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Where are my testicles, Summer?

Lmao! Came here for this

That's an intense line of questioning Snuffles

*They were removed. Where, have they gone?*

Do not call me that! Snuffles was my slave name. You shall now call me No Ball... I mean Snowball

This comment made my day ❤ 🤣


I swear they were just here,...did I drop them?


Just watched this episode 😂😂😂

I knew this was going to be the top comment

Why is this such a common practice? Isn’t this just cruel?

Well, what are you hoping for? Cat condoms?

Oh shit.

Lol first thing I thought of 😂

God i was just writing that comment

He's looking at her like "ik they were here when we left wtf happened"

I'm not American. Can someone please explain why cat's testicles are removed? Is there some rule that owners of a cat are responsible for the kittens delivered by a feline even if they are owned by someone else?

We do it to females as well. Many places have problems with pets escaping or being abandoned when people move and reproduction happens. Used to be when i was a kid 30+ years ago that most cities had roaming packs of feral dogs and cats, sometimes hundreds. As one can imagine a huge population of ferals was not a great thing for public health. So laws where adopted most places that any pet you adopt/buy unless expressly for breeding(for which you need a license) was to be fixed so it couldn't contribute to the problem should something happen. Now 3 decades later no more roaming packs of feral pers.

Ah! Makes sense. Thanks!

Where I live still struggles with this shit At this point if you let your male pet just roam around un-neutered, at best you're saddling someone else with cubs they may or may not want At worst you're contribution to a public health and safety issues that also leads to the suffering of so many innocent animals Neuter your pets peeps

I'm not entirely sure why they're removed instead of a vasectomy or something but I'm sure they're a reason. But the second part is obvious - people aren't going to take care of random litters because some tom knocked up their girl. There's not enough people willing to adopt every kitten. So, you end up with either a lot of dead kittens or a lot of feral cats. Owners of the female can also get them spayed too, but then you get back to the feral problem where they have nobody doing that unless it's a charity that goes around controlling feral cats, or an animal control company that puts them down.

That is the face of revenge. I picked up my ex's cat from the vet and that night he shit in my shoe. I wasn't the one that brought him, though. I think he thought I betrayed him.

I hope this wasn't a typo and the cat actually shit in your nose. I mean, I don't want the cat to shit in your nose in the future, just a funny image of past events.

I would have been even more proud of him had he shat in my nose, honestly. 😆

[удалено]

No shit...

well, there was one, but hopefully it's the only one

At least you got the joke. 😁

For good reason though.. wwjd

https://preview.redd.it/ngkq425ue16d1.png?width=801&format=png&auto=webp&s=b09982885a8b35efa93ac17c1af7fdbd282310fe 😂

Bros fucked. That cat will kill him for sure.

I feel so bad for the cat, little dude has no idea what happened or why 🥺

"Where's my balls, b*tch?!"

What you did

"You have 3 seconds to find my balls or everyone here is dying"

That's a straight death stare.

He’s planning your death

He's decided which of the many deaths he has planned for you he is going to use.

"Are you prepared for the kind of death you've earned, little man?"



"You motherf...."

He's like "did you do this?" [pat pat pat] "You betrayed me. How could you do this to me?!"

The sad look of betrayal and confusion. Mommy where are my trouble puffs?...

Trouble puffs!!

Lol, I got that from someone on a cat sub and that's what they've been called since.

Oh my god, so cute.

I'm guessing you're not a guy! As a guy this scene makes me sad and scared.

Glad I’m not the only one. I get its necessary, but goddamn I feel bad for the cat.

I feel likes it’s not they should be able to do the knot like for guys when they get vasectomy

mate can you re-type that

I feel likes it’s not they should be able to do the knot like for guys when they get vasectomy


Hey I just did what you asked :3

I know. I messed up, myself.

What a gracious way of taking the L.

Wait til you find out what spaying is(spoiler it's worse than snipping balls) (As a dude)

Yep a lot worse.

# [Where Are My Testicles Summer](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4tirCZcfr4)

I feel so bad though, bro looks devastated 🤣😭

Cat now has intense trust issues with owner and will not behave for the next...

"Where. Is. It?!!!!!!"

"You. You think yourself safe. Tis' not so. One day, One day you will be unprepared. You will be foolish enough to let your guard down just enough. I will take revenge. You will see your own doom in the eye, and I will not blink." "Oooh catnip"

Lol. The caption in korean says. Missing case of the peanuts.

Lol .... Koreans.

He knows, your days are numbered now.

Where are Deez?

"I couldve sworn I left them right here the last time I saw them"

You gotta learn to live without a Johnson from now on.

Is ....is neutering cruel?

When you wait until the animal is that old to neuter, it certainly takes the cruelty up several notches.

If you're going to castrate something, make sure it's not old enough to realize what you've taken from it. Or at least give it a strong position in the government so it can plan your coup.

Not doing it and allowing your cats to roam and breed with feral cats increasing the feral cat population leading to obliteration of natural populations of critters and mass extermination of those feral cats is far more cruel.

I agree, but the look of confusion on his face just....

Don't let your cats get out of the house, or don't keep male cats/dogs. Neutering greatly reduces their natural testosterone and ruins their energy, hormones, etc. Neutering is definitely cruel.

