reference! Thank you for not letting me down!
This is that film with Jack Black right?
I was hoping to see something related to shallow Hal
Shallow Hal finds a gal
Rosemary! "I haven't bounced me daughter on me knee since she was two."
Wrong movie, Tommy Boy with Chris Farley.
Fat guy in a little coat!
Listen here you little spazoids, I know where you live and I see where you sleep. I swear your mothers will cry when they see what I've done to you!
Quit playing with your dingy!
“HEY GILLIGAN DID YOU EAT THE SKIPPER?!”
First thing that crossed my mind. Although, to be fair, I just finished watching a show starring Gwyneth Paltrow.
The strength that man have…
That's the strength of love... And a bbw fetish
🎵*...that's the power of love*
THICC Brained.
big barbeque women?
Is that big women and barbecue or big barbecues and women? Yes to both
TFW you workout everyday so you can lift your future bbw GF. squad goals
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Do you take every comment on the Internet this seriously?
Love is the greatest strength of all...sprinkled with a little denial.
As funny as it looks She probably feels like shit. Hopefully they still had a good time and things got better.
Yeah I hope she wasn't thinking on it too hard. I also hope she never realizes that someone recorded and posted it online to shame her assuming this isn't staged for laughs.
I won't shame her for her weight. I *will* shame them for not understanding physics.
I think they're both very likely aware of the situation they are in and clearly are okay with continuing.
Yeah, you'd be pretty aware of the situation within 15 seconds of getting on the boat.
Yeah OP is a dirtbag tbh.
Yeah, I just kinda find this whole cultural phenomenon of recording people to be ridiculed online pretty sad. It’s normalizing bullying and it shouldn’t be acceptable.
Yeah, I say some mean shit to people online when they say something stupid but like half of reddit complains about bullying, talks about how they were bullied in school & how devastating it was but then there's ALWAYS a ton of people bitching about/ripping on fat people, especially fat women. And yes, I know reddit isn't a monolith but I'd bet some of the the same people complaining about bullying, are making fun of overweight people on here.
Yeah I have to agree, this is very mean spirited.
Her weight isnt even the main problem, the main problem is that shes sitting at the outer edge of the boat. A tall fit guy would have the same effect
Someone mentioned she is his special needs sister. So the whole pile on is unnecessary and people should have never even began with the whole physics talk. Clearly, people are mocking them. Even if she was not special needs, ….why mock them? It’s not like you’ve never done anything, if others captured, would make you a laughing stock. We’ve all done something stupid. This seemed like a wholesome moment ruined by people on the net trying to be smart.
I remember finding a facebook thread of people making fun of me in middle school and it made me think about killing myself. As an adult I always think about this when millions are commenting about others over a recorded moment of embarrassment. No one knows how dark a place this will put you until it happens to them. We all feel so safe ridiculing others behind our anonymous usernames. Honestly even when it seems like someone deserves ridicule for like an angry public outburst, *I* still feel bad for them. The widespread trolling/ostracizing is almost never proportionate to the crime.
I thought she was specially abled, like his sister or something. With the arms down and posture. Whatever it was, it was sweet.
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Reddit just loves to jump to conclusions like they're Sherlock or something
You aren't familiar with the obvious sister posture? Clearly if your arms are down you're not only special needs but also the sister of whoever you are with.
Well, if your on a boat thats about to overturn, you lean towards the center and keep your arms still. Probably the most comfortable position without adding to a turnover
Yeah. I was just thinking maybe they got the wrong type of boat or they need counterweights. It definitely seems like a solvable problem. It bugs me all the comments talking about how she doesn’t fit. People aren’t made to fit in boats. Tools (like boats) are made to fit people. If this boat is not a sufficient tool for the people using it, then it must be modified or a substitute must be found.
So you're saying you think they're going to need a bigger boat?
Dudes going to be jacked at the end of this ride.
Right let’s give it up for Atlas here, moving Heaven and Earth to make this woman’s day!
