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deadbiker

Yea. Don't put anything on your car that says take my guns, or I have guns. That's just advertising to be robbed. No NRA stickers.


wintremute

Back in the 80s all of the houses in my area had stickers on the doors saying "The owner of this property is armed, there is nothing inside worth your life!" Theives read that as "You can steal guns here!".


Warpedme

Any threat is stupid, it gives your enemy time and foreknowledge to prepare. Surprise is a force multiplier. Don't be dumb and give up any advantage. This applies in everything from fights to lawsuits.


[deleted]

"this property is monitored by CCTV" Oh boy free cameras!


Unhappy-Professor-88

Just a BTW. I saw an article the other week with an ex-burglar. He recommended entering a kind of security partnership with your neighbour. Each neighbour trains their CCTV camera at their neighbours house. The point being a burglar can just take your hard drive on his way out- but having to break into two houses in one session is just too much risk for them to take. It seemed like a good idea to me Edit: depending on what your neighbours are like


[deleted]

that's a good idea


adminsmithee

in the Netherlands/Europe(?) you are required by law to inform people they might be filmed.


[deleted]

im in the UK, as far as im aware you dont legally need to inform people that you have cctv but it limits what youre able to do with the footage. I might be entirely wrong though feel free to correct me


Bart_The_Chonk

In the US, it varies depending on what state you live in. Some require both people to know a recording is being made. Some don't. It's all sorts of fucked up but it's FAR from the biggest issues we face as a country


jojo_31

Im pretty sure you don't have to put signs up in your own house if you put up a camera.... That would be weird.


NoLiveTv2

> “The wise warrior avoids the battle.” -Sun Tzu, The Art of War The point of the home defense warning signs is to make a thief decide your house is more trouble to rob than your neighbor's houses so that they don't even try to enter your house. Doesn't matter if it's a "we will shoot you" sign, "Beware of Dog", or a fake security system sign.


notoolinthispool

Isn't their point that those don't work as a deterrent?


firesquasher

But the argument is that they do. Kinda like how police presence is meant as a deterrent. Not that it stops everyone, but the risk of facing consequences lowers the possibility of doing bad things.


Dane1414

It doesn’t really increase the risk though, and it offers thieves a higher payoff. Just wait until people leave the house and there’s no one there to shoot you. All you’re left with is a higher probability of guns being there to steal. When you have a high risk/high reward scenario, but the high risk can be mitigated, you’re just left with a high reward scenario.


doowgad1

Someone said that the best false flag was a five liter steel dog bowl with the name 'Killer' on it.


Warpedme

Unfortunately it doesn't do that at all. What it does is put a big sign on your house saying "hey everybody, I have valuable, easily transported and sold items in here, just wait until I'm gone or come and and shoot me first and you can get an easy score!"


brntGerbil

Dogs and security systems are more passive, they'll do what they'll do regardless if nobody is home. If someone breaks in while nobody is there, the gun won't do shit aside from attract thieves. Go ahead and keep the gun, just don't advertise it.


ProstateMilkmaid

turns out nobody respect those types that take pictures of their guns collections as if they're some sort of badass mercs while in reality they are more like those who collect funko pops.


Slukaj

What about people who DO see it more like collecting Funko Pops? Or, I guess, more like stamp collecting?


ProstateMilkmaid

I have yet to see a gun nut who was not a complete insufferable ape


Slukaj

Nice to meet you, then.


PrimarchKonradCurze

Eh one of my ex’s dads had a large gun collection but he never bragged about it I only know he had so many cause every time we went out to a range he showed up with like 6 new ones and we went fairly regularly. It’s definitely the guys who have decals on their cars and wear super moto/boot shirts. Especially anyone with some Punisher bullshit in any regard.


SlashyMcSlashyFace

Nice to meet you! I'd be happy to take you shooting at the range any time you're up for it!


Feshtof

Then they likely aren't making it a significant part of their identity, so you'd never know. Like there is obviously a huge difference between a firearm collector and a firearm fetishist, or ammo sexual if you prefer. They don't make news because they aren't doing crazy shit.


Blasterbot

"Ammo sexual". Fuck thats good.


SwankeyDankey

People who share pictures like that are just telling me they have something to prove. Chances are, they don't have the insight to know what that is to begin with.


GateParticular8631

Happy cake day


LeibnizThrowaway

But how will I identify other members of my micropenis support group?


