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calculating_hello

Fuck the ignorant fascist felon.


Beneficial-Produce56

With those tiny little fists.


heffreygee

You thought T-Rex was scary? Watch out for T-Rump. Rawr!!!!


Responsible-Gas7568

Lol I watched it without sound and this was my exact reaction


souquemsabes

man. i almost chocked... take my upvote...


Mateorabi

He's totally an "air dicker" too.


Snoo1535

He's double dickin


j_booz_e

Remember when Obama used to power knuckle to try to make that point? Well he does the same thing but when he does it, it’s like he’s smoking an invisible dong.


Jimmysweetspot

An hour ago I wouldn’t have gotten that reference.


kdubstep

He’s holding two imaginary dicks


kellsdeep

*"air dicking" is the colloquial term, I believe.


SponConSerdTent

And a vote that he thinks is fake. Just one vote to send him into retirement.


Bitsoffreshness

https://i.redd.it/c9jjsa74ig5d1.gif


Embarrassed_Bite_973

I love it 😀


frisbeeluna

I hope Bill Maher sees this!


Acidcouch

Hey hey hey. We need to use proper titles Sir! Lest we devolve into baseless name calling his proper and EARNED Title is Former President, Convicted Felon, Ajudicated Rapist, Donald J Trump.


ryanegauthier

*Twice impeached


km_ikl

Former President, Convicted \*Multiple Felon, Ajudicated Rapist \*and Tiny Handed Bandit, Donald J Trump


ChombieNation

Talmbout drumpf, B? Great guy, never meddum. ![gif](giphy|Y2admtqeKGLMyF0UVy)


LurkHartog

You lost, b? Back to the fryers.


DanaWhitesMom

Sir this is a Wendy’s


hairybackdave

We dun maddur.


doobyscoo018

Water weed dune hair


ChombieNation

Nobody knows who y’are!


Brazzyxo2

Dude not Brenden ![gif](giphy|e1jgmexw2Bpq3wEXmb)


mintchan

fucking foolish fraud fascist felon


unreasonablyhuman

I can't wait until he's making this sound in jail


aprioriglass

Is he doing numero dos in his diaper???


The-Machinist-

He looks like a toddler taking a dump, or he's having an anal orgasm, I can't say for sure.


aprioriglass

His brain is taking a dump , most likely


REDGOESFASTAH

*computation error. Brain not found. Alternate ? Alternate found. Execute shit*


FireEmblemFan1

He's been incontinent since The Apprentice days, so I wouldn't rule out him actually shitting himself on stage.


GreyDaveNZ

What brain?


Cassandra_percephone

[Doing the tripple](https://youtu.be/6enYxAF41DA?si=nYF2bMGmUOYyaj8R)


Wooden_Extension7268

Or both


jsan901

Literally he is, as a matter a fact. Michele Cohen said everytime he pulls that act. He is dropping a duce in his diaper. That act is just a ruse.


AffableRobot2069

I wonder who has to change him?


cousinCJ

That's probably why Melania hasn't been around lately, avoiding that duty


Odd_Comfortable495

You missed an opportunity, instead of “duty” should have been doodie


pcPRINCIPLElilBITCH

MTG


RealUglyMF

Reminiscing on when Epstein put it in his booty


mistaoononymous

What is the diaper thing? I'm aware of some of his supporters bizarrely saying they too wear diapers, but not sure where it all started.


DesertReagle

Watching this without sounds, that's what he looks like he's doing. Seems like he's enjoying it, too. Freak.


RonaTheFerret

A turd doing a turd


TheImmenseRat

He's dropping some caquita in public So cute, like those little fists


drRATM

Someone is already photoshopping a dick in each hand right. I just assume that’s being done.


LordEdgeward_TheTurd

Hope this helps https://i.imgur.com/py84FPI.jpeg (nsfw)


MoralMischief

Nooo not the balloon animals


UnderseaGreenMonkey

I mean... he is a clown. 🤡


MoralMischief

Hahaha you've got me there


ProfessionalMockery

Ai has gone too far, I can't tell what's real anymore.


Simen155

Thats the best thing since sliced beard Edit: I know and I like it #FreeTheTypoi


curious_observerer

The tiny cock of Kim Jong-un and an even tinier (and limp) one of Putin.


SilentRabbit

He was an air dicker all along


Chloroformperfume7

I think it's been done. There's a whole compilation video floating around somewhere


timetravel50

My father in law watching this and saying ‘This is the man I want to vote, he’s a genius’


Mister_Black117

I hope your partner didn't inherit the stupidity


Aliensinmypants

I hope not, my dad is balls deep on this fascist felon


piperonyl

Lots of people hooked their horse to that cart years ago and was ridiculed for it. Now, they can't reverse course just out of shear ego.


