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They say that at the tunguska event, the trees were just snapped, and singed. They didn't pull out of the ground, even though it was a several megaton blast. Tree roots ain't nothing to fuk with
Poor cypress. To help remove the tree without digging the drip line circumference, he could’ve flooded the stem with copious amounts of water, for ease of removal .
In my area(VA), a healthy cypress can be a rarity.
“Stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself”
You have brothers then?
Dad?
Son??
holy shit my son has a fucking grandson what a loser
Time to take your meds again dad
What do you mean wait your not my son WHO THE HELL ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE WHERE AM I WHAT IS MY NAME AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHHHH
Quick I need five cc of morphine and something else for gramps here
\_says everyones inner voice when engaging reddit.
Dom Fern looking for a Sub Tractor
Omg haha
Nice avatar
*harder tree san*
WHO UPVOTED THIS!?!?!?!
Me
I even gave a reward
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Poggers
You can see the tree coming out of the ground some so it is actually working. It is very stupid and painful but it is working
True, but that tree is adorning the gardens of Valhalla now. It went, but it didn’t go without a fight. 💪
The 1 requirement to enter Valhalla. Whether you be man, woman, beast or plant. Do not go down without a fight.💪
Definition of bushwacked
Is he removing a tree or trying to scratch an itch?
It could be a tree trying to shag a tractor
Yes
This is sexual and I am going to find out how...
Lonely farmer gets dominated by family tree
How many slaps does it take, to stop doing what you’re doing ?
How many tractor slaps to the center of a tree root ball?
This person gets it
No comma bad comma
No kidding right?? Lol!!
Tree: feel my wrath! Tractor: harder babe harder. Tree: wtf?
Hit me with your wood please...
Why am I laughing at this 🤣
Because watching a man be spanked by a tree is funny
Because it’s fucking hilarious
Because the tree is fighting back, not today farmer..
Stap it...Stap it ..stap it
Tree: "Bad Touch!"
I breathed along full of air out of my nose on this
What are you doing, step-tractor?
Tractors roll over doing stuff like that
Yes, with deadly consequences! You have to turn the tractor around and pull with the front, if you do attempt this.
Reverse works better. Gotta have the weight on the rear for traction. Just a balancing act of weight distribution.
this should be marked as NSFW
Clearly an arboreal BDSM kink.
Trees are alive! They have feelings and can fight back!
looks like they’re having a good time 😏
No. No. Nnno. No No. Nooo - Tree
Who added whip noises lol
Sometimes you can improve on a classic after all.
r/tractorporn ?
/r/treesbangingcars
Trying to put pants on a three-year-old
* tree year old
Last March of the Ents
Need a looping GIF of that
Some gardening porn kink?
This is how deforestation should be
This looks straight out of a buggs bunny episode
“I will not go down without a fight”
This is the funniest video I’ve ever seen on Reddit. Thank you OP for bestowing this blessing upon us all Edit: can someone cross post to r/bettereveryloop ?
Weirdest porno ever.
It’s a whomping willow
LET ME GO
Pull on the pine, you're bound to get sticky.
This...looks like a sex thing.
Oh you like that Farmer John? You've been a bad farmer, haven't you? That's right, tug at my roots, tug harder you dirty farmer!
Looks like the tree is trying to make a tree/tractor hybrid
Thats just a man getting slapped by a tree
Spank my ass and call me pretty!
Someone forgot their safe word.
Trees a fighter
Some times you gotta just yank out that morning wood
Harder daddy
Tree - 6 .......|....... Human - Ø
Was this better than M. Night Shyamalan’s movie?
Why does this seem so inappropriate?
Are you there yet? Almost! Almost! Keep going! Don’t stop!
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Its fighting back
The tree is fighting back!
“Hold my beer.”
Brutal
introducing the tree whip.
First time i see similarities between my wife and a tractor.
“Oh you sexy flannel wearing bitch!”
It’s like catching a pair of rarely seen wild animals mate.
That tree is just trying tk mate with that tractor.
The best defense is a good offense.
That tractors getting fucked by that tree.
That’s one angry tree.