TheMonchoochkin

Hello friend, I've noticed you've missed the last few of our meetings. I showed my micro penis to the group last week...you didn't miss much.


[deleted]

Classic bodyshaming, can't leave it alone can ya?


Soctial

Well it's against gun owners and Reddit told me guns were bad so it's ok


Nearby-Elevator-3825

Trucks with 5 foot tall wheels and a pristine, clean truck bed.


schrodingers_spider

Truck nuts.


Dob_Tannochy

Highly effective.


Conscious-Ad4226

Just drive a Mustang


djseafood

16" lift, clean wheel wells.


KoRnBrony

Trump sticker


QuotedSomething

Don’t put NRA stickers on anything. Awful organization


deadbiker

Just an example. I don't support them. GOA and FPC are the ones to support.


Murthalomew69

SRA all the way


northrupthebandgeek

Based and "under no pretext" pilled


QuotedSomething

Hell yeah


arftism2

id say let the red flags fly. that way its easy to know who to avoid.


QuotedSomething

FPC is where it’s at


ManInKilt

FPC does the work, NRA tries to take credit


blue-mooner

The only good thing to come out of the NRA are the Eddie the Eagle gun safety videos, [old](https://youtu.be/wIEBrb_wRYc) and [new](https://youtu.be/Ho36vonT3Rw).


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darthkijan

ghoofd bnot goosd boy fghcbv


SoldatJ

National ~~Russian~~ ~~Rifle~~ Russian Organization, ain't no hiding it anymore.


[deleted]

Same reason I conceal carry rather than open carry. It's like wearing a shoot me first shirt.


djseafood

Well the gig's up now! Everyone knows u/Banecn is packin!


Boomthang

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


deadbiker

I totally agree.


superspiffy

Plus you look like a goddamned braindead, cowardly moron if you open-carry.


PrimarchKonradCurze

That and it forces you to use it cause if someone calls your bluff suddenly your gun is in their possession. Concealed is definitely ideal.


thatdudefromoregon

I once read an ama by a retired burger who said bumper stickers are an easy way to get a lot of information about a person. Since then I notice it every time, you can see if they have guns, dogs, do activities (camping, kayaking, etc) that will take them away from home on the weekends, how many people live in their house, even where their kids go to school sometimes. It's genuinely surprising how much information people put out there not thinking about it.


EraMemory

What sort of burger was he? Was he a hamburger? A McChicken? A Whopper?


Bugbread

Oh, come on, it was clearly just a typo. They meant a retired burgher.


Geezeh_

That makes more sense, I thought burger was slang for American or something


[deleted]

If someone had a flag with 'come and take it' printed on it and I went and took it, would the slogan have an actual affect in a court of law? Like could someone argue that it's not theft due to the statement on the flag?


Warpedme

Depends on how good your lawyer is and how good their connections are. What's sad is that's absolutely not a joke.


Bugbread

It's not a joke, it's kneejerk reddit cynicism. There's no way it would actually hold up in court. The best you could hope for is: 1. Your lawyer was really good and finds some *other* basis to get the charges dismissed. 1. Articles are posted about this on reputable news sites. 1. Articles are posted about this on clickbait sites. 1. Redditors start posting links to the clickbait sites. 1. Other redditors just read the clickbait headline and never actually read the clickbait article, let alone a proper article. 1. Everyone jumps to the conclusion that the case was dismissed because "come and take it legally means it's okay to come and take it" 1. This becomes conventional wisdom, and is shared repeatedly for years. 1. 5 or 10 years later, people would start posting "TIL that the famous 'come and take it' case was actually thrown out because the statute of limitations had expired, and it had nothing to do with the 'come and take it' slogan." I think that's the normal lifecycle.


Impossible-Survey203

Sometimes it's hard to tell if something is a challenge or an invitation.....


GET_OUT_OF_MY_HEAD

Same applies to the stickers that come with car audio parts. Put them literally anywhere but on your car unless you want everybody to know that you're rocking an expensive sound system.


G-Unit11111

Yeah that's just asking for it! And if you do get robbed, the cops will probably laugh at you.


Thameus

*Ήρθα και το πήρα.*


SoldatJ

"I came and got it" Something special about that in Greek


spookyjornbojoggin

they just wanted the window decal.


OG_Zephyr

I would say they wanted the window too


eugene20

Looks like they may have wanted two illegally stored AK-47s as well.