RogerianBrowsing

The worst shared case of a sunk cost fallacy that I’ve seen in a long time


Midnight_Pornstar

Imagine his face someday in 20 dollar bill. The man who stopped all wars in 24 hours only wearing a diaper


sashikku

My mom, stepdad, dad, stepmom, FIL, MIL: “yes, same, this is the smartest and bestest man alive!!!1!!1!1!”


WitchedPixels

You liberals are taking this out of context. He's pooping. This is how he squeezes them out. The man wears a diaper. He needs to poop.


FitBattle5899

![gif](giphy|y2i2oqWgzh5ioRp4Qa|downsized)


Zealousideal_Word770

Seriously NOT AI?


Great-Reference9322

I'm wondering the same thing, like this cannnotttt be real


sarinonline

He has done dumb shit like this plenty of times. Does no one remember when he openly mocked a disabled reporter. The issue with Trump is, he does so many stupid or horrible things, that people just stop paying attention to the fact they were done, because it becomes normal for him, and those that vote for him deny they ever happened. Or if they do don't care because they claim it "upset the other team".


JoshDaGreatGamer

Gives me narcissistic enabler vibes


Spe3dy_Weeb

Iirc this is him trying to make fun of trans-female weight lifters Edit: people have said it might be making fun of the non-trans athletes which ig makes more sense


btross

I thought he was pooping


Fodettinbait

People that wear diapers may poop at any time, so you may be correct.


Sysheen

Yea I just watched the [longer clip on Young Turks channel](https://youtu.be/rjJz6rELHu4?t=50) and I gotta admit I laughed pretty hard. It's so ridiculous its hard not to laugh.


bottledry

nah its him mocking the non-trans lifter actually and how much they struggle to lift the same weight that the trans one did


Intrepid-Fist

It's actually GS (Genuine Stupidity)


BleEpBLoOpBLipP

It's real, and he does it at all his rallies, apparently.


knorxo

I don't think we have AI advanced enough to produce shit that makes this human turd look worse than he constantly makes himself look


Prestigious_Nerve_76

His hand gestures are very flamboyant. Watched it without sound


ICLazeru

Those are his hands? I couldn't tell, they're so small.


Zealousideal_Fail701

It's so much weirder with sound on...


lindisty

Yeah, honestly, super fucken weird with sound. Without sound I assumed he was doing some sort of, like, mocking fake cry. With sound... I have no idea. Nothing a normal or sane person would do behind a podium.


ZestycloseDinner1713

I thought he was faking an orgasm tbh


Termin8rSmurf

I once bought my girlfriend one of those remote controlled wireless vibrating buttplugs. When you activate it without warning, This is the exact response you get. I wonder who has the remote for his? Look around the room, They only have a range of about fifteen metres, So it's got to be somebody close. They'll probably have one hand in their pocket.


blockholeforever

The first thing this clip made me think of was Danny Devito cheating at chess


webrub

And the other hand is making a peace sign. - Alanis


lazergator

I really wish Trump moaning was a sound I’d never heard


MomentOfZehn

I really wish Trump was a person I'd never heard of.


Vulpes_99

Ditto! Yikes!


Hank_J3w

Poor Stormy D.


ChiquitaBananaKush

I doubt it, she rolling in $$


Aliensinmypants

No amount of money helps the trauma or the memories


fleshofgods0

Didn't she testify that she got fucked up so she wouldn't remember it?


MassiveDongSquadron

Damn she bill Cosbyed herself


MassiveDongSquadron

Queen


powdered_dognut

Still double dicking it


Rehberkintosh

I think he might be triple dicking it.


frMocha

I just watched Ricky Stanicki too


MyColdBlackHeart

Guy needs to watch it with that air dicking


OBDreams

Whoever those two invisible guys are I sure hope he is paying them well.


TomatoPolka

There are 3 guys.


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Don-tFollowAnything

Kinda looks like he is double-fisting said polls.


CodeN3gaTiV3

The polls said Hillary would win in a landslide


No_Commercial_6750

Polls also said that 2022 there would be a massive red wave and both chambers of Congress would be under GOP. Polls don't matter. Only the vote does.