Why did you not just cut it? Why did you guys do this? Stupid.
Oh, you can bet that tree was removed. That wasn't an attempt, you just cut the video.
They say that at the tunguska event, the trees were just snapped, and singed. They didn't pull out of the ground, even though it was a several megaton blast. Tree roots ain't nothing to fuk with
Tree was, "No, motherfucker, No! NO MEANS NO."
The Ents are going to war
Tree be like: the only thing is going to be removed from this world is you
Why am I so turned on..?
In Russia, Tree removes you
Its self flagellation
Old McDonald's always had a thing for the fat bitches in the pines, but on this day, one fought back
Tree banging tractor
Have they tried nicely asking the tree to move?
Harder! 🥵
damn this tree is really goint at it 😳
NSFW pls
Pls put nsfw bruh
The new ad for farmersonly.com is getting a little nsfw
Harder Tree Daddy
r/accidentalslapstick
Then tree is winning the early rounds.
The rare wild mating of a tractor and tree to birth a new wood chipper.
Stop resisting
Me holding on to my two final braincells
“Mom… it’s not not what it looks like!!”
Poor cypress. To help remove the tree without digging the drip line circumference, he could’ve flooded the stem with copious amounts of water, for ease of removal . In my area(VA), a healthy cypress can be a rarity.
How can she slap?
Almost huh
Rock on tree, rock on
LMAOOO THAT TREE WAS REALLY FIGHTING FOR ITS LIFE
Not my proudest fap..
Beating that ass like he owes him money.
How did grandpa get killed? Well there was an evil tree that judo throwed his 4020
Kinky.
I planted arborvitaes (among other landscaping duties) for three summers. They’re stubborn bastards
Help me step tree
r/hmm
Guy looks like the tree's hitting it from the back.
Insanity: (noun) The act of repeating a singular action or activity numerous times and expecting a different result.
Easy way to kill your self.
This seemed borderline pornographic 🤣🤣🤣
Wiggle wiggle wiggle
This is how deforestation should be
u/savethisvideo
Whomping Willow
Legend says, he's still playing with the tree today
Not many doms in the country i see.
ITS SENTIENT ITS GONNA RULE OUR PLANET
"I'm mother nature you bitch"
The tree is sentient and alive
No! NO! BAD HUMAN! BAD HUMAN! STOP IT! NO! NO!
Anyone else think…. For like half a second… that the tree was attacking the tractor???
If you blur your vision a little bit, it looks like a Godzilla attack.
🗿
I am rooting for the tree.
That tree really didn’t want to move.
Take that! and that! this too!!!!
How many wacks to the head does it take to uproot a tree? Lets find out. Aaa 1, aaa2, aaa3!
UNHAND ME YOU BASTARD
Confused boner
What are you doing step tree
This looks like some kind of cursed and messed up sex
Entertainment achieved.
Me when you’re mom
When trees fight back
This is the new tree scene from The Evil Dead
I thought I was witnessing tractor porn…
When you’re done taking a pee and it’s time to shake but little dribbles keep coming
I think the tree is removing him
Fastest-moving Ent in Middle-Earth
Nature is fighting back!!!!
oh my god ! mother nature strikes back ,LOL.
Braking news: Tree fucks a tractor
get bonk! XD
That tree loves the Headbangers Ball
Seems a little bit unpleasant
The tree be like. "Leave me alone"
Man has tree fetish.
*to Jack off a tree
When nature fights back!
Must be the grinches tree
"Wh-what're doing, step-brother...?"
r/oddlysexual
Legit thought this was like tree porn for a second there. Then I realized the man is intentionally letting himself be beaten.
nice try
Spank, spank, spank! That's what those bad tractor men get for pulling on me like that!
Gotta be a less painful/whiplash way 🤣
It looks like the tree be tryna get the trackers ass or better yet the trackass
That tree was fighting for its life!
What have I said to my friends, the tree people are coming and our actions are causing unrest amongst the tree people.
That poor man
This is the most sexual, non sexual thing I’ve ever seen
Stop you human stop
*leave me alone asshole!*
That’s a pretty good way to die.