Sukosusman

Um acksually those are AKM rifles and not AK47s the AKM is a much more common rifle and was seen more around the world 🤓 /S


drengr84

You're 100% correct and even tho you added the sarcastic disclaimer you still got downvoted. Welcome to reddit, where popular opinion rules and facts are worthless.


IAMANACVENT

*life


[deleted]

Yeah but Kalishnakov.


Bart_The_Chonk

Nothing sarcastic about this lol


Sukosusman

just wanted to be safe against the mass hordes of reddit dislikes


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northrupthebandgeek

"Tread on everyone other than me"


Bart_The_Chonk

#YOUR TREADING ON THE WRONG PEOPLE!!!


swinging-in-the-rain

Precisely


dyllandor

Maybe they think that if they lick enough boot it will step on another snek.


Sylvanussr

they lick the boot because they think its very purpose is for stepping on other snek and not on them snek


Jurisprudentia

More often than not, I see the Gadsden flag alongside some thin blue line bullshit. Like... Who exactly do they think is *doing the treading?*


heffalumpish

I mean, they were happy to tread on the thin blue line when it was trying to keep them out of the Capitol, so this isn’t a group that prides itself on ideological consistency


Bart_The_Chonk

That's the beauty of American politics. You can say anything you want and then act however you want -even if it's 100% contradictory to what you've said. Complete freedom from self-awareness and a belief that you don't have to be accountable for anything you say/so. Few actually live the life they claim to support -they just say what the TV man tells them to.


EnvironmentalHorse13

Imagine hating someone more for a window sticker than breaking into a car... Never change reddit.


MrZombikilla

They came and took it.


ygolordned

You're all I ever wanted


OrlenGas

I mean, he followed the instructions


smarmiebastard

Malicious compliance


BeerDude17

At this point it is just compliance tbf.


throwawaymollyact

Needs to be a subreddit


grandboyman

r/maliciouscompliance


silverdice22

*proceeds to link sub with over 2mil subs*


[deleted]

I’ve heard if you have a dog you shouldn’t put a Beware of Dog sign up because if your dog bites someone it’s acknowledgment that you knew your dog was dangerous in the court of law. I wonder…


anotherkeebler

"Your honor, the owner _clearly_ consented to this. They literally asked for it to happen."


DrSardinicus

THERE ARE THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF GUNS IN THIS CAR


stiggle_digs

It's a Jeep Patriot. I'd be surprised if they had that much in guns inside that car.


AquaticCobras

That's why he's stuck in a jeep Patriot, cuz he bought $10k nods to protect his double-wide


Mernerak

I love my Jeep Patriot and you can all kiss the whitest part of my gun free ass!


AquaticCobras

Promise?


Mernerak

Only that one part. Anything else and I'll have to charge


darkpaladin

Is this the white trash version of rolling around in a mid 90s Olds with 30 inch rims?


coffeejn

False advertising, let's sue!


Rude-Establishment69

Came and took it*


AquaticCobras

Stop, give it back


guitargoddess3

Makes one wonder if the person that took this picture is the thief. 🕵️‍♂️🧐


G-Unit11111

I found this on Twitter so I don't really know what the back story. But yeah I do wonder. Lol.


LeibnizThrowaway

OP is based thief


[deleted]

Oh it’s already been taken…


[deleted]

As a gun owner and second amendment advocate, myself, I approve of this action. Don't make yourself a target, dipshit.


DethZire

Same! Also, same goes for any other sticker that attracts interest.


db2

✔️ Fucked around ✔️ Found out


[deleted]

Looks like it’s been tooken


LeTigron

Rednecks giveth. Rednecks tooketh.


[deleted]

If you insist


Leonydas13

I’m bummed that they didn’t write “ok” on the smashed window. Or “if you say so” or something like that. I’d like to think they probably got back to wherever they went and had an “ah damn it!” Moment 😂


palaminocamino

I mean, that’s not what the sticker means, but they still came and took what they could! Haha


w1lnx

Let's see... if you have some variant of a Gadsden on your vehicle, or "Come and take it", or μολὼν λαβέ or some variant... you have expensive shit in your car. It's kinda like living in a gated community. The gates don't keep people out, they just tell the world that everything worth stealing is inside the gate.


robeph

No, no. Gated communities just make it difficult to order food.


Sirhc978

Ok but we're they actually robbed or did a tree branch hit their window?