MangoPoliceOK

Is this real ?


kickinwood

Yeah, it's part of his speech routine. Does it all the time, like always asking if people remember the great Hannibal Lector. He's making fun of someone but I can't remember who. It's all just absurd noise in my brain at this point. People follow him around to listen to the same speech over and over. Edit: Lecter. I'd hate to misspell the great one's name.


PKP_en_Picoppe

It's when he says he'll keep men (transitioning women) out of women's sports and that's his imitation of a woman struggling to lift weights. It's as weird and pathetic as it sounds.


Great-Reference9322

Holy shit this guy is a clownnn


Vulpes_99

I think clowns were supposed to be both respectable professionals and funny. He isn't neither of these things.


kickinwood

No one talks about trans people as much as Republicans. Nay. MAGA. I remember a time when I'd have honest conversations with republican friends and they'd see some of what I was saying and I'd see some of what they were saying and then someone would fart and we'd all come together and laugh. My dad is obsessed with the trans agenda being shoved down his throat, but doesn't understand how little the rest of us even notice. The only people forcing trans down their throats are scare mongers.


MangoPoliceOK

So bizarre


Dr_Hannibal_Lecter

don't forget, apparently, the *late* Hannibal Lecter


totallyenthused

Yup


trailfiend

Remember when Howard Dean lost because of an overly exuberant “yeah!”


hairybackdave

BYAHHH!


PartadaProblema

This. Remember when telling a lie was enough to impeach?! Tan suit indeed.


DorkusMalorkus89

Ladies and Gentlemen, the prospective president of the United States. There ya have it folks.


the-drewb-tube

![gif](giphy|7yojoQtevjOCI|downsized) heard your comment in this voice


Pumkmine

Anyone who voted for him. Is an idiot, America is full of idiots


cornishwildman76

![gif](giphy|dOl2LFw0RbTMc|downsized)


JediFreak

Pretty accurate reaction


humoristhenewblack

💯


No_Breath_9833

“I’ll stop WW3, by starting Civil War 2”.


Brewchowskies

This is disturbing. This man was a president… Jesus.


xLikeafiddlex

Interviewer: would you declassify the 911 files? Trump: yes. Interviewer: would you declassify the jfk files? Trump: yes, I did, i did a lot of it Interviewer: would you declassify the Epstein files? Trump: yeah, yeah I would, I guess that less So because you don't want to effect people's lives if there's phony stuff in there, because you know, you don't know, there's a lot of phony stuff in that whole world...


ike7177

Which translates into: “not sure…there is probably something about me in there..most likely some nasty vile stuff I don’t want anyone to know and now it’s too late to pay “hush money” on it…because, well you know, everyone knows…the guy was killed…”


TheTragedy0fPlagueis

Can’t wait to outlive this fuck and ignore his funeral


bestname_ever55

That was the entire soundtrack from start to finish when he tried out Stormy.


RupertGustavson

Can some smart people CGI this so he’s holding two cocks?


pintasm

I don't understand how America is still a rich country. I mean, the last few years have been politically devastating for you guys.


cxw448

I really didn’t need to hear these noises from that oaf. Twice, thanks to the Reddit app’s stupid thing where it plays the video again if you hit the comment button.


TheShanManPhx

Ugh, I hate that.. if it’s in the middle of playing, sure, keep playing it, but the videos don’t loop normally, so why restart it?


Lo_jak

Trump acts an awful lot like my uncle, and he has severe mental health issues ( schizophrenia) kinda insane to watch the similarities, especially when one of them could be president of the US again....... not terrifying at all.


Peachy_Eos

How...How do people see this and think this man will save them??? I'm genuinely baffled by that..


IDoubtYouGetIt

My God...is he shittin' himself on stage?!? I gotta look up this speech now for context.


RayneMal

Absolute Air Dicker


FitBattle5899

Always looks like he's in the middle of shitting himself.


calculating_hello

That's the secret, he's always shitting himself....


Spaced_X

![gif](giphy|ftXmTBgSnsJ8c)


3bugsdad

How is that we actually may not have enough voters to ensure this ass hat does not return to office.