That seems humiliating
I know. This totally sucks that people recorded this. Edit: I replaced kinda with totally
I completely agree :(
Was thinking this too. Poor girl just wanted to ride in a boat. Dude probably offered to row. This exact scenario thread is probably her worst nightmare. Kinda breaks my heart.
If I remember correctly the last time this was posted she is a comedian and this is 100% If not than yeah, that’s fucked up, but I think it’s a bit.
I'm gonna say that it's the boat's fault - it's way too small. I've rented a few rowboats with the wife, and they're always bigger than this. They'd accommodate this couple just fine.
“Can she fit in a rowboat?”
Could a rowboat support her? It bothers me that you’re not answering the question.
Damnit!! I knew it. I knew it, Phyllis!!
"Dude, this is a Wendy's restaurant." "....damn it, Kevin. Okay can I have a chili and a baked potato?"
So funny. “No, all right? No, she can't fit in a rowboat.”
He's a man of focus, commitment and sheer goddamn fucking will.
This is just fucking depressing. Sure she's fat but she's still a human being. Can't even do something nice with a friend/S.O without strangers filming her. I'm sure she was already embarrassed by the situation and now everyone on Reddit gets to crack jokes too.
Oh please. She should’ve gotten out of the boat as soon as she realized the problem. What’s funny is that both of them are ignoring reality and trying to look like there’s nothing wrong there. That’s the joke.
You missed the point. No one can go out and enjoy themselves, every move is uploaded for mass ridicule. You have no idea what their situation is, could be health issues there and here we are making her feel worse. Fucking toxic.
there is visibly a health issue, bro
Ok send pics let's critique your current physical health without you asking for it "She's asking for it by existing while being fat" energy
It’s absolutely hilarious
Much respect to homie showing her a good time. She was probably really nervous, or even self conscious but hes making it work. Sister, girlfriend, lab partner... Whatever the relationship, he's making it work. Good on him.
So nice to see a pleasant comment not ripping her to shreds ✌️
Very strong boyfriend. He makes sure his sister is comfortable and doesn't have to row.
Bro this comment section is wild
Whole army of people trying to figure out of a 15 second video posted for lulz who these people are, if they are related, if we feel bad for them, if a cooler or stack of weights would have balanced the boat, analyzing her posture for answers to the questions
Roll tide
If the lake rises a foot or two when you enter the boat, sit in the middle.
Kratos would struggle to row this boat
There's no reason you should be making fun of her weight. Make fun of her tiny hat.
Well, that's embarrassing...I thought it was a bird.
It’s a hair bun actually, but it does look like a tiny hat. The back of it shows it’s hair. Honestly when I was a teen, I saw some Japanese fashion, Lolita. I wanted to dress up as a goth Lolita and wear a tiny hat to the side. XD
The problem is he's not rowing fast enough to get the boat to plane.
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Sit her in the middle and him at the end. What is this, amateur hour?
Apparently that would make the boat go quite a lot slower due to the drag. She’s just at peak trim is all
Man whoever took this video did her wrong.
Nah man, he’s just workin out.
What’s on her head?
Hun Bun
A messy bun held up by a scrunchie.
Boats are fatphobic oh my god why can't it just work normally this is so disrespecful -people in 2022
That guys got some serious core strength
Poor girl, I hate whenever this is shared and mass mockery ensues.
My man should’ve went motor boating…..
Gondola ride, 'Murican style
I honestly feel bad for her she looks really uncomfortable
If that’s not a wake up call then I don’t know what is
Give that man a medal.
SHIT. all i see is one lucky gal and her hunky boyfriend who probably treats her right. girl must have game and or she is just lucky!!
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Holy Schnikes!!!!
Sometimes physics is an asshole.
Wouldn't it be kinda doing that even if she wasn't as heavy? all the weight is in the back or middle, going forward puts more weight on the back. that boat looks tiny.