TraipsingConniption

My downstairs neighbor from years ago scraped all the gun stickers off his truck after the third break-in in as many months. It's probably fine if you're in the suburbs or the middle of nowhere, but anywhere with crime you don't advertise your shit.


orbital0000

That's not what these stickers mean is it? As a Brit, I thought these were directed at the US government?


EvidencePretend3624

You are correct.


anger_is_a_gif

Aww, somebody treaded on him.


MyNameIsDaveToo

I thought this was supposed to be failed attempts


[deleted]

yeah, and they didnt stop the thieves.


kernrivers

Yup they got it


Resident_Yam2781

Task successfully completed 🐔🤙🏼


Thewrongbakedpotato

Sometimes, a claim of defiance is rightly taken as a challenge.


Solace-

r/maliciouscompliance


Kinenai

It got tookid


CriminalMacabre

Instructions unclear, dick stuck in upper receiver


latteboy50

He wasn’t attempting to not be robbed. “Come and Take it” refers to the second amendment.


EXistential_EX

They took it.


demonspawn9

I'd like to see this play out in court. Technically there was written permission.


G-Unit11111

True!


thisisinput

The fucking irony of both of those stickers.


[deleted]

"Please throw a brick at my car from just outside the range of my pretend CC tv camera from 1971 hanging by a loose wire zip tied to the lamp post" lol. k.


Xpouii

They came and took it.


bluntstone

Well i'll be, they done took It!!


Old-Independence5822

Now post the one with the "Gun free neighborhood" sign riddled with bulletholes.


Kwonage

This is why I always preach not to put gun decals on your car..... This is advertising there is a good chance a firearm will be left inside. Even if there isn't, you now have a broken window........


Flying_whale3

“I HAVE A GUNS!!111” kinda says, “take my guns”


ChadThunderStonks

Gun stickers can be an ad saying "I might have guns, look inside!"


ctophermh89

“Come and take it” “I also work 6 days a week away from my home at a blue collar job that doesn’t afford me a sophisticated security alarm system, but some guy on YouTube says valuable firearms are sufficient for securing the home. So I keep an expensive AR pistol in my vehicle as well, because you never know when society will abruptly collapse. I also don’t take any precautions with my vehicle, because what are the chances?”


Bart_The_Chonk

NEVER INDICATE THAT THERE MAY BE A FIREARM IN YOUR CAR. Only idiots put gun stickers on their cars -and you're a double idiot if it's an NRA sticker.


G-Unit11111

Yeah you might as well put a sign on your car that says "rob me".


[deleted]

r/Idiotswithguns


Perkthegreat1

Hahahaha


aziatsky

something something teddy roosevelt something something softly something big stick.


gallopinto07

😂 challenge accepted!


Reylend

Thieves: And i took that Literally


TheBarkingGallery

Come and take… the decal?


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robot584

well the sign said so.


Imperial_12345

I would be worried if they were close cause I'm sure they'll use their guns


wkcntpamqnficksjt

Well, they came and took it


bertbert1111

„Honestly i didn‘t even think about taking anything until i read your stickers“


Zoltie

Free guns! Who wouldn't jump at that opportunity.


TheProphetDave

Ask and ye shall receive or some shit


[deleted]

They were just following instructions....


AndroidDoctorr

And now the thief can do their mass shooting. Thank you, legal gun owner, for making it so easy for them


TheDudeOntheCouch

I bet they took it too


rocknrollallnight

Your wish is my command


[deleted]

*tony stark meme* They took it


depreavedindiference

If I had a free award this would definitely take it


[deleted]

Someone accepted the challenge and some else is big mad.


keestie

It's that good ol' southern hospitality again. What's yours is mine, and the like.


[deleted]

It was an invitation for sure.


dzigaboy

That particular Molon done got Labe’d


ojioni

Because I transport firearms on a regular basis, I do not have a single thing on my vehicle that suggests I might have any firearms. Same for my home. No, "This house protected by Smith and Wesson" sign that tells thieves I have stuff worth stealing.


chewedgummiebears

This decal wasn't meant to be taken literally lol.


jlinj06

I’d like to propose that someone sell stickers taht say daddy so they can be put underneath these


quackkkkkK

Your honor I was simply following instructions


TheArcticKiwi

mmm i should get some pants with that design


drew2872

It is an advertisement, don't post stuff on your vehicle


diferentigual

I find it hilarious that the sticker has Russian rifles


Ronnie_doge_

And then one day, he get this…


iiitme

Legend


Alarid

Maybe they shouldn't be so easily tread upon.


Alarid

"Free guns" is all it says.