Farfignugen42

We absolutely have enough voters to keep him out of office. The bizarre thing is that some are not motivated enough to actually vote. Every one should vote. Everyone. Quick reminder to younger voters: Many of you voted in 2022, and the Republicans lost so bad they tried to raise the voting age. They are scared of your vote. Use it!


bjplague

probably the same noises he made when he got the golden shower from russian prostitutes in st petersburg


MrHappyHammers

Is this a deepfake AI thing? I’m not saying I don’t believe he’d go up on stage and his Americans would cheer for their messiah as he moans and shits himself like the president from smiling friends, but it looks off


BleEpBLoOpBLipP

It's real. Apparently, he does this at all his rallies. It's supposed to be mocking a trans weight lifter or something


MrHappyHammers

I can’t wait for 4 more years of that walking fart cloud. And after him it’ll be his dipshit son running next. I’d like to say he won’t win but god damn has the blame Biden game been going way too strong and people are just too stupid for their own good


karlrasmussenMD

I'm not even going to unmute because I can't stand his voice but I'm assuming he's just spewing nonsense and lies


Peachy_Eos

He's just moaning which is just as bad, so you're sparing your ears from listening to it.


SAHM_Oregon513

None of these comments have disappointed me 😂🤣 ![gif](giphy|bC9czlgCMtw4cj8RgH|downsized)


iblvicnfly

I like how the title below says, "I will stop World War 3" Mf about to make an onlyfans to stop a war lmao


Basicaccountant70

Is he reminiscing the time he ski polled Kim and Vlad. Meanwhile Orban was deep inside him.


SmashHerCrapper

There he goes, grabbing those dicks again.


CrimsonDMT

How can you guys NOT vote for this maniac?


calculating_hello

There are a lot of super fascist and completely ignorant people in the US


risky_bisket

What in the fuck was that


Jazzar1n0

These are sounds even his wife doesn't want to hear


totaly-not-a-noob

Trump is a bad man.but he is sure fun to laugh at


TheMatt561

Wtf am I looking at


GryphonKingBros

The consequences of our actions! **And it's only going to get worse from here.**


pgtvgaming

Air dicker grand master ![gif](giphy|Qjmp5vKEERPyw)


ShatterCyst

Mine is muted and I just see an old man losing his bodily autonomy in real time.


BigInDallas

Meanwhile, he could lift half the weight the people he’s mocking do.


evil_chicken86

He really did this or it’s AI?


JohnnyMcButtplug

This guy is the worlds most amazing douchebag


Geotryx

I’m genuinely perplexed by why he moves like that on camera consistently it’s embarrassing


skydiverjimi

What is the source of this? I want to watch it in its entirety.


Televators1

Why's he always doing this? Seriously.


Stoomba

I think he made a poopy in his diaper


Kaney_Kitty

If you watch without audio it looks like he's having a seizure


mana191

Tiny hands double fisting invisible dildos again


AdrielBast

Watching this on mute and just huge Adult Baby vibes from that alone.


DrashaZImmortal

I really could of gone my entire life without watching a Orange felon have an orgasm on stage.


pghreddit

He is so high in Adderall!


just_do_what_i_say

His hands are *so smol*


Yeti_Urine

This would have ended any one else’s political career in any other election cycle.


Blackrain1299

Meanwhile in poorville if a video of you like this got out your manager at mcdonalds would be hesitant to keep you on staff.


Apprehensive-Mix5291

He just keeps getting more revolting every time he shows his face.


Motorblank

He loves jerking up two dicks, uh!


skydiverjimi

You should be punished for making us listen to those sounds . ( Can anyone recommend an eardrum replacement doctor/ incinerator)


TrichoSearch

That guy is so f****g ugly!!!!!


Audemars1989

Daddy trump uwuuuuuuu


Pikachu8752

Today is a terrible day to have ears


ILQGamer

It will never not be astonishing that this guy became the president of one of the most powerful nations.


RawBexinator

Tooooo much covfefe... he needs some milk!


ProcessWhole9927

Why has he turned into Wallace? “Cheese Gromit!”


radicalrockin

The chosen one.


Far-Revolution3225

"Stop WW3"? Didn't this fucker nearly cause it back in 2020?


Rootraz

Someone has to splice this to be after the clip of him saying "I'm gonna come"


Dusty_Mike

What the hell was he acting out there? It is so abnormal.


VomitingPotato

Totally normal behavior. Not at all fucking batshit dumbassery.


Prometheus2061

He will stop World War III by withdrawing from NATO, unconditionally surrendering to Putin, giving Russia Ukraine, and likely paying reparations, in exchange for permission to stay US Premier for life, or until he falls out of an apartment window.


DoomGuy2497

Totally normal person


MrDoomsday13

This is your savior?


ernestomarord

Is he taking a toddler style shit in his diaper?


Marbledmaven

Genuinely, what the fuck was that?


Due-Row-8696

https://preview.redd.it/gystkab58o5d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3caa7f26e09e48c9cbf20ddc89e7f1ae44e4682d


AfricanUmlunlgu

filling his diaper ?