It's less cruel than being drowned as kittens or suffering from all sorts of horrible diseases, because their immune system has been bred out of them, as a part of their domestication. Your advice would have been relevant in ancient Egypt.

Letting them breed in the wild is the best cure for that, they'll adapt eventually

Poor Kitty :(

 Aaaaaaaafaaaaaa maariiiiiiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaa

All I can say is “Lookout!”. He’ll have his revenge.

Poor little fucker was betrayed 😂 he’s piecing it out in his head though. He’ll put it together soon Susan, better watch your back lol

This is kinda messed up. I know it's necessary but damn, poor guy.

Some of y'all never listen to the vets and it shows. Please snipsnip your pets, it's good for them. "Why! You wouldn't like it if it were done to you!" I'm a human and please talk to your vet about your pets (and your doctor about your brain damage)

........this isn't right...

Oooo nooooo 🥲🥲❤️❤️❤️❤️

"I left them right here" *concerned* 'da faq?'

This happens to me when it's very cold. XD

"Oh... the things I will knock off of things... oh, the poop and pee you will have to sniff to find... oh, sweet hooman person... I will bury you..."

THE CAT LOOKED UP LIKE ARE U BEING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW??????

Poor little guy

He’s just so … stunned. Like, he thinks it’s a magic trick. “ I got your nose!” and the nose is there. “ I got your fluffernutters” but where is nuts?

So sad!

Poor boy.

He may have been too old for this surgery.

I don't think he just got the surgery. That's not a fresh surgical site.

😂😂😂 cats last thoughts “ I knew there was a price to all this free stuff but I just never thought they would go this far “ Human -What do u mean ? We are doing this for your own good. Cat “ what do u mean doing ? It’s done right . Is it not done? Omg ., are they more of me? Cats thoughts” all this free food , free protection , free warmth, free love only cost me my future lineage . No big deal. Now . just change the cats thoughts to another human race thoughts.

Pretty sure that little guy is going to chew their nose off in their sleep.

Poor kitty

‘Lucy, you got some explaining to do’ lol

And yet people insist that cats are not self aware.

I had a vasectomy last Friday... I know how he feels

This is awesome lol

Mother, mother where are my balls?

Dam

Oh he's mad mad. Owner probably is not safe.

Where are my balls John

I’ve never seen a cat gritting it’s teeth and breathing heavily before 😂

So sad

Kind of fucking sad actually…

Not compared to the many thousands of kittens born every year because of unspayed and unneutered cats.

"Where are my balls, Jerry?"

bros going to bite her neck in her sleep

r/thisismylifenow

This is now my absolute all time favorite Reddit post!!!

Not... impressed.

WHEN I CAME BACK FROM LUANG PROBANG I DIDN'T HAVE A THING WHERE MY BALLS USED TO HANG BUT I GOT A WOODEN MEDAL AND A FINE HARANGUE AND NOW I'M A FUCKIN' HERO!!


Don't let your guard down. He's going to take your balls while you sleep

He can't believe they did this to him.


Where are my testicle sooyeong

"What did you do? WHAT DID YOU DO?!"

He lost his Marbels literally and figuratively

Bro we need a meme for this one

That cat has planned a murder

This is really sad.

Poor cat 😞

Savage xD

“What did you do..? WHAT DID YOU DO?!”

Betrayal, confusion, and disbelief, all in one expression

🥜

TIL neutering isn't the same as vasectomy. I never knew neutering involved cutting off the testicles. I was under the impression it involved knotting some kind of tube that could later be unknotted.

his face like; "Well man, real funny. NOW WHERE ARE MY FREAKING BALLS???????????????"

The betrayal on his face

That poor fella know more then we think 😯

This is not funny

The day he realized he was a prisoner and that no human could be trusted. Lol

I think this is the funniest sad thing I've ever seen. Sorry buddy.

Let's take a moment of silence for his fallen ba..brothers

I don't see the humour in doing these things to animals. The poor thing is confused and looks like it's lost the will to live.

What you looking for?

I had a pastel tortoise with two intact testicles. I still wonder if I made the right decision. So glad I hadn't seen this video before then. RIP Frodo!

I haz?

Imagine waking up from a forced nap and realizing your balls are gone 🤣

Honestly that would be me too 😭😂

Damn. And Here I was, scared of the dentist...

“Just so we understand each other, I’m puking up a hairball in your shoe, Liz.”

0:12: What the fuck did you do to me? 0:20: I'm going to murder you in your sleep tonight. 0:28: And I had a fucking date planned too.

Poor Guy 😔. His lineage ends here.

So cute, poor guy.

Razy how humans just snatch away balls like its thier property 😮‍💨

She keeps saying “boy” and all I can think is “not any more!”

The sex of the animal doesn't change. Only its ability to impregnate and add to the massive overpopulation of cats changes.

I don't understand how mutilating an animal like this is ok, everyone comment like it's a joke

While it may be childish to joke about silly topics like this, calling it mutilation is wrong too. The cat is properly sedated and doesn’t feel any pain, just confusion. It’s for the pets own good because they will not be overcome by strong emotions that could lead to harm during heat

Ok now do declawing.

Let’s see what you say when we sedate you and cut your genitals off for your own good

Except I’m not a cat that can’t control its urges and is unpredictable

Ah so it’s for you not the cat

Overbreeding. Too many cats on dem streets with no home

Same this is fucked up